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by New Hayesalia » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:20 am
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by New Hayesalia » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:31 am
NWA Industries wrote:Eazy E walked up to the New Haysalians and attempted to engage in a conversation with them. Slowly, Eazy's lips parted to reveal dark yellow teeth that looked like they haven't met a toothbrush in years. The lips soon resembled a smile.
"Yo nigga, what tha fuck up. Hoes call me Eazy E. Its straight-up sick ta hook up you, nahmean biatch? Anyway, how tha fuck is yo dirty ass bustin?"
by Fascist Empire of Great Britain » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:47 am
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by Ganos Lao » Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:34 am
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by New Aeyariss » Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:36 pm
Inyourfaceistan wrote:You didn't know that Cusc is actually a 4-armed cyborg genius commander and skillful warrior created in secret by a cabal of rich capitalist financiers built to lead and army of drones and other renegades against and overbearing socialist regime?
Psalms 144:1 wrote:Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
by Ganos Lao » Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:50 pm
"Your majesty."
"What an absolute pleasure to meet you. I'd heard that Ganosia was sending a delegation, but I'd no idea you would take up the reins."
This was a lie, but convincingly told.
The Ganosian Empress gave her response, inviting the diplomats to sit with her and her small entourage, the New Hayesalians being introduced and introducing themselves as they had to the British prince regent. "It's hardly a big event, your majesty." the aide said, his chair being pushed in by one of the ghostly-quiet servants. "It's a lovely island, but surely that can't be your only reason for coming?"
by New Hayesalia » Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:24 pm
by Ganos Lao » Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:37 pm
New Hayesalia wrote:"You can't have a party without diplomacy." The attache and the Empress chinked glasses, smiling. The aide crossed eyes with Miss Rowe however, and it did seem a few neurons fired at that point. "Well your majesty I am sure you want to know what the Greater Island Kingdom is looking for from an event like this. We do have mutual embassies, and I'm sure Ambassador Berenck is often asking for various support.
What we're looking for in a place like this is really to promote New Hayesalia. We're opening tourism campaigns around the world, and more and more countries are getting on board with our visafree entry system. You may be aware it costs the equivalent of about $30 to enter New Hayesalia on a 30 day tourist visa? We are engaging so that, on a reciprocal basis, tourists and business figures from either of our nations can simply turn up at the border, get a stamp and enter for 90 days, free of charge."
"There's also the matter of what the Minister of Defence is promoting." the aide reminded the attache.
"Yes, of course. We're finding the Military is running short of training areas, and as such they're looking to lease land overseas. The Military is pretty serious about establishing training areas, I think one of their last offers was about $1.2 billion for a 25 year lease?"
"1.3, thank you. But there's always the more practical issues of trade. Politicians in New Hayesalia are pretty staunchly protectionist about a lot of things, partly due to the huge amount of produce coming out of countries with horrific human rights and labour law records, but they're very sure to reward partner states. Take places like Zellatia, Paddy O Fernature and Blackchovek."
by Fascist Empire of Great Britain » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:25 am
by New Hayesalia » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:18 pm
by Ganos Lao » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:22 pm
New Hayesalia wrote:"Well your Majesty, I think perhaps it would be best for us to use the great gardens outside, discuss the intricacies of these political decisions. May I escort you, and perhaps Lady Kushana may like to join us? I'm sure Ceras will be happy to stay otherwise, he has a lot of information on these old baroque palaces, I'm sure."
The attache glanced over to the know-it-all Ceras Lyem.
"Well, I might know a thing or two."
"Of course. Your Majesty, shall we?"
by New Hayesalia » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:49 pm
by Ganos Lao » Sat Aug 29, 2015 11:00 pm
New Hayesalia wrote:The two exited through a side door, opened by the crimson coated Coldstream guards. The New Hayesalian and Ganosians made their way into the gardens, the deep blue of the ocean creating a perfect horizon in the far distance, the sun beating down on the trio. The New Hayesalian drew his red diplomatic passport from his pocket, flicking through a few pages and presenting it to the Ganosian.
Entry Visa, Tourist
It was an entry stamp and on-arrival visa at the nation's international airport for Ganos.
"When I travelled there, I was truly amazed at the quality of the tourist infrastructure, the national stability, and just the ease of doing it. I've traveled to 44 countries in my life but only Ganosia stands out as being anywhere near as easy to get around in. That's why it is my personal mission is to ensure that our nations can go through the process of creating a visa-free entry arrangement for tourists."
"Of course, I must promote our various other efforts. The big one my uppers are having me make known are the needs of our military forces to establish more training areas, and Ganosia's strategic location on Gholgoth is one of our most intriguing hopes. Of course, we understand the implications and we have way to work through, but ma'am, where do you stand on these issues? What business stands out for you and New Hayesalia?"
by New Hayesalia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:16 am
by Ganos Lao » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:50 am
New Hayesalia wrote:"I can understand that, fully. I can assure you our forces are most professional, we are sure to ensure. But ma'am, I would propose first that you yourself would visit our nation. Her Majest Queen Olivia resides in Montmaray. The history of our nation and our Monarchy are very long, and not exactly typical. You might wonder why we have two Heads of State, who live in two cities in the opposite sides of our nation. Though frankly, Her Majesty may tell you the story better than I. Port Eastgate is a fine city though, I've holidayed there many times. The Second Castle is truly magnificent, in my opinion even more impressive than the First."
"We also have a lot of organisational capacity. We could easily invite you within the next month, at whatever time is most permissive to your office. And of course, Lady Kushana, I am sure we can set up a complementary engagement schedule so you can avoid some of the stuffier engagements."
"But of course, your Majesty, this is a decision for your office to make, though I'm positively sure Her Majesty would be happy to travel to Ganosia."
"But then you have a Maltese style, which is more oriented towards interior art but also for the heat. But yeah, they're all similar, though different."
Lyem had been talking, nervous more than usual, about baroque architecture with a fair hit of knowledge. After all, architecture in New Hayesalia was a highly respected art, even symbolised in the nation's Coat of Arms.
"So I don't know so much about Ganosia, care to give me a crash course?" the aide said, quickly pulling off the topic and taking a deep sip of his wine. This woman was something to be sure, quite attractive and apparently brainy. Almost intimidating in some way, like a bunny in a suicide vest.
by New Hayesalia » Sun Aug 30, 2015 2:53 am
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