LATEST ZOMBIE STATISTICS

[Neu California]

The Region of California is now over halfway zombified.

Is Zombie Reagan the leader of the zombies in California?

You would have to find and ask out leader, but I think it's a toss-up between Zombie Reagan and Zombie Jerry Brown.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

My region is still at the research stage.

Well, looks like I'm finished.

[Damanucus]

Well, New Warsaw Pact is going okay, our rate is starting to drop, and we're only just halfway into the crisis. We may just make it through.

[Zarisa]

Isrania is currently distributing a cure to the regional masses. Our infection issues should be gone by midday to the evening hours.

[Northern Philippine Royale]

Over 100 million was been zombies to my nation

[Ariddia]

I think I'm doomed. More than two thirds of my population are infected, and my scientists have only discovered "potential antibodies".

[Janovick]

I'm researching a cure. And then I'm infecting myself with the disease so I can eat my neighboor and later cure myself. Obviously it will not be a murder. After all, I was a Zombie and everyone knows Zombies are dumb.

Or all this could be just an April Fool's joke, which I bet (and hope) it is.
Infected: 842.000.000
Non-infected: 357.000.000

[Threlizdun]

No one else in my region has reacted to the infection. We may have found a cure, though almost half the population is already infected. We may not be able to distribute it in time. For anyone listening, I love you aldhwvksbeidbdhshdnshdudjsj.………

[Arumdaum]

The Region of California is now over halfway zombified.

Nuuu! D:

[Reino do Brazil]

Research for a cure and extermination in meanwhile.

[Nornheim]

The East Pacific is frantically researching a cure as the zombie ratio soars above 50%. Will the current research pan out, or will it turn out to be a dead end? Or will it be too little, too late?

[Forsher]

Given that The World now has more zombies than survivors should we consider it a destroyed region?

[[violet]]

Honor roll! Regions with 50+ billion citizens and <1% infection rates:

• Ankh Mauta
• Deus ex machina
• Ddor Lomin
• Dreamworld
• Esquarium
• Free Thought
• Kallisto
• Lemuria
• Nederland
• Regions Will Fall
• Space Sector RPRA
• Tareldanore
• The Empire of Gehenna Tartarus
• The House at Pooh Corner
• The NationStates Community
• The Q Continuum
• The Vast

[Damanucus]

Given that The World now has more zombies than survivors should we consider it a destroyed region?

I would actually recommend the cured/purged nations in highly infected regions relocate to the last strongholds of the surviving NS world.

[violet], can we have a list of these "last strongholds"?

[Toronina]

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[TaQud]

Honor roll! Regions with 50+ billion citizens and <1% infection rates:

• Regions Will Fall

Yes. Way to go! (and its ironic)

[San Leggera]

Honor roll! Regions with 50+ billion citizens and <1% infection rates:

• Regions Will Fall

Yes. Way to go! (and its ironic)

Maybe it's time to bring in the big guns - the 20,000,000,000 population nations with 70% zombies!

[Alfaria]

Maybe it's time to bring in the big guns - the 20,000,000,000 population nations with 70% zombies!

Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins...........

[Forsher]

Honor roll! Regions with 50+ billion citizens and <1% infection rates:

• Ankh Mauta
• Deus ex machina
• Ddor Lomin
• Dreamworld
• Esquarium
• Free Thought
• Kallisto
• Lemuria
• Nederland
• Regions Will Fall
• Space Sector RPRA
• Tareldanore
• The Empire of Gehenna Tartarus
• The House at Pooh Corner
• The NationStates Community
• The Q Continuum
• The Vast

Damn, 2.1% less and Orr'd be in there as well.

Given that The World now has more zombies than survivors should we consider it a destroyed region?

I would actually recommend the cured/purged nations in highly infected regions relocate to the last strongholds of the surviving NS world.

[violet], can we have a list of these "last strongholds"?

What's wrong with the list posted above yours?

[Kherkov]

10.6% for the Imperium of Nations...

[Reploid Productions]

10.6% for the Imperium of Nations...

That's still a hell of a lot better than a lot of regions!

[Liberillia]

Oh well, atleast the Liberillia Necrophilia Society aren't complaining for once..
We're pretty much over-run though, yipee!

[TaQud]

10.6% for the Imperium of Nations...

That's still a hell of a lot better than a lot of regions!

Wow thats sad.

[Xeraph]

This is the April Fools Joke isn't it?

Uh, duh....ya think?

[Liberillia]

This is the April Fools Joke isn't it?

Uh, duh....ya think?

Thats actually the April Fools joke in the April Fools joke,
its not actually an April Fools joke, its permanent, the joke is making you all think its a joke
Welcome to the Apocalypse.