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by Western Borderlands » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:40 pm
by Dabfia » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:43 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:44 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"No, NVE will be confused for a while. Her head doesn't know how to deal with all the voices anymore, I expect a psychotic breakdown." Arthur said with his voice getting higher. Music played from nowhere.
"Of all the times to need a therapist... and he's bent on killing him." 2Swith's frustration manifested itself in a series of small ticks to the outer corner of her right eye. "I swear, this music is going to make me stroke out. Is this Lovin' Spoonful? Fortu, exactly how old is NVE that he knows all these songs?" She lifted her head and listened to the lyrics. "Granted, he's got excellent taste and it spans some of my favorite decades... I wonder if he'll throw in some big band swing - love it - and possibly some early 1920's jazz? I'm probably the only person in the building who listens to opera and show tunes, so I won't hold my breath for those." She laughed and, distracted, did an awkward groovy dance. 2Swith had rhythm but had never learned any actual dance moves.
Meanwhile...NVE swallowed the the Telluric Interchanger during the transformation. Scarface grunted and nodded in reply. He wrote a quick note...Sorry. When isn't NVE in his right mind?
"NVE is never in his right might, dearest." Swith thoughtfully moved NVE's human female head from side to side, examining her features. "I just don't want to be around when she makes the final deposit on that gizmo you just fed her."
She checked vital signs on Bran and Fortu, pleased that everything seemed to be running smoothly.
That was sarcasm. And NVE wasn't supposed to swallow the Interchanger.
by Western Borderlands » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:51 pm
by The BranRiech » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:53 pm
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:"His age? I can't really say, time travel makes concepts like age irrelevant." Fortu replied. Suddenly, there was a loud banging on the door. "KNOCK! KNOCK!" NVE shouted in a deranged tone hacking away at the door with a giant lollipop. "Oh bloody hell! She found me!" Arthur said as if he was breathing helium. He ran up one the stairs and into a garden, locking a door behind him. NVE kicked down the door revealing her new form. "I want to play!" she said in the same crazed childish tone. "Bran! Take the shot!" Fortu shouted. NVE shot Fortu with a death-ray, instead of the orange beam it usually produced, a rainbow came out, but the effects were the same. Fortu screamed as he disintigrated and was reduced to a pile of ashes. "You have gone too far!" Bran said taking the shot, NVE dodged and the shot grazed her ear. She dropped the death-ray and gripped her missing, bleeding ear and screamed in pain. Bran took another shot and NVE's head exploded leaving a bloody stump of a neck behind. "You did it Bran! Arthur is safe for now!" Swith said and hugged Bran. "Now how are we suppose to get out of here?" Bran asked. As he said that the dreamworld erupted in flames starting from NVE's body. The flames spread outward and surrounded 2Swith and Bran, as they were about to be burned alive, the gravity shifted and they fell into the air. Before they could hit another staircase they awoke in reality with their chairs being tipped over and falling to the floor.
by Dabfia » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:55 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:00 pm
The BranRiech wrote:Bran awoke with a whoop of Victory. "I fucking did it! I win! I win! I never even got marksmanship training, this one's going in the books . . . Oh hey NVE, sorry about shooting you, I kind of had to, no hard feelings right?"
by Monfrox » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:04 pm
Germanic Templars wrote:Monfrox wrote:"Well I haven't been around that long, and I've been stuck in the Zone for the majority of my life, so it wasn't me. But you still didn't answer my question." She replied.
"Well the Emperor is no fun to talk to when he is doing is "Human Augmentation" experiments, and I need someone to talk to."
Xing wrote:Yeah but you also are the best at roleplay. (yay Space Core references) I'm pretty sure a four man tank crew is no problem for someone that had 27 different RP characters going at one time.
The Grey Wolf wrote:Froxy knows how to use a whip, I speak from experience.
by Germanic Templars » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:06 pm
Monfrox wrote:Germanic Templars wrote:
"Well the Emperor is no fun to talk to when he is doing is "Human Augmentation" experiments, and I need someone to talk to."
