by The Archregimancy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:04 am
by Moriskov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:06 am
by Seperates » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:08 am
by Heavenly Peace » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:09 am
by Seperates » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am
by The Archregimancy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am
Azurand wrote:Allah has warn us about those diggers of pit.
by Moriskov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:13 am
Seperates wrote:I didn't even know the tomb was cursed, ok?
by Johz » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:15 am
The Archregimancy wrote:I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...
Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).
Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.
Who's with me?
by Seperates » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:15 am
by Seperates » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:16 am
Johz wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...
Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).
Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.
Who's with me?
Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?
by The Archregimancy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:21 am
Johz wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...
Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).
Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.
Who's with me?
Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?
by Azurand » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:23 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Azurand wrote:Allah has warn us about those diggers of pit.
I know the reference; in my copy of the Koran, the translation of Surah 85, al Buruj, has "accursed are the men of the trench" - but that's even an even clearer condemnation of archaeologists, surely?
No wonder the Saudis are destroying Mecca's heritage.
by Monlyth » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:28 am
Seperates wrote:Johz wrote:Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?
Fuck Indy. Crap archaeologist doesn't even preserve any of the mechnisms, nor go back with a proper team. Just rushes in and rushes out all willy-nilly without learning anything.
by United Gordonopia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:28 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Johz wrote:Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.
by Baiynistan » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:35 am
by The Archregimancy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:54 am
United Gordonopia wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.
Indeed, Arch. Now if you would kindly step onto thesacrificial alterspecial pedestal of honor for our most vehement opposers of those bloody archeologists, we can get this blood offering started!
by Damanucus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:59 am
The Archregimancy wrote:I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...
Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).
Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.
Who's with me?
by Lithatrius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:01 am
by The Archregimancy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:01 am
Damanucus wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...
Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).
Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.
Who's with me?
You've been watching Sanctuary again, haven't you, Arch? "Paver Nocturnus" if my memory serves me?
by Tagmatium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:02 am
North Calaveras wrote:Tagmatium, it was never about pie...
by Johz » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:03 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Johz wrote:Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.
by The Archregimancy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:04 am
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