Why Should Tourists Visit Your Nation?... Or Not?

[Techno-Titania]

Because I want to sell them useless items at extremely high profit margins.

[Canadian Police State]

Tourists visisting Canadian Police State should be aware that we can have terrorist (or even false flag) attacks at anytime here in Canadian Police State.

[Nickel Empire]

You should come see our giant factories.

[Novus Niciae]

Medical tourism, while tourists are not eligible for free elective surgeries they can pay for it out of their own pocket.

Education, we accept fee paying foreign students into most degree programs at our university and technical colleges.

Hunting safaris, we have an unrivaled selection of hunting reserves where tourists can hunt any non-sentient beast they can name for a fee, we are also able to engineer reasonable facsimiles of most mythological beasts for the more adventurous hunter although this can be quite expensive.

And we have many other more conventional attractions like beach and ski resorts.

And the nightlife is amazing, we have many clubs to suit all tastes and some of the best alcoholic beverages in the galaxy.

[Hotgrat]

Buy stuff! We need it! Please!

('Cuz 95% taxes. ;3)

[Soled]

Look at our nature!
Look at our cities!
Look at our handsome chairman!
And don't go anywhere near the Special Administrative Regions...
They're dangerous...
Uhh...
Peanut Butter Jelly Time?

[Ultimate Unscripted Competition Show]

Our "nation" really has no room for tourists. We are a huge reality competition show in which competitors work with (or against) each other in order to form a nation, society and government from scratch. we could always use more competitors. We are always recruiting/auditioning for more people to join this social experiment.

[Exxosia]

Anything and everything you could possibly want is available in Exxosia and for a very low cost in most cases. Almost everything is legal as long as it does not hurt anyone (excluding yourself or any person who otherwise consents and fills out the paperwork, of course, as they are free to do so). Exxosia also has a vast information technology sector and can scrub any database in any country of the world, so you do not need worry about your activities in Exxosia resulting in criminal charges back in your home country.

[Quilavaland]

Cuteness and cookies

[Greater Mackonia]

No.

Because political turmoil, civil war, martial law, paramilitary executions in the dead of night, blatant propaganda, military juntas, mass arrests, loyalty parades, crypto-fascist dictators, public decapitations, autocratic government, daily terrorist attacks, politically motivated assassinations and bad towels tend to put people off.

Actually, this sounds like a really fun tourist destination. Were it not for the bad towels, it'd be a lot better.

Its a bloody disgrace I tell you.

[Syndicapolis]

To smoke pot and abort third-trimester fetuses for free.

And we also have beautiful graffiti, lots of museums, concert halls and galleries, well-preserved and stunning natural scenery and great weather.

[Southern DeCapito]

Everything. Of course.

[Xironia]

Visit us if you want your tongue burned off from GHOST PEPPERS, CAROLINA REAPERS AND PURE CASPACIANS DIPPED IN CHILLI SAUCE MADE OUT OF GHOST PEPPERS, CAROLINA REAPERS AND PURE CASPACIANS!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, we like spicy food.

[Brillnuck]

Visit Brillnuck if you want to see lovely scenery without being attacked by insects or wild animals. Visit Brillnuck to experience real culture and cuisine. Visit Brillnuck so that you know who we are.

[The Greater Nordic Federation]

Yes, for 5 reasons:

• Get more money!
• Suggestions for Construction projects
• MORE TECH!
• Their body temp will increase national Temp, and make it more temperate.
• Fly them into space

[Bears Armed]

Bears Armed is a very tourist-friendly country, and in fact is already rated [by the World Survey] as being in the top 01% of nations worlds-wide as a destination for tourism.
We offer visitors opportunites to experience our our beautiful & well-preserved environment; visit numerous buildings & other sites of historical importance, some of which date back for centuries; attend a wide variety of concerts [which take place verrry often], other cultural events, and museums [top 01% in the World Survey for that, too ^_^]; and observe our exotic (in some respects) culture.

[Nueva Uruguay]

Visitors in the Glorious Republic must be accompanied by a government-approved tour guide. The only exception is if you are a citizen of a Spanish-, Russian-, or Portuguese-speaking nation. These persons may freely enter and exit the Glorious Republic.

[Frisbeeteria]

we hate furfags and trans-whatevers.

*** Warned for flamebaiting ***

[PQ Forge]

Because sunsets!

Nature never gave us colours like that!

[Kaie]

To see the engineering and architectural marvel of our steel city-state

[Jordsindia]

Our vast wilderness of abandoned mines and stripped Earth will surely be pleasing to the eye's of foreigners.

[Blorbs]

To tour New Kerman City (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=blorbs/detail=factbook/id=291439) and, specifically, the Space City Tower (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=blorbs/detail=factbook/id=291429), the 4 km tall building!

[Pays den haut]

Tourists should come in les Pays d'en haut because:

-Our beautiful landscapes and many lakes
-We have many ski resorts
-historic sites such as Vieux-St-Eustache or Île-des-Moulins

However anyone speaking a language other than French is executed by the 13 ruling clan leaders, including tourists.

[Holy Altmoran Empire]

They should stay far away because they'll be asked to serve in the Armed Forces if they hang around for too long.

[Vecherd]

- Extremely cheap drugs and the widespread availability of them.
- The mountainous and green terrain