Inyurstan Whistle Blower Crisis! [MT][Open]

by **Inyourfaceistan** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:15 pm

Newsmaxi Stacion D'Informacio!

Government Whistle Blower Releases Secret Documents!

Breaking News on the hour! More updates are coming in about the source of the government documents and files released to the press. The whistle blower has now come forward as Jean-Paulo Lancorda, a former ISD analyst who was hired on as cyber-security consultant to the Legislative Assembly. Lancorda, 34, reportedly copied and made back-up files before taking his findings to his superior. However, his findings were confiscated and blown under the rug by an unnamed official, after which he anonymously leaked the info to the press.

Since the findings were released to the press, several prominent figures have resigned, including three senators and the head of cyber security. So far, no arrest warrants have been issued for any party involved, but many beleive certain government individuals need to be tried for perjury - if not treason - while other support the notion that Mr. Lancorda should face legal action for his release of classified and in some cases private information.

J.P. Lancorda revealing himself as the whistle blower and expressing concern at the actions of our elected officials.

Much of the released information includes emails and phone recordings, alleging several crimes against prominent government members; including Senator Lanson Sãorules (DC - Gracio Grande) who used public funds to pay to take call girls onto his private yacht and Fjorda De'Rivera Mayor Carlos Montousse (NRU) who made several emails and phone calls to known cartel associates.
However, it gets worse. Several leaked emails, tape recordings and phone calls link certain politicians to communist leanings. Senator Stèphan Jean-Luc (SLP - Southern Territories) was recording praising the "achievements" of communist Cuba, as well as admiring the "determination and perseverance to egalitarianism" of the Bulgar Rouge. Another exposed pinko sympathizer, Diego Rodrigues (SLP - South Marindino) has been tied to several emails discussing the prospect of nationalizing key Inyurstan industries and foreign business assets as well as radical and unconstitutional reforms to "promote income equality" (a.k.a. collectivism and redistribution). These statements come in direct opposition to the claims both individuals have made trying to convince others they are "by no means communist".
Other members of government and political staff have been tied to the scandal, now being called "Commiegate" by certain commenters and close followers of the debacle.

How will this play out in the long run?
Who will face charges for their involvement and action?
Was Lancorda in the right?

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by **Ardoki** » Fri May 15, 2015 1:38 am

Inyurstan Bureaucrats Oppressed

Leftist Economic Stances Unjustly Prohibited From Government and Politicians Fear the Primitive Far-Right Inyurstan People

The typical Inyurstan city, this is one of the more affluent areas of the capital: Castille de Terro.

Contrast with the house of a Patrician family in Imperial City.
While all people are equal, in genetics and rights. We have known for a while that certain cultures are better than others. This could not be exemplified clearer than comparing the Ardokian and Inyurstan cultures side by side. Ardokian civilisation has lasted for thousands of years, so that unfairly gives us an advantage over the Inyurstan culture which less than half a century old. However, unwisely the Inyurstand did not look to the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians as an example for their culture, and instead went along with an inferior one. In the Greater Empire, His Imperial and Royal Majesty the Imperatormagnus (Long May He Live!) acts as not only the executive authority who justly and wisely rules the Greater Empire, he is the protector of all the people and the patron of learning. His is an important job, and with his many advisers and army of bureaucrats an optimum state is achieved. We have the Imperial Senate, to approve all of His Imperial and Royal Majesty's laws and regulations, and to act as the representative organ of all the Ardokians.

Inyursta, on the other hand, is a vile democratic state which has lapsed into a tyranny of the majority. Corrupt capitalists have taken control of the Inyurstan media, and brainwashed the Inyurstans into supporting far-right policies. Policies which have kept the majority in horrific poverty, and the small elite enriched from the exploitation of the masses. The Inyurstan people have no saviour and protector like His Imperial and Royal Majesty the Imperatormagnus, who maintains a centre-left mixed-economy to benefit all Ardokians and ensures the Greater Empire remains free of oppression and corruption. In Inyursta, right-wing policies such as opposition to abortion and euthanasia keep the Inyurstan people as slaves to the plentiful drug cartels, whom control most of the nation. In contrast, His Imperial and Royal Majesty the Imperatormagnus ensures that progressive social policies remain for all Ardokians to enjoy as their rights.

But we must look deeper, in order to get a better understanding of the backwardness and primitiveness of Inyurstan society. A love of reason, science and learning are key elements to Ardokian culture. Imperial Civic Humanism, being the national religion and ideology of the Greater Empire, has contributed greatly to our advanced and intellectually superior nation. Yes, Ardokians are intellectually superior to the Inyurstans. However that is only due to the primitive Inyurstan culture, corrupt and far-right Inyurstan media, right-wing influences, lack of or terrible education, and the christian religion. In Inyursta the superstitious nonsense known as christianity, about a sky deity names Jesus who raped a woman in order to give birth to himself, hold their society back.

This has led to the horrible persecution of leftists in Inyursta, where they are hated more than rapists, murderers, drug cartels, fraudsters, etcetera. Leftist politicians fear being hunted down and lynched by the uneducated Inyurstani masses, much like how the KKK lynches black people based upon their narrow dogmatic views.
His Imperial and Royal Majesty Henry-Alexander XXVIII, Imperatormagnus of All the Ardokians, released a statement earlier today: "We must be tolerant of primitives, such as Inyurstans. They are like children, and must be properly educated in order to be fit for living as members of the world. I feel grief, knowing how the Inyurstan people are living day to day in an oppressive state worse than anything to have ever existed. Superstition, such as christianity and the free market, must be eliminated from the world. I see my obligation as Protector of the Greater Empire to keep it away from our imperial realm. I reach a hand of friendship out to all Inyurstans, and offer them sanctuary here in Ardoki."

Hopefully His Imperial and Royal Majesty's generous offer will not fall on removed ears.

by **Brytene** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:10 am

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Updated at 11:54AM by Carrie Herne | Lundene

Yet again, the nation of Inyurstan has proven itself to be a terrifying and bizarre place to live. A Wikileaks-style release of confidental documents by one Mr Lancorda, a former intelligence analyst, has caused scandal after revealing that certain right-wing politicans in Inyurstan have been abusing their positions of power. One Democratic Confederate politicans was accusing of using public funding to acquire the services of call girls, whilst a mayor from the National Republican Union is accused of having links to organised crime.

What is distressing, however, is that for the people and government of Inyurstan, these crimes pale into significance in contrast to the heinous crime of being a leftist. Apparently political plurality is a more dangerous thing than having city halls work in collusion with organised crime, and more morally bankrupt than using taxpayers' money to pay women for sex.

The rags and tabloids of this barbaric nation claim that the outrage is due to the fact the politicians 'lied' about their political allegiance - hardly surprising given that in SACTO nations such as Inyurstan, El Cuscatlani, and Nihon, leftists and political dissidents are repressed, beaten, and even assassinated, as happened to Chino Teinosuke, a defector from the Nihonese Tokkeitei (intelligence agency) earlier this month.

We can only hope that this endless persecution, bigotry, and violence comes to an end peacefully as education improves in the affected countries, but until then the civilised world looks on in dismay.

At least Queen Aoife taught them a lesson last month!

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by **New Mushroom Kingdom** » Fri May 15, 2015 10:27 am

Mushroomian World News Service
The New Mushroom Kingdom's most popular (and government-endorsed) news service.

