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[Yymea]

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[Yymea]

RESULTS:

Yymea vs Malutia Lusia Cialty: 1-2

Larnion vs New Fuladland: 0-1

Theocretes vs Linnuis: 1-1

Sydaei vs Krypton Nova: 2-1

TABLE
1 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 3, 2, 1, 1.
2 Sydaei. 3, 2, 1, 1.
3 New Fuladland. 3, 1, 0, 1.
4 Theocretes. 1, 1, 1, 0.
5 Linnuis. 1, 1, 1, 0.
6 Yymea. 0, 1, 2, -1.
7 Krypton Nova. 0, 1, 2, -1.
8 Larnion. 0, 0, 1, -1.

[Yymea]

It was a dissapointing first game. The Yymean team was mediocre, but managed to score an early goal, giving hope for a victory. However, two goals by MLC forwards, one on minute 41' and the other on 61' demoralized the team, which only had one good occasion apart from their goal, on minute '66, but the MLC goalkeeper saved it fantastically.

[Theocretes]

The entire game it was obvious that Linnuis and Theocretes were a well matched pair. Defense was the name of the game today, with both goalies performing perfectly. The strikers were apt to defeat this defense though with Theocretes scoring at minute '34 with a beautiful corner goal, curved in by striker Genre Narx. The Theoretician goalie Phillip Rednar performed wonderfully, but even he could not block the gorgeous lower right corner shot at minute '55 by Linnuis striker Basset.

We at "Theocretes daily Sports" got a comment from the Outlaws team manager: Bill Regerouson

"We performed well today! As the saying goes: A tie is better than a loss!"
He had no further comment
This is Diana Freewert from Theocretes Daily, have a good day!

[Larnion]

Summary by Larnioni News One
Larnion in the opening fixture of the LCRUA Football League fell by a single goal to New Fufladland.

The euphoria, triggered by the fact it was their first official international match, stagnated immediately after the start of the match. The Larnionis, overmotivated and reckless, made a huge amount of mistake sduring the first few minutes. However, so did the home team, therefore the score remained even. The rough, quickly switching play didn't entertain the crowds. In 8', New Fufladland's left defender received a red card for a deliberate tackle on our wing midfielder Ischio Fleren, who wasn't able to continue and later treatment discovered a dislocated ankle. Playing 10 on 10, New Fufladlanders took oppoturnity of the shock and scored the entry goal in 12'. Until the end of the half, chances on both sides were at zero, with the ball being most played in the middle of the pitch.

Since the start of the second half Larnionis have controlled the ball decently and managed to put the home team under heavy pressure. That resulted in a post hit in 51', which was followed by a disappointed sigh from the guest fans. The away team managed to hit the post once more by the end of the match in 86', but none of the 9 shots striked at the New Fufladland's keeper ended behind him in the goal. The home team was victorious with the score 0:1, leaving the Larnioni squad in bitter disappointment.

Coriolis Tevesco, team manager
"Well, I have nothing to say about this. The fact is that our opponent won, and why? Because he had two things that allowed him to win: a scored goal and no goals conceded. In a match like this, it's crucial to get the ball into the heat, and especially in the first half we just weren't able to. The second half was something I want to see in the next game - fluent passes, lots of breakaways and great shots - only the goal was sacred to us. We'll see at the next fixture."

Lumenic Traether, team captain
"So, eh, we had a tough start, eh, and we lost Ischio from the beginning, which was, eh, really unlucky. He can't play for the next few weeks, eh, so that's a big deal. We should have won, eh, more chances, better play, eh, but when you don't score, you can't really win, eh.

[Yymea]

Yymea vs New Fuladland 1-0

Larnion vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 2-1

Theocretes vs Krypton Nova 0-0

Sydaei vs Linnuis 3-0

[Theocretes]

Yymea vs New Fuladland 1-0

Larnion vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 2-1

Theocretes vs Krypton Nova 0-0

Sydaei vs Linnuis 3-0

This is Diana Freewert from "Theocretes Daily News"
Today we will be covering the most recent international Football match of the Outlaws
Once again, defense was a prime tactic today, both goalies on both teams in their peak performance. In a shocking game where no points were scored! Theocretes had 2 good attempts though with one early near goal at 25' and only 10 minutes later a near goal at 35'. Krypton Nova nearly scored once with a attempt at 47', seemingly attempting to respond to The Outlaws attacks. Inn the end neither team could score on the other, and the game ended a draw.

