If you could be dictator for a day, what would you do?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If I was dictator for a day, I would ban all religions and install a new religion, the Brothel Church of Nightkillism. It is a religion based off of the teachings of Nightkill, the Emperor of India. To receive a blessing, one must bend over and prepare for the priest to bless thy anus with extreme prejudice compassion, so that the one blessed shall never fall ill again and be cleared of any existing ailments. Heretics are blessed in a different way. Heretics, PREPARE THY ANUS FOR CONQUEST bow down to receive ass punishment!

I'm sorry, who are you?

[Souriya Al-Assad]

What about free super-computers for all?

That's going to wind up with some Terminator rubbish going on. And if you try putting ham and pineapple or cheese in general on a computer it just explodes.

Nay... I was thinking about something more like this. I did some surfing around on the internet, moreover found the ideal thing people would love to have. It would solve all of our rotten slow problematic computers if implemented overhauls on a wide scale. Government sponsored procurements of these for everyone?

[Wisconsin9]

Kill all other politicians, raise the tax rate, shut down welfare, take away basic human rights, kill everyone who doesn't agree with me, and at the end of the day, take all the money that's in the treasury and run.

I'm not sure if you're being serious or just satirizing 90% of the things said in this thread.

[The 54th Squadron]

Kill all other politicians, raise the tax rate, shut down welfare, take away basic human rights, kill everyone who doesn't agree with me, and at the end of the day, take all the money that's in the treasury and run.

I'm not sure if you're being serious or just satirizing 90% of the things said in this thread.

I probably would, to be honest. Human rights are a bullshit thing in my opinion. Oh, you're supposed to have some form of freedom to jabber about shit no one cares for? Let's remove your tongue and knock a few teeth, shall we? Or maybe you wanna be able to move freely? Igor here can fix that, give him a movement to load the shotgun.

[Yukonastan]

If I were dictator for a day... I would massively increase military funding and procurements, I'd rewrite the gun laws, I'd of course write the military funding and procurement increase into law as non-revokeable, I'd massively increase funding for environmental and educational concerns, and I'd step down at the end of the day.

[Constaniana]

That's going to wind up with some Terminator rubbish going on. And if you try putting ham and pineapple or cheese in general on a computer it just explodes.

Nay... I was thinking about something more like this. I did some surfing around on the internet, moreover found the ideal thing people would love to have. It would solve all of our rotten slow problematic computers if implemented overhauls on a wide scale. Government sponsored procurements of these for everyone?

That seriously looks like something that will turn into a bloody Terminator when I'm not looking. Plus, it's a Dell. Who the heck wants that?

[Dragonia Re Xzua]

If I was dictator for a day, I would ban all religions and install a new religion, the Brothel Church of Nightkillism. It is a religion based off of the teachings of Nightkill, the Emperor of India. To receive a blessing, one must bend over and prepare for the priest to bless thy anus with extreme prejudice compassion, so that the one blessed shall never fall ill again and be cleared of any existing ailments. Heretics are blessed in a different way. Heretics, PREPARE THY ANUS FOR CONQUEST bow down to receive ass punishment!

I'm sorry, who are you?

I am me, I am you, I am everyone, I am nothing, I am everything, I am....... Tom Cruise. *gets tazed then immolated by mods*

[Dracoria]

That's going to wind up with some Terminator rubbish going on. And if you try putting ham and pineapple or cheese in general on a computer it just explodes.

Nay... I was thinking about something more like this. I did some surfing around on the internet, moreover found the ideal thing people would love to have. It would solve all of our rotten slow problematic computers if implemented overhauls on a wide scale. Government sponsored procurements of these for everyone?

Instead of Alienware with exotic cases, why not ship out more economical, plain-looking systems that look like normal computers?

And pretend they won't be obsolete in a few years no matter what you do.

[Souriya Al-Assad]

Nay... I was thinking about something more like this. I did some surfing around on the internet, moreover found the ideal thing people would love to have. It would solve all of our rotten slow problematic computers if implemented overhauls on a wide scale. Government sponsored procurements of these for everyone?

That seriously looks like something that will turn into a bloody Terminator when I'm not looking. Plus, it's a Dell. Who the heck wants that?

It used to be a separate group. I looked up their history. They were recently brought by Dell.

[The 54th Squadron]

Nay... I was thinking about something more like this. I did some surfing around on the internet, moreover found the ideal thing people would love to have. It would solve all of our rotten slow problematic computers if implemented overhauls on a wide scale. Government sponsored procurements of these for everyone?

