Wisconsin9 wrote:Fuck, I'm not dying for them. I am, however, perfectly willing and in fact quite eager to GTFO and disappear as soon as I can do so without being lynched.
Although one thing I'd do beforehand is make absolutely sure that the son of a bitch who ran away and threw me under the bus is as dead as a fucking doornail. Maybe string his body up from a flagpole outside my palace. I can't think of anything that would do a better job of letting people know that shit's changing.
He died when his solid gold helicopter crashed, remember?
I'm not sure how much of an effect stringing up the eviscerated, unrecognizable remnants of his corpse would have.