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by Equalsun Empire » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:31 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Castle Crashers » Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:46 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:With a plate of pancakes in one hand and another cradling his still-throbbing head, Veris answered his inquisitive crush... no, no, Blaze. Just Blaze, idiot. "Well, I lived alone before I came here for quite awhile, and I wasn't the best cook... So, well, my usual routine was to make breakfast and ste- er, eat out for other meals. Long story short, I got really good at eggs, pancakes, waffles, you name it. Oh, and Ramen, can't forget that. When you're a wanted super criminal, your budget is tight." He was about to go on with a bit more embarassed ramblings, but suddenly the sound of a portal interrupted him. His head throbbing anew he turned towards the sound, about to chew out Salis for not pulling his punches. However, the situation that greeted him was not one for idle chatter.
Dexter, blood gushing from a wound in his belly. Salis, crying as he supported the injured superhuman. For a couple seconds Veris was silent, simply standing in shock with his jaw slowly dropping towards the ground. He looked at Dexter, taking in the blood oozing from his stomach. He glanced at Salis, tears running down the portal-users face as he lay his friend down. Then there was an explosion of sound as Veris unleashed a barrage of questions at his maniac acquaintance, grabbing Dexter and placing his hand over the stab wound. "Salis, what on earth happened? Blaze, cauterize the wound! Dexter? Dexter, are you all right?" He said, steadily getting louder towards the end. He wiped his crimson hand upon his pants as he turned towards Salis, eyes wide with worry. "Are you being tracked? Are we under attacked? Where'd you find him? Answer me!"
by Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:27 pm
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.
It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*
by Ben M » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:54 pm
Castle Crashers wrote:"This might hurt a little..." She told him, not completely sure if he could hear her. Then, with great hesitation, she applied her two index fingers to the wound, slowly dragging them across the wound. The blood bubbled and sizzled, hissing in protest to the heat of her glowing hands. Surely enough, though, it was helping to cauterize the cut. She breathed a sigh of relief as she removed her bloody fingers from the wound.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:53 pm
by Castle Crashers » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:33 pm
Ben M wrote:Castle Crashers wrote:"This might hurt a little..." She told him, not completely sure if he could hear her. Then, with great hesitation, she applied her two index fingers to the wound, slowly dragging them across the wound. The blood bubbled and sizzled, hissing in protest to the heat of her glowing hands. Surely enough, though, it was helping to cauterize the cut. She breathed a sigh of relief as she removed her bloody fingers from the wound.
Dexter watched in horror as blaze moved to cauterize him. No. No. NO! He shouted as Blaze took her two fingers and dragged across his wound. Pain lanced through his entire mind as he soared back into his body.
Dexter shot up eyes wide. He grabbed Blaze's hand screaming in pain.
"AAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK I- OW I, OOOOWWWWW"
Dexter then proceeded to blush, sputter in anger and cry at the same time. He tried to stand, but couldn't. looking to Salis he spoke in a pained but kind tone.
"Hey Salis, you ok? Sorel's power went haywire-" He couldn't talk, his tounge was having trouble. The pain in his side was consuming his mind. He broke of with his tongue feeling weird in his mouth as he stared awkwardly at Salis while thinking about his return to Blaze. And the Others!
by Ben M » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:52 am
Castle Crashers wrote:Ben M wrote:
Dexter watched in horror as blaze moved to cauterize him. No. No. NO! He shouted as Blaze took her two fingers and dragged across his wound. Pain lanced through his entire mind as he soared back into his body.
Dexter shot up eyes wide. He grabbed Blaze's hand screaming in pain.
"AAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK I- OW I, OOOOWWWWW"
Dexter then proceeded to blush, sputter in anger and cry at the same time. He tried to stand, but couldn't. looking to Salis he spoke in a pained but kind tone.
"Hey Salis, you ok? Sorel's power went haywire-" He couldn't talk, his tounge was having trouble. The pain in his side was consuming his mind. He broke of with his tongue feeling weird in his mouth as he stared awkwardly at Salis while thinking about his return to Blaze. And the Others!
Blaze was startled by Dexter's sudden awakening. Though, at the same time, she was relieved. It could've been worse--much worse. "Well, welcome back to the land of the living." Blaze joked, still overwhelmingly relieved. Then, a girl entered, pulling out a small wand-like object, and magically healed Dexter's wound. "Thanks." Blaze started, but stopped herself. "Wait--who are you?"
by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:08 pm
by Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:55 am
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.
It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*
by Castle Crashers » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:27 pm
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Salis woke up with bleary eyes and a pounding headache. It had been several days since the incident with Dexter. After seeing him healed, Salis had been immensely relieved, but that didn't change the fact that he blamed himself. Sure, Sorel might have had something to do with it, but Salis had weilded the knife. He should have controlled himself, he should have realized it was Dexter and not the gang member. Since then his nightmares had ensued with greater intensity and frequency. Visions of Dexter being stabbed joined the mix, and soon it was impossible to get any sleep. Salis found a way to avoid the apparitions though. Sadly the liquid that gave him such respite seemed to be out though.
Overturning the empty whiskey bottle, Salis confirmed that he was out. Drunkenness seemed to be the only way to escape his dreams during sleep, and he embraced it openly. Many empty bottles of various alcoholic beverages were strewn about the dining area, evidence of his recent binge. His unkempt appearance from sleeping in the same clothes he had been wearing the past few days was also apparent.
Getting up from the table and drunkenly moving towards the kitchen area, Salis stumbled forward as a lance of pain shot through his head. The amount of alcohol he had consumed was leading to a terrible hangover.