Whistle Blower exposes socialist government officials

We have just recieved word that a whistle blower exposed socialist government officials. What's more, we discover that said officials were lying about not being communists. We find this idea shocking, an elected official should always tell the truth, and additionally should ideally conform to the state ideology. While as a news source we are unbiased, the general feeling of the New Mushroom Kingdom's populace is that communism and socialism are bad. Capitalism has worked great for the establishment of a booming economy. The government released a press release about this information, which we will not display here. However, it supports his actions in exposing socialist officials and supports the right-wing idelogy of Inyursta and backs any laws against socialism/communism.

---WARP-O-GRAM---
To: The whistle blower.
From: Minister of Intelligence for the New Mushroom Kingdom
Encryption: Medium
I'm going to make this quick so it's harder for you to get caught. The New Mushroom Kingdom sees interest and value in your services and I desire to offer you a job. Additionally, we approve of your exposure of socialism and commuism. The New Mushroom Kingdom is certainly capitalist and against socialism/communism. Contact us for further information.

by **Flardania** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:03 pm

Hors Du Placard
Inyursta Whistle Blower exposes corruption and Communists!
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FBC News | Flardanian Broadcasting Corporation

Our next story comes from Inyursta. A Government leak of files and documents were released to the press. The culprit has recently come forward as Jean-Paulo Lancorda, a former analyst who was hired on as cyber security consultant to the Inyursta Legislative Assembly. Lancorda, age 34, reportedly copied and made back-up files before taking his findings to his sensei. However, his findings were confiscated and blown under the rug by an official who has yet to be named. Being left at a dead end and stonewalled he anonymously leaked the information to the press. We now go to our correspondent Takeshi Matsumoto who is in Castille de Terro. Takeshi?

Yes Haneul the city has been a buzz since the report gone out. Since the findings were released to the press, several prominent figures have resigned. So far, no arrest warrants have been issued for any party involved. There seems to be a national split with many believing that certain government officials should be tried for perjury and or treason while other support the notion that Mr. Lancorda should face legal action for his release of classified and in some cases private information.

According to Newsmaxi, including Senator Lanson Sãorules who used public funds to spend time with escorts on his private yacht and Fjorda De'Rivera Mayor Carlos Montousse]who made several emails and phone calls to known cartel associates. However what comes next is incredible and is one can only expect from a fellow SACTO ally. The big reveal in the eyes of the locals is not the corruption and misuse of funds but rather the political leanings of a closeted Communist. Senator Stèphan Jean-Luc was recorded praising the "achievements" of communist Cuba, as well as admiring the "determination and perseverance to egalitarianism" of the Bulgar Rouge. Another exposed Diego Rodrigues being tied to several emails discussing the prospect of nationalizing key Inyurstan industries and foreign business assets as well as radical and unconstitutional reforms to "promote income equality" (a.k.a. collectivism and redistribution). These statements come in direct opposition to the claims both individuals have made trying to convince others they are "by no means communist". Back to you Haneul.

Thank You Takeshi! As more updates come in we will be sure to respond, so far like Flardania many nations have found criticism for the priorities of the Inyursta people from respectable logic based critics from nations such as ours to weak fantasies of the Ardokian media. Now our next story is on the arrest of domestic terrorist Makoto Ogawa...

by **El Cuscatlan** » Fri May 15, 2015 4:49 pm

Some people said that Inyurstan - Cuscatlani border was like wild west.

They were wrong. It was much worse.

Since the ousting of communist government of Cuscatlan and the Unification, a big changes happened in those areas - mainly Paratapais and Corugway districts became the nests of numerous communist terrorist groups which waged unsuccessful guerilla war against the government of Cuscatlan, with very little support of the population. To re compensate that, communist groups started campaign of terror, rape, plunder and arson against the local population to force them into submission. Additionally this area always was infested by all sorts of drug dealing cartels which used it as transit point. This meant that here violence, drugs and guns were something everybody seen. Martinez reacted by bringing military to the region in 1989, but that did not ended crisis fully. Local citizens, who had enough of both druglords and communists, begun however to organize into what today is the rightist vigilante paramilitaries so famous in Cuscatlan. It was here where Commando Sombre was created and where Amanda Velasquez was getting her first battle experience. The rightist paramilitaries, created for defence of local communities allied with the military in what was known as 1993 - 2001 "La Guerra Grande" - the great border war which claimed lives of hundreds of people. Assassination, bombings and shootings were something normal. The great border was ended in destruction of few communist terrorist groups, but did not ended all of them; and even now, while rest of Cuscatlan is known for safety enforced by Junta's iron hand rule - this area is no go for tourists. Not those who value their lives. In 2003 also for short time "Gaucho uprising" occurred when local farmers (Gauchos) fought against communist groups trying to take their fields, but situation was calmed by the military and Gaucho militias.

The war ended leaving arms in hands of everybody. Cuscatlan always had relaxed gun laws, but border areas were especially well armed. Major players at this point was so called Ceara pact. Ceara Pact was informal pact between Shadow Force, Falange and Commando Sombre from Cuscatlani side of the border and CADI and Contre - Rouje from Inyurstan side signed in Ceara in 2009, and regulated paramilitary operations on the border. Fact was, however, a lot of minor anti-communist and anti-drug paramilitaries still operated in the region, and some of them wanted to gain fame...

Enter Joao Rios Madeira.

Former paratapais BOEP officer, Joao Madeira was known as "King of the border", operating his own paramilitary militia unit, "Sururucos". Sururucu was local name for bushmaster snake. His militia controlled everything on Paratapais/inyurstan border. While he held no formal title, he always claimed to be only local community leader and elder of village he lived in. Locals loved him as he provided them security and peace, keeping commies and druglords at bay. Yet Madeira dreamed of fame Diaz o Velasquez has.

And that is why he begun to capitalize on recent event in Inyursta. That very day he had plans of what to do. Many of locals used to work in Inyursta on constant basis, and they would be more than able to begin insertion of cells into the area... Cells that will soon get that politicians if they do not obey his demands.

Traitorous commie scum!

My name is el comandante Mata Leao*, and we, the Sururucos, guard of whole region and watchmen of the border, officially address you, senator Stèphan Jean-Luc and every other red claiming to be patriot hiding in either Cuscatlani or Inyurstan government. I have been here on the border waging war against you scum for ten years. And I will not, I repeat, I will not allow for more of you to appear anywhere near our beloved region.

All commies in Inyurstan government have 72 hours to explain themselves, resign or apologize to the people they lied to and admit that they are a mere red liars who deserve a bullet into their empty head. That will spare you that bullet. If you do not - you can expect that God allows we will get you... but then you will be met with fate far worse than bullet.

So, Hijos de putas**, be a good reds and admit what you area. We will get you even in Cuba you love so much. You have been warned.

* Mata Leao - lion killer

** Hijos de putas - sons of b**tches

by **Inyourfaceistan** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:24 pm

Déclaration par Cheif de Policio National Vidali de Ruise
Declaration by National Chief of Police Vidali de Ruise

In light of the recent accusations and evidence, all law enforcement departments across Inyursta have been provided warrants by our respective judiciaries, and will be pressing forward with criminal charges against a number of involved parties.

To address the concerns of many here in Inyursta, we will not be charging Jean-Paulo Lancorda with the disclosure of specific government secrets. It is the belief of our departments and our respective government superiors that a governing body should remain transparent to its people and the civic duty of exposing corruption should not be punished.

Thank you all for your understanding and cooperation.