There was no comment from any team member.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

Yymea vs New Fuladland 1-0

Larnion vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 2-1We

Theocretes vs Krypton Nova 0-0

Sydaei vs Linnuis 3-0

We where drunk

[Yymea]

Yymea vs Linnuis 0-1

Larnion vs Krypton Nova 2-0

Theocretes vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 1-1

Sydaei vs New Fuladland 3-1

(I will do the table later)

[Theocretes]

Yymea vs Linnuis 0-1

Larnion vs Krypton Nova 2-0

Theocretes vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 1-1

Sydaei vs New Fuladland 3-1

(I will do the table later)

Hello I am diana freewert form Theocretes daily news....and
what the hell man....ANOTHER FREAKING TIE?!?!

That's all i have to say, im done!
*diana leaves*
*TV goes to black*

[Larnion]

Summary by Larnioni News One
Our team has beaten Malutia Lusia Cialty!

After a passionate performance but disappointing result in the opening fixture against New Fufladland, Larnioni football fans got their tears of joy burst out in the very next match, as the home team overpowered MLC with the score 2:1.

Being the first ever team victory on the international stage, the path to it was somewhat neat and tidy. As the Malusians showed signs of unidentified fatigue (later claimed to be vodka intoxication), the ball possession was entirely under the directing of Larnion, and the opening strike in 3' by Ramiré Drevio pretty much decided the clash. Malutians were focused on heavy defence from then on and managed to block off most of the chances in first half, but one projectile aimed by team captain Lumenic Traether went through the opposition in 41', only to end inches wide off the post.

The second half witnessed MLC striking out of nowhere with some fierce actions at the peak of it, the activity was crowned by a corner goal on '63 by their top-class attacker Taweż. All of sudden, just as the pressure statred it fainted unexpectably, and the home team has been in charge of all attacks since then. With a quick answer by the match hero Drevio to top the score at 2:1 in 66', Larnionis became calmer and held the ball for most of the time. Only one more break allowed for MLC to end metres above the goal of Larnion, our team won the second fixture and their happiness was just immense.

Coriolis Tevesco, team manager
What to say. A brilliant victory! Honestly, no one would ever think we would be competitive from the very beginning in the league. The players themselves felt that the first match was not going to be the picture for the rest of the season - and they proved it, right? Now that we've got some confidence by ourselves, we all look forward to the match against the Krypton Novan 'Capitals', as they're nicked by our boys for some time.

Voltair Praesten, goalkeeper
This one is for Ischio (Fleren). Get well soon, mate!

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

Yymea vs New Fuladland 1-0

Larnion vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 2-1

Theocretes vs Krypton Nova 0-0

Sydaei vs Linnuis 3-0

Yymea vs Linnuis 0-1

Larnion vs Krypton Nova 2-0

Theocretes vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 1-1

Sydaei vs New Fuladland 3-1

(I will do the table later)

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[Larnion]

Summary by Larnioni News One
Last week's performance repeated: 'Capitals' beaten in a one-sided match

What was a spark out of nowhere has grown into a full-scale fire: Larnionis proved thir abilities in a second-in-a-row win, this time against the squad of Krypton Nova. Defending the home pitch for the third time out of three, Larnion presented without a doubt their best all-around performance so far. Starting early in the match with offensive pushes, the team sieged the opponent's goal for long 15 minutes before giving them a single opportunity to break. The goaltender Praesten stood his ground well and caught what later turned out to be the only big chance of the 'Capitals' to score.

The siege has been successful not until the second half, since the start of it there has been only one team on the match, and it was the home one. In 55', fans bursted for the first time after a perfectly placed finesse shot by Áron Tomassa, which found its way into the bottom left corner. The Novans tried to counter, but they were often stopped by our greatly working stopper duo Oserskä-Martisic. The combination between these two also was the base of our second strike in 89', when the stoppers recovered the ball and sent it with a long cross pass to our winger Liberti Axellis, who cleaned the spiderwebs from the top right corner. The final score remained at 2:0, with Praesten recording his first clean sheet.

Coriolis Tevesco, team manager
"We earned the win, we deserved it, and we're at the top of our form now. The team feels like nothing can stop them, but time will show. Until the next fixture, we need to stay on the ground, or we could fall easily."

Lamiscus Revenica, support striker
"I guess this could not get any better. We had shots, we were clean of cards, and most importantly we defended like one. What's to say more, eh?"

