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by Drachmaland » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:08 pm
by Christian Democrats » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:41 pm
Drachmaland wrote:The handing over of the original posts of this thread to Christian Democrats has the amusing consequence that posts made on April 30, 2009 are attributed to a nation founded on July 29, 2009.
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:06 pm
Issue #464 wrote:The @@ANIMAL@@ Republic Shall Rise Again? [Omigodtheykilledkenny; ed. Gnejs]
The Issue
A coalition of civil rights activists and minority interest groups from all across Northern @@NAME@@ have renewed their calls for the regional government to stop displaying the flag of the now-defunct @@ANIMAL@@ Republic, a short-lived former breakaway nation known for its backward racial policies. The issue has divided the area for years, and with tensions running extra high, you have been asked to help settle the dispute once and for all.
The Debate
1. "It's unconscionable that politicians still defend flying such a repulsive racist symbol on government property!" declares Finlay Worship, a civil rights activist sporting colorful Tasmanian tribal attire - despite recent public revelations that she in fact has no Tasmanian ancestry whatsoever. "That flag has only ever been used to heighten racial divisions in this country; we must ban the display of the @@ANIMAL@@ Republic flag in any official capacity!"
2. "Bah!" scoffs Georgina Rifkin, a local politician and passionate reenactor, while waving a miniature @@ANIMAL@@ Republic flag. "This flag never hurt anyone! If you ask me, it's political correctness that's the real problem. Stores are pulling the flag off their shelves, and TV stations are refusing to run old shows and movies that feature it, for god's sake! The government should be pushing back against all this nonsense and start teaching Kennyite schoolchildren all the good things about that chapter of our history: the cultural pride felt by its citizens, the bravery and patriotism of its leaders! Those are values that never go out of style."
3. "I agree that the flag is harmful and should not be used, in any capacity," predictably declares Jennifer Cohen, president of the advocacy group 'Peaceful Resistance against Injurious Speech and Slanderous Yabber'. "But why stop there? What about ugly racial and ethnic slurs? Words hurt people a lot more than some silly relic, you know. Words like, 'hoopster'...'ringnose'...'Biggie Snarls'...oh sorry, is repeating all these epithets making people uncomfortable? Er, anyway, we can't tolerate the use of such awful language, and we should start fining people for hate speech, like they already do in many progressive countries."
4. "If y'all were to ask me, I'd say we were better off during the @@ANIMAL@@ Republic", says Declan Taffs, a local yokel of indeterminate age. "Back then us normal folks could go about using our own schools and buses without having to mix and mingle with those weird whatchamacallem's. @@LEADER@@, I'll be both frank and earnest, I don't give a hoot what flag y'all run up those poles of yours; just give me back my damned water fountain privileges!"
by Drachmaland » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:58 am
by Sanctaria » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:37 am
Drachmaland wrote:Oddly enough, there are no author or editor names mentioned.
by Luna Amore » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:53 am
by Luna Amore » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:04 am
by Drachmaland » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:18 am
by Kaboomlandia » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:24 am
by Luna Amore » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:30 am
Kaboomlandia wrote:What's #460 supposed to be? Does it even exist yet?
by Drachmaland » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:00 am
by Trotterdam » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:23 am
It could also be @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@. They're the same for the overwhelming majority of nations.Drachmaland wrote:For the @@NAMEINITIALS@@-Motors I've put in option 463.2, it was A-Motors in my case (nation's initial is A) and I thought it was a variable — but I could be wrong.
I told you what it is earlierKaboomlandia wrote:What's #460 supposed to be? Does it even exist yet?
It's from here. It was originally going to be "Max Barry", and then the more-amusing "Mike Rowe" (as in "Mike Rowe Nation" = "the nation of Mike Rowe"), but was then changed to avoid offending the real-life Mike Rowe.Drachmaland wrote:Obviously the name Mike Ronation (cf. micronation) is not random.
by Christian Democrats » Sat Dec 05, 2015 2:50 pm
Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:<snip>
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Wallenburg » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:34 pm
Trotterdam wrote:It's from here. It was originally going to be "Max Barry", and then the more-amusing "Mike Rowe" (as in "Mike Rowe Nation" = "the nation of Mike Rowe"), but was then changed to avoid offending the real-life Mike Rowe.Drachmaland wrote:Obviously the name Mike Ronation (cf. micronation) is not random.
Also, yay, the option I suggested made it in, even though the original writer didn't like it! I guess I have Nation of Quebec to thank for that?
The kittens didn't, however.
by Drachmaland » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:58 pm
Wallenburg wrote:Well, as I said, I didn't want to have an all-around good option, and when the issues team gave me my issue, I immediately chose option 2.
by Sedgistan » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:36 pm
Trotterdam wrote:Also, yay, the option I suggested made it in, even though the original writer didn't like it! I guess I have Nation of Quebec to thank for that?
by Frenequesta » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:44 pm
by Drachmaland » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:21 pm
by Drachmaland » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:38 pm
Trotterdam wrote:It could also be @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@. They're the same for the overwhelming majority of nations.Drachmaland wrote:For the @@NAMEINITIALS@@-Motors I've put in option 463.2, it was A-Motors in my case (nation's initial is A) and I thought it was a variable — but I could be wrong.
by Annihilators of Chan Island » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:33 am
by Phydios » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:14 am
If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you. | Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven will enter. On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’ But I will reply, ‘I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God’s laws.’James 1:26-27, Matthew 7:21-23
by Christian Democrats » Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:37 am
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
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