Euro Timur wrote:
After three rounds of CPR the delegate begins breathing, he is still unconscious. He appears to be brutally malnourished, between the ages of 17 and 21.
On the other side of the earpiece the man says "Um, hello, who is this?".
The delegate is taken to a hospital and is treated for malnutrition and the other terrible diseases associated with Euro Timur. A tiny gold statue of Roc is left next to his bedside, but with an optical illusion it looks like a giant gold statue of Roc staring into his soul as he sleeps. We hope it makes him feel at home.
The PM talks into the earpiece. "This is Prime Minister Pierre Mackenzie of The Green Union. Your delegate is . . . indisposed."