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by Sacrum Imperium » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:39 pm
by Lenyo » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:22 am
Sacrum Imperium wrote:Weird... I just got Issue 134 despite it being supposedly out of circulation? I can't find a copy of it anywhere too...
The Truth Is Out There?
The Issue
After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over Sacrum Imperium's sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.
The Debate
1. "The government has been covering up UFO activity for years," claims Howard Hamilton, host of the esoteric TV show 'Death from the Skies'. "We're tired of hearing about weather balloons and hoaxes. If there are little green men watching and abducting us, we deserve to know. We demand that the government release all documents regarding UFOs... and everything else too! Besides, we're better off if our military doesn't organize shady, expensive projects."
2. "You can't honestly give in to the demands of these wackos and conspiracy nuts!" gasps Five Star General Falala Goethe. "That would reveal top secret military programs like our doomsday device, I mean, new fighter jets. These things are kept secret for a reason. Do you want this information to get in the hands of Sacrum Imperium's enemies? I don't think so. I say we continue to cover up these sightings and ignore those pesky ufologists asking too many questions."
3. "How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?" suggests Samuel de Vries, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. "Why don't we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn't have its secret projects compromised. If our military projects are discovered, like that "moon" we're building, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It's win-win!"
4. As a man wearing a black suit and dark sunglasses passes your guards, they silently go rigid as their eyes roll to white. "Boss, my team has this covered," he says in a droll monotone. "We'll try to keep you in the loop, of course, but nothing we tell you leaves this room... ever. Of course there are aliens, and yes, there's occasional collateral damage from random interactions, but we're on it. You just make sure that funding doesn't drop from the Omnibus Farm Bill your predecessor set up, and we'll make sure nothing goes public." He pauses and strokes his chin thoughtfully. "Is it still a privacy violation if you don't remember being probed? Have to think on that." He turns, taps the guards on the shoulders, and walks from the room as they dazedly recover their composure.
by Andacantra » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:47 pm
Maluri wrote:The issue: A wildfire has spreaded in @@COUNTRIESNAME@@ and is a big fire! Citizens are worried it may strike @@COUNTRIESNAME@@ City next!
1. This fire has gotten out of control! All of this started because of some bozo going crazy with matches he lighted up the wood's in North @@COUNTRIESNAME@@! We need to see that student's are taught more about Fire Safety!
2. This guy needs to be thrown into jail! He obviously did it because he was crazy! On second thought, a Hospital where they can treat him! Yes, we will need that so he can get back on track. Also hire some doctor's to! Sure, it may cost some @@CURRENCY@@s but at least it will be worth it! We can prevent this from ever happening!
3. I agree with the first person BUT we should have a program in our school's for Fire Drills and a week about learning Public Safety! That way, if they do it in the future, we got a legit reason to throw them into jail! It's a win, win!
by Luna Amore » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:51 pm
Andacantra wrote:Maluri wrote:The issue: A wildfire has spreaded in @@COUNTRIESNAME@@ and is a big fire! Citizens are worried it may strike @@COUNTRIESNAME@@ City next!
1. This fire has gotten out of control! All of this started because of some bozo going crazy with matches he lighted up the wood's in North @@COUNTRIESNAME@@! We need to see that student's are taught more about Fire Safety!
2. This guy needs to be thrown into jail! He obviously did it because he was crazy! On second thought, a Hospital where they can treat him! Yes, we will need that so he can get back on track. Also hire some doctor's to! Sure, it may cost some @@CURRENCY@@s but at least it will be worth it! We can prevent this from ever happening!
3. I agree with the first person BUT we should have a program in our school's for Fire Drills and a week about learning Public Safety! That way, if they do it in the future, we got a legit reason to throw them into jail! It's a win, win!
Author/Ed?
Also, yay for that gap being filled! :D They'll both be added in a moment
by Andacantra » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:05 pm
by Benjamin Mark » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:43 pm
by Sankh-Lanport » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:49 pm
by The new order of Hetalia7 » Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:38 am
Sacrum Imperium wrote:Weird... I just got Issue 134 despite it being supposedly out of circulation? I can't find a copy of it anywhere too...
The Truth Is Out There?
The Issue
After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over Sacrum Imperium's sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.
The Debate
1. "The government has been covering up UFO activity for years," claims Howard Hamilton, host of the esoteric TV show 'Death from the Skies'. "We're tired of hearing about weather balloons and hoaxes. If there are little green men watching and abducting us, we deserve to know. We demand that the government release all documents regarding UFOs... and everything else too! Besides, we're better off if our military doesn't organize shady, expensive projects."
