OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM "NEWS OF BASEBALL" ON STRAWBEE GOVERNMENT TV CHANNEL 8: THE SPORTS ZONE!!
The glorious nation of Strawbee is once again honored to present the world community the proud and hardworking strawbee national baseball team!
Strawbee National Team
Nickname: Strawbee Baseball Legends
Acronym: STR
Home Field: Warlords Stadium (City of Peerson, Strawbee) Capacity: 41,888
MANAGER: Kevin Saran -Peerson Warlords
OFFICIAL STRAWBEE SPORTS REPORT FOR INTERNATIONAL NEWS AGENCIES:
Strawbee is once again in the World Baseball Classic! The team this year has been completely unchanged as ordered by Great and Honorable Leader, Miss Strawberry. Our Wise leader was extremely pleased with the team's performance and wishes to see what will happen if the group is kept together with 1 more year of tournament experience and another shot.
The team exceeded expectations as our goal was merely to do better than Allinlia, our neighbor to the east. Not only did we beat Allinlia, but we got a 7-3 record for 2nd place in group and made the playoffs in our first year! We also nearly beat Darmen but narrowly lost in 9th inning due to inexperience. Darmen went on to win championship so we almost beat best team in whole world! For our players' thrilling performance and courage they were awarded with world rank #35 and many of our young players got professional contracts from Allinlian Baseball league!
Great and Honorable Leader Miss Strawberry will once again view the games in person and cheer for our team! She has said that she will travel with the team to away matches as well. Our team is a unique team that demonstrates racial unity as we have numerous human, dralin, and pony players. We have drawn Group #3 which has 2 majority pony nations. Great Leader is pony herself and said she is looking forward to vistings.
Strawbee is respected and feared team on world stage now, but they have been placed in Group #3 a very elite group that has some of the very best teams! It is an unlucky draw and will be a truly challenging test for Strawbee team? Can we pull out a win? THE SPORTS ZONE will give you our predictions for the super teams in Group #3:
#1 Group Champion: Equestrian States
Strawbee once again is in group with Equestrian States team. The Equestrian States is truly world elite level team. No, they are best team in entire world! Do not let their world rank #9 fool you! Last World Baseball Classic, Equestrian States team beat Strawbee both games! Wow! They are fierce rivals to Strawbee and are even better looking team this year! Watch out! We predict Equestrian States will win Group #3 easily. lose, maybe 2 games.
#2 Strawbee
Maybe we are too optimistic, baseball fans but we believe in our boys! Strawbee will have very tough time in such a strong group as this, maybe mighty Karditan will take this spot? They are favored team to take 2nd place but we think Strawbee's spirit will prevail. Our team will need all your support and cheers to defeat such powerful opponents in this group, but we can do it!
Our prediction: Strawbee in the playoffs once again! But won't be easy!
#3 Karditan
Karditan is known around world as the cursed team. They get cheated out of rightful playoff spot all the time despite having clearly superior performance and more wins than so many other teams! Why?! Not this year baseball fans! Karditan is one of the best teams this WBC and darkhorse to maybe steal group away from Equestrian States! They are favored team to take 2nd place and even if in third place they will surely make postseason as one of the best four 3rd place teams, despite group's clearly superior strength. They will fight to not be denied playoffs this year, friends!
Our Prediction: 3rd place, but will get in playoffs as very best 3rd place team!
#4 Skeckoa
The X-Factor team of Group #3! Skeckoa is like Strawbee, they are a mighty new team to the WBC and ready to take the world by storm! Watch out! Like Strawbee and Equestrian States, this team made the playoffs last tournament and had dominant winning record just like Strawbee, Equestrian States and Karditan. They are predicted by experts to get 4th place in group but make no mistake! They are big threat to everyone else in group 3. Will they shock Strawbee and steal the playoffs from us? You will need to tune in to find out my friends!
Our prediction: 4th place, but it will be close!
#5 Free Republics
Free Republics are making their debut in the WNC right here and now! Our experts do not know much about this brand newcomer to the big show but from what we have seen they look very good. Group 3 is so strong however that we think they could be in for rough time. But underestimate this team at your own peril viewers! Strawbee was newcomer team and pulled off shocking wins to take group 2nd place. This is a young team with lots of spirit too but faces much stronger group than we did last year.
Our Prediction: 5th place, 3-4 wins
#6 Republic of Lanos
Another mysterious newcomer team! We do not know much about this team either but experts are not so optimistic. They have some players with lots of talent but are in very hard group for any newcomer! They will struggle but we predict at least 1 big upset from this fearless team! Let's hope it's not Strawbee!
Our Prediction: 6th place, 2-3 wins, better luck next time!
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There is our expert predictions sports fans! It is true test of spirit for Strawbee this time! There are so many elite teams in our group and every match will be exciting as Strawbee Baseball team fights for survival on our quest for baseball glory. Our dream is the baseball championship but we have to get through this exciting group first! Can we possibly do it? Tune in to Government channel 8 for LIVE coverage of every match! Good luck baseball heroes!
GLORY TO STRAWBEE
ALL HAIL STRAWBERRY OUR GREAT LEADER
this press document has been reviewed and approved by the official strawbee sports bureau