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by The Saint James Islands » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:58 pm
Classical republican, environmental student
Pro: Parliamentarism, civic virtue, positive liberty, soft Euroscepticism, the scientific method, facts
Anti: Presidentialism, authoritarianism, corruption, populism, hard Euroscepticism, misinformation
IC posts made by this nation are non-canonical.
This nation does not reflect my actual political views.
Do not use orally after using rectally.Guilherme Magalhães
Senator for Ilhas de Santiago Ocidentais
Staunchly independent
[23:53] <StJames> ^fake news^
The death of the West will not be a homicide, but a suicide.
by The Nihilistic view » Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:50 pm
by The State of Czecho-Slovakia » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:11 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:25 pm
Unicario wrote:The Nihilistic view wrote:"I am proud to stand before you today, a member of the National Freedom coalition government and supporter of the repeal that has just passed of the protection of workers act. This was protection act was a tyranny of a bill that did not treat all citizens equally under the law for the same base action, it gives me great pleasure to see the almost entire current government working to pass this repeal and truly working towards the freedom and equality of all citizens under the law. I thank all those who supported the repeal form all parties a believe that we as a government are making a real difference to the people of this nation."
A random left-wing MP threw an egg at the Senator.
by Unicario » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:57 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:01 pm
by Unicario » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:02 pm
by New Bierstaat » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:04 pm
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
POLITICAL COMPASS
Economic +2.75
Social +1.28
Thomas Jefferson wrote:I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
by Unicario » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:05 pm
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
by The Nihilistic view » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:08 pm
by Regnum Dominae » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:09 pm
by The Nihilistic view » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:11 pm
Regnum Dominae wrote:Is it allowed to motion for the "Miscellaneous" and "Business & Finance" categories to be combined for the next round of voting?
by Belmaria » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:12 pm
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
by Unicario » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:12 pm
Belmaria wrote:Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:"Madame Hoxenhollern, I rather wish I would not have to come up there and remove you, so please. Come down here." said the constabled.
OOC: With an admin hat on, New Zepuha smote the random senator with his retcon blade. Seeing as it is not acceptable to RP anyone but your senator in an Admin OPed thread.
OOC: Oh yeah? Watch this.
IC: One of Jonathon's bodyguards punched the police officer, then ran out the door.
by Constabularies of Aurentina » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:16 pm
by Unicario » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:17 pm
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:The Constable rolled his eyes and took a booklet from his front pocket in his tactical vest. "Disorderly conduct. I could charge you with Battery, but this is just silly." he said writing in the booklet. "Here, I'm fining you £120 for Disorderly Conduct. Please don't goof around again, and have a nice day." he handed her the ticket and was punched.
The four constables in the front lobby un-holstered there batons and formed in front of the door barring the man's exit.
by Belmaria » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:21 pm
by The Nihilistic view » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:23 pm
Unicario wrote:Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:The Constable rolled his eyes and took a booklet from his front pocket in his tactical vest. "Disorderly conduct. I could charge you with Battery, but this is just silly." he said writing in the booklet. "Here, I'm fining you £120 for Disorderly Conduct. Please don't goof around again, and have a nice day." he handed her the ticket and was punched.
The four constables in the front lobby un-holstered there batons and formed in front of the door barring the man's exit.
She helped the man up and said, "Sounds cool, thanks." She turned to Boris and said, "Want me to replace your suit for you? I mean, it's the least I can do. I apologize, my... hormones are a bit up lately because of the baby."
She rubbed the back of her neck and folded the ticket up and programmed into her iPhone. "Pay the ticket at earliest convenience"
She turned back to the officer, "Would you like me to phone an ambulance...? Or take you to the hospital... or... because you should probably get that nose looked at."
by Constabularies of Aurentina » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:24 pm
by Unicario » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:27 pm
The Nihilistic view wrote:Unicario wrote:
She helped the man up and said, "Sounds cool, thanks." She turned to Boris and said, "Want me to replace your suit for you? I mean, it's the least I can do. I apologize, my... hormones are a bit up lately because of the baby."
She rubbed the back of her neck and folded the ticket up and programmed into her iPhone. "Pay the ticket at earliest convenience"
She turned back to the officer, "Would you like me to phone an ambulance...? Or take you to the hospital... or... because you should probably get that nose looked at."
"There is really no need I caught it. Here, it's seems this £120 egg is yours." *holds out the egg*
"Your lucky the PWA has just been repealed or you would be done for assault of a worker." Smiled charmingly.
Constabularies of Aurentina wrote:The Constable cupped his bleeding nose and nodded. "Yeah.. I think this needs to get checked out."
by Belmaria » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:42 pm
by Constabularies of Aurentina » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:44 pm
by The Nihilistic view » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:50 pm
President Pro-Tempore of the Senate wrote:Miscellaneous
To deal with issues that do not fit under any other category provided
Section A:
- Security from Past Punishment Act
- Zoo and Aquarium Standards Act
- Youth Politics Act
by Skeckoa » Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:52 pm
First Amendment to the Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act
Author: Benito Calvino (LPA), Sponsors: Chris Dellafoca (ND), Emilia Nuckerberg (ALM), Joshua Burchutt (RG), D. Pope-Langley (ALM), H. Ainin, Esquire, Privy Councillor for Tonga, Fellow of the Order of Guatemala, 1st Class (ND)
Urgency: Moderate
Section: Order
Noting that
(1) The prohibition of those who have committed Bestiality from Zoos and places of business that sell animals as well is absolutely unenforceable due to the fact that the database of offenders is only accessible to police due to the parameters of the original Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act and
(2) The required time to see a psychiatrist is by far too lengthy given the circumstances of this act and does not specify with how much frequency should this psychiatrist should be visited by the said violator of the act
HEREBY RENDERS NULL and VOID the following lines from the act:
“The person who commits such an act shall also be banned... going into zoos and places of business that sell animals”
and
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum time with a psychiatrist for two years”
Replacing the latter with the following:
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum of 7 visits of at least an hour/visit or more each with a psychiatrist over a minimum period of at least 6 months. This minimum can be raised at the discretion of a judge depending on the severity of the specific case or culprit.”
[box][size=150][b]First Amendment to the Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act[/b][/size]
Author: Benito Calvino (LPA), Sponsors: Chris Dellafoca (ND), Emilia Nuckerberg (ALM), Joshua Burchutt (RG), Eileen Pope-Langley (ALM)
Urgency: Moderate
Section: Order
Noting that
(1) The prohibition of those who have committed Bestiality from Zoos and places of business that sell animals as well is absolutely unenforceable due to the fact that the database of offenders is only accessible to police due to the parameters of the original Bestiality (Zoophilia) Act and
(2) The required time to see a psychiatrist is by far too lengthy given the circumstances of this act and does not specify with how much frequency should this psychiatrist should be visited by the said violator of the act
HEREBY RENDERS NULL and VOID the following lines from the act:
“The person who commits such an act shall also be banned... going into zoos and places of business that sell animals”
and
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum time with a psychiatrist for two years”
Replacing the latter with the following:
“Bestiality shall be punished with a minimum of 7 visits of at least an hour/visit or more each with a psychiatrist over a minimum period of at least 6 months. This minimum can be raised at the discretion of a judge depending on the severity of the specific case or culprit.”[/box]
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