by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:37 pm
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:51 pm
To: Unknown Entity
From: The Equalsun Empire
This is an EOEN claim. Leave or be destroyed.
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:56 pm
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:31 pm
Aliens, respond. You have two choices: Surrender or die.
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:32 pm
We will not surrender to foreign invaders.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:43 pm
As you wish.
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:47 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:
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As you wish.
The EOEN ships disappear, completely vanishing from sight.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:00 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:05 pm
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:12 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:16 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:One phrase spells doom for the Alien fleet, one that has made civilizations fall and empires cease to exist.
"All EOEN ships, open fire."
In a deadly chorus of blue, lasers shoot from the EOEN ships. Though a fair amount of Sequencers and a Solar Sequencer or two were destroyed in the initial Alien volley, it was nothing compared to the million lights of death raining upon the foes who dare challenge the might of the Eldar. On the ground, however, it was a different story. Even with the unlimited air support, the EOEN Eclipse marines and supporting Arachnids were having trouble punching a hole in the Alien defenses. With their fewer numbers, the EOEN soldiers could not compete with the more numerous aggressors. The advance slowly grinds to a halt, the battlefield coming to a bloody stalemate. Ever so slightly, the Aliens gain an advantage.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:28 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:30 pm
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:40 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:43 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:Eldenor sat in the bridge of the Valiant, the Supreme Sequencer currently destroying ship after enemy ship.
"Sir, they're retreating!"
Eldenor does not hesitate. "Arm GW's, and work on pulling our ground troops back! We need to go after them!"
"Sir, they left a rearguard of fighters that's troubling us, and our ground forces are all but decimated. There's no saving them."
The Commodore slumped back, his fingers on his temples. A defeat. The first in millennia, if he remembered correctly. "Prep the bombardment lasers. They will pay. Rig teleports to get all remaining ground troops out of there."
As the troops are withdrawn, lasers flare to life, destroying everything on the surface below. The systematic, impersonal glassing of Reach had begun.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:45 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:56 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:Eldenor hears the cries of the aliens, but retains a hard will. These aliens must witness what happens to the enemies of the Empire.
The Capitol of the planet, though, would serve as an example. Legions of Arachnids and Eclipse were landed, and started to march on the city.
The Planetary Fortress was also an example. The most defended place on the planet was hit by a single missile. In a split second, the entire city was condensed into a ball the size of a marble.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:00 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:01 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:As the Eclipse and Arachnids are met with the resistance, Sequencers swoop low and start point-bombarding enemy troops. Meanwhile, the Encryptos on the enemy flagship find a nice blue box to hide in.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:11 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:19 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:As the fighter-bombers are introduced to Flare fighters, the Encryptos blink into the center of the ship. That should confuse, well, everyone. "Where the heck are we now?" Eliana whispers to her fellow Encryptos. They were now lost.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:21 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Vortukia » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:23 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:As the marine is talking to thin air, there is no answer.
Casualties: One wall.
As the Arachnids are disabled by the super-soldiers, a squad of Encryptos arrive, another game-changing presence on the battlefield. A deadly duel of Super-soldier on Super-soldier develops.
by Equalsun Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:32 pm
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
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