by BritMonk » Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:12 am
by BritMonk » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:14 am
by BritMonk » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:27 pm
by Newne Carriebean7 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:36 pm
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
Former Carriebeanian president Carol Dartenby sentenced to 4 years hard labor for corruption and mismanagement of state property|Former Carriebeanian president Antrés Depuís sentenced to 3 years in prison for embezzling funds and corruption
by BritMonk » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:49 pm
by Newne Carriebean7 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:57 pm
BritMonk wrote:King Monk stood as the ancient aircraft landed in outside the summit building.
Immediately, his guards ran out to rush the President inside, as her guards hadn't arrived.
King Monk walked over and shook her hand, "Wine?" he asked, signalling his servant to pour some wine into his glass.
"I have been waiting for days..." He looked out the window as a helicopter landed on the tarmac, and President Dartenby's guards got out.
"How is the Carriebean faring?" King Monk asked.
King Monk saw an assassin in the mirror behind him, and pulled a 9mm pistol from his cloak pocket, and shot three bullets into the Assassin's heart. As he fell, he threw a knife and it landed in King Monk's foot.
King Monk just drank more wine.
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
Former Carriebeanian president Carol Dartenby sentenced to 4 years hard labor for corruption and mismanagement of state property|Former Carriebeanian president Antrés Depuís sentenced to 3 years in prison for embezzling funds and corruption
by BritMonk » Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:08 pm
by Newne Carriebean7 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 8:32 pm
BritMonk wrote:"Your Prime Minister is being married to a sheep?! Mine acts like a sheep, ha!" King Monk chortled.
"I am fine... I have frostbite in my foot..." King Monk admitted.
King Monk glared at the soldier as he went out, "VERY POOR SOLDIERS?!" He calmed down and turned to President Dartenby, "He said he has my soldiers head!"
"Would you like aid from BritMonk? We would be glad to help a President such as yourself stay in office. More wine, Madam President?" Monk began to pour the wine then stopped and just gave her the whole bottle.
"This is a rather special vintage..." King Monk said.
Queen Daenerys of BritMonk, King monks wife, leant forward and said, "I was rather pleased to hear that you got into office, President Dartenby, Would you like a cupcake?" Queen Daenerys held out a box of assorted cupcakes, "I made these myself personally by myself..."
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
Former Carriebeanian president Carol Dartenby sentenced to 4 years hard labor for corruption and mismanagement of state property|Former Carriebeanian president Antrés Depuís sentenced to 3 years in prison for embezzling funds and corruption
by Alpinovia » Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:52 am
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:BritMonk wrote:"Your Prime Minister is being married to a sheep?! Mine acts like a sheep, ha!" King Monk chortled.
"I am fine... I have frostbite in my foot..." King Monk admitted.
King Monk glared at the soldier as he went out, "VERY POOR SOLDIERS?!" He calmed down and turned to President Dartenby, "He said he has my soldiers head!"
"Would you like aid from BritMonk? We would be glad to help a President such as yourself stay in office. More wine, Madam President?" Monk began to pour the wine then stopped and just gave her the whole bottle.
"This is a rather special vintage..." King Monk said.
Queen Daenerys of BritMonk, King monks wife, leant forward and said, "I was rather pleased to hear that you got into office, President Dartenby, Would you like a cupcake?" Queen Daenerys held out a box of assorted cupcakes, "I made these myself personally by myself..."
Dartenby smiled.
" yes, Harold G. Ford is losing his mind in his old age, he plans to eat the sheep once he sues it, the sheep just says baa to the news and is threatening nuclear war agaisnt him, granted most of that is from Ford's damn imagination, he'll be 84 next month."
" As for my Bodyguards,they speak only japanese, and thank god I understand it, I think he was upset about the fact he saw no doughnuts on the table, a more literal translation is 'Your soldier's head is very large, you should fire him for having a loud mouth ,that is why I stabbed him' ."
she turned to the Queen and nodded., grabbing a cupcake, she said:
" It was a close race, I only managed to win by 4 million popular votes and 13 electoral. my opponent was a Communist Catholic, Depuis, I think his name was, he might've come from france, I don't really know, I respect him as my opponent and sent him a present the day after the results were announced."
she held up her Rolex watch and nodded.
" It was imported from the farthest reaches of carriebean, I don't know where those are, but they are exotic."
she laughed and nodded at the queen.
she turned to the foreign minister and sighed.
" you'd have to ask a COFA official for that, let me get my istalin smart phone out."
she pressed a number and handed the phone to him.
by N27 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 4:40 pm
by Newne Carriebean7 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:13 pm
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
Former Carriebeanian president Carol Dartenby sentenced to 4 years hard labor for corruption and mismanagement of state property|Former Carriebeanian president Antrés Depuís sentenced to 3 years in prison for embezzling funds and corruption
by N27 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 6:34 pm
by Alpinovia » Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:51 pm
by N27 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:24 pm
by Newne Carriebean7 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:32 pm
N27 wrote:King Monk rushed Queen Daenerys and President Dartenby into the Security Room of the plane, sealing the door behind them.
Monk ran to a tv screen in the middle of the room. He connected his phone, and brought up the video chat, M-skype.
Monk selected many people from his contacts and created a conference. Then, he clicked 'Call'
Almost Immediately everyone picked up.
The Director of the MIA - I. N. Telligence
The Commander of the Royal Monkian Army - N. U. Clear
The Minister of Defense - D. Fence
The Head of the Navy - S. Ubmarine
The Foreign Minister - Em Bassy
The Prime Minister - Sally Kensington
They all saluted, and said, "Good Day, Your Majesty! Your Highness! Madam President!"
"We have heard of the problem! What would you have us do?" The Prime Minister asked.
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
Former Carriebeanian president Carol Dartenby sentenced to 4 years hard labor for corruption and mismanagement of state property|Former Carriebeanian president Antrés Depuís sentenced to 3 years in prison for embezzling funds and corruption
by N27 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:26 pm
by Alpinovia » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:44 am
by N27 » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:45 pm
by Alpinovia » Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:49 pm
N27 wrote:"They can't do that!" King Monk bellowed at the screen, "How dare they take MY citizens. How did PARATROOPERS EVEN GET INTO N27. Are you the worst government in history?! I DO NOT HAVE ALPINOVISH MONEY! I DO NOT HAVE A SPECIAL DREGER VATICAN CAMEOS!"
The prime minister stuttered but nodded, "They haven't taken anyone. They've sent them to Monk Palace-City, Sir."
King Monk smacked the screen forcefully, and terminated the call.
"I just don't know what to do. He literally cannot do that, President Dartenby, my nation, in times of war, has helpicopters over every city of everyday, any paratroopers would have died!"
"President Dartenby, does your nation have adequate defenses? Because I'm going to nuke Alpinovia!" (There was no way Prince Callum could have heard that or any of his spies.)
*OOC - Seriously, That is literally overpowerful. You don't know what defences my nation could have had. That is called god-modding.
by Legion of the north » Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:57 pm
by N27 » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:09 pm
by Alpinovia » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:10 am
by The Germanian states » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:46 am
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