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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:21 pm


All glory to Queen Faust!
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never
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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:27 pm

Ifreann wrote:

All glory to Queen Faust!

Yes. Glory to the woman who has nothing to do with the show anymore.
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Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
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Ameri goes to court.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:31 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Quidomne wrote:

What can men do against such reckless scrunching?


Ride out with me, Ifreann. Ride out and meet it.

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy


...

Huh.

Phisych University wrote:Anyways, here's a cute comic to cheer you up.


I have that saved. :p

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Derplight is best ship.


I can't even...

Soxastan wrote:
Immoren wrote::3

Dayum, Lyra. That is a nice...bed you have there.


I agree.

...

She also has a pretty cute ass.

Ceffyltir wrote:I received a hug for wearing a pony shirt.


Nice.

How did that make you feel, though?

Ceffyltir wrote:
Cevalo Nacio wrote:I just imagined MLP characters and Metalocalypse characters

Twilight= Nathan Explosion
Pinkie Pie=Toki
Applejack=Pickles
Rainbow Dash=Squizzgar
Derpy=Rockso
I cant think of anyone for Murderface.

Relevant.


"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

Badass.

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Saurisisia wrote:Gamin'

mac has some harry arms..


About as hairy as mine. Although I am certainly not as cut as he is.

Ameriganastan wrote:Shy Therapy.


World is saved. All done. Nice work, Flutters.

Auzkhia wrote:

Derpy loves her muffins.


Image


Ameriganastan wrote:Am I the only one who hates the "Derpy loves muffins" thing? She said "Muffins" once(And it's damn hard to tell if it was even her saying it) and the fandom treats it like she's obsessed with them.


Yes.

Wisconsin9 wrote:


It exists. I've seen some.



Oh god why



Welcome to the Internet, Mrs. Faust.

Ameriganastan wrote:Congratulations, Lauren Faust. Those jokes were so bad, I now hate you.


Oh no! How will she survive without your approval?!
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:42 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

Congratulations, Lauren Faust. Those jokes were so bad, I now hate you.



Image
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:50 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Congratulations, Lauren Faust. Those jokes were so bad, I now hate you.



Image

Heh. That's funny.
The Incompetent Critic
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The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:00 pm

"She Loves the Sound of Thunder"

"No, Berry!"
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:05 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:

Image

Heh. That's funny.


I hoped you'd like it. :3
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:05 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Ifreann wrote:All glory to Queen Faust!

Yes. Glory to the woman who has nothing to do with the show anymore.

All of it. All the glory.

Quidomne wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
What can men do against such reckless scrunching?


Ride out with me, Ifreann. Ride out and meet it.

For death and glory.




Hmm. Maybe for something else, actually.
Soxastan wrote:Dayum, Lyra. That is a nice...bed you have there.


I agree.

...

She also has a pretty cute ass.

These are facts.


Boo!
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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:11 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Quidomne wrote:Ride out with me, Ifreann. Ride out and meet it.

For death and glory.




Hmm. Maybe for something else, actually.


No, Ifreann.

For Equestria. For your bronies.
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Mad hatters in jeans
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:12 pm

;_:
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:26 pm

Quidomne wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
For death and glory.




Hmm. Maybe for something else, actually.


No, Ifreann.

For Equestria. For your bronies.

That'll work, as long as I don't have to die.
He/Him

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Phisych University
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Postby Phisych University » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:31 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Quidomne wrote:
No, Ifreann.

For Equestria. For your bronies.

That'll work, as long as I don't have to die.


"To order! Knights Sparkle!
To hugs! Legion of the Shy One!
To peace! Army of Awesome!
Raise your flowers! Mystics of Generosity!
Raise your party cannons! Spirits of Partying!
Raise your cider glasses! Rangers of the Apple!

The Angels of Derp, the heralds of the Order of the Sun and Moon, call for Friendship!"

They need someone to lead them, Ifrean and while I can think of many people that are more fit to lead this army, you're the only one I've met on the internet.
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Xiscapia
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Postby Xiscapia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:35 pm



:rofl:

I literally laughed out loud.

Full of win!

Neo Arcad wrote:


I hope you know this is going to get used more often than my favorite bong.
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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:40 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:;_:


...

I...I have to go...
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Lazssia
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Postby Lazssia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:45 pm

Phisych University wrote:
Ifreann wrote:That'll work, as long as I don't have to die.