Signed:
- National Chief of Police Vidali de Ruise

by **Brytene** » Mon May 18, 2015 1:12 am

Official communique of the Witenagmot of Brytene

by **Inyourfaceistan** » Tue May 19, 2015 10:38 pm

Outside Fjorda De'Rivera, South Marindino

A black Land Rover Defender rolled forward up the hill flanked by green tangle on either side. The vehicle had seen a few rough days judging by the scratches and worn paint, and the "Départmente Sécurité Internale" expressed their association with federal law enforcement. Driving the car was a man with shaggy brown hair and something between scruff and a five-O-clock shadow. He drummed his hand on the open window to the tune of "Black Days" by the American group Soundgarden, while his partner - a mocha-tan woman with her black hair back in a bun revealing it's lighter highlighted ends - readied her gun. Behind them, two fully body-armor clad ISD agents with black caps and sunglasses and head pieces with their PSK-1 submachineguns at the ready.
"You ready for this?" Agent Andrea Lousantte asked her partner.
"Ready for what? Arresting a dirty bureaucrat?" Agent Jason Perez hap-hazardly answered his partner as he rocked his head with the tunes.
"A bureaucrat in bed with the cartels, keep in mind."
"Yeah Rando the Reaper isn't dumb enough to kill cops, nonetheless fed-é-rals."
"Fair point. I hope you are right."

A few minutes later the truck pulled into the drive way of the mayor's residence, followed by two squad cars of local police. In the roundabout near a fountain was a man in a gray suit was quickly packing his bags alongside a woman presumed to be his wife. Agent Perez stepped out with a badge in one hand and his other resting on his sidearm holster, meanwhile Agent Lousantte had drawn her Bersa 380-Thunder.
"Carlos Montousse. We have a warrant for your arrest, back away from the vehicle and put your hands on the ground. Don't make this easier on me..."
"Alright! You got me! Mi rendas!" The Mayor of Fjorda De'Rivera replied as he dropped his luggage and payed down face-first onto the concrete. Agent Lousantte then moved forward and cuffed hi, while the other two ISD agents in full body armor rushed into the house supported by two local cops.
"I told you this would be easy, fai mi paz?" Jason chuckled to his partner, as he looked over at the incoming news vans ready to broadcast this mess to the world.

Private Jet, Somewhere north of Topoguya

Senator Lanson Sãorules sipped a glass of burbon as he watched the news zoom in on the Fjorda De'Rivera mayor a few hundred miles away with has face in the concrete and an attractive ISD agent reading him his 11th Amendment rights, while her partner seemed to carelessly toss his valuables into plastic bags as evidence.

The representative to the lower house of the Legislative Assembly had actually been lucky enough to have the unfortunate circumstance of the leaked information falling into the hands of his wife's layer a few hours before it hit the news. As turns out the angry woman whose barren nature and lack of enthusiasm for her wifely duties drove him to consorting with call girls (or at least that's what the scumbag screamed in accusation and pitiful justification as she tossed his belongs from the second-story window) had actually been helpful in giving him a head start running from Ruise's boys by kicking him out early. Now, he was here sitting on a small private jet bound for somewhere in the nearby Carribean while he watched the news breaking of cops and feds busting into the homes and offices of politicians and their associates.

However, the news had also brought to him a potential escape from this mess for good. He wasn't exactly the man they were invited, but he was the one to make out of the country before law enforcement closed in...

To: The Witenagmot of Brytene;
From: Senator-in-Exile Lanson Sãorules, Republic of Inyursta;
Subject: Political Asylum;

Greetings noble and progressive European-esque bastions of hope and reason. I have recently been exiled from my homeland on false charges brought before me as part of so-called "Commiegate". These charges most certainly stem from the severe repression by the general populace of unpopular opinions and the utmost unreasonable and implausible standards certain hypocrites expect elected leaders to follow.

It is because of this that I am asking for asylum in your nation. While I am not one of the invited individuals, I am a persecuted soul tossed from my homeland due to the harsh values and expectations of its society, and certainly a nation such as yourself could find use for a man like me to expose the distorted reality of Inyursta...

by **Brytene** » Wed May 20, 2015 12:04 am

Senator Lanson Sãorules' private jet

There was no reply for perhaps half an hour. Just as the Senator was beginning to give up hope, however, a message came back from Dyflin International.

Code: Select all: JET TX-IYU-02 you have been cleared for landing at DCB airport. Instructions to follow.

Some time later

Upon entering Brytisc airspace, a pair of Vek-29 Zherav fighters bearing the insignia of the Fleet took up flanking positions either side of the small private jet, escorting it to the outskirts of the city of Dyflin and down to a cleared runway at Dyflin International.

Waiting for him on the tarmac were a pair of Nihtgenga LACs and a simple military truck, behind a line of Brytisc Marines in TAC tigerstripe grey.

As the jet taxied to a halt, a captain with springy red hair and a snub nose stepped forwards. She was tall, lanky even, and had a heavy KA-P7 handgun at her hip, and at her left was a balding man with a big beer belly wearing jeans and a plaid shirt with the first few buttons undone and the sleeves rolled up. At his neck hung a heavy golden hammer.

He spoke first, his voice low and gravelly, his accent perhaps hard for the Senator to understand.
"Senator Sir-rules," he began, mangling the pronunciation, "welcome to Dyflin. I'm Thegn Fitzpatrick, big cheese in this part of town."
The captain practically cut him off, her accent much more mellifluous and smooth.
"Lanson Sãorules, you are being placed under government custody. Please accompany me."

Official communique of the Witenagmot of Brytene

by **Inyourfaceistan** » Wed May 20, 2015 9:18 pm

Elsewhere in the World

The former senator had not given up hope when the message arrived. He had actually been wasting away for an hour or two at some nameless strip club in the Bahamas or Martinique or God-knows-where when one of his private staff let him know the Brytons had apparently granted him entrance.
"Well then. Looks like I will have to stock up on jackets and coats, oi min amé?" He replied to his over-payed errand-runner, referring to the presumably cold and icy nature of the Bryistic State...

A few hours later he stepped off the plane to be greeted by an important local bureaucrat and a military officer.
"Greetings to you, my sophisticated and civilized host. By the way, it's pronounced [Sow-Ru-lays]" However, a slight chill went down his spine as the female captain led him away. He wasn't quite sure what she meant by "custody" and right now he knew his life most likely depended on his ability to convince these people he was just an unfairly persecuted scapegoat cast out by the institution of democracy.
Because he knew the minute people back home got word their crooked senator fled into the hands of social-marxist gringo monarchs, there was no going back...

Public Statement by President Jack Peresque
Déclèration Publique par Presidente Jack Peresque

Greetings people of Inyursta, America Libre and all those in the world watching us tonight.
In response to the recent scandals and leaked documents, I am afraid a must reiterate what I had hoped would be unspoken, but has yet been proven false. The Government of Inyursta should not nor ever be a haven for corruption, for cheating and stealing and lying. I understand many out there assume a government by its very nature is the embodiment of the aforementioned sins, and yet I do sincerely hope we can yet prove you wrong despite this undeniably pitiful situation we find ourselves in.

To Mr. Lancorda, I commend your for your vigilance and forward action in exposing these crimes which Inyurstans should not be forced to tolerate by their elected leaders.

To the greater law enforcement community, both local, provencial and federal, I thank you for your initial patience and yet fast response when needed. Thanks to your efforts all but one of the criminals who have broken the trust of Inyursta are now in custody awaiting their trials.

