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by The North Polish Union » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:10 am
Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum wrote:keep your wet opinions to yourself. Byzantium and Ottoman will not come again. Whoever thinks of this wet dream will feel the power of the Republic's secular army.
Minskiev wrote:You are GP's dross.
Petrovsegratsk wrote:NPU, I know your clearly a Polish nationalist, but wtf is up with your obssession with resurrecting the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth?
The yoshin empire wrote:Grouping russians with slavs is like grouping germans with french , the two are so culturally different.
by Nordratic Polaris » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:29 am
by Bodoboli Anovan Mission » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:35 am
Nordratic Polaris wrote:What's the point of Comdemning someone if this is what it leads up to ?
by Yelda » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:13 pm
Terravoss wrote:Really Kenny a Telegram campaign now?
I particually loved this part:Its arguments are weak and unconvincing (even the mods said as much when they responded to a legality check)
Seems funny since both Crazy, AND Sedge voted FOR it.
And now for all those who did not get the TG I present to you:Apologies for the mass-mailing. I just wanted to drop you a quick line about the resolution currently at vote, Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny". It is my strong hope that you will vote AGAINST it.
Why would a nation be against the repeal of its own condemnation, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. It's just not good enough. Its arguments are weak and unconvincing (even the mods said as much when they responded to a legality check), its composition leaves much to be desired, and it demonstrates a distinct lack of understanding, both of the target nation (i.e., me) and the accusations lodged against it. SC mods warn members not to submit repeals that do not directly address the arguments in the resolution, and this repeal doesn't even come close to doing that. Instead, it just rattles off a list of good things my nation has supposedly done (while relying on easily changeable game mechanics like whether my nation is in the WA or not), and then shruggingly asserts that the accusations made in the actual condemnation mean nothing.
It is my considered belief that the very first condemnation of a nation to be passed by the WA -- and the admittedly brilliant prose of its author -- deserve a far better response than this. This sort of "commendation-as-repeal" argument only promotes lazy proposal-writing, and does the Security Council a profound disservice. I can be persuaded to support a repeal that actually does seek to address and disprove (rather than avoid) the charges against my nation, but this falls significantly short of the mark. I am voting against, and I pray that you'll join me.
But if you're already against this, you dislike me, you think I do deserve the scorn of the WA, or you just like the glimmer of the badge on my nation, more power to you, I guess. Vote early and often.
Thanks for hearing me out!
Kenny"
So lets run this down?
- You join the WA
- You change your pre title to try and discredit the repeal
- You alter AO's WFE
- You suppress the forum posts on AO's forum that I linked to, showing your plans to try and defeat this
- You accuse me of making this personal
- You get your cronies to try and either derail the thread, or turn this into me
- A TG campaign with stamps.
Did I miss anything?
All of this just proves more and more, that you know the original condemnation was weak, and this has a reasonably good chance of passing. Bravo Sir. As I have said before "I bow before your superior intellect". KHANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alqania » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:38 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:44 pm
Christom wrote:All this is, is another example of AO trying their damnedest to preserve the integrity of the WA.
by United Federation of Canada » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:37 pm
Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Christom wrote:All this is, is another example of AO trying their damnedest to preserve the integrity of the WA.
Yeah, we do that a lot. And a thankless job it is too, with so many members being so easily won over by bullshit like this repeal. United Federation of Canada's proposals are a rare exception, however. Somehow the WA always knows enough to shoot those down.
by Retired WerePenguins » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:49 pm
by Ponderosa » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:50 pm
Retired WerePenguins wrote:You know Omigodtheykilledkenny, you should never mention a demon's name. They always magically appear whenever their name is mentioned.
Retired WerePenguins wrote:That's the one thing I like about the WA; it allows me to shove my moral compass up your legislative branch, assuming a majority agrees.
Steve Prefontaine wrote:The best pace is a suicide pace, and today is a good day to die.