2. "You can't honestly give in to the demands of these wackos and conspiracy nuts!" gasps Five Star General Falala Goethe. "That would reveal top secret military programs like our doomsday device, I mean, new fighter jets. These things are kept secret for a reason. Do you want this information to get in the hands of Sacrum Imperium's enemies? I don't think so. I say we continue to cover up these sightings and ignore those pesky ufologists asking too many questions."
3. "How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?" suggests Samuel de Vries, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. "Why don't we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn't have its secret projects compromised. If our military projects are discovered, like that "moon" we're building, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It's win-win!"
4. As a man wearing a black suit and dark sunglasses passes your guards, they silently go rigid as their eyes roll to white. "Boss, my team has this covered," he says in a droll monotone. "We'll try to keep you in the loop, of course, but nothing we tell you leaves this room... ever. Of course there are aliens, and yes, there's occasional collateral damage from random interactions, but we're on it. You just make sure that funding doesn't drop from the Omnibus Farm Bill your predecessor set up, and we'll make sure nothing goes public." He pauses and strokes his chin thoughtfully. "Is it still a privacy violation if you don't remember being probed? Have to think on that." He turns, taps the guards on the shoulders, and walks from the room as they dazedly recover their composure.
by Blargoblarg » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:46 pm
Sacrum Imperium wrote:Weird... I just got Issue 134 despite it being supposedly out of circulation? I can't find a copy of it anywhere too...
The Truth Is Out There?
The Issue
After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over Sacrum Imperium's sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.
The Debate
1. "The government has been covering up UFO activity for years," claims Howard Hamilton, host of the esoteric TV show 'Death from the Skies'. "We're tired of hearing about weather balloons and hoaxes. If there are little green men watching and abducting us, we deserve to know. We demand that the government release all documents regarding UFOs... and everything else too! Besides, we're better off if our military doesn't organize shady, expensive projects."
2. "You can't honestly give in to the demands of these wackos and conspiracy nuts!" gasps Five Star General Falala Goethe. "That would reveal top secret military programs like our doomsday device, I mean, new fighter jets. These things are kept secret for a reason. Do you want this information to get in the hands of Sacrum Imperium's enemies? I don't think so. I say we continue to cover up these sightings and ignore those pesky ufologists asking too many questions."
3. "How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?" suggests Samuel de Vries, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. "Why don't we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn't have its secret projects compromised. If our military projects are discovered, like that "moon" we're building, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It's win-win!"
4. As a man wearing a black suit and dark sunglasses passes your guards, they silently go rigid as their eyes roll to white. "Boss, my team has this covered," he says in a droll monotone. "We'll try to keep you in the loop, of course, but nothing we tell you leaves this room... ever. Of course there are aliens, and yes, there's occasional collateral damage from random interactions, but we're on it. You just make sure that funding doesn't drop from the Omnibus Farm Bill your predecessor set up, and we'll make sure nothing goes public." He pauses and strokes his chin thoughtfully. "Is it still a privacy violation if you don't remember being probed? Have to think on that." He turns, taps the guards on the shoulders, and walks from the room as they dazedly recover their composure.
by Sanctaria » Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:40 pm
Blargoblarg wrote:Sacrum Imperium wrote:Weird... I just got Issue 134 despite it being supposedly out of circulation? I can't find a copy of it anywhere too...
The Truth Is Out There?
The Issue
After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over Sacrum Imperium's sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.
The Debate
1. "The government has been covering up UFO activity for years," claims Howard Hamilton, host of the esoteric TV show 'Death from the Skies'. "We're tired of hearing about weather balloons and hoaxes. If there are little green men watching and abducting us, we deserve to know. We demand that the government release all documents regarding UFOs... and everything else too! Besides, we're better off if our military doesn't organize shady, expensive projects."
2. "You can't honestly give in to the demands of these wackos and conspiracy nuts!" gasps Five Star General Falala Goethe. "That would reveal top secret military programs like our doomsday device, I mean, new fighter jets. These things are kept secret for a reason. Do you want this information to get in the hands of Sacrum Imperium's enemies? I don't think so. I say we continue to cover up these sightings and ignore those pesky ufologists asking too many questions."
3. "How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?" suggests Samuel de Vries, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. "Why don't we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn't have its secret projects compromised. If our military projects are discovered, like that "moon" we're building, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It's win-win!"
