To Kill a God (OOC, CLOSED)

[Mnar Secundus]

Note to self: get more sleep, get a life, and get a fucking girlfriend. Otherwise, your OP abilities continuously decrease...

[Charmera]

Idea one: Have Laura cover the floor in water and freeze it so the swordsman can't get a grip with his feet and can't get to us. Rest of the crew proceeds to blast with radiation and other magical shenanigans.

Idea two: Tell Gretel and Leon to step aside a bit. Bring house down on Viktor and work from there.

Idea three: Jackie floats Laura or Thomas or someone else with ranged powers up really really high and reforms them so they can rain down mini artillery, Jackie catches them again and brings them up, and repeat until Viktor dies gets bored and leaves.

Actually, I'll give you guys OP help if you do something funny/brilliant enough when fighting Viktor.

But... where do we run? Were we just suppose to loose this entire time?
I'm still a little annoyed that our plan and my last few post basically amounted to nothing...

When Viktor comes in, ask Leon and Gretel to move aside, then bring the floor down then. Just have Jackie tell Laura that.

And if Get doesn't post tonight or early tomorrow, I'll do the post for him.

Okay...
I shouldn't have been so butthurt really. It's not fair on you.
I'l shut up now...

[Nekronia]

When Viktor comes in, ask Leon and Gretel to move aside, then bring the floor down then. Just have Jackie tell Laura that.

And if Get doesn't post tonight or early tomorrow, I'll do the post for him.

Should I wait for Gretel to accept/decline? Or...

Hey Viktor. Let's go to a county fair. We'll ride on the Ferris wheel together and bond.

B́O̕ND͏ W̡ITH M̵E,̛ ̨VIK͝TǪR͠. BON͘D W͟I͟T̷H ͜ME͞.͝

Note to self: get more sleep, get a life, and get a fucking girlfriend. Otherwise, your OP abilities continuously decrease...

Can I have one?

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Note to self: get more sleep, get a life, and get a fucking girlfriend. Otherwise, your OP abilities continuously decrease...

Can I have one?

A note to yourself? Sure!

[Nekronia]

Can I have one?

A note to yourself? Sure!

YAAAY!

...
...

Well that was lame.

[Isle of Lithonia]

Note to self: get more sleep, get a life, and get a fucking girlfriend. Otherwise, your OP abilities continuously decrease...

Okay...
I shouldn't have been so butthurt really. It's not fair on you.
I'l shut up now...

'S all right man. I'm just bellyaching a bit, like the self-centered, unhappy, pessimistic bastard I can often be.

But hell, I guess I need to make something of myself before I can get a girlfriend again (that and fucking socialize... ).

Note to self: get more sleep, get a life, and get a fucking girlfriend. Otherwise, your OP abilities continuously decrease...

Can I have one?

Sorry, I don't have any extra to give you.

[Nekronia]

Oh god, I just had a nightmarish and/or gross idea. QUICK! Who has high strength? I have a stupid idea that will require cooperation between Jackie and a character with strength! Laura's cold blasts will also be useful but that would be a bonus!

[Nature-Spirits]

Oh god, I just had a nightmarish and/or gross idea. QUICK! Who has high strength? I have a stupid idea that will require cooperation between Jackie and a character with strength! Laura's cold blasts will also be useful but that would be a bonus!

Speaking of which: we really should rank everyone according to their levels in each category on the grid to make comparisons like this easier.

Not that I'm doing it. I'm too busy.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Oh god, I just had a nightmarish and/or gross idea. QUICK! Who has high strength? I have a stupid idea that will require cooperation between Jackie and a character with strength! Laura's cold blasts will also be useful but that would be a bonus!

Cold+organic material+blunt trauma=meaty White Wing slurpees, if I had to guess at your intentions.

[Hetland 2]

That's right. Viktor is pouting.

[Achidyemay]

Oh god, I just had a nightmarish and/or gross idea. QUICK! Who has high strength? I have a stupid idea that will require cooperation between Jackie and a character with strength! Laura's cold blasts will also be useful but that would be a bonus!

Speaking of which: we really should rank everyone according to their levels in each category on the grid to make comparisons like this easier.

Not that I'm doing it. I'm too busy.

I'd usually jump on this, but It's really late and I've procrastinated all weekend and things are a general terrible mess.
Why am I still here?

[Nekronia]

Oh god, I just had a nightmarish and/or gross idea. QUICK! Who has high strength? I have a stupid idea that will require cooperation between Jackie and a character with strength! Laura's cold blasts will also be useful but that would be a bonus!

Cold+organic material+blunt trauma=meaty White Wing slurpees, if I had to guess at your intentions.