Christopher Hitchens wrote:Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence.
by United Federation of Canada » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:54 pm
Retired WerePenguins wrote:You know Omigodtheykilledkenny, you should never mention a demon's name. They always magically appear whenever their name is mentioned.
by Retired WerePenguins » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:30 pm
United Federation of Canada wrote:Yeah, I might do something that will "Totally blow your mind!" right?
by The Lorians » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:13 pm
The Empire of the Lorians
WA Delegate from Cascadia
Former Chancellor-President of and Delegate from the League of International Socialists
Former Grand Chancellor of and Delegate from Zodiac Universe
Former delegate from Persis
Former delegate from Abertawe
Former delegate from Katasia
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:44 pm
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:In the Name of the Eternal Kawaii, may the Cute One be praised
We rise in outraged opposition to this repeal. We can think of no other nation in this Assembly more worthy of condemnation than the renegade leaders of Omigodtheykilledkenny. Might we remind the delegates that during a national crisis, our nation was the victim of a dastardly sneak-attack by Kennyite forces under the false pretext of preventing our nation from acquiring weapons of mass destruction. OMGTKK has yet to pay reparations for the destruction they caused in that imposed war. And to further their affrontary, they have the gall to keep a known war criminal, Commander Jenny Chiang, on their ambassadorial staff in this assembly. For her deeds in the war OMGTKK unleashed upon our nation, Commander Chiang has been charged with the desecration of Kawaiian shrines and the murder of Sanrio kittens, acts which she has publicly boasted of.
Esteemed delegates, is THIS the sort of people we should see fit to readmit into the company of respectable nation-states? We should think not!
by Abacathea » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:13 am
by Nexum » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:17 am
by The Palentine » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:37 am
by Habababaslavia » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:11 am
by Crazy girl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:15 am
Yelda wrote:Terravoss wrote:Really Kenny a Telegram campaign now?
I particually loved this part:
Seems funny since both Crazy, AND Sedge voted FOR it.
And now for all those who did not get the TG I present to you:
So lets run this down?
- You join the WA
- You change your pre title to try and discredit the repeal
- You alter AO's WFE
- You suppress the forum posts on AO's forum that I linked to, showing your plans to try and defeat this
- You accuse me of making this personal
- You get your cronies to try and either derail the thread, or turn this into me
- A TG campaign with stamps.
Did I miss anything?
All of this just proves more and more, that you know the original condemnation was weak, and this has a reasonably good chance of passing. Bravo Sir. As I have said before "I bow before your superior intellect". KHANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/10. Would not read again.
Post less.
by Abacathea » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:33 am
Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:In the Name of the Eternal Kawaii, may the Cute One be praised
We rise in outraged opposition to this repeal. We can think of no other nation in this Assembly more worthy of condemnation than the renegade leaders of Omigodtheykilledkenny. Might we remind the delegates that during a national crisis, our nation was the victim of a dastardly sneak-attack by Kennyite forces under the false pretext of preventing our nation from acquiring weapons of mass destruction. OMGTKK has yet to pay reparations for the destruction they caused in that imposed war. And to further their affrontary, they have the gall to keep a known war criminal, Commander Jenny Chiang, on their ambassadorial staff in this assembly. For her deeds in the war OMGTKK unleashed upon our nation, Commander Chiang has been charged with the desecration of Kawaiian shrines and the murder of Sanrio kittens, acts which she has publicly boasted of.
Esteemed delegates, is THIS the sort of people we should see fit to readmit into the company of respectable nation-states? We should think not!
As it happened, the "known war criminal" (now Captain Chiang) just happened to be sitting in on the repeal debate, adorned in her finest, kinkiest-looking leatherwear, rolling her eyes at the latest nonsensical accusations to be lodged against her and her nation by the Kawaiian diehards. Flashing a most evil smile at their delegation, she calmly rose to offer her response (all the time keeping a vigilant eye out for any overzealous ICC official who might have been attending that day's conference, poised to arrest her over the Kawaiians' frivolous claims):
Thank you, Nuncia, for that most enlightened history lesson about your screwy nation and its even screwier Kitten Revolution -- which you idiots still managed to lose despite lacking any actual, sapient opponents. And thank you once again for reminding us that no good deed goes unpunished, even when a perfectly well-meaning country like ours seeks to send in a few harmless peacekeepers to restore order and help you dismantle your nation's illegal nuclear-weapons program, just because a few of those penguin paratroopers we selflessly dispatched to your homeland accidentally exploded once they landed in your capital city. When are you guys finally going to let that go? I mean, really. It's been eight years! Even when we try to raise your embattled countrymen's spirits -- like we did with that pop concert we graciously held in Sanrio City to try to calm everybody down and relax your psychotic rampaging kittens -- it's still not enough! Well, you can't blame us for trying, I guess. And as a goodwill gesture, just to show there are no hard feelings, we have arranged a very special treat for you. She was such a smash hit when she performed in your country the last time, we just had to bring her back for some more. Here she is, all the way from Los Angeles, California, ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!
