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[Joke] On Crimethink

Postby Sciongrad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:57 am

Category: Political Stability | Strength: Strong | Proposed by: Sciongrad


The General Assembly,

Noting that the WorAss is plusgood, and that Big Sister is doubleplusgood,

Belieiving that crimethink is doubleplusungood, as it is a betrayal of the nurturing bosom of Big Sister and the WorAss,

Contending that MembNats should speedwise eliminate oldthink and embrace goodthink,

And to this end resolves;

  1. Thoughtcrime against the WorAss shall be prohibited; only goodthink is permitted;

  2. MembNats will embrace blackwhite, and accept the commands of the WorAss as doubleplusgood, for all of the commands of the WorAss are doubleplusgood;

  3. Establishes the International Narcs & Gendarme for Sorting Out Crimethink (INGSOC), which shall be responsible for enforcing WorAss doctrine and vaporizing thought criminals;

  4. Vaporized thought criminals shall henceforth be referred to as unpersons, who shall not be considered to have existed, and therefore, neither shall this clause.


With all the talk of freedom of thought, I figured that I could never let such radical ideals compromise the thought purity of the World Assembly. And so I've written what I think is an appropriate solution. I'd ask for your criticisms, but then you'd be committing thoughtcrime... ;)
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Albrook
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Postby Albrook » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:57 am

All shall embrase INGSOC or end up in the newly formed Ministry of Love!

Nice one man. You got a future. :>

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Postby Point Breeze » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:58 am

A while back there was a thread in NSG about what should be considered common knowledge. It is my personal opinion that references to a certain piece of literature should be included in that. Thank you for proving my point.

That said, this resolution will ensure goodthink and certainly help us in our fight against Eastasia (or is it Eurasia...)!
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Postby Sciongrad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:43 pm

Point Breeze wrote:A while back there was a thread in NSG about what should be considered common knowledge. It is my personal opinion that references to a certain piece of literature should be included in that. Thank you for proving my point.

That said, this resolution will ensure goodthink and certainly help us in our fight against Eastasia (or is it Eurasia...)!


The goodthink of MembNats will rid the world of its primitive oldthinkers in a global heat of passion! Glory to Oceania! Glory to Big Sister!
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Postby Araraukar » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:11 pm

Could people please stop it with the joke threads? Three on first page is at least 2 too much.
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Postby Romberg » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:13 pm

doubleplusgoodthink.

Approved.

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Postby Atlaniegan Union » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:15 pm

Point Breeze wrote:A while back there was a thread in NSG about what should be considered common knowledge. It is my personal opinion that references to a certain piece of literature should be included in that. Thank you for proving my point.

That said, this resolution will ensure goodthink and certainly help us in our fight against Eastasia (or is it Eurasia...)!



It is both Eastasia and Eurasia!
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Postby Sciongrad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:15 pm

Araraukar wrote:Could people please stop it with the joke threads? Three on first page is at least 2 too much.


OOC: I'm not entirely sure if it's a trend or just total coincidence, but I'd wager the latter. I happened to notice a topic and quickly made a pop culture connection, so I thought I'd have at it. :p
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Postby The IASM » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:19 pm

Doubleplusgood, the Thinkpol is doubleplusgood, Big Brother is doubleplusgood.
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Postby Romberg » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:20 pm

My good sir, it's Big Sister, not Big Brother here :p
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Postby Helltank » Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:47 am

VAPORIZE IASM IMMEDIATE

REF. UNPERSONS(BIGBROTHER), POSS. CRIMETHINK AT BIGSISTER
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Postby The IASM » Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:56 am

Romberg wrote:My good sir, it's Big Sister, not Big Brother here :p

Vapourised, Big Brother always.

Helltank wrote:VAPORIZE IASM IMMEDIATE

REF. UNPERSONS(BIGBROTHER), POSS. CRIMETHINK AT BIGSISTER

Thinkpol vapourise helltank for throughcrime!
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20:22 Kirav Normal in Akai is nightmare fuel in the rest of the world.
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Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
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Postby Helltank » Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:59 am

THINKPOL DECLINE REQ. REASON:DO NOT "VAPOURISE", "VAPORIZE". ALSO NOT CONCERN WITH THOROUGHCRIME, ONLY THOUGHTCRIME. ALSO BIGSISTER IS WATCH YOU
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Postby Corporation de Apple » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:48 am

WorAss... classic :P
And wouldn't strength be plusmild?
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Postby Helltank » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:21 pm

Doubleplusmild, actually.
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Postby Bodobol » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:29 pm

Just finished reading 1984 not too long ago, this is hilarious.
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Postby Helltank » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:34 pm

WHAT IS TEXT U REFER TO. 1984 UNBOOK. NOT EXIST. U REF. UNBOOK. PUNISH:VAPORIZATION
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Postby Slafstopia » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:36 pm

If crimethink was banned, Slafstopiathink would be too.

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