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by The Merchant Republics » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:17 pm
by Neo Arcad » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:18 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Boston and Surrounding Provinces » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:21 pm
Empire of Narnia wrote:I wish I could sell my body parts for money. I would buy so many toys.
Altraxa wrote:With Cthulu, all things are possible. Remember, impossible is a word for those who haven't sacrificed enough virgins
Eaglleia wrote:Clearly, there needs to be a dinosaur rights act to properly define the acceptable treatment of dinosaurs.
by Petrovia- » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:21 pm
by Alouite » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:38 pm
by Victorious Decepticons » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:48 pm
Magical Equestria wrote:Victorious Decepticons wrote:Free labor and deadstock, with deadstock eventually winning out. This terminology reflects the fact that most of us immediately saw them as beasts of burden that are humanoid enough to be useful slaves.
Needless to say, anyone who goes poking around our mines is in for a horrifying surprise.
Says the nation that tried to build a zombie empire.
Though it raises the question--how can you tell a zombie Decepticon apart from a normal one?
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
by Ultramania (Ancient) » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:50 pm
by Maqtrybama » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:14 pm
by Greater Manchuria » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:04 am
by Elmyta » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:19 am
by Great Empire of Gamilus » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:45 am
by Vaxon » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:19 am
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."
-A Mack Saying.
by Vixia » Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:06 am
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