[Yymea]

Yymea vs Krypton Nova 1-1

Larnion vs Linnuis 2-0

Theocretes vs New Fuladland 1-1

Sydaei vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 0-0

The Yymean team was mediocre once again, with the Novan team being far superior since minute one, and scoring late into the first half, a fantastic strike. In the second half, the situation was the same, until in minute 81 a Novan defender scored an own goal, which drew the game. All in all, the Novans deserved to win.

[Theocretes]

Yymea vs Krypton Nova 1-1

Larnion vs Linnuis 2-0

Theocretes vs New Fuladland 1-1

Sydaei vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 0-0

The Yymean team was mediocre once again, with the Novan team being far superior since minute one, and scoring late into the first half, a fantastic strike. In the second half, the situation was the same, until in minute 81 a Novan defender scored an own goal, which drew the game. All in all, the Novans deserved to win.

Theocretes has broken into massive riots, cities are being burnt dow
the cries of citizens can be heard miles away:

"ANOTHER FEKING TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

martial law has been declared

[Yymea]

RESULTS:

Yymea vs Larnion: 1-1

Theocretes vs Sydaei: 1-0

Malutia Lusia Cialty vs New Fuladland: 1-1

Linnuis vs Krypton Nova: 0-1

TABLE:
1 Larnion. 10
2 Sydaei. 10
3 Theocretes. 7
4 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 6
5 Yymea. 5
6 New Fuladland. 5
7 Krypton Nova. 5
8 Linnuis. 4

Yymea fought fiercely against the league head, despite the early goal of the Larnion team. The opposite team started to go tired, missing obvious chances later on the game, and the Yymeans hoped for a miracle. After various failed occasions from both teams, and a few yellow cards being dished out, the Larnion goalkeeper made a fatal mistake, leaving the ball loose, and an Yymean striker managed to use the situation to his advantage and snatch a point for the Yymean team.

[Theocretes]

RESULTS:

Yymea vs Larnion: 1-1

Theocretes vs Sydaei: 1-0

Malutia Lusia Cialty vs New Fuladland: 1-1

Linnuis vs Krypton Nova: 0-1

TABLE:
1 Larnion. 10
2 Sydaei. 10
3 Theocretes. 7
4 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 6
5 Yymea. 5
6 New Fuladland. 5
7 Krypton Nova. 5
8 Linnuis. 4

Yymea fought fiercely against the league head, despite the early goal of the Larnion team. The opposite team started to go tired, missing obvious chances later on the game, and the Yymeans hoped for a miracle. After various failed occasions from both teams, and a few yellow cards being dished out, the Larnion goalkeeper made a fatal mistake, leaving the ball loose, and an Yymean striker managed to use the situation to his advantage and snatch a point for the Yymean team.

The Nation of Theocretes has burst into glorious celebration, with all shops playing the song "We are the champions" on their loudspeakers, martial law has been retracted and the celebration is cleared for the next 4 days
The outlaws made one goal at 45' and no other goals in the game were scored
peace out, im gonna go party

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

RESULTS:

Yymea vs Larnion: 1-1

Theocretes vs Sydaei: 1-0

Malutia Lusia Cialty vs New Fuladland: 1-1

Linnuis vs Krypton Nova: 0-1

TABLE:
1 Larnion. 10
2 Sydaei. 10
3 Theocretes. 7
4 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 6
5 Yymea. 5
6 New Fuladland. 5
7 Krypton Nova. 5
8 Linnuis. 4

Yymea fought fiercely against the league head, despite the early goal of the Larnion team. The opposite team started to go tired, missing obvious chances later on the game, and the Yymeans hoped for a miracle. After various failed occasions from both teams, and a few yellow cards being dished out, the Larnion goalkeeper made a fatal mistake, leaving the ball loose, and an Yymean striker managed to use the situation to his advantage and snatch a point for the Yymean team.

People of MLC celebrate by drinking vodka and going in a march.
Well. We came 4th. Better then last time.
The football Vodka has been made.

[Yymea]

Yymea vs Theocretes: 0-2

Larnion vs Syadei: 0-0

Malutia Lusia Cialty vs Linnuis: 1-0

New Fuladland vs Krypton Nova: 2-2

TABLE:
1 Larnion. 11
2 Sydaei. 11
3 Theocretes. 10
4 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 9
5 New Fuladland. 6
6 Krypton Nova. 6
7 Yymea. 5
8 Linnuis. 4

The Yymean team goes back dissapointed at yet another poor result. Although the match started fairly well, tensions started to grow after many failed chances from both teams. Soon, this escalated into more agressive play, and finally led to a penalty being given to Theocretes in minute 67', which the theocretians used well, scoring. The Yymean team attempted a counter attack, in which even the goalkeeper participated, in minute 90+3' but the Theocretians got the ball, and scored in the last seconds of play. Yymeans grow progressively angrier at these results, and many are accusing the team of not playing as well as they could.