My plan involves ballistics and ideal gas law. And a whooole lotta body parts. !!MAD SCIENCE!!

[Hetland 2]

Cold+organic material+blunt trauma=meaty White Wing slurpees, if I had to guess at your intentions.

My plan involves ballistics and ideal gas law. And a whooole lotta body parts. !!MAD SCIENCE!!

Better hurry, Viktor's already in your midst.

[Charmera]

My plan involves ballistics and ideal gas law. And a whooole lotta body parts. !!MAD SCIENCE!!

Better hurry, Viktor's already in your midst.

Now I definitely need a new name for plan Gretel drop...

[Nekronia]

Better hurry, Viktor's already in your midst.

Now I definitely need a new name for plan Gretel drop...

Operation Droppin' Bitches!
Operation Drop It While It's Hot!
Operation Coughdrop!
Operation London Bridges!
Operation- *shot*

[Achidyemay]

Now I definitely need a new name for plan Gretel drop...

Operation Droppin' Bitches!
Operation Drop It While It's Hot!
Operation Coughdrop!
Operation London Bridges!
Operation- *shot*

Operation: Get Low!
anyone? anyone at all?

[Nekronia]

Shit, the other person I need for Operation Lochan Load isn't on. Oh well, it would need another turn to pass before they were needed anyways, so it's fine. JUST BE READY, TWO PEOPLE THAT I AM TELEGRAMMING!

[Nature-Spirits]

Why am I still here?

Y'know, I ask myself this all the time.
My reason: I'm constantly on the verge of depression because I'm bored by life, and I need something to distract myself from the banality of it all. As a result, I get little done unless it's urgent. fml

[Nekronia]

Why am I still here?

Y'know, I ask myself this all the time.
My reason: I'm constantly on the verge of depression because I'm bored by life, and I need something to distract myself from the banality of it all. As a result, I get little done unless it's urgent. fml

*hug*

[Nature-Spirits]

Y'know, I ask myself this all the time.
My reason: I'm constantly on the verge of depression because I'm bored by life, and I need something to distract myself from the banality of it all. As a result, I get little done unless it's urgent. fml

*hug*

Thanks. I'm quite used to it though, so I rarely have any self-destructive thoughts (so no chance of my disappearing without a word one day, unless I get murdered or something ). Besides, depression seems to be quite commonplace in my family, so it's no surprise really.
Anyway, this isn't my personal blog or philosophical dumping ground or anything, so I guess I'll get back to my homework.... *weary groan*

[Nekronia]

*hug*

Thanks. I'm quite used to it though, so I rarely have any self-destructive thoughts (so no chance of my disappearing without a word one day, unless I get murdered or something ). Besides, depression seems to be quite commonplace in my family, so it's no surprise really.
Anyway, this isn't my personal blog or philosophical dumping ground or anything, so I guess I'll get back to my homework.... *weary groan*

Yeah, I should be doing homework too right now. A /LOT/ of work. God damn look at all this stuff. *typing Jackie post instead of giant pile of work*

[Nature-Spirits]

Oh god, I just had a nightmarish and/or gross idea. QUICK! Who has high strength? I have a stupid idea that will require cooperation between Jackie and a character with strength! Laura's cold blasts will also be useful but that would be a bonus!

Speaking of which: we really should rank everyone according to their levels in each category on the grid to make comparisons like this easier.

Not that I'm doing it. I'm too busy.

On second thought, I can't be bothered to do my homework, and I won't be able to sleep for quite some time (sleep deprivation is another common factor in my life and in the lives of those around me, but moving on...), so I'll go ahead and do this.

[Nekronia]

Okay, Jackie's simultaneously trying to do weird science and chum it up with a legendary demonslayer and his sword via offerring coffee and medieval poem quotations. What am I doing with my life.

[Hetland 2]

Okay, Jackie's simultaneously trying to do weird science and chum it up with a legendary demonslayer and his sword via offerring coffee and medieval poem quotations. What am I doing with my life.

What is fake Jackie? Demon energy? Piss and snowflakes? Gretel with a mask on?

Is fake Jackie Gretel with a mask on? If he is you have to tell me.

[Nature-Spirits]

Journal

Dana

I've lost track of the date. Which, quite frankly, is unusual for me. But I can barely remember the last time I've seen a calendar, and we rarely get opportunity to use our phones or computers. It's almost as if the names and numbers we assign to days, months, and even years are meaningless. The ancients went thousands of years measuring time only by the sun, the moon, and the seasons; so is it really so odd that the passage of time has been relegated in my mind to waking, sleeping, and the subtle changes in temperature? It's not so different, really, from humanity's perception of the concept thousands of years ago.

