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by **Sicoutimont** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:24 pm

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=11146969#p11146969

UICA Qualifiers:

Champion's Cup: Lac-Drouin St-Pierre
Globe Cup: FC Cote, Olympique Beaudette
Series B Champion's Cup: Beavers Lac-Seneca, Lions Clermont (Oops, forgot to type Lions into my post as qualified. They are in, however)

by **The Babbage Islands** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:26 am

The Football Federation of Babbage nominate the following clubs to international competition in the cycle of the 43rd Champions' Cup, with reference to the results of the most recently completed season:

Champions' Cup: Sporting Boulder, Bloomfield National.
Globe Cup: Far Point Islanders, Great Falls Cymru, Celtic-Southland.
Series B Champions' Cup: Real Santa Catalina, Cardiff FC, Charleston FC, Xianggang FK.
Cygnus Cup: Parisian.

by **Ko-oren** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:46 am

Ko-oren's qualifiers are:

CC:
Branvün

GC:
Kol
Líjü
Maethorü

SBCC:
Mázaj
Ólüvíng
Ningábásá
Tkhon

by **Darmen** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:35 pm

Darmeni Soccer Federation Season VII

Writeup can be found in this post.

.  Darmeni Premier League                     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Scott City FC                               38   32   5   1   133   21 +112   101   Champions, CC, CdC
 2 Augusta                                     38   32   3   3    65    7  +58    99   CC
 3 Brady City Crunch                           38   30   5   3   126   34  +92    95   GC
 4 Eau Claire Aris FC                          38   22   9   7    79   22  +57    75   GC
 5 Rogerton Whitecaps                          38   24   2  12    90   43  +47    74   GC
 6 Chippewa Falls Strykers                     38   22   6  10    87   48  +39    72   CdM Playoff
 7 Menomonie United                            38   22   5  11    87   62  +25    71
 8 Eau Claire United                           38   18  11   9    83   58  +25    65
 9 Darmen City United                          38   18   6  14    72   56  +16    60
10 Darmen City FC                              38   16   3  19    32   37   −5    51
11 Bloomer FC                                  38   15   5  18    49   69  −20    50
12 Scott City Beat                             38   14   5  19    45   71  −26    47
13 Tilden Mutiny                               38   12   4  22    44   76  −32    40
14 Brham United                                38    9  12  17    34   73  −39    39
15 Guard FC                                    38   10   6  22    50   88  −38    36
16 Sterling City Stars                         38   10   6  22    27   72  −45    36
17 Forden                                      38    7   6  25    26   96  −70    27
18 Tim City Cyber Rays                         38    4   6  28    27   98  −71    18   Relegated
19 Johnho FC                                   38    3   8  27    11   68  −57    17   Relegated
20 Chuckio FC                                  38    1   5  32     9   77  −68     8   Relegated

Derby Winners
Darmen City: Darmen City United 0–1 Darmen City FC, Darmen City FC 2–3 Darmen City United, Darmen City United wins, 3-1 on away goals
Eau Claire: Eau Claire Aris FC 5–0 Eau Claire United, Eau Claire United 1–1 Eau Claire Aris FC, Eau Claire Aris FC wins, 6-1 on aggregate
Scott City: Scott City Beat 0–6 Scott City FC, Scott City FC 1–0 Scott City Beat, Scott City FC wins, 7-0 on aggregate

.  Darmeni League Championship                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Juggzy FC                                   46   36   5   5   101   23  +78   113   Champions, SBCC, Promoted
 2 Scott City University Club                  46   34   8   4    83   18  +65   110   SBCC, Promoted
 3 Olympique Chuckio                           46   34   7   5    74   15  +59   109   SBCC, Promoted
 4 Darmen City AC                              46   34   6   6   101   24  +77   108   SBCC
 5 FC Sete                                     46   32   6   8    83   26  +57   102
 6 Chamberlain                                 46   32   4  10    89   36  +53   100
 7 Deong FC                                    46   30   9   7    73   23  +50    99
 8 SC Fives                                    46   30   4  12    67   42  +25    94
 9 Kapital FC                                  46   14  15  17    43   47   −4    57
10 Chuckio United                              46   16   9  21    39   59  −20    57
11 The Kiwi's                                  46   15   9  22    39   52  −13    54
12 Tim City AC                                 46   14  12  20    34   54  −20    54
13 PDR                                         46   15   9  22    41   64  −23    54
14 South Darmen United                         46   14   5  27    29   58  −29    47
15 Club Jim Falls                              46   11  12  23    28   46  −18    45
16 Scott City Fireballs                        46   12   9  25    36   64  −28    45
17 1120 Eau Claire                             46   11   9  26    31   57  −26    42
18 FC 1983 Liverpool                           46   11   9  26    26   72  −46    42
19 New Tycos United                            46    8  17  21    24   54  −30    41
20 Bottomham                                   46   12   5  29    39   80  −41    41
21 Brady City AC                               46   11   7  28    34   67  −33    40
22 Eleven Frozen Monkeys                       46   10   9  27    32   72  −40    39   Relegated
23 Cornell Hotspurs                            46    8   9  29    26   67  −41    33   Relegated
24 2011 Menomonie                              46    5  12  29    21   73  −52    27   Relegated

   Darmeni League One                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Padomera                                    46   39   7   0   102   11  +91   124   Champions, Promoted
 2 Metro Police FC                             46   37   5   4    79   14  +65   116   Promoted
 3 Strikers JF                                 46   24   8  14    63   50  +13    80   Promoted
 4 Mohammed Blue FC                            46   22   8  16    56   48   +8    74
 5 Vogler City Force                           46   20  12  14    75   72   +3    72
 6 Sterling City AC                            46   19  10  17    60   48  +12    67
 7 Sporting Eau Claire                         46   18  12  16    45   47   −2    66
 8 Sporting Scott City                         46   18  11  17    48   43   +5    65
 9 Scott City AC                               46   18   9  19    59   61   −2    63
10 Meenney 34 Meeno FC                         46   17  12  17    47   50   −3    63
11 KoMets                                      46   17  11  18    52   58   −6    62
12 FC RealKing                                 46   17  10  19    51   57   −6    61
13 Brhamania Sidekicks                         46   16  13  17    51   58   −7    61
14 Vogler City AC                              46   14  16  16    41   53  −12    58
15 Hmong Athletic                              46   16   8  22    44   58  −14    56
16 Tiger Soccer FC                             46   14  13  19    43   51   −8    55
17 Shadowhawks FC                              46   16   7  23    46   62  −16    55
18 Thunders Kickers Strikers FC                46   14  11  21    46   56  −10    53
19 Hurricane Strikers FC                       46   14  10  22    50   63  −13    52
20 Cadott Lazers                               46   14   7  25    40   59  −19    49
21 Champ1920                                   46   11  14  21    46   61  −15    47   Relegated
22 Darkon United                               46   10  15  21    42   62  −20    45   Relegated
23 Potros FC                                   46    9  15  22    31   53  −22    42   Relegated
24 Darmen City Wings                           46    9  14  23    44   66  −22    41   Relegated

   Darmeni League Two                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Club de Nazionale                           46   38   8   0    98   11  +87   122   Champions, Promoted
 2 Café FC                                     46   37   9   0    89   15  +74   120   Promoted
 3 Athletico Eau Claire                        46   20  10  16    37   42   −5    70   Promoted
 4 Kilanas FC                                  46   20   9  17    53   52   +1    69   Promoted
 5 Tucan FC                                    46   20   8  18    53   45   +8    68
 6 Lazer FC                                    46   18  11  17    46   44   +2    65
 7 Jo Av FC                                    46   18  10  18    58   48  +10    64
 8 Elkorn FC                                   46   19   7  20    47   58  −11    64
 9 Saint-Louis FC                              46   18   9  19    53   51   +2    63
10 FC Dallas 96Boys                            46   19   6  21    48   51   −3    63
11 Tim City University Club                    46   16  15  15    47   50   −3    63
12 JC Spitfire                                 46   17  12  17    45   54   −9    63
13 No.8 FC                                     46   16  13  17    56   55   +1    61
14 Hallie                                      46   15  16  15    35   35    0    61
15 DLFC                                        46   15  14  17    44   51   −7    59
16 Berkan Deruk'S                              46   16  11  19    49   57   −8    59
17 Olympique de Tycos                          46   15  13  18    42   51   −9    58
18 The Rowdy Roosters                          46   13  12  21    43   52   −9    51
19 Cleveland FCS                               46   12  14  20    38   60  −22    50
20 Real Romanopolis                            46   11  16  19    39   57  −18    49
21 Rivers FC                                   46   13  10  23    46   66  −20    49
22 Springfield                                 46   11  13  22    41   66  −25    46
23 Seda Futbol de Pelada                       46   11  12  23    39   55  −16    45   Relegated
24 Young Star FC                               46   10  10  26    33   53  −20    40   Relegated

   Darmeni Conference National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Lynx FC                                     46   38   5   3    90   18  +72   119   Champions, Promoted
 2 SK Swift                                    46   37   6   3    86   18  +68   117   Promoted
 3 Dunn County                                 46   36   8   2   104   21  +83   116
 4 Thistle FC                                  46   35  10   1    83   12  +71   115
 5 Argyle FC                                   46   34   7   5   101   24  +77   109
 6 Sociál Clube Brown                          46   29   7  10    91   32  +59    94
 7 KC Comets                                   46   26  12   8    75   22  +53    90
 8 Mullhouse                                   46   16  14  16    37   46   −9    62
 9 Rouen                                       46   18   6  22    37   53  −16    60
10 Defence FC                                  46   15   9  22    35   59  −24    54
11 Chivax United                               46   14   7  25    36   71  −35    49
12 Littleton SC                                46   12  12  22    38   59  −21    48
13 Bledia Arba FC                              46   13   8  25    50   65  −15    47
14 Portes Ava                                  46   12  11  23    40   64  −24    47
15 SO Harbsburg                                46   13   8  25    46   77  −31    47
16 Mavericks Beast                             46   13   6  27    43   70  −27    45
17 Impact de Brham                             46    9  17  20    38   84  −46    44
18 Photographer SC                             46    9  15  22    38   63  −25    42
19 Victorious One FC                           46   11   9  26    34   68  −34    42
20 Mugurel FC                                  46   10  10  26    30   63  −33    40
21 Amiens                                      46    9  12  25    31   61  −30    39   Relegated
22 FC Yaroslav                                 46    8  15  23    30   67  −37    39   Relegated
23 Starburg                                    46   11   5  30    33   77  −44    38   Relegated
24 Jesse Crouse-Tell FC                        46    8  13  25    30   62  −32    37   Relegated

   Conference Lyons                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Esporte Scott City                          42   35   4   3    91   17  +74   109   Champions, Promoted
 2 AC Grimvale                                 42   34   5   3    89   16  +73   107   Promoted
 3 Strippers Clubé                             42   32   4   6    74   11  +63   100
 4 Rez Boys                                    42   20   7  15    49   52   −3    67
 5 CA Yalvore                                  42   17  12  13    50   44   +6    63
 6 Red Star Chuckio                            42   17  11  14    37   37    0    62
 7 Flying Geese FC                             42   19   5  18    41   43   −2    62
 8 Northwest FC                                42   18   7  17    45   51   −6    61
 9 Stade Chuckio UC                            42   17   9  16    55   48   +7    60
10 Arka Brady City                             42   17   7  18    55   64   −9    58
11 OGC Nauti                                   42   15  11  16    42   55  −13    56
12 St. Servan                                  42   16   5  21    43   57  −14    53
13 Club Atletico Johnho                        42   14   9  19    44   53   −9    51
14 Clover Shamrocks FC                         42   13  11  18    39   57  −18    50
15 Darmeni Army Academy Club                   42   11  16  15    47   48   −1    49
16 FC Stade-Ulani                              42   12  12  18    38   46   −8    48
17 Excelsior AC Ryberg                         42   10  18  14    34   47  −13    48
18 Marlborough FC                              42   15   2  25    33   48  −15    47
19 Rushmore Athletic                           42   12   7  23    32   50  −18    43
20 AS Douanes                                  42   11   7  24    30   50  −20    40   Relegated
21 LTC                                         42    8   7  27    31   72  −41    31   Relegated
22 Cialis                                      42    6  10  26    25   58  −33    28   Relegated