[Yymea]

Yymea vs Sydaei: 1-2

Larnion vs Theocretes: 1-3

Malutia Lusia Cialty vs Krypton Nova: 1-0

New Fuladland vs Linnuis: 0-1

TABLE:
1 Sydaei· 14
2 Theocretes. 13
3 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 12
4 Larnion. 11
5 Linnuis. 7
6 New Fuladland. 6
7 Krypton Nova. 6
8 Yymea. 5

After yet another match lost, Yymea is now last in the league. Although an early Yymean goal on minute 14' gave hope to the team, in the second half, Sydaei managed to score, in minute 61', and although the Yymean team tried to score, or at the very least keep the draw, a goal by Sydaei on minute '84 knocked the Yymean team out. The Yymean manager insists that the league is not lost, and that everything is possible, although most doubt it.

[Theocretes]

Theocretes erupts into another large celebration, with victory seeming closer than ever
It was a gorgeous game, although it was a slaughter
Theocretes scored at minute '23 with a beautiful shot right down the middle
Then at minute '35 another successful goal by theocretes with a gorgeous corner shot to the lower right of the goal
Larnion got their hoped up in minute "41 with a succesful shot into the upper middle of the goal,
but Theocretes soon responded with a shot on goal in minute '54
Then Theocretes made their final goal in minute '62 to finish the game
That's all for today, stay tooned next time
Theocretes Daily Sports Network

[Yymea]

RESULTS:

Yymea vs Malutia Lusia Cialty: 1-0

Larnion vs New Fuladland: 1-2

Theocretes vs Linnuis: 1-3

Sydaei vs Krypton Nova: 0-1

TABLE:
1 Sydaei· 14
2 Theocretes. 13
3 Malutia Lusia Cialty. 12
4 Larnion. 11
5 Linnuis. 10
6 New Fuladland. 9
7 Krypton Nova. 9
8 Yymea. 8

Although Yymea is still last in the league, celebrations erupted throughout the nation after their surprise victory against Malutia Lusia Cialty, which were favourites for this match. At first, MLC attacked fiercely, almost managing to score on various occasions during the first half, hitting the post on minute '32. In the second half, the yymeans started playing much better, intimidating the malutians, and scoring a fantastic goal on minute '78. There were various occasions after that, but none came to fruition.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

After the news of MLC losing to the "weak" yymeans have many MalLuCians burned down Yymean house holds in MLC and burned Yymea flags.
"The football game was horrible for MLC. But we dont need to attack Yymean people for it. Even if they cheated"
- Daniel J

[Yymea]

Yymea vs New Fuladland: 3-3

Larnion vs Malutia Lusia Cialty 0-1

Theocretes vs Krypton Nova 1-1

Sydaei vs Linnuis 0-1

TABLE
1 Malutia Lusia Cialty 15
2 Sydaei 14
3 Theocretes 14
4 Linnuis 13
5 Larnion 11
6 New Fuladland. 10
7 Krypton Nova. 10
8 Yymea. 9

Although the result of the match was a tad disappointing, the game was one of the most exhilarating and interesting ones Yymea has played so far. Both teams started very well, with New Fuladland scoring on minute '21, with a great shot from outside the box. The Yymean team responded after a few minutes, after a series of passes, with a goal on minute '26, which was rolled into the net. Yymea scored once again, from a foul, on minute '38, and it seemed that the match was going as the Yymeans had planned. However, in the second half, New Fuladland stepped up, scoring a header on minute '49, and a penalty on minute '58, which was a tad severe, although understandable. Yymea managed to get one point out of the game, however, with a goal from outside the box that made the Yymeans in the crowd cheer with excitement on minute '87.

[Krypton Nova]

The match between Theocretes and the Novans turned out much worse than expected. The Novans anticipated a victory, but only achieved a tie, and not because they played well... quite the contrary. They only got a tie because the match was so boring that an unknown supporter launched fireworks, which distracted Theocretes' keeper while the Novans managed to score a goal. The goal was still counted though, under heavy protest and rioting among Theocretes' supporters...