Huh, interesting.
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by Transoxthraxia » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:39 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
by Hurtful Thoughts » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:41 pm
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War
Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....
by The GAmeTopians » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:55 pm
Transoxthraxia wrote:Well, I've missed a bit, haven't I?
Empire of Donner land wrote:EHEG don't stop for no one.
It's like your a prostitute and the RP is a truck. The truck don't stop.
by Vancon » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:05 pm
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Transoxthraxia wrote:Huh, interesting.
I mean, the only way to make it more awesome, is that we mount horses before jumping out the back of the plane and perform a vertical cavalry charge from space, then escape by surfing sharks with frigg'n lasers strapped to their heads back to a secret underwater seabase manned by talking dolphin-waitresses. AND NOT ONCE DO WE DROP OUR MONOCLES.
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo
by Transoxthraxia » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:07 pm
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Transoxthraxia wrote:Huh, interesting.
Right now, we are counting the many ways we can all horrifically die and fail the mission before even making contact with the enemy.
-Also, your flag is improving my mood, thank you.
Anyways, the point is, we are doing an awesome insertion, under awesome extreme conditions, to stop an awesome weapon and deliver awesome justice within an awesome time-limit.
*And we are complaining?
On top of this, one of these complaints, is that someone on the enemy team apparently expects this level of awesome to crush their nuclear testicles like a legion of Chuck Norris... and he isn't crying for mercy yet, why?
I mean, the only way to make it more awesome, is that we mount horses before jumping out the back of the plane and perform a vertical cavalry charge from space, then escape by surfing sharks with frigg'n lasers strapped to their heads back to a secret underwater seabase manned by talking dolphin-waitresses. AND NOT ONCE DO WE DROP OUR MONOCLES.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
by The GAmeTopians » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:08 pm
Vancon wrote:Hurtful Thoughts wrote:
I mean, the only way to make it more awesome, is that we mount horses before jumping out the back of the plane and perform a vertical cavalry charge from space, then escape by surfing sharks with frigg'n lasers strapped to their heads back to a secret underwater seabase manned by talking dolphin-waitresses. AND NOT ONCE DO WE DROP OUR MONOCLES.
We weren't doing this in the first place?
Empire of Donner land wrote:EHEG don't stop for no one.
It's like your a prostitute and the RP is a truck. The truck don't stop.
by Hurtful Thoughts » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:11 pm
Transoxthraxia wrote:Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Right now, we are counting the many ways we can all horrifically die and fail the mission before even making contact with the enemy.
-Also, your flag is improving my mood, thank you.
Anyways, the point is, we are doing an awesome insertion, under awesome extreme conditions, to stop an awesome weapon and deliver awesome justice within an awesome time-limit.
*And we are complaining?
On top of this, one of these complaints, is that someone on the enemy team apparently expects this level of awesome to crush their nuclear testicles like a legion of Chuck Norris... and he isn't crying for mercy yet, why?
I mean, the only way to make it more awesome, is that we mount horses before jumping out the back of the plane and perform a vertical cavalry charge from space, then escape by surfing sharks with frigg'n lasers strapped to their heads back to a secret underwater seabase manned by talking dolphin-waitresses. AND NOT ONCE DO WE DROP OUR MONOCLES.
Well then. You should go have fun with that. HALO is actually I think too high-tech for the TSB, and I suppose that the RP's already started. But how does starting RPs in here actually work?
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War
Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....
by Transoxthraxia » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:13 pm
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Transoxthraxia wrote:
Well then. You should go have fun with that. HALO is actually I think too high-tech for the TSB, and I suppose that the RP's already started. But how does starting RPs in here actually work?
High Altitude (drop) Low (chute) opening.
HALO.
Not combat evolved shit.
The 1960's era technique of getting a boner from watching the ground come up to fuck you from space.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
by Padnak » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:15 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by The GAmeTopians » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:16 pm
Transoxthraxia wrote:Hurtful Thoughts wrote:High Altitude (drop) Low (chute) opening.
HALO.
Not combat evolved shit.
The 1960's era technique of getting a boner from watching the ground come up to fuck you from space.