   Conference Chuckio                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 TuS Candy Corners                           42   37   3   2    91   16  +75   114   Champions, Promoted
 2 Cambridge Faith                             42   32   8   2    81   14  +67   104   Promoted
 3 Pro Bryher                                  42   28   9   5    76   23  +53    93
 4 Eau Claire United Fire                      42   28   8   6    74   23  +51    92
 5 Metallurg Cadott                            42   17   9  16    45   45    0    60
 6 Atletico del Minero                         42   16   9  17    48   49   −1    57
 7 Turing                                      42   16   9  17    43   49   −6    57
 8 Swiss                                       42   16   9  17    41   50   −9    57
 9 Perry-Rupai                                 42   13  16  13    38   38    0    55
10 St. Eintine'e                               42   15  10  17    39   42   −3    55
11 Sporting Naval FC                           42   15  10  17    32   38   −6    55
12 Academy of Football                         42   16   6  20    32   58  −26    54
13 Kansas KC                                   42   13  12  17    37   49  −12    51
14 Mets FC                                     42   14   9  19    41   55  −14    51
15 Wilson City Council                         42   14   5  23    41   53  −12    47
16 Blazer's                                    42   12   9  21    32   61  −29    45
17 FC Arsenal de Darmen                        42   11  11  20    32   48  −16    44
18 Red Bull Darmen                             42   12   6  24    36   57  −21    42
19 SC Times                                    42   10  10  22    37   58  −21    40
20 RC Chuckio                                  42   10  10  22    28   52  −24    40   Relegated
21 Scott City Patriots                         42    7  16  19    34   55  −21    37   Relegated
22 Pisuvar                                     42   11   4  27    37   62  −25    37   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L1-GA               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FF St. Andrew’s                             42   35   6   1    81    8  +73   111   Champions, Promoted
 2 Harmony United                              42   32   7   3    90   13  +77   103   Promoted
 3 ASC Joan l'Arc                              42   28  10   4    79   21  +58    94
 4 Rigerata Buffalos                           42   18   7  17    50   58   −8    61
 5 Cadott 1860                                 42   17   9  16    41   41    0    60
 6 Junio 24 FC                                 42   16  12  14    34   38   −4    60
 7 Bolivar FC                                  42   17   8  17    36   46  −10    59
 8 FC Polytechnical                            42   16   9  17    57   50   +7    57
 9 Academic Sports Association                 42   17   6  19    42   54  −12    57
10 Dezembro 25 FC                              42   16   8  18    40   48   −8    56
11 Hendricks City AC                           42   14  13  15    43   43    0    55
12 Le Harvie                                   42   16   7  19    52   62  −10    55
13 Cotton and Textile FC                       42   16   6  20    34   41   −7    54
14 Maio 1 FC                                   42   14  12  16    33   48  −15    54
15 Technical Menomonie                         42   15   8  19    50   56   −6    53
16 The Arsenal                                 42   14  10  18    51   57   −6    52
17 Kalenda Petrol FC                           42   12   9  21    43   58  −15    45
18 Estudiantes SC                              42   10  15  17    40   55  −15    45
19 Rhinos FC                                   42   12   8  22    41   56  −15    44   Relegated
20 Oliver’s Sphinx                             42   10  11  21    38   60  −22    41   Relegated
21 Club Frenchie Pari                          42   10   9  23    24   52  −28    39   Relegated
22 CSKA Scott City                             42   10   4  28    32   66  −34    34   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L1-GB               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Hugh Town Millionaires                      42   34   2   6    68   12  +56   104   Champions, Promoted
 2 SG Madejski                                 42   31   8   3    77   14  +63   101   Promoted
 3 Chippewa Falls Strykers Youth               42   31   7   4    75   11  +64   100
 4 Newellcastle United                         42   31   7   4    76   16  +60   100
 5 Club Deportivo Al-Arabi                     42   18  10  14    30   32   −2    64
 6 Stallions of Johnho                         42   17  10  15    45   44   +1    61
 7 King of the East FC                         42   17  10  15    51   51    0    61
 8 Carpenter United                            42   17   7  18    40   49   −9    58
 9 Scott City United                           42   15  11  16    35   44   −9    56
10 Sainto Perry FC                             42   15   9  18    40   53  −13    54
11 FC Heineken                                 42   14  11  17    53   49   +4    53
12 Darmen City Northerners                     42   13  11  18    34   44  −10    50
13 Heart of Lyons                              42   11  14  17    32   45  −13    47
14 Sporting Terramidia                         42   12   9  21    42   58  −16    45
15 Tim City United                             42   10  14  18    39   61  −22    44
16 Sounders United                             42   12   8  22    37   62  −25    44
17 Mansfield United FC                         42   10  13  19    33   44  −11    43
18 Park Avenue Eau Claire                      42   11   9  22    37   51  −14    42
19 Fire FC                                     42   10  10  22    36   63  −27    40   Relegated
20 Cobre FC                                    42    9  12  21    30   45  −15    39   Relegated
21 Tyger Forest United                         42   10   8  24    26   60  −34    38   Relegated
22 Hearts of Oak                               42    9  10  23    32   60  −28    37   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L1-GC               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Tyger Mountains United                      42   34   7   1    83   10  +73   109   Champions, Promoted
 2 FC Molineux                                 42   33   8   1    72   13  +59   107   Promoted
 3 BK Reebok                                   42   32   8   2    80   14  +66   104
 4 VfB Foster                                  42   32   4   6    71   20  +51   100
 5 Santos Harlonds Athletic                    42   27   6   9    73   22  +51    87
 6 Valencies                                   42   21   7  14    59   51   +8    70
 7 Inter-Johnho                                42   18  10  14    45   45    0    64
 8 1566 Revolution FC                          42   14  10  18    32   49  −17    52
 9 Golden Panthers                             42   14   9  19    32   49  −17    51
10 Mountain FC                                 42   15   6  21    35   54  −19    51
11 Hamlet by the Lake                          42   15   6  21    34   54  −20    51
12 FC Augusta Industrial                       42   13  11  18    37   44   −7    50
13 Contractors FC                              42   14   8  20    44   63  −19    50
14 Minute Men                                  42   13   9  20    39   42   −3    48
15 Johnho Rangers                              42   12   7  23    35   58  −23    43
16 Club Atletico Atlas                         42   12   6  24    29   56  −27    42
17 Johnho City                                 42    9  13  20    26   51  −25    40
18 Princeton Valley                            42   10   9  23    45   61  −16    39
19 Sterling City Darmeni's                     42    9  12  21    41   69  −28    39   Relegated
20 State of Darmen                             42   10   4  28    30   55  −25    34   Relegated
21 Union de Berbari                            42    7  12  23    37   68  −31    33   Relegated
22 The Chiefs                                  42    6  12  24    31   62  −31    30   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L2-GA               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Teuta FC                                    42   38   4   0    92   12  +80   118   Champions, Promoted
 2 Stade de Turing                             42   36   4   2   102   16  +86   112   Promoted
 3 Tim City Young Boys                         42   20  10  12    48   39   +9    70
 4 Atlantian Oceania FC                        42   20   9  13    54   43  +11    69
 5 Bluebell United                             42   18   7  17    51   45   +6    61
 6 Hawthorne FC                                42   18   6  18    58   65   −7    60
 7 Figton                                      42   15  13  14    45   46   −1    58
 8 Corinth FC                                  42   15  12  15    47   49   −2    57
 9 Q'tinum FC                                  42   17   6  19    42   53  −11    57
10 River de Selena                             42   16   8  18    48   56   −8    56
11 Scott City Eagles                           42   16   6  20    47   57  −10    54
12 Sporting Ironopolis                         42   15   8  19    56   57   −1    53
13 Bostopia United                             42   15   8  19    46   52   −6    53
14 Palm Tree FC                                42   13  12  17    33   49  −16    51
15 Cornell Town                                42   15   5  22    30   43  −13    50
16 Sparta de Union                             42   14   8  20    44   59  −15    50
17 Goldwell Electrica                          42   13   8  21    43   55  −12    47
18 Maple XI FC                                 42   11  14  17    40   52  −12    47
19 Sporting Petunia                            42   12   8  22    38   65  −27    44
20 Cherry Athletic                             42   10  13  19    37   48  −11    43
21 Fort Murkshroud Fire                        42   12   7  23    38   56  −18    43   Relegated
22 Endo Maio FC                                42   10  10  22    40   62  −22    40   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L2-GB               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Hope FC                                     42   35   4   3    81   16  +65   109   Champions, Promoted
 2 Alianza Tresco                              42   30   8   4    75   18  +57    98   Promoted
 3 The Red Hot Chili Peppers                   42   21   8  13    45   44   +1    71
 4 Villa Brhamania                             42   19  12  11    53   46   +7    69
 5 The Bucks                                   42   19   5  18    53   46   +7    62
 6 UFC Dingo                                   42   16  12  14    41   48   −7    60
 7 Eau Claire Bees                             42   16  11  15    38   40   −2    59
 8 Clube Puma de Littleton                     42   15  12  15    35   47  −12    57
 9 Sporting Auroch                             42   15  11  16    33   47  −14    56
10 Monday United                               42   14  12  16    42   39   +3    54
11 Das Frog                                    42   13  15  14    48   50   −2    54
12 FSV Ashton                                  42   15   7  20    33   45  −12    52
13 AS Garlone                                  42   13  12  17    49   52   −3    51
14 Cheetah FC                                  42   13  12  17    35   40   −5    51
15 Chivas de Brham                             42   14   9  19    43   49   −6    51
16 Dolphis FC                                  42   13  11  18    46   48   −2    50
17 Chuckio Moors                               42   13  10  19    45   51   −6    49
18 Union Rushmore Railroad FC                  42   13  10  19    37   48  −11    49
19 Fuchs United                                42   12  11  19    43   54  −11    47
20 Timber Union                                42   12   9  21    41   63  −22    45
21 AS Dragons FC                               42    9  13  20    43   56  −13    40   Relegated
22 Aguila FC                                   42    9  12  21    35   47  −12    39   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L2-GC               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 1.F.C. Spiderguard                          42   38   1   3    89    9  +80   115   Champions, Promoted
 2 JK Derby                                    42   31   9   2    74   10  +64   102   Promoted
 3 Stanley United                              42   21   7  14    44   39   +5    70
 4 Hamilton United FC                          42   19   9  14    45   38   +7    66
 5 Labour FC                                   42   18   9  15    49   46   +3    63
 6 Salakz                                      42   15  17  10    48   39   +9    62
 7 FC Ada Cougars                              42   15  13  14    42   43   −1    58
 8 Union of Darmen                             42   15  12  15    40   47   −7    57
 9 The Art of War                              42   15  10  17    43   47   −4    55
10 KSV Portman                                 42   13  14  15    44   59  −15    53
11 Harriers FC                                 42   14  10  18    43   54  −11    52
12 Jackson FC                                  42   14   8  20    43   51   −8    50
13 Akademi Felda United FC                     42   13  11  18    37   45   −8    50
14 Holy Trinity FC                             42   14   8  20    44   54  −10    50
15 Gorillas de Brhamania                       42   14   8  20    42   58  −16    50
16 Bushers                                     42   13  10  19    41   49   −8    49
17 Club Deportivo RSVL                         42   14   7  21    33   43  −10    49
18 Saybre                                      42   14   7  21    42   57  −15    49
19 L.A. Thunder FC                             42   12  11  19    34   40   −6    47
20 Dons River FC                               42   11  12  19    34   46  −12    45
21 CtaG Club                                   42   12   9  21    35   53  −18    45   Relegated
22 FC Krak Kraks                               42   12   8  22    40   59  −19    44   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L2-GD               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Beastmode15 FC                              42   35   4   3    77   10  +67   109   Champions, Promoted
 2 FC Ararat                                   42   33   6   3    83   16  +67   105   Promoted
 3 Kurdela FC                                  42   19  11  12    50   51   −1    68
 4 National FC                                 42   20   7  15    48   39   +9    67
 5 St. Agnes Victory                           42   17  11  14    46   36  +10    62
 6 Colibri FC                                  42   17   9  16    44   49   −5    60
 7 FC Avantasia                                42   16  10  16    57   53   +4    58
 8 Royal Leopard                               42   17   6  19    58   58    0    57
 9 Nigeria FC                                  42   16   9  17    43   45   −2    57
10 Prefect of Brham                            42   15  11  16    48   50   −2    56
11 Quick Strike                                42   16   8  18    41   48   −7    56
12 Cerro FC                                    42   14  13  15    45   50   −5    55
13 Foot FUNK                                   42   15   7  20    44   48   −4    52
14 South High FC                               42   14  10  18    37   43   −6    52
15 South Toledo Strykers                       42   16   4  22    36   47  −11    52
16 Brady City Mariners                         42   13  11  18    40   52  −12    50
17 Leon United                                 42   14   8  20    42   56  −14    50
18 Vipers FC                                   42   13  10  19    36   49  −13    49
19 Scott City Old Boys                         42   14   7  21    34   47  −13    49
20 Linnet FC                                   42   12   8  22    34   50  −16    44
21 Arizona FK                                  42   10  12  20    27   42  −15    42   Relegated
22 FC Baltimore                                42    9  12  21    33   64  −31    39   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L2-GE               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 EC Memorial                                 42   33   7   2    75    6  +69   106   Champions, Promoted
 2 Unpredictable                               42   33   7   2    79   11  +68   106   Promoted
 3 Ardilla FC                                  42   19  11  12    54   43  +11    68
 4 Killer Orcas                                42   18   8  16    51   42   +9    62
 5 Da Hogs of Scott City                       42   16  12  14    46   42   +4    60
 6 EC Zebra                                    42   17   7  18    37   46   −9    58
 7 Darmen City Angels                          42   16   9  17    37   47  −10    57
 8 De Armando United                           42   16   9  17    35   48  −13    57
 9 Rattlers of Darmen                          42   15  11  16    39   50  −11    56
10 FC Ocean Dwellers                           42   16   8  18    29   40  −11    56
11 Wasps                                       42   16   7  19    44   47   −3    55
12 Scott City Rovers                           42   15   9  18    30   35   −5    54
13 Scott City Cricket Club                     42   15   8  19    47   40   +7    53
14 Requins de Brham                            42   14  11  17    34   55  −21    53
15 Wolves of Hammond                           42   14  10  18    41   43   −2    52
16 Darmeni United                              42   14  10  18    38   42   −4    52
17 Ruby Phoenix                                42   13  10  19    43   46   −3    49
18 Kansas Terriers                             42   13  10  19    48   60  −12    49
19 Esporte Clube Tigres do Darmen              42   12  12  18    35   50  −15    48
20 Ajax Darmen                                 42   11  13  18    34   48  −14    46
21 Olympique Alice                             42   13   4  25    42   59  −17    43   Relegated
22 Brham los Seahorse                          42    9  15  18    25   43  −18    42   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L2-GF               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Athletic Club of Chippewa                   42   36   5   1    85   11  +74   113   Champions, Promoted
 2 DNI United                                  42   35   4   3    89    9  +80   109   Promoted
 3 Douri United                                42   21   8  13    47   40   +7    71
 4 FC Traktor                                  42   19  11  12    53   43  +10    68
 5 Jahn FC                                     42   18  13  11    43   42   +1    67
 6 Islama United                               42   19   6  17    43   35   +8    63
 7 Renato United                               42   18   8  16    43   45   −2    62
 8 Real Scott City                             42   18   7  17    47   53   −6    61
 9 Sporting Club de Nacional                   42   18   4  20    41   43   −2    58
10 Hertha Rushmore                             42   15  11  16    40   54  −14    56
11 Fernández Olivia United                     42   15   9  18    45   57  −12    54
12 Hercules FC                                 42   16   6  20    45   57  −12    54
13 Apollo XI                                   42   15   9  18    44   61  −17    54
14 José Alvares FC                             42   14  10  18    44   41   +3    52
15 Celtics FC                                  42   13  12  17    37   36   +1    51
16 Crimson 1979                                42   12  11  19    44   56  −12    47
17 New Bolivar FC                              42   12  11  19    31   49  −18    47
18 Andrea FC                                   42   12   8  22    36   46  −10    44
19 Club Deportivo Angel                        42   11  11  20    37   51  −14    44
20 Clube Athletico Santo Pittenger             42   11   7  24    33   51  −18    40
21 Coca-Colo FC                                42   11   5  26    35   56  −21    38   Relegated
22 Duke Lyons FC                               42    6  18  18    26   52  −26    36   Relegated

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GA               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Vasilì United XI                            42   19  14   9    56   39  +17    71   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 SC Pegasus                                  42   21   7  14    63   42  +21    70
 3 Club Jorge                                  42   20   9  13    46   41   +5    69
 4 Martin United FC                            42   19   9  14    57   42  +15    66
 5 OGK Skannderberg                            42   19   8  15    46   48   −2    65
 6 Lechian FC                                  42   17  13  12    52   41  +11    64
 7 Robin Hood Legends FC                       42   16  13  13    52   42  +10    61
 8 Ricardo Martinez SC                         42   16  13  13    45   36   +9    61
 9 Clube Silvio                                42   17  10  15    42   48   −6    61
10 Real Odysseus                               42   17   8  17    47   55   −8    59
11 Vikings of Tim City                         42   16  10  16    48   45   +3    58
12 Club Grasshopper                            42   16   9  17    53   60   −7    57
13 Club Athletic Olmedo                        42   15  11  16    47   43   +4    56
14 Spartacus FC                                42   15  11  16    37   51  −14    56
15 Victoria United                             42   14  11  17    51   51    0    53
16 Dalmacio de Llayma                          42   15   8  19    43   54  −11    53
17 Branco FC                                   42   14  10  18    50   50    0    52
18 Scott City Bears                            42   14  10  18    35   43   −8    52
19 Roy FC                                      42   14   9  19    50   59   −9    51
20 Vasco FK                                    42   11  14  17    39   44   −5    47
21 Lily Julia                                  42   11  14  17    32   38   −6    47
22 Lord Wilhelm the IV FC                      42   11   9  22    33   52  −19    42

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GB               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Clube Futbol Zico                           42   22  10  10    58   28  +30    76   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 CSKA Brham                                  42   22   6  14    56   50   +6    72
 3 Scott City Gymnastico Clube                 42   17  16   9    53   45   +8    67
 4 Zwasia United                               42   18  12  12    34   30   +4    66
 5 Scott City Tennis Club                      42   19   9  14    53   50   +3    66
 6 Lokomotiv Rogerton                          42   18   9  15    54   49   +5    63
 7 Scott City Rowing Club                      42   17  12  13    54   51   +3    63
 8 Club Deportivo de Rushmore                  42   17  11  14    51   45   +6    62
 9 Brham Amateurs FC                           42   17  10  15    49   43   +6    61
10 Violet Strikers                             42   16  13  13    40   35   +5    61
11 Scott City Hotspurs                         42   15  14  13    44   34  +10    59
12 Victorian-Casuals FC                        42   16  11  15    57   57    0    59
13 Olympique de Yalvore                        42   15  11  16    56   43  +13    56
14 Brham Ramblers                              42   15  11  16    53   48   +5    56
15 Hapoel Jerusalem                            42   14  11  17    46   51   −5    53
16 Galo FC                                     42   14  11  17    37   47  −10    53
17 Dynamo Bledia-Arba                          42   14  10  18    51   57   −6    52
18 Scott City Fencing Club                     42   13  10  19    44   59  −15    49
19 Beitar Sion FC                              42   12   8  22    39   51  −12    44
20 Racing Johnho                               42   10  14  18    32   49  −17    44
21 IFK Liverpool                               42   10  12  20    47   64  −17    42
22 FC Tim City                                 42   11   9  22    41   63  −22    42

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GC               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Ellesmere Friendship                        30   16   8   6    33   19  +14    56   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Cambridgeshire Freedom                      30   17   4   9    41   32   +9    55
 3 Scott City FC Youth                         30   12  10   8    43   39   +4    46
 4 Aris de Tilden Island                       30   12   9   9    38   26  +12    45
 5 Vorvärts Romanopolis                        30   13   6  11    24   28   −4    45
 6 Zenit FC                                    30   12   8  10    40   32   +8    44
 7 Huntington Courage                          30   13   5  12    27   28   −1    44
 8 Vale Port                                   30   11   9  10    40   30  +10    42
 9 Rigeratan City Fortune                      30   12   5  13    34   33   +1    41
10 Scott City Welfare                          30   12   4  14    32   29   +3    40
11 Excelsior Scott City                        30   10   8  12    28   31   −3    38
12 Torpedo FC                                  30    9  10  11    24   28   −4    37
13 Maccabi New Longo                           30    8  10  12    29   38   −9    34
14 Port and Nelson Glory                       30    9   7  14    29   43  −14    34
15 Spartak Scott City                          30    7   9  14    18   28  −10    30
16 Peterborough Energy                         30    6  10  14    24   40  −16    28