To the foreign states that criticize us for cleaning up our own offices, I ask that you take a bold look at your own methods of governments - many of which remain far from liberal democracy despite your best attempts to masquerade it as such - before you cast stones at our reforms, and I must further remind you that it has been long a day since we were obliged to listen or care to what imperialist Euro-western foreigners had to say about us..

And lastly to the People of Inyursta I appologize for the actions of my fellow representatives and express my gratitude and respect for the decency and calm nature for which you have responded to this travesty. I understand all too well that you alone deserve better.

Thank you, and good-night!

by **Ardoki** » Wed May 20, 2015 10:03 pm

"Unity, Order, and Learning for the Greater Empire!"

Imperial Ministry of the Exterior

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians
To: The Government of the Rouge Nation of Inyursta, and Potential Inyurstan Asylum Seekers
Subject: The Mob Mentality of Your Oppressive "Libertarian" Banana Republic
Urgency: High
Encryption: Public
Decryption: N/A
To whom it may concern,

Your government and people, are the most arrogant in the world. You accuse the Greater Empire of being oppressive; yet our citizens are happy, entertained and prosperous. The Imperial Government ensures that the social rights of all citizens are upheld, and protected from the democratic mob which would take them away in the name of conservatism and "freedom". All citizens are guaranteed free access to healthcare and education, they can access government housing if need be and are entitled to the right of a job (either in the public sector, or a subsidised private sector job). They have generous progressive social freedoms. Our Imperial Citizens have much greater lives, as compared to the oppressed and poor of your country. Your economic polices are self-destructive, and you wonder why your economy is terrible and your population in poverty. The democratic mob rule through a reign of terror, a conservative mentality runs deep in your nation.

The Greater Empire of All the Ardokians can no longer stay silent and watch. We hereby offer asylum to all Inyurstans who fear for their safety, lives, or freedom in Inyursta; on the condition that they abide by the laws of our Greater Empire. We hope we can save some good men and women and others.

In the Name of His Imperial and Royal Majesty Henry-Alexander XXVIII, Patriarch of the Imperial House of Masterson, Imperatormagnus of the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians, King of All the Ancient Kingdoms, Born in the Purple, Patron of Reason and Science, Defender of Imperial Civic Humanism, Protector of the Greater Empire. Long May He Reign.
This Message is Approved by His Imperial and Royal Majesty and Sent by;

Her Excellency, Georgeanna Tyrrell
Imperial Minister of the Exterior of the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

by **El Cuscatlan** » Wed May 20, 2015 10:15 pm

*** Corugway, 15;62

Alberto Cassias de la Plata was the man who frankly, did not liked to go in a hurry. Right now however he had to. He was the one who had close links to Senator Stèphan Jean-Luc, and whom he helped to set up the communist conspiracy. DINA did not knew of him because he seemed, at that point, clear; he has links to Inyurstan politicians, but he kept his communism to himself and to them. He did not reveal the communism to anybody besides select few. Candidate to local town council, he planned to use his influence to expand his communism more; he knew that one wrong word and the Junta's enforcers will come at him. Caudillo Carlos Silva was a man who did not liked disorder and communism in his country, and a group of military officers who took power in Santiago were not eager to have any socialist challenge them. They enjoyed popularity - but every man knew how socialists end. In addition there were various vigilante paramilitaries which frankly hunted communists everywhere where they appeared.

He was passing now through the road on the dense rainforest. The road was forgotten, but that was his goal. He planned to sneak into Trimeno and hide alongside New Front supporters there. He knew that he risks capture, but it will be far better if he sits in Inyurstan prison than tortures he will have to endure if Policia Militar or come right - wing vigilante militia gets him. The road came to a turn. It seemed that the road was abandoned.

He could not have been more wrong....

As soon as he passed the turn one of trees fallen on the road, blocking it. He knew what was happening but he could not stop it. Armed to teeth militiamen wearing masks on their faces, armed in variety of firearms in their hands. Eight militiamen surrounded the car while about another eight begun covering the area around, ensuring that nobody will reach this man. Only vigilante whose face was unmasked run towards his door, aiming an oddly looking sawed - off shotgun at him.

"COMMANDO SOMBRE, HANDS ON THE GLASS!" shouted the paramilitary men, still keeping aim on him. He was terrified and could do nothing as the vigilantes held their guns close at him. Another vigilante smashed the car's door's window with a hammed, and then picked up the lock; then the unmasked one opened the doors and pulled him out via armbar. Pressure was painful and he screamed in pain as vigilantes brought him down. He was all the time under threat of being fired upon.

"Covering!" shouted first vigilante aiming at him an M14 semi automatic rifle which once served in Vietnam, and the machete he held under his belt did not look like a toy. This man was well built and his sight from behind the mask he was wearing made him look menacing.

"Searching!" another vigilante with an AKM threw his gun on his back and begun searching him. They slowly took out of his pocket his documents, his money, pocket copy of "Communist Maniesto" and few homosexual porn photos he had in his pocket.

"Hijo de puta!" shouted one of the militiamen with angry voice like he seen devil himself"Burn the car, take him with us!"

They soon left via foot as the car was set ablaze. Alberto seen nothing as whole road he had a black bag on his head. Then he was found on a farm, somewhere deep in the rainforest. Nobody usually was even nearby so the vigilantes made their base here. They threw him on their knees and placed him in front of camera, which was aimed on him. He still had the black bag on his head. The camera started rolling, but he was not aware of that.

"Greetings world, here is Commando Sombre daily!" shouted the militiamen, parodying news broadcast "We will begin with weather broadcast. Hectolitres of communist blood are going to fall on whole Cuscatlani - Inyurstan border. It is recommended for all honest citizens to stay in their homes and keep away from the reds! Also hurricanes of fire are suspected to begin in nearest time in Santa Monica and Cherebusco! Cover yourselves well!"

All the militiamen laughed, as they centred camera on his head:

"In other news, the commando Sombre had just captured on deed man known as Alberto Cassias de la Plata, known paedophile and notorious communist. He was known as Marx's Puta in the communist circles. All documentation of his crimes will be available on our website commandosombre.cusc.com, but for now we are going to show you what he had in his pockets!" the militiaman showed the copy of "Communist manifesto" and porn he had "These abominations were found in his pockets. Do I have to remind him of 2014 Sexual Immorality act? Do I want to remind you that attempting communist subversion is a crime under Cuscatlani law?"

The vigilante kicked him with his boot into his back. Alberto fell onto the floor, stunned by the force of impact as he cried in pain.

"Please..." he begged "I admit I tried to infiltrate your government.... I am a communist... I admit I once raped young man...."

"SHUT UP!" shouted the vigilante as he gave him a hit with the butt of his AKM "Therefore, I announce you guilty of communist terrorism. You wanted turn us all into animals, hijo de puta! Now, senores and senoritas, since he wanted to turn us into animals by his communism, we shall turn him into animal too! What animal shall it be?"

"Hedgehog!" shouted first vigilante, laughing.

"Eagle!" shouted another, suggesting codename of another type of punishment.

"Hedgehog! I want hedgehog!" shouted yet another militiaman

"Then we go with hedgeog! It is decided!" laughed the militiaman as another two caught him by his arms, and fourth vigilante brought a box of knives from behind. Soon they started to plunge the knives into the backs of Alberto. Blood had flown. He received 40 different stabs that day, each with separate knife. Vigilantes stabbed him also when he was dead. That was the Cuscatlani justice; brutal, bloody and painful.

