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by Western cuba » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:23 pm
by Zarbli » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:50 pm
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Silver Beach 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 6
2 Jasiyun 2 2 0 0 4 2 2 6
3 Zarbli 3 1 1 1 6 5 1 4
4 Somewhereistonia 2 0 1 1 3 5 -2 1
5 Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 3 0 0 3 5 9 -4 0
by Virabia » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:59 pm
by Aguazul » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:58 pm
by Valladares » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:07 pm
VALLADARES: 1 (Perrin 6')
TARRENTUM: 0
Venue: Hiiu Staadion, Oaków, Somewhereistonia
Attendance: 36,462
Man of the Match: Tremi Bodacello (TAR) (9)
VALLADARES: Fuentes; Lannoy, Chenney (Correa 59'), Perrin, Romero; Rivas (Le Tallec 76'), Dickens, da Lima, Oliveira; Ruiz, Ospina
Coach: Alexander Pereira
TARRENTUM: Bodacello; Uppenilli, Bacanelli, Tremani, Vaspa; Kypa, Italiana, Nastromani; Sadroni, Warti, Qund
Coach: Gregori Burindi
by Novikov » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:51 pm
by Somewhereistonia » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:41 pm
by Toyur » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:00 am
by Pasarga » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:24 am
by Kelssek » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:28 am
by F1-Insanity » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:55 am
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 F1 Insanity 3 1 2 0 5 2 3 5
2 Whirl Islands 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 4
3 Senzymnia 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 4
4 Uiri 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
5 Swartaz 2 0 1 1 1 3 -2 1
by The Ursine Northlands » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:48 am
“Hrarroom, Northlanders!
And also — of course — ‘Hrarroom!’ to any of our country’s ‘Mainlanders’ who are listening, too.
“You are listening to the BABC, this is ‘Sports Report’, and I am Erreena o SnowWhite reporting to you live from the Cup of Harmony tournament which is coming to you this year — at least as far as we are concerned, so far, anyhows — from the land of Somewhereistonia . For any of you who somehow haven’t heard about this competition before, it is held once every four years and entry into it is basically a consolation prize for teams that played well in the qualifiers for the same year’s ‘World Cup’ but who — like our own ‘NorthBears’ — didn’t actually fare well enough then to get into that more prestigious tournament.
“Tonight the ‘NorthBears’, who started their run by beating the team from Dorian and Sonya — who have fielded all-female sides in the past but are using a mixed one on this occasion — by two goals to nil, but then slipped up rather badly and lost to Kulverint by the same margin, are playing against Novikov… who despite the fact that they are the only team in this five-nation group to have an NSWCC ranking significantly different from (and lower than) that of our own girls, are currently heading the group!
“Now the teams are coming out onto the pitch, and”
Boom, Boom, Boom-barra-barra-barra!
ARRROOOO!
Boom-boom, barra-barra-BOOM!
Boom-boom, barra-barra-BOOM!
ARRROOOO! ARRROOOO!
“Ouch, my ears! That was some of the Northbears’s supporters in the stands serenading their arrival, not only on drums as has become usual for Ursine teams but also on another of our people’s traditional musical instruments the H’lurrh-Horn as well…
“I expect that few of you have ever heard an H’lurrh-Horn before this, however, because although its use goes back a lonnng way in more than one Ursine culture — not only in the lands that are now joined together as ‘Bears Armed’ but also [for example] in both those from which the beforebears of Clan Thulean migrated to live here and the ancestral homeland of the Ostbora too — it had basically fallen out of use during the last three eightSquareds or so of years as more versatile types of instrument that had originally been of Human design were widely adopted instead… I’m told that the team’s manager Harrya o Herrchaum heard one being played by an elderly shabear while she was on a spiritual retreat in the North Cape territory shortly after the ‘World Cup’ qualifiers finished, she persuaded the NSA that bringing it “back” like this would be a good morale-booster for our girls, and the first batch of these instruments arrived here just a few days ago: Anyhow, quite a few of the supporters who’ve come here see the NorthBears compete in this contest have brought H’lurrh-Horns along to this match with them — at least one Bear in every twoEights has done so, I’d say, from a quick look around nearer sections of the stadium — and they were probably ALL blowing merrily just then! For any of you who are wondering, what one of these horns looks like it basically resembles a valve-less version of the Bass Saxophone: I don’t know what the ones back in the oldest of days were normally made out of, carved from Mammoth tusks perhaps, but anyway today’s ones are brass instruments and quite LOUD…
“Ah, I see that the referee has finished talking with the two captains, and those captains have finished addressing their teams, so the NorthBears will be just about to commence their pre-game ‘harrdiharr’… which I expect will be the signal for more ‘music’ from the crowd. I’ll be back on the air in a few moments time, for the actual start of play…”
“Ear-plugs! Drink!