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GD               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 St. Mary's Al-Hikma                         42   21   7  14    60   42  +18    70   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Welldark Galactic                           42   20  10  12    50   38  +12    70
 3 Mito United                                 42   18  14  10    44   31  +13    68
 4 Aberffraw Earhquakes                        42   18  12  12    51   40  +11    66
 5 Everbone Sol                                42   18  12  12    48   40   +8    66
 6 Castle Elfroot Galaxy                       42   18  11  13    44   40   +4    65
 7 Mahoganyport Thunder                        42   16  15  11    50   39  +11    63
 8 Cobra United                                42   17  11  14    53   49   +4    62
 9 Rotashen Lightning                          42   16  12  14    45   37   +8    60
10 Independence United                         42   16  11  15    50   38  +12    59
11 Newborough Constellation                    42   15  12  15    45   34  +11    57
12 Toro Atletic Chuckio                        42   16   9  17    51   62  −11    57
13 The Invincible FC                           42   14  14  14    39   44   −5    56
14 Scott City Cosmos                           42   14  11  17    43   42   +1    53
15 Orangedale Étoile                           42   14  11  17    50   59   −9    53
16 Universidad Brady City                      42   11  17  14    35   38   −3    50
17 Lundy Youth                                 42   11  16  15    32   41   −9    49
18 Violet Rose                                 42   11  15  16    30   39   −9    48
19 Speed Demons FC                             42   11  14  17    35   44   −9    47
20 Shardhollow Strum                           42   13   8  21    40   57  −17    47
21 Robur St. Martin's                          42   12   8  22    39   59  −20    44
22 Candlewich Huracán                          42   10  14  18    29   50  −21    44

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GE               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 CF Lightfield                               30   14  11   5    33   20  +13    53   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 BSC Anfield                                 30   15   8   7    38   26  +12    53
 3 Mothgard Waves                              30   13   8   9    28   21   +7    47
 4 BV Salford                                  30   13   7  10    32   31   +1    46
 5 AS Birmingham                               30   13   4  13    29   30   −1    43
 6 AZ Blackburn                                30   11   9  10    31   25   +6    42
 7 CD Norwich                                  30   10  11   9    31   29   +2    41
 8 Union de Esportiva                          30   11   7  12    36   32   +4    40
 9 AIF Starsoul                                30   10  10  10    32   31   +1    40
10 Rutherford Athletic                         30   11   7  12    32   40   −8    40
11 AFC Soulstone                               30   10   9  11    31   30   +1    39
12 CA Newcastle                                30   10   8  12    31   37   −6    38
13 Sunwatch Tides                              30   10   8  12    31   39   −8    38
14 YRKV Ludington                              30    9   6  15    25   34   −9    33
15 AIK New London                              30    7  11  12    29   34   −5    32
16 CDSC Trent                                  30    8   6  16    24   34  −10    30

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GF               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 eV Wigan                                    42   22   7  13    53   33  +20    73   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 IK Ricoh                                    42   20   9  13    48   39   +9    69
 3 GIF Moor                                    42   19  10  13    47   27  +20    67
 4 PSV Riverside City                          42   17  13  12    53   47   +6    64
 5 FCR Oakwell                                 42   19   6  17    44   35   +9    63
 6 One Big Island United                       42   19   6  17    45   40   +5    63
 7 IF Cardiff                                  42   19   6  17    54   58   −4    63
 8 Town Hornets                                42   16  12  14    41   40   +1    60
 9 Char FC                                     42   18   6  18    37   41   −4    60
10 CFR Libertyton                              42   18   6  18    36   41   −5    60
11 CR Sandwell                                 42   16  11  15    45   55  −10    59
12 MTK Kingsville                              42   17   6  19    42   43   −1    57
13 FK Hove                                     42   15  11  16    41   37   +4    56
14 Arminius FC                                 42   13  17  12    39   39    0    56
15 NSC Boleyn                                  42   15  10  17    41   50   −9    55
16 PFC Millwall                                42   16   6  20    48   51   −3    54
17 FFC Bloomfield                              42   16   6  20    34   43   −9    54
18 KV Kingston                                 42   14  11  17    40   44   −4    53
19 KRC Keepmoat                                42   13  12  17    42   42    0    51
20 MAelstrom                                   42   14   9  19    48   56   −8    51
21 MSV Elland                                  42   13  10  19    35   39   −4    49
22 NK Selhurst                                 42   13  10  19    38   51  −13    49

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GG               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Calvileers                                  38   19  10   9    42   33   +9    67   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Chuckio Timbers                             38   20   6  12    44   31  +13    66
 3 Chivas Fire                                 38   17  11  10    45   36   +9    62
 4 Jaguars de Rushmore                         38   17  10  11    47   37  +10    61
 5 Sekitoleko FC                               38   17  10  11    37   29   +8    61
 6 Kansas City Catrachos                       38   15  11  12    44   35   +9    56
 7 Liverpool FootyClub                         38   15  11  12    56   48   +8    56
 8 San Luis Mex                                38   15  11  12    40   35   +5    56
 9 Wanton FC                                   38   13  16   9    42   35   +7    55
10 Sunset United                               38   14  11  13    32   39   −7    53
11 SC Fratton                                  38   15   5  18    39   41   −2    50
12 RC Nottingham                               38   12  13  13    46   42   +4    49
13 Knuckleheaders                              38   11  13  14    35   41   −6    46
14 Topeka Seminoles                            38   10  14  14    32   40   −8    44
15 RCD Peterborough                            38   10  13  15    33   36   −3    43
16 SK St. Mary’s                               38    8  18  12    36   37   −1    42
17 Celtic Warriors FC                          38   11   9  18    32   46  −14    42
18 SpVgg. Vicarage                             38   11   9  18    33   53  −20    42
19 The Babies                                  38   10  10  18    28   38  −10    40
20 Isengard FC                                 38   11   7  20    29   40  −11    40

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GH               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 TSV Brackett                                42   20   9  13    49   42   +7    69   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 US Emmett                                   42   20   8  14    57   40  +17    68
 3 FSC Spirit                                  42   19  11  12    46   40   +6    68
 4 Tim City Barracuda's                        42   19  10  13    49   41   +8    67
 5 007 Altoona                                 42   19   9  14    45   36   +9    66
 6 TSG Allen                                   42   18  10  14    52   43   +9    64
 7 Orient FC                                   42   18   9  15    38   36   +2    63
 8 Denison United                              42   19   6  17    55   54   +1    63
 9 UC Cleghorn                                 42   18   8  16    44   39   +5    62
10 Fontaine United                             42   18   8  16    50   52   −2    62
11 CF United Cotdelapomais                     42   17   8  17    70   67   +3    59
12 VfR Hale Corner                             42   17   8  17    43   44   −1    59
13 VV Hay Creek                                42   16  10  16    58   55   +3    58
14 SS Ary                                      42   17   7  18    49   49    0    58
15 DA Iowa Best                                42   15  12  15    31   39   −8    57
16 Lightning's Hands                           42   15  11  16    37   36   +1    56
17 GJ Ballaz Hawkeyes                          42   15   7  20    50   55   −5    52
18 SC Benfica                                  42   16   4  22    52   58   −6    52
19 SSC Silezo                                  42   12  12  18    33   44  −11    48
20 SV Porter’s Mills                           42   11  14  17    35   53  −18    47
21 Menomonie FC                                42   12   9  21    40   46   −6    45
22 Pharoah FC                                  42   10  12  20    37   51  −14    42

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GI               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Menomonie United Reserves                   42   37   5   0    81   12  +69   116   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Contenders                                  42   22   5  15    50   45   +5    71
 3 Sporting Andorinha                          42   20   8  14    56   48   +8    68
 4 Rogerton Whitecaps Practice Squad           42   18  10  14    50   39  +11    64
 5 Chippewa Falls Strykers Black Reserves      42   20   4  18    49   50   −1    64
 6 Razor's Beast                               42   18   8  16    40   39   +1    62
 7 CF United Cotdelapomais Reserves            42   17  10  15    23   20   +3    61
 8 Tamarindia Exiles FC                        42   17  10  15    53   52   +1    61
 9 Darmen FC                                   42   17   8  17    51   46   +5    59
10 Heat                                        42   16  10  16    45   55  −10    58
11 Loose Cannons                               42   14  13  15    39   39    0    55
12 Eau Claire Aris FC U-17                     42   16   6  20    81   78   +3    54
13 Haiti FC                                    42   15   9  18    46   44   +2    54
14 Puebla                                      42   15   9  18    51   56   −5    54
15 Cosmos                                      42   15   9  18    38   54  −16    54
16 Kickers                                     42   14  11  17    53   47   +6    53
17 Don Mafiå FC                                42   15   8  19    38   47   −9    53
18 VfL Hadleyville                             42   14  10  18    42   50   −8    52
19 EC Memorial Youth                           42   14   9  19    41   53  −12    51
20 Kicking & Screaming Youth                   42   11  11  20    36   55  −19    44
21 Cutting Edge                                42   12   6  24    32   44  −12    42
22 A/V Solutions                               42   11   9  22    35   57  −22    42

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GJ               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Team X                                      42   21   9  12    44   35   +9    72   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Just Kicking It                             42   19  11  12    51   44   +7    68
 3 Kicking & Screaming                         42   20   7  15    55   38  +17    67
 4 Big Red                                     42   18  11  13    45   42   +3    65
 5 House Team                                  42   19   8  15    43   42   +1    65
 6 Stout                                       42   17  13  12    44   36   +8    64
 7 Kavanagh United                             42   16  11  15    55   51   +4    59
 8 P.O.P.                                      42   16  11  15    40   38   +2    59
 9 Menomonie United Youth                      42   16  11  15    45   44   +1    59
10 RC FC                                       42   16  11  15    47   47    0    59
11 Micon                                       42   17   8  17    42   43   −1    59
12 Super Troopers                              42   16  10  16    42   39   +3    58
13 Regis                                       42   15  13  14    47   49   −2    58
14 Clay Town                                   42   15  10  17    51   48   +3    55
15 Hmong Athletic Meka                         42   15  10  17    39   44   −5    55
16 FC Itzaes                                   42   15  10  17    41   49   −8    55
17 Hotel California                            42   14  11  17    40   42   −2    53
18 Chippewa Falls Strykers Snipez              42   12  16  14    48   44   +4    52
19 Squatch Hunters                             42   15   7  20    36   40   −4    52
20 Eau Claire Aris FC Chicos                   42   13  13  16    43   51   −8    52
21 Villa of Chuckio                            42   12   6  24    36   50  −14    42
22 Pandemonium                                 42    9  15  18    32   50  −18    42

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GK               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 LA Dynamo                                   38   19   9  10    51   36  +15    66   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 AC Rozzano                                  38   17  14   7    43   32  +11    65
 3 Pelican VK                                  38   17  12   9    47   32  +15    63
 4 Spart                                       38   17  10  11    40   30  +10    61
 5 Googilian United                            38   16  11  11    43   27  +16    59
 6 Windwell Electrica                          38   14  14  10    49   35  +14    56
 7 EC Memorial Reserves                        38   15   8  15    54   50   +4    53
 8 Blue Shoe FC                                38   15   8  15    42   47   −5    53
 9 Confidis United                             38   14  11  13    34   44  −10    53
10 Absalom Strikers                            38   14  10  14    49   55   −6    52
11 MBarca                                      38   13  12  13    39   35   +4    51
12 Gwen FC                                     38   14   9  15    43   45   −2    51
13 Maxwell Electrica                           38   11  15  12    39   40   −1    48
14 Eau Claire Aris FC U-21                     38   11  14  13    40   43   −3    47
15 Drifters                                    38   11  11  16    46   48   −2    44
16 Spark Fires                                 38    9  16  13    26   37  −11    43
17 Darmen Air FC                               38   11  10  17    33   47  −14    43
18 Chippewa Falls Strykers Red                 38   10  11  17    31   38   −7    41
19 LA Lakers 24                                38   10  10  18    32   49  −17    40
20 Lee Athletic                                38    8  13  17    39   50  −11    37

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GL               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Eau Claire United Youth Academy U-17        40   19  10  11    47   39   +8    67   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 FC Gunners Reborn                           40   17  11  12    37   28   +9    62
 3 Queens Park                                 40   16  12  12    34   31   +3    60
 4 Nakam F.C.                                  40   16  11  13    57   49   +8    59
 5 Legion de Chuckio                           40   17   8  15    42   38   +4    59
 6 DeRm FC                                     40   17   8  15    54   54    0    59
 7 Misho                                       40   13  18   9    45   39   +6    57
 8 Rock KU FC                                  40   13  18   9    39   36   +3    57
 9 Ibes F.C.                                   40   13  17  10    52   42  +10    56
10 FC Nazi United                              40   16   8  16    48   42   +6    56
11 Oakley                                      40   13  16  11    36   39   −3    55
12 Golden Palace                               40   15   8  17    53   50   +3    53
13 Gilman                                      40   15   7  18    48   43   +5    52
14 Ume                                         40   12  16  12    41   43   −2    52
15 el-Ahly                                     40   15   6  19    44   55  −11    51
16 FC Barcelona Egypt                          40   13  11  16    36   42   −6    50
17 TonTerr                                     40   12  13  15    27   35   −8    49
18 Lake Elsinore                               40   13  10  17    32   41   −9    49
19 FCSB Steaua BUC.                            40   12  10  18    30   37   −7    46
20 Sporting Chippewa                           40   11  13  16    33   41   −8    46
21 Fisher Red                                  40   12   9  19    38   49  −11    45

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GM               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Chilocos                                    40   20   9  11    57   36  +21    69   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Capool United                               40   20   8  12    50   38  +12    68
 3 Nerevsfan1                                  40   18  12  10    53   41  +12    66
 4 Louisville Tyrants                          40   20   6  14    50   41   +9    66
 5 Club America 23                             40   18   7  15    54   51   +3    61
 6 Super Milan                                 40   18   7  15    52   51   +1    61
 7 Tim-TerVot 3x                               40   16  11  13    42   36   +6    59
 8 ACF Poko                                    40   16  11  13    40   34   +6    59
 9 The Elite Legacy                            40   17   6  17    44   40   +4    57
10 FC Yunus                                    40   16   9  15    41   41    0    57
11 Cheyenne Express                            40   15  11  14    39   42   −3    56
12 Real Madril 32                              40   15   9  16    36   47  −11    54
13 Coyote F.C.                                 40   13  13  14    45   43   +2    52
14 FK Urtbi                                    40   15   7  18    48   51   −3    52
15 Real Madril                                 40   12  15  13    45   48   −3    51
16 Snuffy                                      40   14   9  17    38   41   −3    51
17 Monterrey NL                                40   13  11  16    38   39   −1    50
18 AOYUNT                                      40   13   9  18    52   57   −5    48
19 Kstars                                      40   13   9  18    41   48   −7    48
20 Tijuana FC                                  40   11  10  19    37   48  −11    43
21 Real New York                               40    9   7  24    24   53  −29    34

   Darmeni Amateur League L3-GN               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 B Lub Club                                  14    7   5   2    15   14   +1    26   Champions, Promotion Playoff
 2 Cheyenne Night Train                        14    5   6   3    14   10   +4    21
 3 Atletic New York F.C.                       14    4   7   3    14   12   +2    19
 4 Adiccion CF                                 14    5   4   5    15   14   +1    19
 5 Xolos Tijuana FC                            14    3   7   4    10   12   −2    16
 6 Atlas '51 FC                                14    3   6   5    14   13   +1    15
 7 No.10 FC                                    14    3   6   5    15   16   −1    15
 8 Boise Bulldogs                              14    3   5   6    10   16   −6    14

by **Saugeais** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:25 pm

Year 2023 FAS season

Last season saw the Premier League turned on its head as perennial powerhouses like Arçon, Bugny, Les Alliés, and Gilley did not win either League title or the FAS Cup, therefore they were all denied a trip to the Charity Shield. In their stead, first timers Maystead and Pays de Croix will play in the nation's most charitable event. Maystead spent years in the lower divisions before coming up to the Premier League after the 2019 season. In just 3 short years, the Poppies gathered enough talent on the field and in the managerial box to raise the top flight trophy for the first time. Pays de Croix's path to the Shield was almost taken away from them, as the Saints were tied on points with Maystead at the end of the season; however, due to a higher goal difference the Poppies moved on and PDC were left stranded. That was until they steamrolled through FAS Cup to take that piece of silverware for the first time.

With widespread wildfires looming over the Saugeais National Forest, both teams have decided to donate their winnings to the relief effort being made to quell the spread.