Anyway, I've begun ranking each of us according to our respective abilities: strength, speed, and so on. It's not a perfect system, but I've decided to write it down here for future reference. After all, it's important to record knowledge; there's a good chance of us all dying (permanently, that is), and if there's no trace left of us in any writings, what will become of our memory? We'll be enshrined in rumour and hearsay at best; and at worst, we'll be completely forgotten. So, without further ado, here it is:

Intelligence:
1) Anuragini (6+5=11)
2) Thomas (7)
3) Dana (6)
3) Krouse (6)
4) Jack (5)
4) Jackie (5)
5) Sander (4)
5) Laura (4)
5) Maiso (4)
6) Clarence (3)
6) Conor (3)
6) Raven (3)
7) Miranda (2)
8_.) Lavi (1+3=4 temp.)

This is an interesting case. When Anuragini is linked with her demon, she has the most intelligence by far, but when she's unlinked it seems that Thomas is the most intelligent among us (while Anuragini has the same level of intelligence as Krouse and I). Meanwhile, Lavi is normally the least intelligent; however, her demon occasionally boosts her intelligence, at which point Miranda is relegated to least intelligent. This means that while Anuragini and Thomas are more adept at tasks that require thinking, problem solving, and deduction, Miranda and Lavi are the least adept.

Strength:
1) Miranda (5+3=8)
2) Sander (4+3=7)
2) Raven (4+3=7)
2) Maiso (4+3=7)
3) Krouse (3+3=6)
3) Clarence (4+2=6)
4) Dana (2+3=5)
4) Jack (2+3=5)
4) Laura (2+3=5)
4) Lavi (2+3=5)
4) Conor (2+3=5)
4) Thomas (2+3=5)
5) Anuragini (3+0=3)
6) Jackie (0+2=2)

Miranda has the most strength among us, while Jackie has the least. Interestingly, Anuragini receives no boost from her demon in this area. This means that while Miranda is better at using brute strength, Anuragini and Jackie are much less inclined toward that area. Miranda and Raven receive additional boosts in strength when they use their particular powers.

Durability:
1) Lavi (7+3=10)
2) Sander (5+3=8)
2) Clarence (4+4=8)
2) Jackie (6+2=8)
3) Miranda (4+3=7)
3) Anuragini (4+3=7)
3) Conor (4+3=7)
4) Maiso (3+3=6)
4) Thomas (2+3=6)
5) Jack (2+3=5)
5) Raven (2+3=5)
6) Dana (4+0=4)
6) Krouse (1+3=4)
6) Laura (1+3=4)

Lavi has the most durability among us, while Krouse and Laura have the least. However, it seems that my demon does not boost my durability, so when taking into account our demonic powers, I am relegated to the lower tier with Krouse and Laura. This means that while Lavi has the most stamina and can take the most damage, Krouse, Laura, and I possess much less stamina and succumb to injury more easily. Miranda and Raven receive additional boosts in durability when they use their particular powers.

Speed:
1) Conor (6+3=9)
1) Maiso (6+3=9)
1) Raven (6+3=9)
2) Jack (5+3=8)
2) Lavi (5+3=8)
3) Laura (4+3=7)
3) Clarence (4+3=7)
4) Krouse (3+3=6)
5) Sander (2+3=5)
5) Dana (2+3=5)
5) Miranda (2+3=5)
5) Jackie (3+2=5)
5) Thomas (2+3=5)
6) Anuragini (5-1=4)

Conor, Maiso, and Raven are the fastest among us, while Thomas, MIranda, Sander, and I are the slowest. Interestingly, Anuragini gets slower when linked with her demon while the rest of us get faster, relegating her to the slowest of us when taking into account our demonic powers. This means that while Conor, Maiso, and Raven can run and dodge with more speed, Anuragini moves around much more slowly. Raven receives an additional boost in speed when she uses her particular power.

Fighting Skills:
1) Laura (7)
2) Raven (6)
2) Miranda (6)
2) Clarence (6)
2) Maiso (6)
3) Jackie (5)
4) Jack (4)
4) Thomas (4)
5) Anuragini (3)
5) Sander (3)
5) Dana (3)
6) Krouse (2)
7) Lavi (1)
7) Conor (1)

Laura has the best fighting skills, while Lavi and Conor are the least advanced in this area. This means that in unarmed combat, Laura has a clear advantage while Lavi and Conor stand a much smaller chance at winning. Raven receives an additional boost in fighting skills when she uses her particular power.

I've also been making note of everyone's skill with each type of weapon, but determining that will require more observation. I should be able to evaluate it better before my next entry, so I'll save that until then.