"Well then. Ask away." Monfrox said. Suddenly, she went wide-eyed at Tsuyoi's comment. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that....." She said to herself.
by The BranRiech » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:08 pm
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:The BranRiech wrote:Bran awoke with a whoop of Victory. "I fucking did it! I win! I win! I never even got marksmanship training, this one's going in the books . . . Oh hey NVE, sorry about shooting you, I kind of had to, no hard feelings right?"
NVE gave Bran a death glare. "Eeuaghafvada!" she said through the duct tape and trying to break her restraints.
by Monfrox » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:11 pm
Xing wrote:Yeah but you also are the best at roleplay. (yay Space Core references) I'm pretty sure a four man tank crew is no problem for someone that had 27 different RP characters going at one time.
The Grey Wolf wrote:Froxy knows how to use a whip, I speak from experience.
by Germanic Templars » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:17 pm
by Swith Witherward » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:26 pm
The BranRiech wrote:The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:NVE gave Bran a death glare. "Eeuaghafvada!" she said through the duct tape and trying to break her restraints.
"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."
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and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by The BranRiech » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:30 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:The BranRiech wrote:
"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."
"Oh crap... waffles!" Both Swiths said in unison.
"Bran, listen, there was an accident while you were gone. The waffle iron... because I didn't use spray stuff... and drain cleaner... well uh." Swith shook her head. "I broke your waffle iron. But you can have my blender, okay?"
2Swith picked up Fortu and hugged his skull. "I was saddened when you died," she said.
by Monfrox » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:31 pm
Xing wrote:Yeah but you also are the best at roleplay. (yay Space Core references) I'm pretty sure a four man tank crew is no problem for someone that had 27 different RP characters going at one time.
The Grey Wolf wrote:Froxy knows how to use a whip, I speak from experience.
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:34 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:The BranRiech wrote:
"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."
"Oh crap... waffles!" Both Swiths said in unison.
"Bran, listen, there was an accident while you were gone. The waffle iron... because I didn't use spray stuff... and drain cleaner... well uh." Swith shook her head. "I broke your waffle iron. But you can have my blender, okay?"
2Swith picked up Fortu and hugged his skull. "I was saddened when you died," she said.
by Germanic Templars » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:36 pm
by Western Borderlands » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:39 pm
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:40 pm
by Swith Witherward » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:42 pm
The BranRiech wrote:
Upon hearing the words of pure terror, Bran almost broke into sobs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Waffle maker! *Sniffle* Blenders can't make Waffles . . .
. . . I guess I'll buy another then . . ."
★ Madhouse ★
Role Play
& Writers Group
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts,
and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by Dabfia » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:44 pm
Western Borderlands wrote:Drake glided by mon's room's vetilation and the smoke went out accordingly although he didn't note it...he just kept gliding.
(OOC: Accidentally posted this in the sign-up thread )
by Arcadsland » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:46 pm
by Germanic Templars » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:47 pm
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:47 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:The BranRiech wrote:
Upon hearing the words of pure terror, Bran almost broke into sobs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Waffle maker! *Sniffle* Blenders can't make Waffles . . .
. . . I guess I'll buy another then . . ."
2Swith nearly dropped Fortu. "I'm so sorry Bran... b-but you can m-make waffle mix in the blender, right? I'll buy you a new one..." She felt wretched.
Swith rolled her eyes. "What the fuck? You were in NVE's head. I broke it."
2Swith glared at her. "Oh, me... can't you see how much this means to Bran?"
"Yes, so we'll replace it." Swith paused and looked at her. "That's your name. Omi. Now get your silly ass into a portal and find a new iron for him." She took Fortu from her and nudged her towards a closet. "Make it a good one. Gourmet and all."
Once Omi had vanished into the closet, Swith turned her attention back to Fortu. "So, what happens now? What do we do with Little Miss Sunshine here?"
by Western Borderlands » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:49 pm
Dabfia wrote:Western Borderlands wrote:Drake glided by mon's room's vetilation and the smoke went out accordingly although he didn't note it...he just kept gliding.
(OOC: Accidentally posted this in the sign-up thread )
*Meanwhile in Drakes room*
Alright i got the files take that red book he could use the words against me like last time
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