Gallowfield wrote:*Cries because I can't find love so I just work out in the hopes that a special lady will eventually fall for my physique*
Looks alone won't be enough, you will have to put yourself out there.
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by Saiwania » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:13 pm
Gallowfield wrote:*Cries because I can't find love so I just work out in the hopes that a special lady will eventually fall for my physique*
by Gallowfield » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:16 pm
by Saiwania » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:23 pm
Gallowfield wrote:I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend
by Gallowfield » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:55 pm
by Sucrati » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:13 am
George Washington wrote:"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."
by Anachronous Rex » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:17 am
by Southern Louisiane » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:22 am
by Greed and Death » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:23 am
by Immoren » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:24 am
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Transnapastain » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:26 am
by New haven america » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:27 am
by Gallade » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:17 am
by Immoren » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:17 am
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Immoren » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:21 am
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Greater Okinawa Republic » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:23 am
by Gallade » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:30 am
Greater Okinawa Republic wrote:Because I'm bored, here's a pic of me
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z1eFX8C.jpg[/IMG
by West Macedonia » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:36 am
by The Blaatschapen » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:38 am
greed and death wrote:5'0" 400 pounds and all flab.
by San Leggera » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:53 am
by Gallade » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:59 am
by Torcularis Septentrionalis » Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:29 am
The Andromeda Islands wrote:This! Is! A! Bad! Idea!
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Why are you talking about murder when we are talking about abortion? Murdering a fetus is impossible. It's like smelling an echo. You're not making sense.
by Esternial » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:08 am
San Leggera wrote:Gallade wrote:I don't know why you're so worried about friendzones Trans. You're a married man! ;)
This should explain why.A long time ago (before November 2012), in a galaxy far, far away (Ohio), Trans was the King of the Friendzone. He ruled over the many men and women who were united in their friendships, with not a care in the world.
But one day, he was drunk. And the evil Lord Sedgistan of Modland was bored. Sedgistan's Army decided to mount an invasion of the Friendzonian kingdom, with General Crazy Girl as his right-hand-woman. They charged into battle, with the Modlandian forces having only one goal - kidnap Transapastain. The Friendzonians fled to escape their dooms, no match for the Banhammers and DEATswords of the opposition; and the King of the Friendzone was captured.
Trans was held captive in the basement of one Reploid Seductions with a hangover. A brilliant flash of purple appeared, and in front of him stood the Modlanian Overqueen, [violet]. She faced him with an ultimatum - join the Modland, embrace their powers to become one of them and destroy the Friendzone piece by piece, or be her plaything for an eternity with several body parts maimed beyond recovery, to live an infinite life of pain.
Needless to say, Trans, unable to think clearly from his dehydration, chose the former option; and the Friendzone was changed forever. What had once been the most innocent and happy of places was now a realm of despair and desperation - the home to those cast aside by the ones they desired to become simply their friends. [violet] injected Trans with a syringe of a black, tarry substance - known simply as Evil. He was cursed to serve her demands for as long as she saw fit. And what better place to start than by sabotaging his former Kingdom?
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