Rousing cheers, drowning out just a little more jeers than were necessary, greeted the songtress's sudden surprise appearance in the Council chambers, as she energetically rushed down the aisle and bounded up the steps to the dais, her band already having set up as the captain was speaking. Enthusiastically, she grabbed the microphone to try to rev up the crowd: "Whoo! World Assembly Security Council! How are you all doing?!...You know, some people like to look down on the great nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny...that's right. They try to mock us and belittle us and put us down, just because we invaded just a few harmless nations looking for nonexistent weapons of mass destruction, or because our troops sexually assaulted just a few of their countries' busty prostitutes, or because our ex-president snorted just a little bit of cocaine off their princess's breasts -- or even because our region gave sanctuary to just a few little Osiran usurpers." She paused for laughter. "And then, there are guys like the delegation from Terravoss--" (she paused again to wave at them: "Oo, there you are! Aren't you guys adorable?!") "--who try to insult us in a more subtle and underhanded way, by trying to say that we're just too nice for this Council to pay any mind to, that we're not really a threat to anyone, that maybe we wouldn't be better off being Commended by the WA..." A chorus of boos rang out across the assembly chamber, showing the audience's displeasure of the repeal and the delegation proposing it. "By the way guys, for future reference," Ashlee continued, turning slightly to show the Terravossians her posterior: "this--" (slap) "is your ass, and this" (point) "is your elbow!" More cheering. "But only we know what kind of people the Kennyites really are, right?" Cheers. "We're not nice. We're not nonthreatening. We're not good. In fact, we might be just a little bit..."
More cheers rang out as the band immediately launched into a reverent rendition of Michael Jackson's "Bad," and Ms. Simpson treated all attending to a sample of her lovely "singing voice":
YOUR BUTT IS OURS!
GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT!
JUST SHOW YOUR FACE!
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
WE'RE TELLING YOU!
ON HOW WE FEEL!
GONNA HURT YOUR MIND!
DON'T SHOOT TO KILL!
COME ON, COME ON!
LAY IT ON ME, ALRIGHT!
The crowd continued to roar, even through this unbearable cover, about as lame and uninspired as -- well, you know. Undeterred, Simpson's awful tone-deaf screeching carried on thus, sure to trigger any Sanrio kitten's impulse for destruction, were any around:
WELL THEY SAY THE SKY'S THE LIMIT--
AND TO US THAT'S REALLY TRUE--
BUT MY FRIEND YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING--
JUST WAIT TILL WE GET THROUGH--
BECAUSE WE'RE BAD!!!! WE'RE BAD!!! COME ON!
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD!!! WE'RE BAD!!! YOU KNOW IT!
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD!! WE'RE BAD!! YOU KNOW--
AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO ANSWER RIGHT NOW--
JUST TO TELL YOU ONCE AGAIN--
"Ow!" came an interjection from the rear of the chamber, as delegates turned to behold a slim, well-built fellow, wearing a Fedora hat and a single, sequined glove, moonwalking effortlessly down the aisle as Simpson and band continued to play. He stopped and broke into a Jackson-esque jig as he reached the delegation from the Eternal Kawaii, neatly punctuating his dance with a swift kick to a Kawaiian diplomat's nuts. The audience groaned sympathetically, as the Kennyite proceeded down the aisle toward the Crissian contingent:
BECAUSE WE'RE BAD!! (Kick! Groan.) WE'RE BAD!! YOU KNOW IT!
The nutkicking ambassador danced his way over the Stark delegation, this time shouting over the din: "Yo, it's a great day for a Red Wedding, punks!"
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD! (Kick! Groan.) WE'RE BAD!! (Kick. Groan.) COME ON!
And so the melee persisted, with Ashlee Simpson assaulting the Councilmembers' eardrums and Susa assaulting their family jewels. At one point, Ashlee paused to make a shout-out to a friendly delegation in the crowd, only to hear her own voice still singing along with the band, and thus thoroughly embarrassed, she just stopped trying and began to dance an odd little jig up on the stage. Charitably, however, the audience barely seemed to notice, as Susa danced up to the prime culprit, the Terravossian ambassador, grasped his shoulders firmly, kneed him cleanly and painfully once in the groin, and once more for good measure.
...WHO'S BAD?
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:53 am
by Yelda » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:32 pm
Sedgistan wrote:A telegram campaign on a proposal is fair game to discuss in that proposal's thread. Terravoss's contributions to the debate haven't been great, but that post was more useful than Yelda's.
by Crazy girl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:05 pm
by Yelda » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:20 pm
Crazy girl wrote:Here is some advice to you, then. Discuss the proposal, instead of attacking other players with childish jibes and picspam.
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