"Since the commie has been punished accordingly to his crimes" laughed vigilante "We can end the news! Commando Sombre news, signing off!"

The video was later uploaded on YouTube alongside with the evidences; various photos of this man in communist assemblies and his recordings how he praises Marx and Lenin.

by **Yalos** » Wed May 20, 2015 10:21 pm

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by **Mizentia** » Wed May 20, 2015 10:55 pm

Communist Corruption Exposed in Inyursta

Whistle-blower reveals network of embezzlement and lewd conduct

(Castille de Terro, Inyurstan) - A cyber-security professional employed by the government of Inyurstan has released a substantial collection of private files implicating a number of radical left-wing politicians in that nation with acts of ethical misconduct, including gross misuse of public funds and evidence of criminal ties between various cartels and the high ranks of government. The revelations have deeply divide public opinion in Inyurstan, which is split between lauding the whistle-blower's decision to come forward and reveal the scandal, while others label him a traitor and have called for him to be prosecuted.

The scandal will again call into question the true nature and depth of the connections between the radical left in Inyurstan politics and organized crime, with evidence now suggesting that many so-called populist champions might have extensive economic and political relationships with violent destabilizing revolutionary forces including the radical paramilitary force Red Ocean. The evidence of widespread corruption is a further challenge to the government of Jack Peresque, who is taking the reigns of a bitterly wounded country struggling to move forward into democracy and will be under pressure now to clamp down on left-wing terrorism.

Divisions in the Inyurstan government are highlighted especially in the context of the long struggle against Red Ocean, who...[You are not signed in. Login now to read full article!]

by **Brytene** » Wed May 20, 2015 11:23 pm

Somewhere in Brytene

The Senator and his staff were frisked for weapons and then bundled into the LACs and driven away through the early morning fog. For Inyurstan citizens, used to the hot and humid uplands and sandy platas of their home country, Dyflin Canton was a new and unsettling world. Tall black mountains shouldered their way out of the roiling mist, icy waterfalls crawling their way down the flanks to form mirror-clear tarns on the heather-carpeted valley bed. Grey slate cottages and farmhouses lurked just on the edge of sight, and a faint chill perforated even the armoured flanks of their cars.

Their guards were taciturn and menacing, the men bearded and the women braided, with mostly pale skin and fair complexions. A couple stood out, one man with Asian heritage and a woman who looked like she could have been Inyurstani, but they all shared one trait: silence. In their sleek Dragonhide armour, they simply sat and watched the world roll by.

Instead of heading to the city, the trio of vehicles finally rolled up to what looked like a depot, filled with all the menial and boring vehicles militaries need but never feature on their promotional material. ARVs, trucks, bridging units, and more lined the concrete forecourt, some clearly being repaired whilst others were little more than skeletons stripped for parts.

The vehicles pulled up, and the guards forced the Inyurstan refugees out, seperating them all and leading them one by one to different parts of the damp facility.

The Senator, seperated from his people, eventually found himself in what looked like the worst office ever. Pipes and tubing ran overhead, and the cramped room was filled with dirty old filing cabinets and a tacky plastic desk littered with bits of paper, old coffee mugs, and the like. The red-headed captain was perched on the desk, and she gestured for him to sit.

"Apologies, Senator. This is where they do the delivery dockets, I believe, so no-one really takes care of it." she said, her tone light.

When he sat, she stared at him for a moment, just long enough to be uncomfortable, then said something, winked, and left.

"Buena suerte." she had said.

Perhaps two minutes later, a figure dressed entirely in black stepped through the door. Black sweater, black combat trousers, black boots, and a black leather sou'wester of all things. Beneath the curious naval hat, his face was lined and weathered, a close-trimmed salt-and-pepper beard beneath pale brown eyes.

He did not sit, but simply took off his hat and advanced to within several paces of the Senator.

"Buenos tardes senor," he said, again mangling the pronunciation. "I understand you're on the run from the vermin capitalist scum in Inyursta. You used their money to fuck whores and now you are here, hmm? So tell me, before you left that rotten bilge-piss hellhole and decided to become Brytisc, what were your policies? What did you believe in? What did you do?"

by **Brytene** » Thu May 21, 2015 12:43 am

The Brytscop
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Breaking Brytisc news daily - available online at http://www.brytscop.brt

Updated at 09:33AM by Carrie Herne | Lundene

Shocker! El Cuscatlani militants, known as the Commando Sombre, have captured and executed Alberto Cassias de la Plata, an Inyurstan politican accused of the foul crime of thinking socialised healthcare might be nice. Only earlier this week the Wikileaks-style release of confidental documents by one Mr Lancorda, a former Inyurstan intelligence analyst, shook Inyurstan as they realised that their right-wing politicians were all either mafia members or undercover communists - what a surprise! Right-wing Senator Lanson Sãorules attempted to seek asylum in Brytene after being accused of using government funding to hire the services of call girls, and has reportedly been taking into custody near Dyflin, whilst the unfortunate de la Plata was reportedly captured on the Corugway by paramilitaries.

What followed was a shocking video detailing the death of de la Plata, who was stabbed to death by these brutish thugs. A full video can be found HERE. (WARNING, LINK CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES).

Following the death of Colonel Chino Teinosuke earlier this month, it has become clear that those who oppose the powerful and rich elite within SACTO will meet with a brutal death at the hands of organised crime and paid mercenary thugs. Even Queen Aoife has been threatened by barbarians looking to silence all political opposition, and we can only encourage our readers to be vigilant and report any wrongdoing to your local police or military outpost! Don't let violence become the lingua franca of the 21st Century. Don't let zver and vreditel win.

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By RobBanteratheon - 4 mins Ago

SMACK THEIR TITS OFF. SEND AOIFE IN TO DO A STABBING AGAIN
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ffs. this stuff is why my parents emigrated #noesbueno #vivalarevolucion
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Hah, they can only afford knives! Silly amateurs. Leave fighting to real soldiers please
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GOOD. this was a good thing for humans to have done fuck all pinko scum
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by **Flardania** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:50 am

Et La Folie Commence!
Brutal Anti-Communist Witch hunt along Cuscatlani - Inyurstan Border
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FBC News | Flardanian Broadcasting Corporation

Report by Akira Haruno

Our next story comes from the Inyursta-Cuscatalan border region. Cuscatlani para militants, known as the Commando Sombre, have captured, tortured and executed Alberto Cassias de la Plata, an individual with links to Commiegate. This news follows and is related to the, Inyursta government leak release of confidential documents by Mr. J.P Lancorda, a former Inyurstan intelligence analyst, and shook Inyurstans to their core to realized that some of their politicians cared little for the good of their country. While some media chose to focus on criticizing the right, SACTO governments, and the Inyursta government, while other media focuses on hunting communist. One has to wonder about the setbacks of the Peresque Administration that are already barely democratic and the risk such an incident involving elected offical poses. A Right-wing Senator Lanson Sãorules attempted to seek asylum in Brytene after being accused of using government funding to hire the services of call girls, and has reportedly been taking into custody near Dyflin, as reported by The Brytscop.

Dirigeant Arata Kasuga had recently released a statement that reads: "Our thoughts and prayers go out to our fellow SACTO allies, the Inyurstan people whose trust were betrayed by some of their elected officials. Our thoughts and prayers also go out to our enemies on the left who have fallen victim or are at risk to crossing paths with Commando Sombre. All beings have the right to due process and a trial. Not to be brutally tortured by para militants. To those who are being hunted if you want to surrender but fear an unjust execution. You may attempt to come to Flardania to turn yourself in. You will undergo a fair trial and you will receive an appropriate punishment that does not consist of torture. Arigatō!