"To order! Knights Sparkle!
To hugs! Legion of the Shy One!
To peace! Army of Awesome!
Raise your flowers! Mystics of Generosity!
Raise your party cannons! Spirits of Partying!
Raise your cider glasses! Rangers of the Apple!

The Angels of Derp, the heralds of the Order of the Sun and Moon, call for Friendship!"

They need someone to lead them, Ifrean and while I can think of many people that are more fit to lead this army, you're the only one I've met on the internet.

RIDE NOW! RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR LOVE, AND THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!
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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:59 pm

Lazssia wrote:
Phisych University wrote:
"To order! Knights Sparkle!
To hugs! Legion of the Shy One!
To peace! Army of Awesome!
Raise your flowers! Mystics of Generosity!
Raise your party cannons! Spirits of Partying!
Raise your cider glasses! Rangers of the Apple!

The Angels of Derp, the heralds of the Order of the Sun and Moon, call for Friendship!"

They need someone to lead them, Ifrean and while I can think of many people that are more fit to lead this army, you're the only one I've met on the internet.

RIDE NOW! RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR LOVE, AND THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!

They can take our lives! But they'll never take OUR PONIES!
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:19 am

Lazssia wrote:
Phisych University wrote:
"To order! Knights Sparkle!
To hugs! Legion of the Shy One!
To peace! Army of Awesome!
Raise your flowers! Mystics of Generosity!
Raise your party cannons! Spirits of Partying!
Raise your cider glasses! Rangers of the Apple!

The Angels of Derp, the heralds of the Order of the Sun and Moon, call for Friendship!"

They need someone to lead them, Ifrean and while I can think of many people that are more fit to lead this army, you're the only one I've met on the internet.

RIDE NOW! RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR LOVE, AND THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!

Hold your ground - hold your ground! Bronies of NS - of Exile . . . my bronies! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of bronies fails; when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship; but it is not this day - an hour of ponies and shattered plushies, when the Age of Pony comes crashing down - but it is not this day!! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth - I bid you stand, bronies of NS!
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YellowApple
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Postby YellowApple » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:24 am

Ceffyltir wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Am I the only one who hates the "Derpy loves muffins" thing? She said "Muffins" once(And it's damn hard to tell if it was even her saying it) and the fandom treats it like she's obsessed with them.

I think it's a bit ridiculous that it's become a core part of her character, but given that we don't know much else about her, it doesn't bug me much.

Besides, it's cute.


Plus, who doesn't like muffins?

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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:47 am

Run away, Fluttershy!
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Reploid Productions » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:53 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Lazssia wrote:RIDE NOW! RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR LOVE, AND THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!

Hold your ground - hold your ground! Bronies of NS - of Exile . . . my bronies! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of bronies fails; when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship; but it is not this day - an hour of ponies and shattered plushies, when the Age of Pony comes crashing down - but it is not this day!! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth - I bid you stand, bronies of NS!


:clap: Someone needs to draw this. :D
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:56 am

Damn, you guys took that LOTR shit all the way.

Kudos.
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:57 am

Quidomne wrote:Damn, you guys took that LOTR shit all the way.

Kudos.

*takes a bow*

Thank you, I'll be here all- well mos- okay, some of the day.
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:53 am

Quidomne wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:;_:


...

I...I have to go...

womf

Reploid Productions wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Hold your ground - hold your ground! Bronies of NS - of Exile . . . my bronies! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of bronies fails; when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship; but it is not this day - an hour of ponies and shattered plushies, when the Age of Pony comes crashing down - but it is not this day!! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth - I bid you stand, bronies of NS!


:clap: Someone needs to draw this. :D

So who gets to be gollum?
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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:00 am

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Quidomne wrote:...

I...I have to go...

womf


Um...what?
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Postby Ceffyltir » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:02 am

Saurisisia wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:I think it's a bit ridiculous that it's become a core part of her character, but given that we don't know much else about her, it doesn't bug me much.

Besides, it's cute.


Yes, it is.

And I do love muffins myself.

Who doesn't?

YellowApple wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:I think it's a bit ridiculous that it's become a core part of her character, but given that we don't know much else about her, it doesn't bug me much.

Besides, it's cute.


Plus, who doesn't like muffins?

^ He gets it.

Quidomne wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:I received a hug for wearing a pony shirt.


Nice.

How did that make you feel, though?

Very uncomfortable.

Quidomne wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Relevant.


"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

Badass.

Image

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:;_:

I...

I can't even respond at the moment.
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