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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:14 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:22 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:59 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Loki shook his head. "Too many guards, too much magical protection." he explained. "Now, I think you can make your way back to the camp at Pani. Or I'll just tell you where it is-" he snapped a GPS into James' hands. "And I think I'll let you fight through the zombies. You're having some obvious fun with that."
"What about us?' Horn asked.
"Yeah, I'll take you back." he said, grabbing Horn and the soldiers and teleporting them off. "You let out some of your steam here." Then Loki blasted away.
A lot of the undead indeed charged, directly toward Ivy. Odin was busy with a few of the other ones, easily smashing them with his sword and the like. Daisukebot helped out, all of them having a good fun over this.
But then the fun started when a bright blue light appeared in the sky, simply hovering there.
Crowley glanced at the bright blue light in the sky, turning off his flaming surfboard and wave. He looked at Slotheater. "I'll be honest with you- I'm genuinely concerned about whatever Azazel's doing. And I have no idea what that light is." he explained. "This won't be too good though, I can promise that." There was a pause. "By the way, how many of your fellow soldiers have died so far?" He casually asked, seeing a few bear corpses begin to get up.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:06 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:11 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:22 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Then Anton punched the demon that was shooting Aleister. He punched the demon again, and stabbed it with his bone sword. "This isn't good," he noted. He grabbed Aleister's magic sci-fi communicator bullshit. "Get your soldiers and destroy those towers," he ordered Slotheater. He pulled his sword from the demon's chest, and Fus Ro Dah'd it into a nearby building.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:24 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Then Anton punched the demon that was shooting Aleister. He punched the demon again, and stabbed it with his bone sword. "This isn't good," he noted. He looked at Slotheater. "Get your soldiers and destroy those towers," he ordered. He pulled his sword from the demon's chest, and Fus Ro Dah'd it into a nearby building.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:19 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Loki shook his head. "Too many guards, too much magical protection." he explained. "Now, I think you can make your way back to the camp at Pani. Or I'll just tell you where it is-" he snapped a GPS into James' hands. "And I think I'll let you fight through the zombies. You're having some obvious fun with that."
"What about us?' Horn asked.
"Yeah, I'll take you back." he said, grabbing Horn and the soldiers and teleporting them off. "You let out some of your steam here." Then Loki blasted away.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:56 pm
by Constaniana » Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:21 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:42 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Loki shook his head. "Too many guards, too much magical protection." he explained. "Now, I think you can make your way back to the camp at Pani. Or I'll just tell you where it is-" he snapped a GPS into James' hands. "And I think I'll let you fight through the zombies. You're having some obvious fun with that."
"What about us?' Horn asked.
"Yeah, I'll take you back." he said, grabbing Horn and the soldiers and teleporting them off. "You let out some of your steam here." Then Loki blasted away.
James shrugged.
Then carnage happened.
Five minutes later, he was standing face-to-face with Loki, Bizon down to two shots and boots covered in blood and gore.
Constaniana wrote:"Damn cracka's using their gypsy cocaine sorcery on dead homies," Dunefiend ranted, smacking a zombie's head off with a baseball bat like Bullroarer Took in battle with Golfimbul. "Just stop complaining and kill them!" Eldliam shouted, charging a black and white ball of energy in his right hand before firing it into a group of zombies, where it proceeded to explode in a cool, colourful fashion.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:46 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:03 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James shrugged.
Then carnage happened.
Five minutes later, he was standing face-to-face with Loki, Bizon down to two shots and boots covered in blood and gore.
Loki was busy discussing something with a Chinese general, but glanced at James. "What do you need?" he barked.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:10 pm
by Rupudska » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:49 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:14 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:As if on cue to Slotheater's distressed call, something happened. Well, actually, a lot of shit happened. At first, most noticeable was the fact that the bombings were now focusing on the towers, but soon more became apparent. Minotaurs rushed into the battlefield, crushing whatever enemies they could crush and ramming into the foundations of the towers. Giant armored snakes started slithering around the glowing structures and pelted them with fire from their cannons. Shredder birds descended from the sky and started helping against the new armored enemies. Cavalry, both light and heavy, rushed into the battlefield, attacking with their maces, cannons, swords and bombs, and helping injured bear and human forces evacuate. Entire battalions (Or whatever) of demonic wizards chanted together and hurled enormous fireballs at the towers, while walls of infantrydemons shielded them from the enemy, firing with their rifles at anything hostile that approached. A rider charged into the zombie horde in front of Odin, slaying dozens before finally falling. A dozen more riders then charged forth to avenge their brother. Similar things were happening all around the battlefield.
Alastor appeared next to Slotheater with his magic weapon in hand, ready to enter the fray, though he was still in contact with the wizards back at the base.
"You look like shit." He commented as he fired against the demons beyond the flame wall. Then he heard an explosion to his left, and watched as an enemy was torn apart. He looked to his right and saw an infantrymen rushing by and giving him a thumbs up, which the warlord replied to, before hurling a few bolts in his direction to kill a few enemies and return the help. He then continued firing at Slotheater's pursuers.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:27 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:21 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:38 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:"That is incredibly old. I am disappointed. And my job is being done as we speak, thank you." Alastor stated casually as he ducked under a stray thunderbolt, still firing his weapon. He then opened a portal on the ground and dropped Slotheater through it. He would land next to Michael, because really, I don't know where else to send him.
by Ende » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:40 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A lot of the undead indeed charged, directly toward Ivy. Odin was busy with a few of the other ones, easily smashing them with his sword and the like. Daisukebot helped out, all of them having a good fun over this.
But then the fun started when a bright blue light appeared in the sky, simply hovering there.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:44 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Rupudska » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:08 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:45 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The Tank was shot in the chest and started to bleed profusely. But before it did, it gave a powerful dying punch. The punch was so strong that the Bus actually flew, going through the air...and crashing a foot away from James Callahan.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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