With the latest events spiraling out of control it would seem that the Kasuga administration is attempting positive PR for SACTO and performing the role that the governments of these Para militants should be doing.

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by **Mizentia** » Fri May 22, 2015 10:20 am

RIDLEY CONDEMNS RIGHTIST VIOLENCE
IN GRAN CUSCATLAN

President equates rightist vigilantes with "terrorism"

CORUGWAY, GRAN CUSCATLAN - Among other prepared remarks to the press today, President Michael Ridley strongly condemned the recent rash of violence along the Cuscatlani-Inyurstan border, where recent weeks have seen gangs of right-wing vigilantes hunting Socialist and Communist exiles fleeing persecution in Inyursta. The vigilante networks have achieved worldwide infamy after video recordings of gruesome acts of torture and execution appeared on the popular video-sharing website, YouTube. The President addressed the violence in strong terms, describing it as "unacceptable" and "nothing more than terrorism" under an ideological pretense.

"It is true in Gran Cuscatlan, as much as it is here or anywhere else, that the use of violence and terror to communicate political thought is inherently illegitimate and an anathema to progress of our universally shared values including justice, law, and peace. Mizentia calls upon the governments of Gran Cuscatlan and Inyursta to use every possible measure to end this outbreak of terrorism and the climate of fear that these radicals impose upon society."

Regional responses to the crisis have been cautious, with neighboring powers reluctant to intervene. The world has watched the unfolding situation in helpless horror, chronicling the growing violence with dreadful patience. Journalists have struggled to access the region, while neighboring states, friendly to the rightist coalition in power in Inyursta, have held a conspicuous silence regarding the worst of the allegations against the vigilante networks on either side of the border.

Meanwhile the crisis has continued to worsen, as the right-wing government of Jack Peresque has been slow to step in and protect leftist supporters, giving the radical right a free hand to terrorize leftists across the country. The recent emergence of a whistle-blower, Jean-Paulo Lancorda, has implicated a number of high-ranking leftist politicians in serious acts of corruption and perfidy, further galvanizing the feverish anti-Communist sentiment nationwide. A harsh crackdown by the government looms ominously on the horizon - but the difficult situation of the Inyurstan left seems unlikely to improve.

by **El Cuscatlan** » Fri May 22, 2015 11:08 am

Music playing when the paramilitary man speaks:

"Buenos Diaz. I am Commandante Aguilla and I have been authorized by at least four major paramilitary groups including commando sombre or 17CV: and this is an open letter to various politicians who condemned our recent execution of certain communist politician. Please tell me, how you, politicians who send thousands of men to death for various reasons, sometimes ideological, or sometimes because you want to profit, can condemn us for defence of our communities, our homes, and our children. I heard you condemning us for eliminating man who admitted to have raped a boy once, and probably would have done so more. He was also involved in communist infiltration of our society. If he was just communist, we would not have touched him; but he hidden that fact and attempted to get into our government to push this ideology under cover. Such behaviour is not a something to be taken lightly; it is a high treason. Any state that counts himself and that respects rule of law would have done the same thing to a man whose goal was to take over government to push agenda of a foreign and well organised group.

Tell me politicians; why do you fear a group of people fighting for their right? El Caudillo Raul Martinez, God shine upon his soul, first chairman of currently governing military Junta himself gave us right to exist. We are proud defenders of the Cuscatlani communities. Tell me you, politicians and journalists; when communist insurgents were beheading people on the streets, what have you done? Whom have you criticized?

When thugs from local drug cartels burned men and women alike alive for opposing them and made people addicted to harmful substances, what have you done? Where have you been politicians, when Marixst thieves took power in revolution and murdered millions by hunger alone during their almost 30 year long reign of terror? Why not a single word was said against durlords and marxist plague, but you bark like dogs when we have gotten a criminal?

My unit has exactly 45 firearms; all of them legally owned. Many are not even fully automatic. My organisation, 17CV, is a registered paramilitary. Tell me you who have million man armies operating newest tanks and planes behind them; why do you fear? My militia is made NOT of thugs or criminals; it is a constitutional self defence force of local communities. 17th Commando Veracruz fought druglords and communists for ages across whole Corugway. We are safeguard of safety of our communities and our people. Martinez might have taken power in a coup, but he always was our man. He listened to us and helped us build country where we, as people, are respected.

We have constitutional right to self - defence. And God allows, we will continue it. We do not want people whose only goal is to enslave us, murder us or rob us of everything we have. I do not want you to like us. I want you to understand us and stop calling people ho risk their own life to defend their communities from Marxist thugs and drug dealers "terrorist". I know our methods may seem brutal for you; but I have to remind you that neither are communists nice to us, and here in Cuscatlan community police are long tradition. Long ago, for stealing a chicken you were punished with death.

Just please, learn about us before you accuse us. Tank you!

"

by **Guadalupador** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:13 pm

Nosamo News Service
Grand Premier Yanama Speaks Out About The Inyurstan Whistleblower Crisis

Nosamo, Guadalupador: (22/05/2015)- In his daily press briefing, Grand Premier Yanama made it clear that he was in support of the Inyurstan whistleblower, J.P Lancordia in exposing government corruption within the Inyurstan political system, saying: "It is a citizen's civic duty to expose corruption at any level of government no matter what nation you live in. Mr. Lancordia's actions are heroic, and should be praised by the free world." He later commended the Inyurstan government for not filing any criminal charges against the Whistleblower. Adding: "Government transparency is paramount in a free society and it goes to show many that government should only be run by the people, and for the people."

Although he praised the Inyurstan government, he had nothing but criticism for the Cuscatlani government's policy on paramilitaries. "It is appalling how common extrajudicial killings of both domestic and foreign politicians, especially from the opposition have become common within Gran Cuscatlan. It's baffling that the Caudillo, Carlos Silva claims that Gran Cuscatlan is such a 'Free' society when he allows such paramilitary groups to be active, torturing, and murdering political opponents as they see fit." He later went on to talk about the differences between Guadalupadorian political society, and Cuscatlani political society: "The main tenet in a free society is that any and all people from all walks of life should have their voices heard without fear of repression, or in this case, murder by government sponsored paramilitary groups. Within Guadalupador there isn't an ounce of political repression, everyone has a voice, and it's their duty to use it, to call out the government, to change policy as they see fit. Voices from both the left and the right, libertarian, and authoritarian, conservative and liberal, that is what makes the Guadalupadorian political system so diverse, and unique: People care about the state of the nation and are willing to put ideology aside to help Guadalupador be a better nation." In his closing remarks, he called on Carlos Silva to "Start caring about your citizens, no matter what side they're on, and crack down on the barbaric Paramilitary terrorists that run rampant through your streets."

Representative Guiseppe Trigra, Leader of the Guadalupadorian Nationalist Coalition had differing views on the matter: "The left leads to such corruption, and I commend the Inyurstans, and Cuscatlanis in their efforts to combat the vile communist hordes." He went on to say that the vigilantism in Gran Cuscatlan was: "...a necessary evil that in the end, will eventually benefit society. Purging communism from the government system should be the first priority for any great nation, purging it at all costs." He then went on to say: "Violence is the only language that the bloodthirsty communist animals understand, so its time we give them all a good talking to."