“What’s that, the mike is still ‘live’? Oh hwell…”
by Western cuba » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:28 am
by Osarius » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:54 am
by Somewhereistonia » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:50 am
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kelssek 3 3 0 0 8 1 7 9 Q
2 Bisgea 3 2 1 0 5 3 2 7
3 Aguazul 3 1 1 1 5 7 -2 4
4 Lithatrius 3 1 0 2 4 5 -1 3
5 Khytenna 4 0 0 4 3 9 -6 0
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pasarga 3 2 0 1 4 2 2 6
2 Virabia 4 1 3 0 8 7 1 6
3 South Norwega 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
4 Toiletdonia 3 1 1 1 4 5 -1 4
5 Jesselton 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Burchadinger 3 2 1 0 3 1 2 7
2 Novikov 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
3 The Ursine Northlands 3 2 0 1 4 2 2 6
4 Kulverint 3 1 0 2 3 3 0 3
5 Dorian and Sonya 3 0 0 3 0 4 -4 0
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Valladares 3 2 1 0 4 0 4 7
2 Unitopolis 3 2 1 0 3 0 3 7
3 Toyur 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4
4 Tarrentum 4 0 2 2 2 5 -3 2
5 Blouman Empire 3 0 1 2 2 6 -4 1
by Queer Poco el Mono Ara » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:54 am
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kosovoe 3 2 0 1 6 2 4 6
2 Albundania 3 2 0 1 5 3 2 6
3 Osarius 3 1 2 0 6 4 2 5
4 Andrewboy 3 0 2 1 2 5 -3 2
5 Cosumar 4 0 2 2 4 9 -5 2
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 F1 Insanity 3 1 2 0 5 2 3 5
2 Whirl Islands 3 1 2 0 4 3 1 5
3 Senzymnia 4 1 2 1 6 7 -1 5
4 Uiri 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4
5 Swartaz 3 0 1 2 2 5 -3 1
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Eastfield Lodge 3 3 0 0 8 1 7 9
2 Undeadzombiee 3 2 0 1 6 4 2 6
3 Milchama 3 2 0 1 4 7 -3 6
4 Mice of Miceland 3 1 0 2 5 6 -1 3
5 Western cuba 4 0 0 4 1 6 -5 0
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jasiyun 3 3 0 0 7 3 4 9
2 Zarbli 4 2 1 1 7 5 2 7
3 Silver Beach 3 2 0 1 5 3 2 6
4 Somewhereistonia 3 0 1 2 4 8 -4 1
5 Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 3 0 0 3 5 9 -4 0
by Albundania » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:31 pm
by Western cuba » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:48 pm
by Kelssek » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:15 pm
by Valladares » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:34 pm
TOYUR: 0
VALLADARES: 3 (Ospina 24', 80'; Rivas, 90'+3')
Venue: Hiiu Staadion, Oaków, Somewhereistonia
Attendance: 40,848
Man of the Match: Jefferson Ospina (VLD) (9)
TOYUR: Eriksson; Olafsson, Andersson, Johansson, Lilja; Thorsson, Björnsson, Tillström, Ekman; Svensson, Eklund
Coach: Toomas Ergma
VALLADARES: Fuentes; Lannoy, Chenney, Perrin, Romero (Cifuentes 56'); Rivas, Dickens, da Lima, Oliveira (Taylor 45'); Ruiz (Pérez 78'), Ospina
Coach: Alexander Pereira
by Aguazul » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:56 pm
by Whirl Islands » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:25 pm
by Unitopolis » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:10 am
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