Maystead 1-2 Pays de Croix
Bellamy 56' - Moreno 22', Avery 71'

Regular Season

MATCHDAY 1
Maystead 3-0 Christchurch FC
Pays de Croix 3-1 Riverside
Les Alliés 1-0 Bota Guerre
Bugny FC 4-3 Longview
Arçon 0-1 Gilley FC
Royalwich 3-3 Walldrew

MATCHDAY 2
Riverside 1-1 Maystead
Bota Guerre 3-3 Christchurch FC
Longview 1-2 Pays de Croix
Gilley FC 1-4 Les Alliés
Walldrew 0-1 Bugny FC
Royalwich 1-2 Arçon

MATCHDAY 3
Maystead 5-1 Bota Guerre
Riverside 2-2 Longview
Christchurch FC 0-2 Gilley FC
Pays de Croix 2-1 Walldrew
Les Alliés 3-1 Royalwich
Bugny FC 0-2 Arçon

MATCHDAY 4
Longview 1-9 Maystead
Gilley FC 0-1 Bota Guerre
Walldrew 3-1 Riverside
Royalwich 1-0 Christchurch FC
Arçon 3-1 Pays de Croix
Bugny FC 0-0 Les Alliés

MATCHDAY 5
Maystead 0-0 Gilley FC
Longview 4-4 Walldrew
Bota Guerre 1-1 Royalwich
Riverside 1-1 Arçon
Christchurch FC 1-0 Bugny FC
Pays de Croix 1-0 Les Alliés

MATCHDAY 6
Walldrew 3-3 Maystead
Royalwich 2-0 Gilley FC
Arçon 4-1 Longview
Bugny FC 2-2 Bota Guerre
Les Alliés 4-0 Riverside
Pays de Croix 2-1 Christchurch FC

MATCHDAY 7
Maystead 3-0 Royalwich
Walldrew 1-3 Arçon
Gilley FC 1-0 Bugny FC
Longview 2-2 Les Alliés
Bota Guerre 1-1 Pays de Croix
Riverside 2-3 Christchurch FC

MATCHDAY 8
Arçon 1-1 Maystead
Bugny FC 1-2 Royalwich
Les Alliés 3-1 Walldrew
Pays de Croix 0-0 Gilley FC
Christchurch FC 1-1 Longview
Riverside 0-0 Bota Guerre

MATCHDAY 9
Maystead 3-2 Bugny FC
Arçon 1-1 Les Alliés
Royalwich 0-5 Pays de Croix
Walldrew 1-0 Christchurch FC
Gilley FC 1-1 Riverside
Longview 1-2 Bota Guerre

MATCHDAY 10
Les Alliés 3-3 Maystead
Pays de Croix 1-1 Bugny FC
Christchurch FC 0-1 Arçon
Riverside 1-2 Royalwich
Bota Guerre 2-0 Walldrew
Longview 2-2 Gilley FC

MATCHDAY 11
Maystead 1-1 Pays de Croix
Les Alliés 1-0 Christchurch FC
Bugny FC 1-0 Riverside
Arçon 1-0 Bota Guerre
Royalwich 4-0 Longview
Walldrew 2-2 Gilley FC

MATCHDAY 12
Christchurch FC 0-2 Maystead
Riverside 1-0 Pays de Croix
Bota Guerre 1-1 Les Alliés
Longview 0-4 Bugny FC
Gilley FC 0-1 Arçon
Walldrew 1-1 Royalwich

MATCHDAY 13
Maystead 1-2 Riverside
Christchurch FC 2-1 Bota Guerre
Pays de Croix 1-0 Longview
Les Alliés 1-1 Gilley FC
Bugny FC 2-1 Walldrew
Arçon 0-1 Royalwich

MATCHDAY 14
Bota Guerre 0-1 Maystead
Longview 1-1 Riverside
Gilley FC 1-1 Christchurch FC
Walldrew 0-1 Pays de Croix
Royalwich 1-0 Les Alliés
Arçon 1-1 Bugny FC

MATCHDAY 15
Maystead 0-0 Longview
Bota Guerre 2-0 Gilley FC
Riverside 0-3 Walldrew
Christchurch FC 1-0 Royalwich
Pays de Croix 1-0 Arçon
Les Alliés 4-0 Bugny FC

MATCHDAY 16
Gilley FC 0-1 Maystead
Walldrew 0-3 Longview
Royalwich 3-1 Bota Guerre
Arçon 4-1 Riverside
Bugny FC 1-0 Christchurch FC
Les Alliés 0-1 Pays de Croix

MATCHDAY 17
Maystead 2-1 Walldrew
Gilley FC 1-0 Royalwich
Longview 0-2 Arçon
Bota Guerre 0-1 Bugny FC
Riverside 1-2 Les Alliés
Christchurch FC 3-4 Pays de Croix

MATCHDAY 18
Royalwich 0-0 Maystead
Arçon 0-1 Walldrew
Bugny FC 2-1 Gilley FC
Les Alliés 5-1 Longview
Pays de Croix 1-0 Bota Guerre
Christchurch FC 0-1 Riverside

MATCHDAY 19
Maystead 2-1 Arçon
Royalwich 1-2 Bugny FC
Walldrew 0-2 Les Alliés
Gilley FC 1-4 Pays de Croix
Longview 2-1 Christchurch FC
Bota Guerre 2-2 Riverside

MATCHDAY 20
Bugny FC 2-2 Maystead
Les Alliés 1-1 Arçon
Pays de Croix 2-1 Royalwich
Christchurch FC 2-0 Walldrew
Riverside 0-2 Gilley FC
Bota Guerre 0-2 Longview

MATCHDAY 21
Maystead 1-1 Les Alliés
Bugny FC 1-1 Pays de Croix
Arçon 2-0 Christchurch FC
Royalwich 2-1 Riverside
Walldrew 1-1 Bota Guerre
Gilley FC 0-0 Longview

MATCHDAY 22
Pays de Croix 3-1 Maystead
Christchurch FC 4-0 Les Alliés
Riverside 2-0 Bugny FC
Bota Guerre 2-4 Arçon
Longview 1-2 Royalwich
Gilley FC 2-1 Walldrew

MATCHDAY 23
Maystead 4-2 Christchurch FC
Pays de Croix 2-0 Riverside
Les Alliés 3-0 Bota Guerre
Bugny FC 2-1 Longview
Arçon 1-0 Gilley FC
Royalwich 1-1 Walldrew

MATCHDAY 24
Riverside 0-0 Maystead
Bota Guerre 2-4 Christchurch FC
Longview 0-0 Pays de Croix
Gilley FC 2-2 Les Alliés
Walldrew 1-7 Bugny FC
Royalwich 3-0 Arçon

MATCHDAY 25
Maystead 1-2 Bota Guerre
Riverside 3-4 Longview
Christchurch FC 1-1 Gilley FC
Pays de Croix 2-1 Walldrew
Les Alliés 2-0 Royalwich
Bugny FC 2-1 Arçon

MATCHDAY 26
Longview 4-0 Maystead
Gilley FC 2-1 Bota Guerre
Walldrew 4-2 Riverside
Royalwich 1-1 Christchurch FC
Arçon 0-1 Pays de Croix
Bugny FC 1-1 Les Alliés

MATCHDAY 27
Maystead 1-0 Gilley FC
Longview 1-5 Walldrew
Bota Guerre 0-3 Royalwich
Riverside 1-1 Arçon
Christchurch FC 2-1 Bugny FC
Pays de Croix 1-0 Les Alliés

MATCHDAY 28
Walldrew 1-1 Maystead
Royalwich 0-1 Gilley FC
Arçon 0-0 Longview
Bugny FC 1-3 Bota Guerre
Les Alliés 6-1 Riverside
Pays de Croix 4-0 Christchurch FC

MATCHDAY 29
Maystead 1-0 Royalwich
Walldrew 2-0 Arçon
Gilley FC 1-1 Bugny FC
Longview 2-1 Les Alliés
Bota Guerre 1-1 Pays de Croix
Riverside 0-2 Christchurch FC

MATCHDAY 30
Arçon 1-1 Maystead
Bugny FC 7-1 Royalwich
Les Alliés 0-1 Walldrew
Pays de Croix 0-0 Gilley FC
Christchurch FC 0-1 Longview
Riverside 1-2 Bota Guerre

MATCHDAY 31
Maystead 1-1 Bugny FC
Arçon 2-1 Les Alliés
Royalwich 4-5 Pays de Croix
Walldrew 2-0 Christchurch FC
Gilley FC 2-0 Riverside
Longview 2-1 Bota Guerre

MATCHDAY 32
Les Alliés 1-1 Maystead
Pays de Croix 2-0 Bugny FC
Christchurch FC 0-0 Arçon
Riverside 4-1 Royalwich
Bota Guerre 0-1 Walldrew
Longview 0-1 Gilley FC

MATCHDAY 33
Maystead 1-3 Pays de Croix
Les Alliés 0-1 Christchurch FC
Bugny FC 3-1 Riverside
Arçon 1-2 Bota Guerre
Royalwich 1-1 Longview
Walldrew 0-1 Gilley FC

MATCHDAY 34
Pays de Croix 2-0 Gilley FC
Maystead 1-0 Les Alliés
Bugny FC 1-0 Arçon
Royalwich 2-3 Riverside
Walldrew 0-0 Bota Guerre
Christchurch FC 0-2 Longview

MATCHDAY 35
Les Alliés 1-2 Pays de Croix
Arçon 1-0 Gilley FC
Bugny FC 6-1 Maystead
Bota Guerre 1-1 Royalwich
Longview 2-1 Riverside
Christchurch FC 1-2 Walldrew

MATCHDAY 36
Pays de Croix 2-1 Arçon
Les Alliés 2-1 Bugny FC
Gilley FC 1-1 Maystead
Royalwich 2-0 Longview
Bota Guerre 1-2 Christchurch FC
Riverside 0-1 Walldrew

MATCHDAY 37
Bugny FC 1-0 Pays de Croix
Maystead 2-0 Arçon
Gilley FC 0-1 Les Alliés
Christchurch FC 0-0 Royalwich
Walldrew 2-1 Longview
Riverside 1-4 Bota Guerre

MATCHDAY 38
Pays de Croix 1-1 Maystead
Bugny FC 1-0 Gilley FC
Arçon 4-1 Les Alliés
Royalwich 0-0 Walldrew
Christchurch FC 1-1 Riverside
Longview 6-1 Bota Guerre

-                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pays de Croix          38   26   9   3    66   29  +37    87  C / TQCC
 2 Bugny FC               38   18   9  11    64   46  +18    63  GC
 3 Maystead               38   15  17   6    63   46  +17    62  GC / Cygnus
 4 Arçon                  38   16   9  13    48   37  +11    57  GC
 5 Les Alliés             38   15  11  12    61   42  +19    56
 6 Walldrew               38   13  10  15    52   57   −5    49
 7 Royalwich              38   13  10  15    49   56   −7    49
 8 Gilley FC              38   11  13  14    31   38   −7    46
 9 Longview               38   11  11  16    55   72  −17    44
10 Christchurch FC        38   11   8  19    40   53  −13    41
11 Bota Guerre            38    9  11  18    44   63  −19    38
12 Riverside              38    6  10  22    41   75  −34    28  R

-  Team                   P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Westbay United        36  16  10  10  64  44  +20  58  C / SBCC
 2 Cherrywich            36  16   7  13  47  48   -1  55  SBCC
 3 Montbenoit            36  13  14   9  60  48  +12  53  SBCC
 4 Trainswain            36  15   8  13  41  36   +5  53  SBCC
 5 Real Gilley           36  15   7  14  58  60   -2  52
 6 Elkburgh              36  14   7  15  49  59  -10  49
 7 Newtonville           36  11  13  12  36  33   +3  46
 8 Ville-DuPont          36  11  12  13  26  34   -8  45
 9 Universal United      36  10  11  15  34  37   -3  41  RPO
10 Adin Stane            36  12   5  19  42  58  -16  41  R

PROMOTION/RELEGATION PLAYOFFS

Semi Final
Universal United 1-1 Locksley FC (1-1 agg)
Locksley FC 1-0 Universal United (2-1 agg)

AFC Montbenoit City 4-2 Portmore Village (4-2 agg)
Portmore Village 1-3 AFC Montbenoit City (3-7 agg)

Final
Locksley FC 0-1 AFC Montbenoit City (0-1 agg)
AFC Montbenoit City 1-0 Locksley FC (2-0 agg)

AFC Montbenoit City promoted / Universal United relegated

-  Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Metalton                 36  19   8   9  34  27   +7  65  C
 2 AFC Montbenoit City      36  15  12   9  55  37  +18  57  PPO
 3 Portmore Village         36  15  12   9  51  41  +10  57  PPO
 4 Locksley FC              36  15   9  12  51  43   +8  54  PPO
 5 Middleview               36  12  15   9  30  25   +5  51
 6 South Garland FC         36  14   9  13  48  48   +0  51
 7 Amerique                 36  11  12  13  52  46   +6  45
 8 Ironshire                36  11  11  14  54  64  -10  44
 9 Dudlek FC                36   9   7  20  53  60   -7  34  RPO
10 Loadsamoney United       36   8   7  21  37  74  -37  31  R

PROMOTION/RELEGATION PLAYOFFS

Semi Final
Dudlek FC 3-0 FC Kingsfort (3-0 agg)
FC Kingsfort 3-4 Dudlek FC (3-7 agg)

Brighton Town 2-0 Greenwater (2-0 agg)
Greenwater 1-0 Brighton Town (1-2 agg)

Final
Dudlek FC 0-2 Brighton Town (0-2 agg)
Brighton Town 1-4 Dudlek FC (3-4 agg)

No extra promotion/relegation.

-  Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Bloomington                36  20   8   8  35  20  +15  68  C
 2 Brighton Town              36  17  14   5  34  15  +19  65  PPO
 3 Greenwater                 36  20   5  11  35  27   +8  65  PPO
 4 FC Kingsfort               36  16   9  11  51  41  +10  57  PPO
 5 Delta FC                   36  12  10  14  27  29   -2  46
 6 Waterbury                  36  11  11  14  37  40   -3  44
 7 FC Coastline               36  11  11  14  32  36   -4  44
 8 Plude Red                  36  10  12  14  30  37   -7  42
 9 Limitode FC                36   9  11  16  34  41   -7  38
10 Farmingdale Wanderers      36   4   9  23   9  38  -29  21

FIRST ROUND

Loadsamoney United 1-0 Trainswain
Delta FC 0-2 Universal United 
Cherrywich 0-1 FC Kingsfort
Greenwater 2-1 South Garland FC 
Real Gilley 1-2 Newtonville 
Metalton 1-0 Ville-DuPont 
Elkburgh 1-1 Adin Stane (2-1 AET)
Waterbury 0-0 Christchurch FC (0-0 AET, 1-3 PKs)
Farmingdale Wanderers 0-0 Locksley FC (0-1 AET)
Riverside 2-0 Dudlek FC 
Montbenoit 4-1 Ironshire 
FC Coastline 2-1 Portmore Village 
Middleview 0-2 Limitode FC 
Amerique 2-0 AFC Montbenoit City 
Plude Red 1-1 Westbay United (4-2 AET)
Brighton Town 0-1 Bloomington

SECOND ROUND

Walldrew 1-0 FC Kingsfort 
Locksley FC 1-0 Gilley FC 
Metalton 1-2 Riverside 
Loadsamoney United 2-0 Bloomington
FC Coastline 0-2 Longview
Limitode FC 1-2 Christchurch FC
Newtonville 0-0 Elkburgh (0-0 AET, 3-0 PKs)
Amerique 2-1 Montbenoit 
Bota Guerre 1-1 Greenwater (1-1 AET, 2-1 PKs)
Plude Red 2-2 Universal United (2-2 AET, 1-2 PKs)

THIRD ROUND

Locksley FC 0-2 Maystead 
Arçon 2-1 Walldrew 
Bugny FC 4-0 Loadsamoney United 
Bota Guerre 2-2 Les Alliés (2-5 AET)
Christchurch FC 5-1 Amerique 
Pays de Croix 1-2 Newtonville 
Royalwich 0-2 Universal United 
Longview 3-0 Riverside

FOURTH ROUND

Longview 1-1 Les Alliés (1-1 AET, 4-3 PKs)
Newtonville 1-3 Maystead
Arçon 1-1 Universal United (1-2 AET)
Bugny FC 2-2 Christchurch FC (3-2 AET)

SEMI FINALS

Longview 1-0 Universal United 
Universal United 1-2 Longview (1-3 agg)

Maystead 4-0 Bugny FC
Bugny FC 1-1 Maystead (1-5 agg)

FINALS

Longview 1-2 Maystead

So in review: Pays de Croix win their first ever Premier League title in a landslide, automatically qualifying for the TakilQuip Champions Cup as well as next season's Carity Shield. Maystead win their first ever FAS Cup championship and qualify once again to the Cygnus Cup and Charity Shield, as well as the Globe Cup along with Bugny FC and Arçon. In League 1, Westbay United gain entry into the Premier League for the first time by winning that league, and will enter next season's Series B Champions Cup along with Cherrywich, Montbenoit, and Trainswain.

