The Social Attitude Test

[Valica]

http://slackhalla.org/~demise/test/socialattitude.php

This is a nice little test I found. It's a bit different than the four-square test we all use.
If you're up for it, post the results and following text here in a box so we can all judge each other.

Progressivism 87.5
Socialism 43.75
Tenderness 40.625

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist.
It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist.
Combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with several strong convictions.

[Lies and Ignorance]

I'm completely obsessed with myself, and I love these sorts of tests.

Progressivism 100
Socialism 93.75
Tenderness 50

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a cultural marxist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate idealistic egalitarian with an established worldview.

This pretty much jives, except for the "cultural marxist" bit. That's more of a right-wing dogwhistle than something a person would identify as.

[Farnhamia]

Progressivism 87.5
Socialism 50
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

I guess.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Progressivism 97.5
Socialism 31.25
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

Huh...

[The Greater Luthorian Empire]

Progressivism 77.5
Socialism 37.5
Tenderness 56.25

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a progressive.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate radical centrist with many strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.


Anyone who isn't an open-minded professor is terrible.

[Valica]

Progressivism 87.5
Socialism 50
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

I guess.

University Professor? Neat. I got fucking journalist.

[Zoboyizakoplayoklot]

Progressivism 90
Socialism 68.75
Tenderness 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Hmm. Not bad if I say so myself.

[Farnhamia]

Progressivism 87.5
Socialism 50
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

I guess.

University Professor? Neat. I got fucking journalist.

Why is Google Images being weird all of a sudden?

[Kelinfort]

Social Attitude Test


Political Values

Progressivism 97.5
Socialism 43.75
Tenderness 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Yeah, I guess.

[Farnhamia]

Social Attitude Test


Political Values

Progressivism 97.5
Socialism 43.75
Tenderness 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Yeah, I guess.

You could use some more tenderizing. *gets out mallet*

[Kelinfort]

Yeah, I guess.

You could use some more tenderizing. *gets out mallet*

Oh, come on, I didn't get "Heartless Scrooge".

[Arkolon]

Progressivism: 87.5
Socialism: 12.5
Tenderness: 37.5

Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible principled egalitarian with a firmly established worldview.

Journalist reporting in.

[Olthar]

"From what country does your surname originate?"

I'm sorry. I can't answer that one because Babylon isn't an option. :I

[Kelinfort]

"From what country does your surname originate?"

I'm sorry. I can't answer that one because Babylon isn't an option. :I

You can skip those.

[Imperial Esplanade]

Your test scores indicate that you are a very tender-minded cultural centrist; this is the political profile one might associate with a community volunteer. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a compassionate and sympathetic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate radical egalitarian with few strong convictions.

I don't know about the libertarian part, per se, but everything else is close enough to being fairly factual.

I'm also more into a mixed-market type of economics as opposed to capitalism as we understand it today.

[Valica]

In case you were curious and just for fun...

Progressivism 0
Socialism 25
Tenderness 50

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer.
It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist.
Combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a paleoconservative.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising realistic hereditarian with a firmly established worldview.

Apparently hating minorities, hating foreigners, and loving God makes you a good cop.
That explains so much.

[The Scientific States]

Progressivism 92.5
Socialism 25
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted principled egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

I'm surprised that they consider me to be a libertarian. I noted my support of public education and welfare.

But, the results were interesting, I suppose. Probably inaccurate, especially given the fact that they consider me a libertarian, but interesting nonetheless.

[Arkolon]

Progressivism 92.5
Socialism 25
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted principled egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

I'm surprised that they consider me to be a libertarian. I noted my support of public education and welfare.

Small-l libertarian.

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

Progressivism 75
Socialism 31.25
Tenderness 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate principled egalitarian with few strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Neat.

[Czechanada]

Progressivism 97.5
Socialism 68.75
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate principled egalitarian with many strong convictions.

[Valica]

I'm surprised that they consider me to be a libertarian. I noted my support of public education and welfare.

But, the results were interesting, I suppose. Probably inaccurate, especially given the fact that they consider me a libertarian, but interesting nonetheless.

Supports my claims that "libertarian" is too much of a blanket term.
They should really start trying to split it up into separate parties, otherwise nobody will ever take them seriously.

[Lunas Legion]

Progressivism 47.5
Socialism 18.75
Tenderness 43.75

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded cultural centrist; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are tolerant towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a traditionalist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising idealistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

[Kelinfort]

In case you were curious and just for fun...

Progressivism 0
Socialism 25
Tenderness 50

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer.
It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist.
Combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a paleoconservative.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising realistic hereditarian with a firmly established worldview.

Apparently hating minorities, hating foreigners, and loving God makes you a good cop.
That explains so much.

Progressivism 5
Socialism 100
Tenderness 50

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a militarist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a cold-hearted principled hereditarian with a firmly established worldview.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Woah, cold hearted

[Hespero-Belkia]

Progressivism 92.5
Socialism 56.25
Tenderness 50

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising realistic egalitarian with few strong convictions.

[Valica]

Judging by the responses so far:

Leftist = professor and journalist.
Ultra-asshole, mega-religious conservative = cop.

We should catalog what it takes to get all of their careers.