"I just need more to drink," he slurred to himself, "yeah, that'll help."
by Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:40 pm
Castle Crashers wrote:-snip-
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.
It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*
by Castle Crashers » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:04 pm
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Castle Crashers wrote:-snip-
Salis turned as Blaze came into the room. "Yeah," he slurred, "what's it to you?' Stumbling forward, he moved towards a cabinet in the kitchen. Opening it he found that the contents were gone. "Where did it all go?" He laughed drunkenly as he realized he had drank it all. He now moved towards the entrance to the wine cellar, intent on getting his alcohol through a different substance. After going through the door, he came to a large selection of wine. Several of the bottles were missing already, more evidence of Salis' activities the past few days. Pulling out several expensive looking bottles, he moved back towards the dining room. He pushed past Blaze at the door and slumped down into his chair. Licking his lips in anticipation he reached for a bottle opener to pull the cork.
The sweet smell of alcohol drifted out of the bottle as he opened it. Not wanting to wait longer, Salis proceeded to start chugging it. After consuming almost a fourth of the bottle, he set it down on the table unceremoniously as he wiped his lips. It was good. Even now he felt the headache receding as he lost contact with the world, falling back into the void of his drink. Everything was good, everything was fine.
by Drakmah » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:21 pm
Ben M wrote: "AAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK I- OW I, OOOOWWWWW"
Quazin the Great wrote:Rules
9. Title stuff so Drakmah doesn't burst into flame. This rule may not matter because Drakmah
has grown old and tired and no longer trifles with such inflammatory conduct.
by Castle Crashers » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:30 pm
Drakmah wrote:-snippet-
by Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:36 pm
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.
It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*
by Castle Crashers » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:42 pm
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Salis laughed at Blaze's comment. "I can drink however much I want," he said drowsily as the alcohol continued to take effect, "and there isn't anything you can do about it girl." As Shane came into the room, Salis' focus turned to him. "Now where the hell have you been?" he said accusingly, "Didn't have the decency to check on your friend who almost died? Damn bastard, and I don't have a problem," he said as he swiveled his glare towards Blaze again. "You can all get the hell out of here, I have wine to drink." With his alcohol induced anger now satisfied, he moved to tilt more wine down his gullet.
by Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:01 pm
Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.
It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*
by Drakmah » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:32 pm
Quazin the Great wrote:Rules
9. Title stuff so Drakmah doesn't burst into flame. This rule may not matter because Drakmah
has grown old and tired and no longer trifles with such inflammatory conduct.
by Castle Crashers » Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:23 pm
Drakmah wrote:"Yeah i definitely feel like Sleeping Beauty right now.." He said, sighing and looking over at Blaze, his own weary face producing a smile. His look soon changed as Salis mentioned someone almost dieing.
"W-wait who almost died? What the hell has been happening?" He looked out the window to check the time of day. "How long have i been out?' His shock made him glaze over what Blaze said next in response to Salis and hr throwing the bottle to the ground. He returned to the world of the conscious yet again as Salis lunged forward with a knife, his hands letting go of the metal staff as he almost fell over after the man. Shane was able to catch himself however and steadied himself on the same table that knocked the wind out of Blazes attacker.
"Son of a bitch, he needs sleep more than i do. When he finally wakes up he is gonna have the worst hangover ever." He then turned to Blaze. "Now what the hell is going on? Who almost died, why is he suddenly drinking, how long have i been out?' He ran question after question, his mind very confused on the current situation.
by Drakmah » Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:20 am
Castle Crashers wrote:"Dexter. He got stabbed, and it may have been from Salis. But it was an accident. I think that's why he's drinking; because he's guilty." Blaze sighed, grabbing Salis's wrists and began dragging him towards the stairs. "You've been out for a couple days. Now, could you help me get this guy to a hose or something? I don't favor the idea of giving him a personal bubble bath."
Quazin the Great wrote:Rules
9. Title stuff so Drakmah doesn't burst into flame. This rule may not matter because Drakmah
has grown old and tired and no longer trifles with such inflammatory conduct.
by Saleon » Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:00 pm
by BlackDeath27 » Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:35 pm
by Ben M » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:12 pm
by Castle Crashers » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:57 am
Drakmah wrote:Castle Crashers wrote:"Dexter. He got stabbed, and it may have been from Salis. But it was an accident. I think that's why he's drinking; because he's guilty." Blaze sighed, grabbing Salis's wrists and began dragging him towards the stairs. "You've been out for a couple days. Now, could you help me get this guy to a hose or something? I don't favor the idea of giving him a personal bubble bath."
Shane eyes went wide as Blaze told him of Dexters injury, his reaction much like, if not more shocked than when he saw Salis drinking.
"Man, I knock out and everything goes to shit, I really need access to that lab though once my mind recuperates from whatever the hell happened." He then arched his back and stretched, the jump that Salis's fail attack gave him finally pumped the adrenalin that he needed, his muscles now seeming to function much better. He nodded to Blaze as she began to lift the drunk, prompting him to walk up and assist in the lifting.
"Let's just bring him to one of showers and we can dump him the tub, give him a good blast of cold water. Plus if he gets violent again we can just leave the bathroom and bar the door or something. Hopefully he will be to hungover to use his powers just like I am." He said, motioning to the crudely put together staff.
"That's the best I could after rolling out of bed. Anyways, let's get this guy upstairs."
Shane grunted as he picked up the drunk, waiting on Blaze to either confirm his plan or present a new one.
by Ben M » Mon Jun 29, 2015 10:52 am
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