TQCC - Pays de Croix
Globe Cup - Bugny FC, Maystead, Arçon
Series B CC - Westbay United, Cherrywich, Montbenoit, Trainswain
Cygnus Cup - Maystead

by **Fanchnopolis** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:39 pm

FANCHNOPOLIS DOMESTIC LEAGUE
Second season

In the second season of the Fanchnopolis league, Uni-Ribs were clear favourites, thanks to the excellent results in the previous edition of the main division and the fact that they have some of the best players of the country, something proved when you take a look at the Fanchnopolis National Team squad. And they proved that people were right, as they fought for the title until the end... but a surprise came and they ended in second, with Império Vazio winning the trophy in the last round. As for the teams qualified for international competitions, no surprise, since all of them were expected to dispute these positions. The negative surprise was 16 de Junho. The team that won the National Cup in the last season failed to play well and nearly got relegated, escaping in the last rounds.

- Grupo Diretoria, final standings
 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Império Vazio             38  21  12   5   83   43   40   75
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   2  Uni-Ribs                  38  22   7   9   75   53   22   73
   3  Rua Augusta               38  21   5  12   84   64   20   68
   4  Bofetadas                 38  18  10  10   73   52   21   64
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   5  Bueiros do Centro         38  17  11  10   57   38   19   62
   6  Armada Ribeirão           38  17   9  12   63   55    8   60
   7  Atlética Capital          38  15  11  12   64   50   14   56
   8  Caribe                    38  15   8  15   42   40    2   53
   9  Solo Sagrado              38  14  10  14   61   62   -1   52
  10  Lago Preto                38  12  16  10   60   55    5   52
  11  Largo Pinheiros           38  15   5  18   62   72  -10   50
  12  Sinuca FC                 38  14   8  16   56   60   -4   50
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  13  Área de Fumantes          38  13  10  15   40   58  -18   49
  14  16 de Junho               38  13   9  16   43   56  -13   48
  15  Favela da Remo            38  12  11  15   44   45   -1   47
-------------------------------------------------------------------
  16  Interioranos              38  11  12  15   57   66   -9   45
  17  Paulicéia                 38  12   4  22   51   68  -17   40
  18  Barra Funda               38  11   7  20   55   76  -21   40
  19  Ipiranga Unido            38   9  12  17   48   69  -21   39
  20  São Eymael                38   6   7  25   35   71  -36   25

Orange: champions and qualified for the TQCC
Blue: qualified for the GC
Black: won a bye in the National Cup
Grey: escaped relegation, but with no byes in the cup
Red: relegated

In the second division, the Grupo de Acesso, we had many favourites for the promotion, which is the main focus of the entire competition and people think of the title only as a consequence in this case. In the end, we had two fierce battles until the end of the league: first, for the title, between the four clubs that surely were the best in the year and deserved the place in the SBCC, with Mestre Motoqueiros getting the trophy. Second, the battle for 5th, the last promotion spot, in which no less than five teams ended with the same number of points!!!

- Grupo de Acesso, final standings
 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Mestres Motoqueiros       38  21   7  10   91   55   36   70
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   2  Instituto Vital           38  19  12   7   68   49   19   69
   3  Reitoria Atleticana       38  19  11   8   79   56   23   68
   4  Universidade              38  18  13   7   70   50   20   67
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   5  Rio Tietê                 38  16   8  14   56   50    6   56
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   6  Dia Vinte-Cinco           38  16   8  14   63   60    3   56
   7  Linha Amarela             38  16   8  14   61   61    0   56
   8  Ibirapuera FC             38  16   8  14   60   61   -1   56
   9  Pizzaiolos                38  15  11  12   65   55   10   56
  10  Estação Sé                38  15   8  15   61   68   -7   53
  11  Zona Leste                38  15   7  16   58   59   -1   52
  12  Sport Brigadeiro          38  15   5  18   61   60    1   50
  13  Lobas                     38  14   8  16   70   76   -6   50
  14  Intermunicipal            38  13  10  15   41   49   -8   49
  15  Pelada EC                 38  14   5  19   63   71   -8   47
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  16  Vila Madalena             38  11  12  15   30   46  -16   45
  17  Frei Loco                 38  13   5  20   42   49   -7   44
  18  Cervejeiros               38  13   4  21   55   73  -18   43
  19  Anhangabaú                38   8  11  19   32   60  -28   35
  20  Sport Jardins             38   9   7  22   33   51  -18   34

Purple: champions, promoted and qualified for the SBCC
Green: promoted and qualified for the SBCC
Blue: just promoted
Red: relegated

The last division of the league sometimes has some teams that stand out and show to be really superior to the others, and this happened this season. Avenida Corifeu managed to keep a good difference of more than ten points since the end of the first half of the season, sending the other top clubs to a battle for the promotion spots instead of a fight for the title. In the end, the most exciting disputed ended being the battle to not get relegated, since this would mean the disbanding of the team.

- Rota de Entrada, final standings
 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Avenida Corifeu           38  25   8   5   81   47   34   83
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   2  Viaduto Principal         38  21   6  11   54   46    8   69
   3  Grêmio Grevista           38  20   8  10   74   50   24   68
   4  Organização Jequiti       38  18  11   9   51   33   18   65
   5  Serasa Esporte            38  17  10  11   73   57   16   61
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   6  Tabacarias                38  17   9  12   54   53    1   60
   7  Aeroportos                38  16  12  10   60   48   12   60
   8  Academia Tatuapé          38  15  11  12   47   39    8   56
   9  Santo Fidélix             38  14  12  12   40   47   -7   54
  10  Camelódromo               38  15   8  15   64   64    0   53
  11  Clube Santana             38  14   8  16   62   59    3   50
  12  SC Clínicas               38  13  10  15   50   45    5   49
  13  Santo Amaro               38  14   5  19   47   51   -4   47
  14  Americano Higienópolis    38  11   8  19   45   60  -15   41
  15  Republicanos              38  11   8  19   37   53  -16   41
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  16  Eletropaulo               38  11   7  20   50   64  -14   40
  17  Lençóis do Campo          38  11   7  20   36   54  -18   40
  18  Mirante do Vale           38  10   8  20   33   58  -25   38
  19  Parques da Luz            38   8  14  16   38   46   -8   38
  20  Mooca Unida               38   8  12  18   39   61  -22   36

Purple: champions and promoted
Blue: just promoted
Red: relegated

Joining next season:
- Cometas
- Bienal EC
- Penélope-Fut
- Pira Alambiques
- Legião Feminista

THE F-CUP
Easy rules: single match, at the home of the club which had the worst performance during the league. Clubs qualified for the TQCC and GC do not take part, and the other best placed from the top division have a bye in the first round.

First round:
Americano Higienópolis 0-3 Universidade
Frei Loco 1-0 Estação Sé
Academia Tatuapé 1-3 16 de Junho
Viaduto Principal 0-1 Barra Funda
Lençóis do Campo 0-5 Lobas
Camelódromo 1-2 Instituto Vital
Parques da Luz 1-0 Linha Amarela
Organização Jequiti 0-0 Paulicéia (0-0 AET, 5-4 PKs)
Santo Amaro 2-2 Zona Leste (2-3 AET)
Aeroportos 2-1 Sport Brigadeiro
Sport Jardins 1-3 Pizzaiolos
Clube Santana 0-2 Mestres Motoqueiros
Avenida Corifeu 3-0 Vila Madalena
SC Clínicas 2-0 Dia Vinte-Cinco
Tabacarias 1-1 Rio Tietê (1-1 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Eletropaulo 1-2 Interioranos
Cervejeiros 0-0 Intermunicipal (0-0 AET, 4-3 PKs)
Grêmio Grevista 5-2 Ipiranga Unido
Mooca Unida 1-4 Pelada EC
Republicanos 1-4 Reitoria Atleticana
Mirante do Vale 0-6 Área de Fumantes
Santo Fidélix 2-4 Ibirapuera FC
Anhangabaú 0-0 São Eymael (1-0 AET)
Serasa Esporte 0-3 Favela da Remo

Second round:
Anhangabaú 1-5 Largo Pinheiros
Pizzaiolos 1-3 Caribe
Parques da Luz 0-3 Zona Leste
Avenida Corifeu 0-1 16 de Junho
Cervejeiros 0-2 Rio Tietê
Universidade 3-3 Reitoria Atleticana (3-5 AET)
Sinuca FC 0-1 Lago Preto
Área de Fumantes 2-1 Bueiros do Centro
Instituto Vital 2-0 Barra Funda
Organização Jequiti 1-7 Atlética Capital
SC Clínicas 1-1 Aeroportos (1-1 AET, 3-1 PKs)
Frei Loco 1-2 Interioranos
Ibirapuera FC 0-4 Grêmio Grevista
Pelada EC 2-4 Mestres Motoqueiros
Solo Sagrado 3-2 Armada Ribeirão
Lobas 0-0 Favela da Remo (0-1 AET)

Third round:
Rio Tietê 0-4 Atlética Capital
Grêmio Grevista 2-1 Área de Fumantes
16 de Junho 4-3 Largo Pinheiros
Mestres Motoqueiros 1-1 Favela da Remo (1-1 AET, 4-3 PKs)
Reitoria Atleticana 2-1 Solo Sagrado
Zona Leste 0-2 Instituto Vital
Lago Preto 1-3 Caribe
SC Clínicas 1-0 Interioranos

Quarterfinals:
Reitoria Atleitcana 2-1 Caribe
SC Clínicas 0-4 Mestres Motoqueiros
16 de Junho 1-2 Atlética Capital
Grêmio Grevista 0-2 Instituto Vital

Semifinals:
Instituto Vital 0-1 Atlética Capital
Reitoria Atleticana 0-0 Mestres Motoqueiros (0-1 AET)

Final:
Mestres Motoqueiros 1-4 Atlética Capital

With this, Atlética Capital is qualified for the Cygnus Cup.

by **95X** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:45 pm

Citizens for 95X Domestic Soccer, Inc.
proudly present
Soccer League X
Season 4 ∙ 95X Year 46

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Spatula City           30   18   7   5    39   21  +18    61
 2 Mount Barry            30   18   6   6    58   40  +18    60
 3 Oceanside              30   16   9   5    72   49  +23    57
 4 Port Chester           30   14  11   5    42   26  +16    53
 5 Cactus                 30   16   5   9    41   27  +14    53
 6 Seaside                30   15   5  10    62   45  +17    50
 7 Pacific City           30   13   6  11    72   68   +4    45
 8 Mitchell               30   11  10   9    47   44   +3    43
 9 Weeksberg              30   11   4  15    41   52  −11    37
10 Linkin Beach           30    8  11  11    55   55    0    35
11 University City        30   10   5  15    30   39   −9    35
12 Cascadia               30    9   6  15    31   41  −10    33
13 North River            30    9   6  15    27   41  −14    33
14 Gateway                30    7   9  14    51   59   −8    30
15 Pacific Beach          30    7   3  20    23   46  −23    24
16 Ashton                 30    6   1  23    46   84  −38    19

Championship
Spatula City 1–1 Mount Barry (2–1 AET)
Three in a row for the Utensils, who played in front of a sellout crowd of 12,000 at Polymer Field in Spatula City. This marks the first time a Soccer League X Championship game has sold out.

UICA Entries
Champions' Cup:
Spatula City Utensils
Globe Cup:
Mount Barry Altitude
SC Oceanside
Port Chester Ladybugs*

*As Port Chester and Cactus both finished with 53 points, a special playoff game was played between the two to determine who would join Mount Barry and Oceanside in representing Soccer League X in the Globe Cup.
Globe Cup Play-In
Port Chester 3–2 Cactus

by **Thaulandi** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:14 am

Link to season

CC:
Tower 6

GC:
Tower 3
Tower 5
Tower 8

SBCC:
Tower 13
Tower 17
Tower 9
Tower 12

by **Licentiapacisterra** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:05 pm

As shown in this (to be expanded later) post (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=11175641#p11175641), Licentian qualifiers to the UICA competitions are:

Champion's Cup - AFC Farnworth
Globe Cup - Montfort Wanderers, SC Montfort, Abingdon Celtic
Series B Champion's Cup - St Thomas' Cove, Old Corinthians, St Bart's, Houghton Young Boys

by **Cambirano** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:00 pm

As our first delegation to these tournaments, the following teams will be sent (As detailed in this thread)

Champion's Cup:
Cafi FC

Globe Cup:
Scherten FC
Benning United
Wesson City

by **Ossidiacqua** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:34 pm

"Hello, hello, hello, hello, and welcome to our special live edition of Gioco del Giorno! Here we will talk you through the final day of the season. My name, as ever, is Mmmmmmolto Benny Rossano..."

"AND I'M SCRRREEEEEEEAMIN' MIC MORETTI. ON WITH THE SHOW, BENNY?"

"On with the show, Mic... Yes, matches are finishing up and down the country even as we speak, so, let's have a look at the table as things stand, yes?"

MATCHDAY 38
CA Conquistadores 0-3 CD Cerro Nero Aglaura
Olimpico Oasi SS 1-1 RC de Mallerosa
Clube Cobreloa 0-2 Qolo-Qolo
Clube Esporte de Penthesilea 2-0 Internazionale
Unión Gimignano CF 1-4 Atletico Sant'Elia
Citta de Montevento 1-1 Condensadores CD
FC Sommieres Hibernia 1-2 AS Débardeurs Nationale
RCD San Marco 1-5 SS Clube Vortice
Ossidianense CF 1-1 CD Parquisteres
Académica di Terrabianco 1-9 Caballeros CF

"So despite Conquistadores' defeat, Caballeros' demolition in Terrabianco comes to nothing in terms of the table. Let's face it, Qolo-Qolo have had this title wrapped up a long time ago. Let's take a look at the final table."

A-Liga Standings

    Team                               P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Qolo-Qolo                         38  24  10   4   84  35  +49  82
  2 CA Conquistadores                 38  24   3  11   90  42  +48  75
  3 Caballeros CF                     38  23   5  10  104  51  +53  74
  4 Condensadores CD                  38  20   6  12   88  54  +34  66
  5 SS Clube Vortice                  38  19   5  14   63  59   +4  62
  6 AS Débardeurs Nationale           38  18   8  12   46  41   +5  62
  7 Atletico Sant'Elia                38  16   7  15   63  57   +6  55
  8 Académica di Terrabianco          38  15   9  14   50  66  -16  54
  9 Ossidianense CF                   38  15   7  16   58  70  -12  52
 10 Internazionale                    38  15   5  18   51  64  -13  50
 11 CD Parquisteres                   38  13   9  16   38  44   -6  48
 12 Olimpico Oasi SS                  38  10  17  11   37  42   -5  47
 13 Clube Cobreloa                    38  11  13  14   27  34   -7  46
 14 Clube Esporte de Penthesilea      38  11  12  15   33  37   -4  45
 15 RC de Mallerosa                   38  10  14  14   42  51   -9  44
 16 FC Sommieres Hibernia             38  10  12  16   54  73  -19  42
 17 RCD San Marco                     38  11   8  19   48  68  -20  41
 18 Unión Gimignano CF                38   9   9  20   43  65  -22  36
 19 CD Cerro Nero Aglaura             38   8   9  21   34  69  -35  33
 20 Citta de Montevento               38   3  22  13   51  82  -31  31


CAMPIOCINATO CHAMPIONS: QOLO-QOLO (48th title)

B-Liga Standings

    Team                            P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Mineros di Collindiana FC      38  23  12   3  53  20  +33  81
  2 Estudiantes CRF                38  20   8  10  45  21  +24  68
  3 Berenice-Fedora                38  18  12   8  40  27  +13  66
  4 AS Clube Toros                 38  17   9  12  52  38  +14  60
  5 RC Vitória de Cavasco          38  17   8  13  70  51  +19  59
  6 Cattedrale di Vincenze         38  16  10  12  37  28   +9  58
  7 Magisterio AC                  38  14  13  11  40  33   +7  55
  8 AS Universidad Tecnico         38  16   7  15  42  43   -1  55
  9 Atletico de Lux FC             38  16   7  15  44  40   +4  55
 10 Unione Industriali CF          38  15   9  14  37  33   +4  54
 11 Juventud di Campenza           38  15   9  14  45  41   +4  54
 12 Stade Olimpico FC              38  12  13  13  35  37   -2  49
 13 Racing Paresta                 38  13   8  17  34  37   -3  47
 14 Ciudad de Sant'Antioco         38  12  11  15  46  47   -1  47
 15 SC Excurstionistas di Vul      38  12   9  17  44  59  -15  45
 16 Stade Portomonti               38  11  10  17  40  48   -8  43
 17 Alianza Inca FS                38   8  15  15  34  48  -14  39
 18 Palmeiras di Asti SS           38   9  11  18  39  62  -23  38
 19 Atletico Sanvene CF            38   9   9  20  48  78  -30  36
 20 Arquilio de Regatas            38   9   6  23  54  88  -34  33

C-Liga Standings

    Team                         P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Olympique Elbegna            46  25  11  10  64  35  +29  86
  2 CF Independiente             46  24  14   8  57  35  +22  86
  3 Union Comerciale SC          46  25  11  10  61  35  +26  86
  4 Sporting Villafretta         46  22  13  11  77  53  +24  79
  5 Pro Libertas                 46  20  19   7  73  50  +23  79
  6 Union Amicale CF             46  20  17   9  56  31  +25  77
  7 CR d'Arcangelo               46  19  13  14  43  42   +1  70
  8 FC Vittoria d'Ossidiana      46  19  13  14  41  31  +10  70
  9 CR Atletico Villacqua        46  17  17  12  54  43  +11  68
 10 Recreativo Parquistolos      46  15  17  14  49  58   -9  62
 11 UC Doria                     46  15  17  14  39  35   +4  62
 12 Il Djocoranga CR             46  16  13  17  59  56   +3  61
 13 Atletico Corinthians SC      46  16  12  18  53  50   +3  60
 14 San Antonio Vitesse          46  12  22  12  46  36  +10  58
 15 Campenza Fe FC               46  14  16  16  59  57   +2  58
 16 Esportivo Portocruz CF       46  14  15  17  49  54   -5  57
 17 CA Odysseus Old Boys         46  15  11  20  68  80  -12  56
 18 Atletico Clube de Pax        46  14  12  20  34  43   -9  54
 19 Deportivo Arquilio UC        46  11  16  19  43  63  -20  49
 20 Gimnasia d'Aguilos SC        46  11  14  21  35  58  -23  47
 21 Regatas de Campo FC          46  11  11  24  44  73  -29  44
 22 Racing Santa Elena           46   9  14  23  45  69  -24  41
 23 Villafretta Rio Juniors      46   7  18  21  36  61  -25  39
 24 Stade Sant'Arcangelo         46   5  16  25  24  61  -37  31

Final
Condensadores CD 1-0 SS Clube Vortice (1-0 agg)

INTERNATIONAL QUALIFIERS
Champions' Cup: Qolo-Qolo
Globe Cup: CA Conquistadores, Caballeros CF, Condensadores CD
SBCC: Mineros di Collindiana FC, Estudiantes CRF, Berenice-Fedora, AS Clube Toros
Cygnus Cup: Condensadores CD

by **The Pazhujeb Islands** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:29 pm

The couch, Peregrina Thašighi learned after returning home late the night before (she'd been at a Kagdaz-refugee-supporting charity event in Mahathu), was unavailable this morning. It was a welcome eviction, however, as it had forced her out onto the ranch house's veranda, where the view below was what greeted her sleepy eyes.