This has been Nosamo News Service, we hope you have a good night.

by **Inyourfaceistan** » Fri May 22, 2015 7:54 pm

Somewhere in Brytene

"What a shithole", he thought to himself as they passed through the gloomy and gray desolation of the northern landscape. It looked similar to the peaks of the Sierra Polaches situated on the center of the Inyurstan-Cuscatlani border, minus the llamas and succulent highland plants; only yet even more uninviting. Maybe he should have just stayed home and took the "15 minutes of shame", done his year or two in jail, and then crawl away in obscurity on some beach shack in the San Meresque Strip. However it was all too late now...

As the vehicle reached its destination, the Senator's aide - realizing he was about to be separated - quickly handed the last few carry-on's to his soon-to-be former boss, and held his hand out for what was meant for the last paycheck he would see from his disgraced superior. Lanson grabbed a notepad and wrote down a few numbers on it before handing it to his departing employee.
"What's left in those is yours. Adéo min amé." Lanson spoke as he revealed the scrabble of numbers were acount passwords and pins for his multiple bank accounts. Almost all transactions were done locally due to the low interest rates and anonymity of monetary information - a fact which convientently led Inyursta to being one of the famous "Offshore Bank account" havens for foreigners, and helping it's impressive and booming economy - so it was certain law enforcement would have tapped into has main accounts to compensate from his use of taxpayer money, but it was also extremely likely reserve accounts would have funds to pay his exiting employee - assuming of course the Senator's former aide could now escape the unforgiving cold and return to the warm embrace of the tropics.
The two men shook hands, although both know what the former aide would be saying once he landed back in the sunshine; and both knew it would not be pretty.
"Airport?" He asked, making a plane gesture with his hands, hoping the Brytons in this part spoke English and not some Nordic language he would be unable to decipher.

As Lanson was taken into the room he couldn't help but feel he was closer to an interrogation than an honest interview. Of course the fact they were speaking Spanish to him was a sure sign they clearly weren't too concerned, or else they would for one understand the fact over 90% of Inyurstans spoke English as a co-first language (no thanks to the work of European monarchs and empires) and that most Inyurstans didn't know Spanish (granted a fair portion could speak it).
"Tèn Españole est mediané à plusa..." Former senator Sãorules said, commenting in Inyurstan on the little Spanish he had picked up which had since been skewered by the viking brute...

"During my time as senator I voted in favor of both the Watershed Enforcement Act - authorizing the use of Coast Guard Eustarine units to patrol and deter dumping, poaching and transportation of toxic chemicals and illegal narcotics throughout Inyursta's water ways, as well as an amendment to the Child Exploitation Act of 1996 bumping the age which an actor or actress in an explicit movie to 21 without the film being labeled as "child pornography" and subject to severe punishment.

I, as with many in the Democratic-Confederate Party, voted against multiple attempts to continue construction of the controversial I-3 Super Highway, and furthermore participated in the months long filibuster-through-absence against it.

Those would be my most prominent and noteworthy actions. However, if you need a full résumé detailing every minor injunction I voted for, against or present to then I'm pretty sure I could pull something up..."

Communique Officiál de la Republiqua D'Inyursta

It has come to our attention the recent anti-Inyurstan declarations being tossed around by certain international actors in response to our people and government taking steps to cleanse ourselves of corruption.

In response to the hostile letters written by the totalitarian Empire of Ardoki, we find it worthwhile to mention that our own nation ensures it's citizens a right to free speech, a right to self-defense, a right to fair trial and freedom of religion, while such "social rights" mentioned by your imperialist dictatorship are also preserved, as all races, religions, ethnicities and income levels are treated fairly and subject to the same legal status as any of the others. Furthermore we are booming capitalist society, the jewel of Latin America, the envy of the New World, and have an average cost of living that makes your overpriced and over regulated hellhole look like a fancy car auction just to breathe while our GDP and (relative) median income tower like giants over your laughable excuse for an economy.
Looking back at our accusers, we can see you are hipocrites by very nature, quick to point out we are supposedly against freedom - a word you pathetic gringo filth would know nothing of - and yet this letter is addressed to us from none other than a royal emperor who thinks himself God and a constant disproval of the democratic miracle which allowed our peoples to break away from your oppression you metrosexual inbred klansman - who need we remind thinks the world should submit to his psuedo-Western values which he champions in the name of progress yet is just a tool to keep the colonialist mentality your slimly culture of Satan has forced onto the innocent people of the Third World. Need we remind everyone reading this to your "re-eduction camps" where you send people who disagree with your malevolent dictatorship or dare to worship as they please to, only to have them disappear forever or turn into false-patriotic mind slaves?

But be reminded that talk is cheap. If you care to contradict our claims you mad tyrant of a man-whore then come to Inyursta and see for yourself what a REAL country looks like.

In response to the Bryistic State, we find it deplorable they choose to give refuge to criminals, acting in open defense of liars who attempt to subvert the institution of democracy with their falsehoods and deceptive claims. However, it appears that in the lack of the liars they desired they instead made off with a thief - a bandit using the money of the people to please his disloyal lust.
However, while we despise the institution of monarchy for which they preach and their leftist views in support of the very pinko ideologies which killed and enslaved our forefathers; we will ask once and only once for them to return the criminal to his homeland so that he may stand trial as the thief an defector he is.

As for the situation in the Sierra Polaches Range and Bosqé Verta Rainforest on the Inyurstan-Cusactlani border, we would like to remind everyone that paramilitary organizations are officially and technically illegal and any members caught committed criminal acts on behalf of said groups will be punished accordingly.

Signed:
- President Jack Peresque
- Secretary of State Mario Velacoro
- Assembly Speaker Rafael Gusman
- Cheif of Staff Antonio DeLoroza

by **Ardoki** » Fri May 22, 2015 8:24 pm

"Unity, Order, and Learning for the Greater Empire!"

Imperial Ministry of the Exterior

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians
To: The Government of the Rouge Nation of Inyursta, and Potential Inyurstan Asylum Seekers
Subject: The Mob Mentality of Your Oppressive "Libertarian" Banana Republic
Urgency: High
Encryption: Public
Decryption: N/A
To whom it may concern,

His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty read your last communique, and was shocked by the false information and arrogance of your despotic mobocracy. The Greater Empire of All the Ardokians maintains a GDP per capita (nominal) of over NS$ 62 000, while this may possibly be lower than your significant nation (we could not find any statistics for Inyursta) it is certainly not a "laughable excuse for an economy", we find that insinuation offensive. The God Emperors of All the Ardokians have worked tirelessly for centuries, ensuring that all the imperial citizens are subject to a high standard of living, our centre-left mixed economics are a testament to this. You claimed that your citizens have a right to free speech and right to a fair trial. Don't make us laugh. Politicians have to hide their leftist sympathies, in order to protect themselves from being hunted down, tortured horrifically, and then murdered by state-sponsored terrorist organisations such as Commando Sombre; which just tortured, extracted a false confession, and murdered all on account of him being leftist and homosexual. Such behaviour is absolutely disgusting, in Ardoki hate speech violators are re-educated, not murdered.

Your degenerate, monosexual culture is disgusting and absolute sexist. In the Greater Empire, over 90% of the population is bisexual, we follow in the footsteps of other proud, noble and civilised ancient cultures such as Greece and Rome. You think calling us metrosexual is an insult? We look down upon monosexuals such as your people, they are beneath us. Our civilised western culture and values, place us on a higher level of development, when compared to your traditional barbarity. We value progress, and that brings us forward, we can never be defeated. Especially by the likes of barbarians such as you.

