BREAKING NEWS: LIBERALS NOW RULE ENGLAND-IRELAND AND HAVE KILLED FMR PRIME MINISTER AUTHUR GENRTY AND DISAVOWED PRIME TEAM OR THE 22ND SAS REGIMENT AND HAS BANISHED GENERAL HORTS AND PRIME MINISTER CONWAY HAS A PLAN TO TERIMATE ALLIANCES IN RESULT VIOLENT RIOTS HAVE SPRING UP IN PARTS OF THE COUNTRY AND CONWAY IS PREPARING TO SEND THE ARMY TO KILL THE RIOTERS
CONWAY: WHY ARE THEY RIOTING DONT THEY KNOW ALL THAT MATTERS IS MONEY
CONWAY: SEND 50 SOLDIERS TO YORK TO PUT DOWN THE RIOTS
meanwhile in York
RIOTERS: KILL CONWAY KILL CONWAY KILL CONWAY KILL CONWAY KILL CONWAY WE WANT HORTS