She and her wife had bought a tract of land here on the open savanna of the Atharvana'ajat Valley a year ago and built a beautiful ranch. It was an investment for the future, to be sure; once football was no longer their livelihood they would need to do something with their lives, and the ranch offered opportunity. Someday, they dreamed, they would raise cattle and grow coffee. But that was a long way off. They were still young, and their couch, in its current condition, was a prominent reminder, as it had been crashed by a young blonde friend.

Fušia's note, left on the kitchen counter, had summed it up best:

The breakup is official, found out right after you left the ranch. I told Natasha to come over and have a few consolation drinks with me. Figured she could do with a pick-me up. I may or may not have pressured her into one two many Dark Towers, resulting in her current location. AKA the couch. Hope you're not mad!

Love, F

Far from being mad, Peregrina wished she could have been there. (For Natasha's sake, of course, though Fušia's legendary bartending skills, or lack thereof, typically resulted in fascinating beverages such as the Dark Tower, and thus were a shame to miss.) Under the public's withering eye, her high-profile celebrity romance with Eduard Winogradsky had disintegrated, in contrast to Peregrina and Fušia's surprisingly stable marriage.

Natasha, deeply upset, was taking it hard. The tabloids, hampered as they were by the government-enforced return to scrolls and not newspaper, had analyzed her every word, gesture, and public tear without mercy. In fairness, they'd been just as quick to characterize Eduard's transfer from FKM to Angels, a betrayal of his once-beloved People's Club, as a metaphor for his betrayal of the heartthrob Natasha.

Peregrina could smell through the open porch door behind her that her coffee was ready. Meandering back inside, she glanced with care at the couch. Natasha was there still, fast asleep, blanket draped over her tall and skinny frame, a half-drank glass of water on the carpeted floor right below her. Surely, imagined Peregrina, she was dreaming of a world in which she and her dear Eduard had somehow made it work. Dreams mock us in this way, do they not?

Sweeping aside her long black hair as she poured the similarly black elixir down into her vintage mug, a gaudy pink and metallic gold monstrosity (Collector's Edition Merch from the old days of Grilled Brie for 3), Peregrina suddenly recalled her desperate need for the newspaper. In just a few weeks, the Ivesh Bulah would return to the Pazhujeb Islands, and this morning's edition of the Mahathu Herald was purported to have every one of the league's eleven sides' finalized rosters at the ready.

The destruction and evacuation of Kagdazka, and thus the Federation, while clearly most significant in the political and humanitarian realm, had caused fallout to rain down across the world, much like Sorthern Northland's obliteration had a few years earlier (though the fallout in that case was, of course, literal and not metaphorical). Sport was under no imagined lead umbrella from this fallout, as teams and players reevaluated their future.

After some months spent in what were, in all honesty, glorified refugee camps, football clubs relocated from Kagdazka were quickly learning to assess their options more practically. The Pazhujeb Islands were home now.

Yastrabi, a club with plenty of money but inextricably tied to the Dyurtyuli Panhandle Independence Movement, an initiative for which there was no longer any subject, and Meteoriti, a club that had once rivaled Vulkan and Gimnasia for support in the town that had once served as Kagdazka's capital, Gelendzhik, had teamed up in a certain sense. The two clubs had together coordinated a move to the affluent new town of Ouedhina Amuzhivi (not far away from where Peregrina stood, actually), which served more or less as a suburb of Mahathu (created mostly by the influx of poor Kagdaz workers into the Pazhujebi capital, and the subsequent flight of the wealthy to new commuter communities), due to its location on the southernmost tip of Šede Island. There, the two teams hoped to rebrand themselves, stoking a new rivalry from nothing.

Vulkan, one of Peregrina's former clubs, had by contrast remained stubbornly true to their Kagdaz roots, staying in Novoye Kagdazka, a village that had exploded into a town that exploded into a city that exploded into a massive metropolis rivaling Mahathu, Pkethat Hevnaje, and Urajbina in size. The city, at altitude on the slopes of Mount Nussizhadani, was popular to snow-loving Kagdaz immigrants presumably because of its relatively cool climate (the summit of the mountain features a famous ski resort).

Iguani had recognized the need for practicality much more quickly than other Kagdaz teams. They had, unlike others, moved directly to an already-established Pazhujebi city without fear. The club, known for its radically liberal supporters, had gambled on a move to Fajr (Zahuj Peninsula's largest city), where the once-unstoppable juggernaut Zhevassi was king. The Iguanas, who had earned their keep in the former First Division partially on the back of a string of remarkably improbable upsets of the Blue and Orange, saw early on that they could make a living in hostile territory by simply being the team that everybody in town hated. You can't spell 'infamy' without 'fame.' Sort of.

Finally, FKM had realized that being the best club in Kagdazka and Pazhujebu was no longer possible. Kagdazka and Pazhujebu didn't exist anymore. If the People's Club wanted to continue their reign, they'd have to reinvent themselves, and so they had done by moving to the bright lights of the Pazhujeb Islands' capital and largest city, Mahathu. Building an enviable and expensive new stadium that nearly matched the Graha'ajat in Zhevassi for capacity (and opulence) with completely private funding, the Orange and Silver were trying to reach out to a demographic that had once viewed them as 'the club that only Kagdaz people like,' that is, Pazhujebis.

That was where Peregrina, Fušia, and Natasha came in. In a massive power play, FKM had splashed an obscene number of Pazhujebi riyals on a number of high-profile stars such as Ignatiy Voropaev, Ijev'inthibku Širharbidhiku, and Lazhthuthezha Jujazhedhi. The team's biggest coup of all, however, was linking up the high-profile couple of Peregrina and Fušia in the same club side for the first time ever. It was big news, and it was making big waves with every football fan in the nation.

Fušia was getting the most press, of course. The last time she had taken the field in the Pazhujeb Islands had been well over a decade ago, when she had been just a teenage youth talent at Juvapanam. But with her meteoritic rise to stardom, she'd left her home country behind for the lofty climes of Cafundéu, where Ranca Toco and Petardos S/A had offered her a chance to play in the best league in the multiverse. In her prime there, she'd been the best footballer on earth. But now she was 32 (on the old side for a football player), the Primeirona was collapsing, and her ailing homeland was calling for a heroine's return. She'd considered a return to Juvapanam, but her beloved Invincibles were now toiling away in PIFA League 1, the Islands' second division, and she couldn't pass up the chance to participate in FKM's resplendent new project. With her wife, to boot.

But while Fušia and Peregrina felt pressure, they both found Natasha's position to be the most unenviable. With Eduard gone to Angels, the FKM captaincy, once held by her former lover, fell on Natasha's weary shoulders. Her heart heavy from the breakup and from the destruction of her homeland, she would have to spearhead the most fearsome collection of talent to ever gather together at one Pazhujebi club. It was, to put it mildly, a task and a half.

With the time creeping yet closer to 10 AM, Peregrina knew that somebody on the ranch had to have that paper. Marching outside the front door of the main house, she peered across the dirt road, an alley lined by shrub brush, where the ranch manager's house was located.

Kicking aside pebbles in the road as she went, she crossed the road and climbed the steps onto the porch. Immediately, she recognized the telltale scent of everybody's favorite herb, accompanied by the expected greenish smoke wafting out of the front window.

"Morning, Faustiniusam," she said as she walked in with a playful gleam in her eye. "Has the Herald come in yet?"

"Oh, Mrs. Thašighi!" he bumbled as he hastily stuffed a palm-sized glass object into a desk drawer.

"You're lucky this is a 420-friendly ranch, Faust."

"Yeah!" His purple turban askew, Faustiniusam was a picture of incompetence: his black beard was unquestionably too long, his eyes were bloodshot, and his desk was covered in torn-open envelopes, markers without matching caps, and half-eaten Cheetos. However, while she and Fušia had aspirations to one day turn this ranch into something special, for now it was simply an isolated group of small buildings (luxurious as they were) out in the middle of a plain in a rural Šede Island valley, and they were content to employ a friendly and goodhearted (if inept) local as their ranch manager for the time being.

"Any luck on hiring a few hands, Faust?"

"No ma'am. Last guy I had in here to interview said he was qualified to work as a hand on a cattle ranch because he liked hamburger. Mahathu hipsters, eh ma'am?"

"You know, I'm from Mahathu, Faust."

"Uh... well, what I meant was... I mean... it's a lovely city. Just saying, uh…"

"I didn't come over to kill your buzz. Relax. Just wondering if the Herald has come yet."

"Oh yeah," he said as Peregrina took a sip from her tasteless mug, "it came fifteen minutes ago."

Faustiniusam, without leaving his simple wooden desk chair, reached to the very top of a precarious-looking stack of disorganized documents, locating a papyrus scroll tied with an encircling red linen string.

"There you go!" he cried jovially as he handed the paper to Peregrina with one hand and dug into a bag of Cheetos with the other. "I won't spoil it for you, but that Andropov-to-Therakham move went through, and I'm chuffed to bits."

"You're a Therakham fan?"

"Yes ma'am, my whole life. I was there in the Velodrama on the day you lot stole the runners-up trophy from Zhevassi on the last day in 5243. I bleed black and blue."

"Well hot-box away in here, Faust, I'm your new biggest fan. No way we're firing you, now I've found this out," Peregrina added with a smile.

"Will do ma'am!" With these words, he withdrew the bong from his desk and proceeded with his Cheeto-y business. Peregrina left for the main house with a wry grin.

Crossing the dirt road, ascending the steps to the main house, walking through the living space (Natasha was still out) and the kitchen, and strolling back out onto the veranda, she found Fušia leaning over the railing. Her hair now FKM orange, though still cut in Fušia's characteristic short style, she was wearing bright pink sunglasses, smoking a cigar, and playing a zombie-themed game on her mobile phone.

"Morning, beautiful," said Peregrina as she nestled up against her wife and kissed her briefly on the cheek.

"What's cracking, sweet cheeks?" answered the typically irreverent Fušia Oujadda. "Looks like the paper's here!"

"Yeah!"

"How's Faust doing?"

"Baked off his ass."

"I knew I could smell it on the breeze. What a jackwad, he told me he'd call me over next time he burned one down."

"We'll just have to fire him!" answered Peregrina with a sarcastic cackle.

"No shit," answered Fušia with the cigar still wedged between her front teeth.

Knowing she'd have to address it at some point, Peregrina deliberately changed the tone. "How's Natasha doing?"

Fušia sighed, took off the sunglasses, and ashed the cigar. "Not good."

"She's pretty upset?"

"Let's just say she was in tears for most of the evening. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided that the best cure for that was lots and lots of alcohol. In retrospect... a miscalculation."

"Because now she's passed out on the couch."

"And I'm more hung over than I've ever been in my whole life."

"Really?"

"No. That was a lie. I was blackout drunk after I won the TQCC. That hangover was the worst."

"But in all seriousness…"

Fušia looked into Peregrina's eyes with sincerity she often felt but rarely showed. "She needs us right now, Peregrina. She needs us big time. Between Kagdazka, and Eduard, and her new captaincy... there's a lot on her plate. I hope you're not mad about my letting her crash."

"Not at all. That's what friends are for."

They paused as a crack of very distant thunder rolled past on the breeze. Tame storm clouds were brewing up above the cliffs lining the valley, and the smell of rain was vaguely discernable in the warm air.

"Party time. Let's go inside and read that paper," said Fušia as she picked up her instruments of badassery (the cigar, sunglasses, and zombie-killing game) and led Peregrina off the porch and into the ranch house.

5259 IVESH BULAH SEASON ARRIVES!

It's that time of year once again, dear readers! Though the KPFA League First Division is officially no more, we still have league football to cover nonetheless! For the first time in over forty years, since the World Cup 40 cycle, in fact, the Pazhujeb Islands' domestic league will take place once again. But while in those ancient days stadia were merely dirt pits dug in the ground, now modernization has brought our nation lavish arenas! Things have changed.

FKM, for example, have become Pazhujebi. Once the pride of a now-dead land, FKM seek to build a new empire and a new home. Will buying millions upon millions of riyals of talent be enough to persuade skeptical new supporters? And what about the old timers, the Kagdaz refugees who will stand behind the People's Club still? Will they take to this new revolution, or will they view it as too great a deviation?

You decide. We've compiled all the latest information below in these tables. There are eleven clubs in the Ivesh Bulah. Which one will be champion? If you're having trouble picking, take a look at the little "Experts' Ratings" blurb for every team. We've assembled a crack team of world-class experts to give you ratings for each of the teams in the league: retired chief sports editor for Радиосеть Федерации Innokentiy Aleksashkin, former Zhevassi press secretary Chumi'chujama Šanha, and acting legal representative of the KPFA Players Union Senghor Waota.