4. As a man wearing a black suit and dark sunglasses passes your guards, they silently go rigid as their eyes roll to white. "Boss, my team has this covered," he says in a droll monotone. "We'll try to keep you in the loop, of course, but nothing we tell you leaves this room... ever. Of course there are aliens, and yes, there's occasional collateral damage from random interactions, but we're on it. You just make sure that funding doesn't drop from the Omnibus Farm Bill your predecessor set up, and we'll make sure nothing goes public." He pauses and strokes his chin thoughtfully. "Is it still a privacy violation if you don't remember being probed? Have to think on that." He turns, taps the guards on the shoulders, and walks from the room as they dazedly recover their composure.
I just got that one too. Strange.
by Burgera » Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:12 am
by Divergia » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:59 pm
Burgera wrote:#344 - Trash Talk
After massive trash heaps overflowed onto one of @@CAPITAL@@'s busiest intersections, causing traffic to grind to a halt for ten hours, many have agreed that the nation's litter problem is out of control. In response, representatives from the Society for the Prettying Up of @@NAME@@ have come to your office proposing a nationwide beautification campaign to pick it all up.
1. "Our wonderful country is being buried by this refuse!" wails SPUB President @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It's simply a disgrace! We need funding and able-bodied men and women to stage a monthly clean-up of our once-treasured land. We'd pick up litter, plant trees, touch up the paint on the old courthouse – we'd polish up the whole country! As an incentive, participants could receive a small stipend."
2. "Now why on Earth should hard-working citizens do this?" asks the Warden of @@CAPITAL@@ Penitentiary, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We've got plenty of worthless criminals sitting around with their thumbs up their butts. Give these scum something worthwhile to do. They'll get to pay off their debt to society by helping clean it up!"
3. "It's not enough to just clean it up," asserts the CEO of Showers of Flowers. "We need a massive project to show @@REGION@@ how proud of our country we truly are. With a whole lot of government funds, my company could build the Hanging Gardens of @@CAPITAL@@. Picture it now: flowing vines down the walls, blooming daisies, baskets of chrysanthemums, thousands upon thousands of tourists. Think of the pride. Think of the money."
4. "Why are we wasting our time with this nonsense?" asks infamous miser @@RANDOMNAME@@. "All this hullabaloo over a little trash. Here's a news flash: there's always going to be trash! A bunch of hippies prancing around on the government's dime ain't gonna change that! You should know better than to spend our tax @@CURRENCY@@s on such frivolous endeavors. Why don't you beautify our wallets instead and give us a tax break?"
Issue by: The Bleu Moon of Luna Amore
Editor: Lenyo
by Burgera » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:44 pm
1. "Our wonderful country is being buried by this refuse!" wails SPU@@NAMEINITIALS@@ President @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It's simply a disgrace! We need funding and able-bodied men and women to stage a monthly clean-up of our once-treasured land. We'd pick up litter, plant trees, touch up the paint on the old courthouse – we'd polish up the whole country! As an incentive, participants could receive a small stipend."
by Andacantra » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:49 pm
by Insaniragica » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:05 pm
by Luna Amore » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:38 pm
Insaniragica wrote:Hey Just curious, are my citizens being sneaky with me? I mean, InsanePayne has outlawed all computer use yet the citizens keep appealing me to do something about all the spam they are getting. The issue name is "Computer Users Fed up with Heaps Of Spam"
My secret police force must be in on it!
by Riasy » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:56 pm
by Andacantra » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:34 am
by Burgera » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:31 pm
#134: The Truth Is Out There? [Nation of Quebec; ed:Lenyo]
The Issue
After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over @@RANDOMNAME@@'s sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.
by Apieceofswisscheese » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:42 pm
by Insaniragica » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:06 am
Luna Amore wrote:Insaniragica wrote:Hey Just curious, are my citizens being sneaky with me? I mean, InsanePayne has outlawed all computer use yet the citizens keep appealing me to do something about all the spam they are getting. The issue name is "Computer Users Fed up with Heaps Of Spam"
My secret police force must be in on it!
I looked over your nation and you have not banned computers from what I'm seeing. That said, that issue does need to be looked at. Thanks for the report.
by Sanctaria » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:07 am
Insaniragica wrote:Luna Amore wrote:I looked over your nation and you have not banned computers from what I'm seeing. That said, that issue does need to be looked at. Thanks for the report.
Ah, my mistake. Is there like a way I can see what I've banned or made illegal? The nation page only has a small view of changes and the news flash thingy at the bottom of the screen only goes back like six days or so..
by Burgera » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:01 pm
by Sanctaria » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:39 pm
Burgera wrote:And yes, it's really @@NAME@@ City and not @@CAPITAL@@ in this issue.
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