Two Cows in your country

[Ramsetia]

In ramsetia, you have two cows. They die eating the moss that has replaced grass within renaissance.

In ramsetia, but not renaissance, you have two cows. They grow fat and lazy after eating the plainsgrass, and are both knocked up by disco dice.

[Sartovia]

In Sartovia, you have two cows. One is taken by the government and the other is shot.

[Beffin]

In the Community of Beffin, you have two cows, but you do not do anything with them because you are too busy engaging in debate about the merits/evils/morality/practicality/productivity of cow usage and ownership.

[Tharra]

In the Community of Beffin, you have two cows, but you do not do anything with them because you are too busy engaging in debate about the merits/evils/morality/practicality/productivity of cow usage and ownership.

This.

[Arumdaum]

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad.

That sounds very complicated and hassling.

That's the example for "Taiwanese Capitalism".

Wait a second... COPYRIGHT!

[The shee species]

What! What th he*l is that thing? I never saw anything like it before. Has someone been playing with GM again?

[Kagetora]

You have two cows, the government fines you for not having a permit to own cows. You are now massively in debt and are forced to sell your cows to buy a permit to own them.

[New Ziedrich]

You have two cows. You can't keep them because your apartment is too small, and the corporation that owns your building forbids pets anyway. You're forced to sell them to one of the large agricultural corporations for peanuts, but your cows spread some crazy disease to their cows, forcing the company to destroy about a hundred animals. They sue you into oblivion, and you're forced onto the street, where you get arrested for public urination.

You're sent to one of the privately-owned prison factories, where you are mangled to death in some machinery. Nobody cares, because you annoyed your neighbors by trying to keep cows in your apartment.

[The North Papal States]

You have two cows. They get blown up by the invading forces of the week.

You feel sad.

[WWII History Geeks]

In WWIIHG, you have two cows. One ends up being a GI, and the other a nurse. They elope, get married a week after they meet, and she's pregnant when he's shipped out and killed. you then wait for the calf to be born and butcher them both, because for a second, they were acting like humans. Probably possessed.

[The North Papal States]

In WWIIHG, you have two cows. One ends up being a GI, and the other a nurse. They elope, get married a week after they meet, and she's pregnant when he's shipped out and killed. you then wait for the calf to be born and butcher them both, because for a second, they were acting like humans. Probably possessed.

^You win the internet forever.

[Victorious Decepticons]

You have two cows. You can pick one up in your hand. You wonder what you can do with it, and after a while, decide to put it to work pulling mine carts. It soon dies from lack of fuel since it has not been genetically modified to run on meager rations.

You now consider cows to be worthless. You send the other one to Biological Rendering to be ground up and fermented for methane, and you collect about 1/2 a Cube of Energon for it. You cannot understand why the human slaves nearby start crying over something called "wasted beef."

[Ancient and Holy Terra]

In the Republic of Ancient Terra, you have two cows. You milk one of the cows. You try to drink the milk. You are lactose intolerant. You are in gastrointestinal distress.

[Saurisia]

In Saurisia, you have two cows, one gets eaten by a pack of Raptors, the other by by a giant Giganotasaurus, you complain to the local government, but because you're Human and the offenders were Dinosaurs, you're generally ignored.

[Tsenacommacah]

You have two cows. You convince a fellow in the next village who has a bull to let it breed with your cows and split the resultant offspring between both of you. Soon, you will have at least three cows, and more milk to sell.

[Viperco1]

In Viperco1 you have two cows you realize raising only two cows aren't cost effective so you sell them both to a corporate ranch and get a job there and then you use the money at a brothel.

[Orlkjestad]

You have two cows. They have been assigned to a counter-slaver mission near New Nicksyllvania. Good luck, gentlemen.

OR

You have two cows. You are forced to set them both free due to the constitution. If you do not, you may face a sentence of 50 years to death.

[The Holy Cathedral]

You have two cows. Both are eaten by the Chimera flying about town.

Yummmmmmmmmm

[The Adrian Empire]

The Adrian Empire, you have two cows, your neighbour also has two cows, you constantly compete to have better quality milk, you begin to scare your neighbour's cows, a local reporter catches on and sells the story to the local newspaper, consumers are enraged and so no one buys your milk and you are forced to sell the cows to your neighbour, then accept a job milking them. Your neighbour becomes rich and buys a milking robot, he then lays you off, you buy a cow with the money you saved up, you then create a rival milk empire and drive your neighbour out of business, you both laugh about it over a glass of wine and fresh apple pie made by your neighbour's wife, you give him a job overseeing milk production.

In The Adrian Empire Proper, you have two cows, one of them joins the army and becomes a citizen, now independent she sells her milk to you for a negotiated price, you sell it to the market, you get into a philosophical argument with said cow over recent decision of the local government, you resolve in a public duel at the local amphitheatre, the cow shoots you then starts it's own milk business

In the Outer Colonies, you have two cows, they are eaten by hostile aliens beasts, you milk said beasts and make an enormous profit on alien milk.

In the Fringe Colonies, you have two cows, you sell one to pay off pirates and trade all your profits from the other to pay off your mercenaries, the mercenaries turn out to be the pirates sell you back the cow at twice the cost, then they enslave you and force you to milk both.

In the Dunmerian Confedracy, you have two cows, you give the milk from one of them to your local noble, then give your cows to your serfs to milk for you, they eat said cows and rebel against you, then you have your local mage turn them into cows, in exchange for milk.

In the Bosmerian Forest Duchies, you have two cows, you occasionally ask how you can have cows living in a tree.

In the Golaran Colonies, you have two cows, they drown, you eat their insides and plant eggs in their bodies. (Golarans are wierd)

In the Kharisian Colonies, you have two cows, you hunt them for food

[Cameroi]

there may be two cows in cameroi, but there are a lot more sheep and goats, or their equivalent actually, in the case of all three, as these aren't earth cows, or sheep or goats, but lananaran cows, sheep and goats.

review and download sites for personal software?
yes, lananara's internet is completely open and free.
as a public utility. not a venue for vending.
it is legal to sell products, but not at the expense of freedom of knowledge,
no to charge for the service of the net itself.

webspace and bandwidth are instead completely free.
just as is local transportation.

lananara's internet, of which cameroi is of course a participant,
is a little different then earth's.
it's more a network of networks of networks, with much simpler protocol

[Maraque]

In the Democratic Elective Monarchy, you have two cows. They're both registered as someone's dependents.

[Novus Niciae]

You have two gene enhanced cows, you get all the A++ grade butter, cream and milk that you need off one cow with some extra left at the end that you sell and you sell the second cow and buy a gene enhanced bull.

[Greater Rhodes]

In the Kingdom of Greater Rhodes you have two cows, and they both have art history degrees.

[New Ziedrich]

You have two cows. They keep escaping and pissing you off, so you call your rich buddy who owns his own SSTO spaceplane, load up the cows, and head up to LEO. You shove the cows out of the airlock and watch as they burn up during atmospheric reentry.

You put the video up on YouTube, where it's flagged for animal cruelty and taken down. Using the video as evidence, the government fines you and your buddy for littering, because the Imperium takes space junk very seriously.

Also I was listening to this as I typed this post.

[The Floor Kippers]

You have two cows, A dragon eats them, That's life