In the Name of His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty Henry-Alexander XXVIII, Patriarch of the Imperial House of Masterson, God-Emperor of the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians, King of All the Ancient Kingdoms, Born in the Purple, Patron of Reason and Science, Defender of Imperial Civic Humanism, Protector of the Greater Empire. Long May He Reign.
This Message is Approved by His Imperial and Royal Majesty and Sent by;

Her Excellency, Georgeanna Tyrrell
Imperial Minister of the Exterior of the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

by **Brytene** » Sat May 23, 2015 1:32 am

Dyflin military base

The man smiled as he listened to the Senator's rambling response. "So in other words, during your years of service, the most you have done for your citizens is to vote on a handful of issues, whilst spending taxpayers' money on prostitutes?"
He stood up and clapped his hands, before spreading his arms wide.
"The glorious ideals of the banana republic, eh? This is what you call freedom? Your people are free to have scum like you pay prostitutes their money to get you out of suits they paid for, free to have you sit back and watch them be oppressed whilst you live a life of luxury?"
He gestured for the Senator to stand up, and led him out across a courtyard, through a narrow iron door and into another dark room.

It took a moment to adjust to the dim light, but the Senator could easily make out a huddle of figures stood next to a truck. They were in some kind of garage. As his sight improved, he realised it was a bunch of soldiers and his aide, who looked distressed but otherwise unharmed. He called out to the Senator.

"Sir, they took the paper! The numbers you ga-" he began, before he was silenced by a slap from one of his guards. The two prisoners were checked for mobile phones and other electronic devices, and then the man in black nodded to the red-headed captain.

"Right, well," she began, her tone airy "I'm afraid today's not your lucky day Senator. We don't want you, but since we have some of our best people draining what they can from your accounts into shell funds and shadow companies, we don't want the Inyurstans to have you."

She drew a Bersa 380-Thunder pistol, the same Argentinian-style handgun used by the Inyurstan Départmente Sécurité Internale during their capture of the Mayor of Fjorda De'Rivera, which had been widely broadcast and was still available online. Taking careful aim at the Senator, who was a good four meters away from her, she pumped the trigger, hitting the Senator twice in the chest and once just below the eye. Almost simultaneously, the man in black drew his handgun. The soldiers sprang away from the unfortunate aide, and a deadly salvo drilled into his chest, killing him instantly. The man in black holstered his sidearm, whilst the captain carefully wiped off the 380, dropping it into the aide's hand before stepping away and talking into her radio. In a calm and professional voice, only slightly clipped by a false air of urgency, she began reporting the tragic assassination of the Senator...

Official communique of the Witenagmot of Brytene

by **Inyourfaceistan** » Sun May 24, 2015 6:36 am

Dyflin, Brytene

"What did you expect me to do? I was a senator, that's what I was elected to do: vote on issues. That's how it works. They feel I'm the best guy to approve and pass of laws and actions that benefit them, and to disprove and stop laws that hurt them." Lanson said, rolling his eyes at the lack of common sense the man questioning him was showing.
Now, I could have woven some yarn about what a great champion of whatever you want to hear, how I was duped by democracy, cast out by the dog-eat-dog system. But then again, you got the crook and the cheater - not the liars you asked for..." He concluded as he stood up to follow his "hosts" out the door, still confused of which crevice in his anal canal the questioner had pulled the idea that Inyurstans were "oppressed" from...

When the two were lined up like pigs to the slaughter, the senator had no idea what was about to go down. However, his aide, Rando, recognized the set up. As much as these gringos liked to pretend they were in Skyrim, they operated in classic cartel fashion: lure the target in with the false hope of friendship, isolate them, extract what valuable knowledge they can, and then execute them without mercy...
And Rando knew what was coming, his life began flashing before his eyes. His wife, daughter, brother, mother and father, every lazy Friday afternoon fishing from the docks in the crystal-blue seas, taking his family hiking in the crisp and cool cloud forest. Unlike Lanson who was a cheater, a thief and worst of all now a defector who had ruined his family and turned his back on his nation and his people; Rando would be missed. He was just an innocent bystander working for his boss caught up in the mess of his employer, he had planned to return to Inyursta and find another job, but now he was going to executed cartel-style in this icy gray hellhole excuse of a nation.
"One day, someone like me is going to kill you and ruin your entire fucking culture you paper-white slut." He said defiantly looking the woman in the eye as she drew her gun and unloaded into his former employer.
"Viva la Contré-Revolution!" He shouted just seconds before his own assassination.

ISD Central HQ, Marindino

The minute the copy of the communique came into the office, the entire staff bowed their heads. Within minutes they had already knew Rando Sourez was likely murdered, and same with that scumbag who had fled into the "protection" of hostile pinko monarchists.
Their hadn't even been any second investigation and there was already a gaping flaw in the Bryton's framing attempt. Even though the Senator's aide was his "private" employee, he was still required to fulfill the obligations of any other employee of the Inyurstan government - including a thorough background check and to register all firearms he and his immediate family owned. Most Inyurstan citizens weren't required (and would never vote for anyone who even suggested such) to take such restrictive measures, but the Brytons had chosen to pin an assassination on a man who walked within striking distance of many of the nation's key leaders on a daily basis.
Rando Sourez owned an SKS semi-automatic rifle and two local MZ-1993 9mm pistols, and his wife had another smaller .380 ACP Beretta in her name, but as far as it was legally concerned the man had no Bersa 380 to his name. There was a chance he had one unregistered, but for a man with a straight record and the general logistics of trying to smuggle in a gun on short notice to a flight with no known destination made it slim.
Either way, the official story was about as believable as a North Korean leader's heritage story...

Communique Officiál de la Republiqua D'Inyursta

In regards to the recent assassination of the former-senator and wanted criminal Lanson Sãorules by his former employee, we will be sending a team of ISD investigators to review the evidence for ourselves, acting in compliance with the invitation by the Brysitic State. For the sake of clean and untampered evidence, we also ask the Bryton officials NOT to move the crime scene.

While we have our own evidence and records which we shall not disclose, and our own theory as to how things went down in the northern wastelands, we urge all parties against jumping to conclusions at this time.

Signed:
- President Jack Peresque
- Secretary of State Mario Velacoro
- Assembly Speaker Rafael Gusman
- Cheif of Staff Antonio DeLoroza

Sierra Polcahes, Inyurstan-Cuscatlani Border

A small, mismatched convoy of trucks, SUV's and a large flatbed truck carrying a number of armed men in the back drove down a muddy and poorly-maintained dirt trail through the middle of the wet and cold paramo between the frosted peaks of the Sierra Polaches, the continental range which spanned most of the border between Inyursta and Cucatlan except in the extreme norther and southern reaches of the unpopulated and unmarked line seperating the two nations.
Packs of llamas passing through the low grasses, mossy expanses and sporadic highland succulents were more concerned with the possibility of a puma moving through the rocky outcrops above them than the babbling group of vehicles loaded with militants bumping their way through the tropical tundra.

At some point the group came to a halt at a lower pass between two flanks of a large ridgeline. Sitting on the other side were several Cuscatlani paramilitaries awaiting them as the trucks pushed up the great divide.
The lead truck came to a halt, pulling up beside one of the standing Hispaños, revealing it's driver to be Commandante Cristoph Galvan and his lieutenant, Natalya Vasquez (a.k.a. "Necktie Natalya").
"Buenos Dias, Señor." He said, greeting them in the language of his hosts.

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