Yeah, I know about HALO, not the video game series. (Ironically I learnt what HALO was from the Halo series, as there is a HALO body armour piece in Halo: Reach.) But I wasn't aware that it was around since the sixties.
Empire of Donner land wrote:EHEG don't stop for no one.
It's like your a prostitute and the RP is a truck. The truck don't stop.
by Transoxthraxia » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:17 pm
Padnak wrote:I'm all for just strapping our dudes onto SCUDs then sending them in...
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
by Transoxthraxia » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:18 pm
The GAmeTopians wrote:Transoxthraxia wrote:Yeah, I know about HALO, not the video game series. (Ironically I learnt what HALO was from the Halo series, as there is a HALO body armour piece in Halo: Reach.) But I wasn't aware that it was around since the sixties.
When were parachutes invented? ASKING GOOGLE.
1790. So yeah.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
by The GAmeTopians » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:18 pm
Empire of Donner land wrote:EHEG don't stop for no one.
It's like your a prostitute and the RP is a truck. The truck don't stop.
by True American States » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:19 pm
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:i don't know you, but I suspect on some level, you're an actual conservative, not one of the ragbag of gun nuts, arch-reactionaries, fringe politics aficionados, and anarcho-capitalists hijacking the term nowadays.
Terstotzka wrote:Bit fancy, bit cool, But still pretty American :p
by The GAmeTopians » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:19 pm
Empire of Donner land wrote:EHEG don't stop for no one.
It's like your a prostitute and the RP is a truck. The truck don't stop.
by Padnak » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:20 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Vancon » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:57 pm
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:High Altitude (drop) Low (chute) opening.
HALO.
Not combat evolved shit.
The 1960's era technique of getting a boner from watching the ground come up to fuck you from space.
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo
by Hurtful Thoughts » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:19 pm
Transoxthraxia wrote:Hurtful Thoughts wrote:High Altitude (drop) Low (chute) opening.
HALO.
Not combat evolved shit.
The 1960's era technique of getting a boner from watching the ground come up to fuck you from space.
Yeah, I know about HALO, not the video game series. (Ironically I learnt what HALO was from the Halo series, as there is a HALO body armour piece in Halo: Reach.) But I wasn't aware that it was around since the sixties.
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War
Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....
by The United Remnants of America » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:54 pm
by Congreveopia » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:54 pm
True American States wrote:I don't mean to be a condescending ass but couldn't y'all cruise missile the crap out of the cove' s launching system with say a submarine or something? Is Cortez hiding the nukes within the island or does Atlas have Intel on where he's keeping them? I should go reread the rp again.
Edit - maybe the SAMs are able to shoot down any incoming missile. Iron dome shit. Or maybe the MIRV is located underground or something.
by The United Remnants of America » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:04 pm
Congreveopia wrote:True American States wrote:I don't mean to be a condescending ass but couldn't y'all cruise missile the crap out of the cove' s launching system with say a submarine or something? Is Cortez hiding the nukes within the island or does Atlas have Intel on where he's keeping them? I should go reread the rp again.
Edit - maybe the SAMs are able to shoot down any incoming missile. Iron dome shit. Or maybe the MIRV is located underground or something.
Don't overestimate cruise missiles. A tomahawk would spend 37% of its power just fighting wind, and both TERCOM and DSMAC would be heavily impaired by heavy rain and fog. Not to mention the navigation difficulties that the wind and turbulence would cause. And that's all assuming the turbulence doesn't just tear the missile apart.
by True American States » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:07 pm
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:i don't know you, but I suspect on some level, you're an actual conservative, not one of the ragbag of gun nuts, arch-reactionaries, fringe politics aficionados, and anarcho-capitalists hijacking the term nowadays.
Terstotzka wrote:Bit fancy, bit cool, But still pretty American :p
by The United Remnants of America » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:10 pm
True American States wrote:Oh yeah speaking of which did y'all mention per chance what category level the hurricane was?
by True American States » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:34 pm
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:i don't know you, but I suspect on some level, you're an actual conservative, not one of the ragbag of gun nuts, arch-reactionaries, fringe politics aficionados, and anarcho-capitalists hijacking the term nowadays.
Terstotzka wrote:Bit fancy, bit cool, But still pretty American :p
by The United Remnants of America » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:35 pm
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