ANGELS

a.k.a. The Red and Blue
Full Name: Kuratmad Angels Athletic Club
City: Mahathu
Stadium: Praça de Prata (66,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 7th
Trophies in Club History: 0
Supporter Politics: Right-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin * Šanha ** Waota *

Manager: Charha Chadi
Formation: 4-1-2-1-2

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Šu Pabhiši M GK 30
4 Gausra Gunendran M DM 27
5 Eduard Winogradsky M CM 27
8 Duzhfašeh Bhuzhutheh M LB 27
9 Yegor Shalaev M ST 28
11 Chikae Numa M RM 30
12 Nessetheezhu Khavukhev M LB 27
13 Danya Trubachev M LB 30
14 Lazhi'dušegheh Qeechfassa M LB 17
15 Trebiusam Magesh M LB 24
17 Needasseh Šefe Qib M ST 17
18 Anene Soyinka M CM 23
20 Ouaneh'thethazhu Ekhadegha M CB 25
21 Dassathus Efušada M ST 25
22 Dadi Ouak M DM 25
24 Okpara Lugheh M RB 22
25 Saveli Kovlun M GK 26
27 Khipi'ribuji Anuvitta M CB 30
28 Dihibhiveh Suhi M LM 24
29 Fabiyan Aznabaev M LB 27
30 Anton Zimyatov M CB 26
32 Umashankar Srivastava M CB 28

(starters in bold)

FKM

a.k.a. The People's Club
Full Name: Football Klub Murmansk
City: Mahathu
Stadium: Government District Stadium (85,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 1st
Trophies in Club History: 11 (8 leagues, 2 cups, and 1 TQCC)
Supporter Politics: Left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin ***** Šanha ***** Waota ****

Manager: Nemešiabhi Ja
Formation: 4-5-1

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Qasim Ukhtomsky M GK 19
2 Natasha Klossovskaya F RB 27
3 Heydar Varenkov M LB 23
4 Fušia Oujadda F RM 32
5 Chiji’thassevha Udhi M CB 25
6 Serafima Baronova F CB 26
7 Manu Uneegha M RM 28
8 Ouimhinathuvi Fah M CM 26
11 Anjuthušizhu Ghedafghupa M LM 32
12 Ijev’inthibku Širharbidhiku M ST 27
13 Maksim Voroshilov M ST 22
14 Peregrina Thašighi F LM 34
15 Lazhthuthezha Jujazhedhi F DM 26
17 Eduard Porkhomov M LM 29
20 Iv Gutta M CM 29
24 Caepio Monicam M AM 23
25 Ignatiy Voropaev M GK 23
26 Pudhash Zuenyika M RM 25
28 Rakh Umakanta M AM 20
29 Sevastyan Chtgheglovski M ST 24
30 Qakhanukhi Yudhajit M LM 17
31 Dzhamila Ivakina F CM 20

(starters in bold)

IGUANI

a.k.a. The Iguanas
Full Name: Football Club Iguani Fajr
City: Fajr
Stadium: Qijirihiv Qari Velodrama (28,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 4th
Trophies in Club History: 0
Supporter Politics: Very left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin * Šanha * Waota *

Manager: Bogdan Kuzmenko
Formation: 5-1-2-1-1

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Šukuf’thijani Mijji M GK 23
2 Shalini Urh F LB 28
3 Tykaraije Makureru M LB 27
5 Vurhu'akaneh Pantera M CB 28
6 Khijikacha Ethudha M CM 26
7 Sampura Siriko M RM 24
8 Thakhufibhihar Emh M LB 24
9 Ouamchi Pudibhišu M ST 26
10 Nono Jariku M AM 33
11 Mikhail Drygin M LM 26
12 Oleg Rostov M ST 31
15 Mešeh'chissuzhu Rakšathabhu M ST 17
16 Yuthissašid Bhaskar M CB 27
21 Ata Nergis M LM 25
22 Faustiniusam Sudesha M CM 29
23 Ayoluwa Ghu F CM 22
24 Dharam Nguimgo M LB 17
25 Cirayu Ouazha M CM 28
26 Fredek Kramarenko M DM 28
27 Yakim Novokoff M GK 27
29 Exilo Poniatowski M DM 30
30 Kondrati Korneev M CB 26

(starters in bold)

METEORITI

a.k.a. The White and Blue
Full Name: Meteoriti Zafaryab Ludujat
City: Ouedhina Amuzhivi
Stadium: Ouedhina Amuzhivi Stidiyama (46,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 9th
Trophies in Club History: 0
Supporter Politics: Left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin ** Šanha * Waota **

Manager: Boris Timriz
Formation: 4-1-2-1-2

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Thašaf Jimoh F GK 17
2 Andrei Nakhimov M LB 22
3 Karp Zakarov M DM 27
5 Fedot Luzhkov M CB 27
7 Canidius Ghanuju M RM 17
8 Jinraj Ghirighoosha M ST 23
9 Ferh Inoniyegha M ST 18
10 Linusam Bango M ST 17
11 Averki Ovchinnikov M LM 19
13 Oleg Putyatin M DM 21
14 Vladimir Nasenko M LM 26
16 Juthu'thiheri Natraj M CB 24
17 Yaghu'tharira Shrinivas M LB 21
18 Balachandar Ebezhik M CM 19
20 Yeremai Glebovich M GK 20
21 Florenti Tarasov M LM 27
25 Yuneh'šijechu Sajibher M ST 21
27 Jušupekhir Reh M LM 18
28 Jhawar Va M RB 24
29 Achi Rachaqachi M LB 26
30 Pachomiusam Bhu M ST 22
31 Boris Turov M AM 28
32 Vsevolod Rospev M CB 20

(starters in bold)

RAKTAGHAV HATHI

a.k.a. The Red Elephants
Full Name: Raktaghav Hathi
City: Emuzhezh
Stadium: Emuzhezh Stidiyama (36,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 5th
Trophies in Club History: 1 (1 cup)
Supporter Politics: Right-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin **** Šanha ***** Waota *****

Manager: Kaikusi Iku'po
Formation: 5-2-3

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Zubeida Ichuvihaja F GK 37
2 Luharhana Mhamesha F CB 17
4 Odšahe Yakoko M DM 32
5 Taheq Enaharo M CB 20
6 Ouighšikh Dhujabghevatha M CB 23
7 Offin Sowrirajan M CM 29
8 Osya Instinsky M DM 27
9 Lyonya Filipov M ST 30
10 Thavjiv Šeruthuvu M ST 25
15 Vahuthabhi Mbango M LB 29
17 Anastas Bakhtin M ST 26
18 Gordianus Kuruvilla M CM 29
20 Crispin Yogish M CB 30
22 Falconiusam Urbhevighi M CB 21
23 Khughizhu Dheebha M ST 25
24 Orusim Soldatov M ST 24
25 Dihebhakeh Okpara M CM 27
27 Atish Meyappan M GK 17
28 Zamajnuzhe Khumir M ST 19
31 Šebhijithi Meqivhamu M ST 24
32 Carantušam Khidh M ST 17

(starters in bold)

THERAKHAM

a.k.a. The Terrors
Full Name: Therakham Zafaryab Ludujat
City: Mahathu
Stadium: Therakham Velodrama (52,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 10th
Trophies in Club History: 1 (1 cup)
Supporter Politics: Left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin ***** Šanha **** Waota *****

Manager: Yegor Gaznayev
Formation: 4-4-2

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Epana Vuzh M GK 27
2 Eitan Andropov M RB 36
3 Valentin Gutionov M LB 28
4 Chujathach Baraguina M RM 27
5 Venedikt Golubev M CB 28
6 Ata Ouazh M CM 27
8 Padorin Sharivker M ST 26
10 Qevheh'sibepi Bandele M ST 28
12 Vharia Ouirudhuthupeecheh F CB 19
13 Anjaka Cansai M LB 24
15 Šathagha Oluremelekun M LB 29
19 Zhi Sreenivas M DM 26
20 Jhepi'vedhessi Chellappan M AM 21
23 Radoslav Luzhkov M GK 26
24 Amartya Gihif M CB 26
25 Ivan Kazapov M CB 30
26 Andrei Rostovtzeff M CB 18
27 Anastas Naumov M GK 25
28 Reevhu Bazighe M RM 19
30 Antip Zheronkin M GK 21
31 Umaru Macheši M ST 22
32 Murali Ajuwa M CB 22

(starters in bold)

URAJBINA

a.k.a. The Yellow, Red, and Blue
Full Name: Urajbina Zafaryab Ludujat
City: Urajbina
Stadium: Oberlander'ajat Stidiyama (41,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 2nd
Trophies in Club History: 2 (2 cups)
Supporter Politics: Left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin * Šanha *** Waota **

Manager: Maksim Astafyev
Formation: 4-4-2

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Domevlo Ghi M GK 18
2 Jahat Chahachim M RB 37
4 Bureh Sadhussithiji M CM 19
6 Postumianusam Aliyu M CB 29
8 Patel Zev M ST 33
9 Feofil Gordiev M ST 22
10 Yughiviz Bhab M CM 19
11 Vergiliusam Ateba M ST 20
14 Šidibruvu Dhivadha M CB 29
15 Itoto Ukipu M ST 23
16 Ghijeh'hizhighi Šejha M GK 24
17 Servilius Parh M CB 18
18 Yuri Utepov M CB 32
20 Bikath Ateba M RM 19
21 Falx Khumathejib M CB 19
22 Caligularana Harishandra M LM 31
24 Uv Zha M RB 29
25 Ahiratha Cheenqašifu M RM 29
27 Bogdan Gerschenkron M GK 20
28 Ouagha Mebhav M ST 26
30 Yamin Obukhov M CB 28

(starters in bold)

URNABHI

a.k.a. The Spiders
Full Name: Urnabhi
City: Emuzhezh
Stadium: Emuzhezh Stidiyama (36,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 6th
Trophies in Club History: 0
Supporter Politics: Left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin ** Šanha **** Waota ****

Manager: Cjkbavkc Qd
Formation: 5-2-3

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Foonoo Tha M GK 19
2 Lakha'nakhira Reenharaji M RB 18
3 Assu Danquah M LB 24
4 Kuzma Gataullin M CM 24
6 Stepan Petrachkov M CB 35
7 Pavel Vengerov M RM 28
11 Ayodhika Oparaku F LM 17
12 Leonid Shcherbina M ST 35
13 Sivissivu Ihu M LM 21
15 Ouagh Olembe M CB 28
16 Wlodzimierz Nelidov M GK 21
17 Ouašukhuma Bhunhufajeh M AM 25
19 Yelisei Timkowski M RM 24
20 Yaghepidhi Oparaku M LM 22
21 Bandele Visweswaramurthy M RM 18
22 Hridayaja Durai M ST 27
23 Ouare'neeghucheh Vasava M DM 29
24 Akasagarbhi Jathirissi M RB 26
25 Ryurik Mizirov M CB 36
27 Artyom Borzakov M LM 24
28 Bishwajit Thajubhu M ST 26
31 Okpara Aliyu M ST 26
32 Lucullus Dhapeshvana M LM 23

(starters in bold)

VEZHIDRUPA

a.k.a. The Orange and White
Full Name: Vezhidrupa Zafaryab Ludujat
City: Mahathu
Stadium: Namhanku Aviation Field (32,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: PIFA League 1 Champion
Trophies in Club History: 0
Supporter Politics: Right-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin *** Šanha **** Waota ****

Manager: Brutušam Erassi
Formation: 3-4-3

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Nikita Karbonenko M GK 27
2 Yov Baronov M RM 30
3 Yefrem Yakushkin M DM 19
6 Pi'po Semari M CB 25
7 Epeputha Zhaparhi M ST 17
10 Lacheej Dhudi M RM 17
12 Vhunu'dahara Saach M GK 23
13 Vyacheslav Pintusevich M ST 24
15 Catonius Solaja M LM 27
16 Kiril Hvorostovsky M ST 21
17 Donat Guliyev M CM 23
18 Rodion Bushmanov M ST 18
20 Essi'nuchibhu Zuduthirvena M GK 21
22 Svyatopolk Bartrev M LM 22
23 Veronica Thundayal F RM 19
24 Vladimir Loginov M LM 26
26 Dheesh Amufi M GK 27
29 Iyapo Piriqa M CM 17
30 Onanin Shubukin M ST 24
31 Vheequbuj Yavar M ST 22
32 Profuteriušam Nikesh M CB 24

(starters in bold)

VULKAN

a.k.a. The Volcano
Full Name: Football Club Vulkan Gelendzhik
City: Novoye Kagdazka
Stadium: Yašah Studios Field (62,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 8th
Trophies in Club History: 1 (1 cup)
Supporter Politics: Left-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin **** Šanha ** Waota ***

Manager: Šudhan Chahachim
Formation: 4-3-3

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
2 Ouadhuchassia Ešu F ST 24
3 Rodion Martinov M LB 27
4 Nadhathadheegh Qhu M LM 30
5 Rima Melamida F CB 23
6 Fekha'jizhimu Urassezhu M RM 17
7 Zhivi'ejethi Zhu M ST 29
8 Chalia Sajid F ST 26
10 Vee Mharighechooba M CM 20
11 Yuzhissa Aghimaqaj M LM 32
12 Naum Venclov M CB 26
13 Yarok Svatkowski M RM 25
14 Basanta Olukojo M RM 26
16 Aj Katusi M GK 17
17 Konstantin Tsarapkin M ST 28
18 Dhess Šu M LM 27
20 Gleb Guznishchev M CM 21
21 Sanjog Šan M CM 29
22 Nikita Prerovsky M CM 30
24 Osip Lazarenko M RM 22
25 Rada Krylova F AM 29
27 Andrian Mikhaylichenko M CB 28
29 Nhu Vidwans M CB 29
31 Dhuhuvrizhifi Bazighe M CB 22
32 Akanni Vazhpaji M GK 26

(starters in bold)

YASTRABI

a.k.a. The Hawks
Full Name: Yastrabi Zafaryab Ludujat
City: Ouedhina Amuzhivi
Stadium: Ouedhina Amuzhivi Stidiyama (46,000 seats)
Finish Last Year: 3rd
Trophies in Club History: 1 (1 cup)
Supporter Politics: Right-wing
Experts' Ratings: Aleksashkin *** Šanha *** Waota ***

Manager: Wladyslaw Bashirskaya
Formation: 4-4-2

NUMBER NAME GENDER POS AGE
1 Baltabek Ignatyev M GK 33
2 Naum Udachin M RB 33
3 Camran Linchuk M LB 27
5 Rodian Bakhvalov M LM 22
6 Pirdassia Bawuah F CB 33
8 Kkrhumoq Ztnkk M CM 24
9 Baneegh Hukhijjisseh M ST 29
10 Azhibhef Seetharaman M AM 23
11 Soja Mbongo M LB 28
12 Obierika Solanki M RM 30
13 Bhussu Tapti M RB 19
14 Veegh Surati F RB 18
19 Zivan Mozarov M CB 21
20 Leonti Rospev M RB 23
21 Ouadikh Lhu M GK 26
22 Lazhi'dušegheh Qeechfassa M LB 17
24 Taras Murin M RM 22
25 Ilya Narimanov M RB 28
27 Thidhi'faghupi Akpan M ST 29
28 Yegor Obolensky M RM 31
29 Enavada Zha M ST 31
31 Sergei Astapkovich M ST 25

(starters in bold)

by **Carmadin** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:24 am

Season 8

UICA Review

The Carmadin clubs in the Champion's Cup opened things up strong, as Seendok Shells beat Errion Vega FK of Andossa se Mitrin Vega 5-3, winning 3-2 away, then 2-1 at home. Northeastern, meanwhile, was crushed by Alianza Ciruelas of Aguazul, 5-0, on agrregate, putting the Shells in the playoff round. In that playoff round, Seendok made history, defeating Camwood's Vanler Dynamo, 3-1, to secure a spot in Group G, the first time any Carmadin club has made it to the Champion's Cup group stage. Seendok Shells did none too shabby in the Group Stage, finishing third in front of Astograth University, and behind Árgos LP and AS Bezieres, with a record of 2-1-3. This put them in the Globe Cup's knockout rounds.

The Globe Cup opened much less happily, Chahr North Stars falling on away goals to Para Wanderer’s FC of Boring Paradise in the Playoff Access Stage. Cahrsinleh Devils, meanwhile, handed FC Tallonts of Scitoumont a handy 5-1 thumping in their Selective Stage tie. The Preliminary Stage of the Globe Cup first saw Sho Athletic Club beaten 4-3 by Elkhausen FC of Forestly, then Cahrsinleh Devils defeat Trechoid FC of Aels, 3-0. In the Eliminatory Stage, Cahrsinleh extended their streak, thrashing Bakersfield of Free South Califas 5-2. However, it was the qualifying stage where they fell, losing 3-1 to Ousteeble TU of Earent. In that same stage, however, Northeastern thumped Sporting White Rock of Camwood, 6-1, to go to the Globe Cup group stage, in group H. In that group, Northeastern went on to the Knockouts, finishing second with an all-even record of 2-2-2, in front of Mountbatten Junction and Bradley Hornets, and trailing Grasshopers Turic. In the round of 32, Seendok fell, 5-3, to Grasshoppers Turic, while Northeastern lost 6-3 to Alianza Ciruelas of Aguazul

Carmadin Clubs have always struggled in the Series B Champion's Cup, and this was no exception, Shared Land Freedom not making it out of the First Preliminary, and going down 2-1 to Bear Village of Westros. Vonto City United did slightly better, defeating Aleksander Forest of Scitoumont 3-0. In the Second Preliminary, United kept up their form, winning 3-0 again, this time against Vilita's Jlinal Cove. Vonto Bears, meanwhile, fell 5-4 to Lago Preto of Fachnopolis. In the Third Preliminary, Vonto City's success came to a screeching halt, as Afton FC or Jasiyun downed them easily, 5-0. The Playoff Round of the SBCC brought more happiness, Ultimate qualifying to the Group Stage by defeating Camwood's South Banks FC, 5-2. Ultimate's efforts came short, however, as they finished last in the group, with a 1-1-4 record, behind Vájóthl, Laketown FC , and Cedniavella.

But that UICA season is behind us now, and it's time for the (incredibly late, non-RPed, time constrained) CFL!

