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Adulv Niyborg becomes 722,580,538,399th successor to Nevan throne
Commenting on his becoming the 722,580,538,399th successor
to the Nevan throne, Adulv Niyborg said it shows Nevanmaa is
becoming an increasingly tolerant country
The announcement was made by Nevan monarch King Juhani III after he finished revising his list of successors, totaling 722,580,538,399 people.
Niyborg is on the bottom of the successors' list, trailing behind a block of cheese that occupies 722,580,538,398th place.
The inclusion of Niyborg to the list baffled Nevanmaa's critics worldwide, as no one had expected that it is possible for a man who is neither Nevan nor white to succeed Juhani and Juhani's successors.
But Niyborg says he's pleased.
"I never imagined this would happen," he told the press. "Nevanmaa's willingness to allow myself to take over as its ruler after 722,580,538,398 people are murdered shows that they're making a lot of progress. They're becoming an increasingly tolerant country."
Civil rights activists are not as enthusiastic. "They could've at least had the decency to place a human being above a non-living food product," said Chang Wan-hsiu of the Esquarian Human Rights Monitor.
The block of cheese, who some say is waiting for the 722,580,538,397 nobles to die before it does, is unavailable for comment.