I've only got two...
And they're just toys...
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by Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:37 pm
by Neo Arcad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:59 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Constaniana » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:07 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:19 pm
by Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:20 pm
by Neo Arcad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:14 pm
Olthar wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
At least you have two!
I haven't told my family that I'm a brony, so I can't have any plushies...
Good god. Why not? You're just telling them that you like a kids' show. It's the not like you're coming out as gay or telling them that they're adopted. Just do it already. Seriously.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:17 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Olthar wrote:Good god. Why not? You're just telling them that you like a kids' show. It's the not like you're coming out as gay or telling them that they're adopted. Just do it already. Seriously.
I really should, especially since I've told my little sister. We talk about ponies sometimes. *nod*
by The Inritus Extraho » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:22 am
Olthar wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
I really should, especially since I've told my little sister. We talk about ponies sometimes. *nod*
You know, if it helps, you could always do the fake out reveal.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I accidentally got a girl pregnant."
"WHAT!?"
"No. Just kidding. I actually just watch a kids' show about ponies."
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:23 am
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:23 am
by Escalan Corps-Star Island » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:24 am
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:19 pm
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:31 pm
by Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:35 pm
Olthar wrote:I also went to the bathroom in the ladies' room because the men's room was occupied. This is just such a great day!
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:08 pm
by Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:32 pm
Olthar wrote:I'm an mtf transwoman.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:34 pm
by Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:36 pm
Olthar wrote:Kassaran wrote:Not certain of that abbreviation, mind educating me? O_o I don't quite understand.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_woman
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:39 pm
Kassaran wrote:
I go to click it, but then worry about my mother in the other room walking in and seeing the page. Is it "work-safe"?
by Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:42 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:43 pm
by Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:49 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:50 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:52 pm
Kassaran wrote:I just don't know how to feel about this.
I'm moreover slightly confused about the misidentification part, because you're male or female based on body-parts, not on mentality. The latter is just, well, I don't know, confusing in and of itself really. I mean, come on, isn't it logical to conclude that you're male if you have a penis, or female if you have a vagina, there's nothing complicated about it.
by Kassaran » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 am
Olthar wrote:Kassaran wrote:I just don't know how to feel about this.
I'm moreover slightly confused about the misidentification part, because you're male or female based on body-parts, not on mentality. The latter is just, well, I don't know, confusing in and of itself really. I mean, come on, isn't it logical to conclude that you're male if you have a penis, or female if you have a vagina, there's nothing complicated about it.
Gender =/= sex, but I don't want to derail this thread, so go into NSG if you want more information about transgenderism.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
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