Instead of Alienware with exotic cases, why not ship out more economical, plain-looking systems that look like normal computers?

And pretend they won't be obsolete in a few years no matter what you do.

Put bombs in them, send them to rival politicians. Hilarity ensues.

[Souriya Al-Assad]

Instead of Alienware with exotic cases, why not ship out more economical, plain-looking systems that look like normal computers?

And pretend they won't be obsolete in a few years no matter what you do.

Put bombs in them, send them to rival politicians. Hilarity ensues.

Lol lol

[Dracoria]

Instead of Alienware with exotic cases, why not ship out more economical, plain-looking systems that look like normal computers?

And pretend they won't be obsolete in a few years no matter what you do.

Put bombs in them, send them to rival politicians. Hilarity ensues.

Last Alienware system I ever used put out heat like a thermobaric device, so I could see that.

[Constaniana]

Nay... I was thinking about something more like this. I did some surfing around on the internet, moreover found the ideal thing people would love to have. It would solve all of our rotten slow problematic computers if implemented overhauls on a wide scale. Government sponsored procurements of these for everyone?

Instead of Alienware with exotic cases, why not ship out more economical, plain-looking systems that look like normal computers?

And pretend they won't be obsolete in a few years no matter what you do.

Why is everyone trying to hijack my simple idea of giving everyone free pizza? Can you not even agree on something as wholesome as that?

That seriously looks like something that will turn into a bloody Terminator when I'm not looking. Plus, it's a Dell. Who the heck wants that?

It used to be a separate group. I looked up their history. They were recently brought by Dell.

That still doesn't explain the evil red eye that looks primed to shoot lasers at me.

[Talanzaar]

Fix things up

[The 54th Squadron]

Put bombs in them, send them to rival politicians. Hilarity ensues.

Last Alienware system I ever used put out heat like a thermobaric device, so I could see that.

Then when they call and ask why there are five Subway sandwiches in their towers, you just say 'fuck you' and detonate it.

[Dracoria]

Why is everyone trying to hijack my simple idea of giving everyone free pizza? Can you not even agree on something as wholesome as that?

See what happens when you deliver ham, sausage and pepperoni pizzas to the Middle East.

[Constaniana]

Why is everyone trying to hijack my simple idea of giving everyone free pizza? Can you not even agree on something as wholesome as that?

See what happens when you deliver ham, sausage and pepperoni pizzas to the Middle East.

They can quit being crybabies and just take the undesired toppings off the pizza like any sensible person would do.

[The 54th Squadron]

See what happens when you deliver ham, sausage and pepperoni pizzas to the Middle East.

They can quit being crybabies and just take the undesired toppings off the pizza like any sensible person would do.

Make ammunition out of them to fire in RPG's. Watch as someone dies from being slammed by sausage at a few hundred miles an hour.

[Estenia]

Become a deity, rule the people, overthrow all democratic governments, be the supreme leader of the multiverse.

[United Marxist Nations]

I would also make the teaching of Dialectical and Historical Materialism mandatory.

[Constaniana]

They can quit being crybabies and just take the undesired toppings off the pizza like any sensible person would do.

Make ammunition out of them to fire in RPG's. Watch as someone dies from being slammed by sausage at a few hundred miles an hour.

Can't we just all agree that pizza is tasty and should be eaten?

[Souriya Al-Assad]

Instead of Alienware with exotic cases, why not ship out more economical, plain-looking systems that look like normal computers?

And pretend they won't be obsolete in a few years no matter what you do.

Why is everyone trying to hijack my simple idea of giving everyone free pizza? Can you not even agree on something as wholesome as that?

It used to be a separate group. I looked up their history. They were recently brought by Dell.

That still doesn't explain the evil red eye that looks primed to shoot lasers at me.

Alien face colour is entirely customisable if you look further through that page.

Make ammunition out of them to fire in RPG's. Watch as someone dies from being slammed by sausage at a few hundred miles an hour.

Can't we just all agree that pizza is tasty and should be eaten?

Lol, yes.

[Dracoria]

Make ammunition out of them to fire in RPG's. Watch as someone dies from being slammed by sausage at a few hundred miles an hour.

Can't we just all agree that pizza is tasty and should be eaten?

Just not with a fork. I found out that Donald Trump was lying to me.

[Corbins]

I would invade and Annex Canada.

[Dracoria]

I would invade and Annex Canada.

Just remember to eject Quebec before it causes any long-term problems.