Season  Champion            Runner-up         Third Place
I       Seendok Shells      FC Charge         Northeastern
II      Seendok Shells      Northeastern      FC Charge
III     Minelmeni Tigers    Seendok Shells    FC Charge
IV      Seendok Shells      FC Charge         Northeastern
V       FC Charge           Seendok Shells    Cahrsinleh Devils
VI      Northeastern        Xurvah Range Yeti Sho Athletic Club
VII     Seendok Shells     Northeastern         Sho Athletic Club

 Gold League               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Seendok Shells             30   19   5   6    69   41  +28    62
 2 FC Charge                  30   18   6   6    58   35  +23    60
 3 Cahrsinleh Devils          30   17   8   5    57   46  +11    59
 4 Minelmeni Tigers           30   15   7   8    70   54  +16    52
 5 Chahr North Stars          30   14   8   8    31   25   +6    50
 6 Northeastern               30   14   7   9    69   55  +14    49
 7 Shihn'Dohm Island FC       30   13  10   7    38   32   +6    49
 8 Ultimate                   30   13   8   9    49   45   +4    47
 9 FC Peniclado               30   13   6  11    33   32   +1    45
10 Vonto City United          30   11   7  12    43   41   +2    40
11 Sho Athletic Club          30    9   7  14    40   44   −4    34
12 Abo Abo                    30    9   5  16    42   49   −7    32
13 Xurvah Range Yeti          30    7   8  15    33   42   −9    29
14 Sahmen FC                  30    4  10  16    49   77  −28    22
15 Vonto Bears                30    3   7  20    13   44  −31    16
16 Sehndohn Province FC       30    2   9  19    39   71  −32    15

What? What happened here? Seendok Shells took yet another title, but FC Charge, a team we'd thought had sunk down, comes up to claim the second Champion's Cup place! Buth that's not all! Northeastern is denied any international competition, and will have to compete in the Copa de Mercury!

   Silver League             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Elcahnd Heat               30   21   4   5    75   45  +30    67
 2 Sehndohn Storm             30   19   6   5    75   54  +21    63
 3 Shared Land Freedom        30   17   9   4    54   33  +21    60
 4 Mehnsihn Gladiators        30   18   5   7    70   46  +24    59
 5 Arksin Football Club       30   16   3  11    48   38  +10    51
 6 Chahr United               30   15   4  11    66   53  +13    49
 7 Sahmen '44                 30   12   6  12    60   64   −4    42
 8 Athletic Carmadin FC       30   13   3  14    63   69   −6    42
 9 Goose FSea                 30    9   9  12    42   49   −7    36
10 The Guard FC               30   11   3  16    34   47  −13    36
11 Sportklub Palerma          30    9   8  13    42   48   −6    35
12 Outpost Strait Sharks      30   10   4  16    43   49   −6    34
13 Island AFK                 30    7   6  17    47   63  −16    27
14 Chahr Nationals            30    7   6  17    52   69  −17    27
15 Outpost Pioneers           30    5   9  16    17   35  −18    24
16 FC Lions                   30    6   5  19    53   79  −26    23

   Bronze League             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Mountain FC                30   22   4   4    91   52  +39    70
 2 Ebo Island                 30   21   6   3    74   39  +35    69
 3 Lipneh Town                30   20   6   4    66   31  +35    66
 4 Chahr City                 30   18   5   7    72   52  +20    59
 5 Ocean Breakers AFC         30   17   5   8    51   29  +22    56
 6 Shihn'Dohm Town            30   16   5   9    59   38  +21    53
 7 Borgo City                 30   14   7   9    76   56  +20    49
 8 South End                  30   14   7   9    72   57  +15    49
 9 Sitch Sports Club          30    9   8  13    48   66  −18    35
10 Victory                    30   10   3  17    30   47  −17    33
11 Eastern FC                 30    7   7  16    35   54  −19    28
12 Stohrhdihd                 30    7   7  16    33   56  −23    28
13 Central FC                 30    8   3  19    36   60  −24    27
14 Forest                     30    6   8  16    38   60  −22    26
15 WPFK                       30    3   5  22    40   74  −34    14
16 Kemeli du Cahrsinleh       30    3   4  23    32   82  −50    13

Carmadin League

   Carmadin League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Black Sand AFC             30   24   4   2    75   37  +38    76
 2 Shamans                    30   20   6   4    76   30  +46    66
 3 Sahmen Sting               30   18   6   6    47   25  +22    60
 4 Chahr Senators             30   14   8   8    42   26  +16    50
 5 Seendok Steelers           30   14   5  11    59   53   +6    47
 6 Prehndohn Port             30   12   9   9    49   44   +5    45
 7 Football Seh'oh            30   13   5  12    47   52   −5    44
 8 Desert FC                  30   12   7  11    45   42   +3    43
 9 Fire and Flames AFK        30   12   5  13    54   56   −2    41
10 Crabs FK                   30   12   4  14    71   71    0    40
11 Western FC                 30   11   7  12    50   53   −3    40
12 Mount Yuyunipitqana        30   10   9  11    69   73   −4    39
13 Baymen                     30   10   6  14    62   62    0    36
14 Point Pahmohk              30    8  10  12    53   55   −2    34
15 World's Football Club      30    1   3  26    16   68  −52     6
16 Western Sea Whales         30    1   2  27    28   96  −68     5

National League

  National League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Emeralds                   30   20   9   1    66   38  +28    69
 2 Sortwood Town              30   21   5   4    87   46  +41    68
 3 Southern FC                30   15   8   7    65   49  +16    53
 4 Oberfk                     30   13  10   7    37   29   +8    49
 5 Ahlehnt Isle               30   13   9   8    61   51  +10    48
 6 Portside Anchormen         30   13   6  11    37   25  +12    45
 7 Volcano SK                 30   12   7  11    50   45   +5    43
 8 Banner                     30   13   4  13    57   61   −4    43
 9 Northern FC                30   11   9  10    56   49   +7    42
10 Dock C                     30   12   6  12    46   50   −4    42
11 FC Iron                    30   12   4  14    51   46   +5    40
12 Eastern Pen                30   10   9  11    56   55   +1    39
13 UniKlub                    30   10   9  11    28   33   −5    39
14 Sah Mo'oh'uhl              30    8   7  15    50   56   −6    31
15 Northern Beach             30    3   2  25    32   87  −55    11
16 North Side                 30    0   4  26    25   84  −59     4

Internation Qualifiers

CC: Seendok Shells, FC Charge
GC: Cahrsinleh Devils, Minelmeni Tigers, Chahr North Stars
SBCC: Elcahnd Heat, Sehndohn Storm, Shared Land Freedom, Mehnsihn Gladiators

CdC: Seendok Shells

by **Sixteen Bits** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:32 am

Season 409

Sixteen Bits Calculation
Football League
Snapshot at: 19:26:23 GMT. For the purposes of UICA entry
Calculated in: 0.23133333r seconds (recalculates 11,204,630.7r times per UICA cycle)

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>display file: team crest ID {retrieve champion ID} 
>champion is:
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>correlate file: cplusplus.txt
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Ninth Designated Sixteen Bit Champions:

C++ ANCIENTS
Nickname: Subroutine 525.909.686Home Stadium: Port 131.923.2507Colours: 000000 / FFFFFF
Star Player: Unique ID 289735902Random Operator Handle: Vannevar BushAge: 0.5717439 seconds (expired)

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[unpre]

Champions Summary

401RGB 72 OS
4021317 User DNE
4031024 Command Liner
404C++ Ancients
4051024 Command Liner
406C++ Ancients
407C++ Ancients
408Villa Straylight OS
409C++ Ancients

[/unpre]

Primary Sixty-Five

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  1 C++ Ancients                     1024  495  214  315  2302  1733  +569  1699UICA Champions Cup
  2 68000 Emulation                  1024  487  228  309  2316  1690  +626  1689UICA Globe Cup
  3 Hex 256 BiCubic                  1024  483  221  320  2194  1759  +435  1670UICA Globe Cup
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 51 CMYK Euroscale                   1024  372  201  451  1839  2066  -227  1317
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by **Tyrrin** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:34 am

Commander’s League

During the political upheaval that followed the death of Grand Emperor Aidan XI, the Commander’s League was forced to take a decade-long hiatus, and all foreign players were told to leave the country for their own safety. The Commander’s League has been returned to all-Tyrrinian ownership, and will remain with all-Tyrrinian players for at least one season.

Despite the unrest that has taken place within the country, Tyrrinians are very excited to see the return of domestic football. Many of the players that brought the nation fame in the past are gone now, but Tyrrinians are hopeful that a new generation of players can bring glory to their clubs and country.

Gorzlem Battle

Cavaliers FC

MFC Bedros

MFC Bhaskar

Coranto FC

Mertag FC

Kowa Foresters

Icklyrri Icebirds

MFC Kane

Oclia Mariners

Miners FC

Nardi FC

MFC Nor

Foroch Raiders

Sleiman Guards

Tyrrin Royale

Northport Sailors

Estera Stars

Racaw Sultan

Wild FC

by **Iturributa** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:23 pm

The Iturributan Premier Division: Season 650 Preview

Iturributan football has been going strong for three seasons now, and it now heads into its fourth with an ever-increasing reputation. The exciting Axpuru Castle makes its Premier Division début, Andozketa Wanderers incapable of hanging onto the top flight for a second time. At the other end of the table, Sporting Iturributa and Iturributa United face off once more for the title; Sporting has dominated the past two seasons, winning the domestic double in both. Will they continue their rampage, or will United at last ramp up the pressure? We'll have to see, but here's how the giants line up this time around:

                         
ITURRIBUTA UNITED                SPORTING ITURRIBUTA
GK 1   Anthony Newbridge                       GK 1   Zernin Aira (c)
LB 15  Matty Paige                             LB 5   Ellis Sanders
CB 5   Tartalo Maruri                          CB 4   Sotil Burruchaga
CB 2   Gilen Katarain                          CB 25  Mikel Aluztiza
RB 4   Baleren Agirrezabal                     RB 3   Ixona Zarrasbeitia
LM 18  Sandaili Iturraspe                      DM 8   Artur Rochemback
CM 14  Zabal Lizaran                           DM 6   Tzemeno Baxterrika
RM 10  Lorenzo Gianluigi (c)                   LM 11  Mantzio Janssens
AM 8   Otz Lasuen                              RM 7   Marin Mendazona
CF 9   Elwyn Richard                           CF 20  Iratze Errekaborde
CF 11  Zilar Oramuno                           CF 10  Iker Malik

Substitutes
GK 13  Alaon Larraza                           GK 13  Yoritz Zarazua
DF 6   Edur Maskiaran                          DF 16  Gilen Salbarrei
DF 3   Elatzar Lakoste                         DF 12  Kusko Ylincheta
MF 20  Norman Carter                           MF 17  Andoni Andraka
MF 12  Gheorghe von Leeweonheouck              MF 18  Alexei Razov
FW 7   Mayu Yurrita                            FW 15  Yeremi Belaustigetigoitia
FW 22  Gogo Beronda                            FW 9   Eddie Barlow

Managers:
 Mayorga Achaga                                       Egoi Azarola

Honours:
x1 Premier Division                               x2 Premier Division
x3 Astograthian First Division                    x2 President's Cup
x2 Astograthian Royal Cup                         x2 Astograthian First Division
x3 Ides of March Cup                              x2 Astograthian Royal Cup

Iturributa United were unlucky to give up the title, slipping up against Sorokin's Old Boys on the final matchday, and have moved around some players despite the reluctance of internationals to play in a league ranked 46th in the UICA. Long-time keeper Hérion Galonloth, the Erathi elf, has been released from his contract; to replace him comes highly-acclaimed Audioslavian international Anthony Newbridge, whose facing off against Sporting's Mantzio Janssens has caused quite a lot of buzz and expectation in the capital. Mayorga Achaga has additionally dropped Mayu Yurrita in favour of veteran Zilar Oramuno but has otherwise failed to innovate much, stating that if they maintain last seasons' level they would be hard-pressed not to win the title this time. It's certainly hard to argue, what with Otz Lasuen still pulling the strings and Aelsh striker Elwyn Richard in excellent form recently, though failing to put an end to Sporting's reign in a convincing fashion will certainly see Achaga's career at the club come to an end.

Sporting Iturributa, on the other hand, are on a roll and have their eyes set on a third title in a row. Vital defensive midfielder Gartzi Oramuno has retired, though Tzemeno Baxterrika is expected to fill in as Artur Rochemback's partner just as well. Licentiapacisterran captain Ellis Sanders has been brought in to serve as a versatile left-back, and although his 33 years of age has sparked criticism in the media there is nothing to indicate the veteran defender doesn't have many years ahead of him still. The departure of Sargossan forward Alejandro Martinuccio to Astograth University has left a gap up front, but the transfer money has paid for, amongst other things, the hefty fee and salary of Slembanan striker Eddie Barlow, who manager Egoi Azarola intends on keeping as a super-sub for the time being, Iratze Errekaborde lining up alongside the lethal Iker Malik.

The Others

Iturributa Racing Club
Ground: The Hippodrome (22,160), Iturributa
Colours: Orange shirt with black stripe, orange shorts and socks
Honours: 1 President's Cup (647)
Last Season Finish: 3rd
Notes: If there's someone who might break up the two-horse race it's Iturributa Racing, but it's a very long shot. They are having trouble building a solid squad, with a scarcity of proven players and little in the way of big-name stars meaning they can hardly challenge for something other than third place and perhaps the President's Cup, having reached all three finals.

Freedom FC
Ground: Lon Biteri Stadium (19,700), Iturributa
Colours: Red and yellow striped shirt, black shorts and socks
Last Season Finish: 4th
Notes: Though they no longer have Iturributan international Emenon Boneta as their star striker, Freedom have been able to reinforce themselves nicely and can comfortably aim to maintain their fourth place and perhaps overcome Iturributa Racing for third, though going so far as besting Sporting and United is almost out of the question.

Garitzeta Racing Club
Ground: Letatzadur Stadium (21,260), Garitzeta
Colours: Black and orange striped shirt, black shorts and socks
Last Season Finish: 5th
Notes: Garitzeta Racing have recovered slightly from their paltry initial performances in the Premier Division, but have been unable to attain consistency and find themselves inexplicably performing worse than Freedom FC. They are barely able to retain their best players, but they remain confident that an enlarged stadium and generally improved infrastructure can allow them the edge they need to continue to challenge for Globe Cup football.

Independent Garitzeta
Ground: Martyrs Arena (43,350), Garitzeta
Colours: White with blue stripe, white shorts, blue socks
Last Season Finish: 6th
Notes: Having lost the right to bear the title of 'Royal' and rebranding itself 'Independent', Garitzeta were one of the founding members of the Astograthian Football League, and long tumbled between the second and third tiers. In Iturributa their long-term hopes are Globe Cup qualification; moving into the grand Martyrs Arena, one of the Iturributan centrepieces purpose-built for the 48th Baptism of Fire, is a step in the right direction towards capitalising on the burgeoning fanbase of Garitzeta. In the short-term they can aim to best Garitzeta Racing, and have been very careful in spending the money received from the sale of striker Balendin Uzkudun to the high-flying Valladar Super League.

Guenara Defender
Ground: The Final Frontier (25,920), Guenara
Colours: Yellow kit, black shorts, yellow socks
Last Season Finish: 8th
Notes: Defender are economically stable and have good infrastructure, which puts them in an excellent position to take advantage of Iturributa's new status, but they have so far squandered their opportunities. Most aren't sure if they should be glad about Guenara City's relegation, given it could well be them following suit soon and they are robbed from two of their most popular fixtures of the year, but all are in favour of the extensively refurbished Final Frontier.

Focus FC
Ground: Lon Biteri Stadium (19,700), Iturributa
Colours: Green shirt with white and black stripe, green shorts and socks
Last Season Finish: 8th
Notes: A member of Iturributa's top semi-professional league and frequent invitee to the Astograthian Royal Cup, Focus FC have much in the way of local tradition if not talent and infrastructure. Though they've become fully professional and revamped their squad, they're still hoping to gain a steady pace in the Premier Division before setting their aims higher. 8th place may seem good enough for a struggling side, but the gap between them and the relegation zone is still dangerously small.

Sorokin's Old Boys
Ground: The Colossus (31,530), Soloandia
Colours: Black and red halved shirt, black shorts and socks
Last Season Finish: 9th
Notes: Sorokin's Old Boys, founded by the eponymous Mytanar immigrant many ages ago, inexplicably draws huge crowds at the resort city of Soloandia along with its rivals Palmandoak. The Colossus was built for two reasons - hosting the Baptism of Fire and giving SOB a decent ground to play at. A friendly with Iturributa United prior to the BoF sealed the deal, but league football has felt much different now that facing Palmandoak isn't a regular fixture. In a ten-team league, it's a ruthless fight to escape from the bottom, and Old Boys proved their mettle by edging the poor Andozketa Wanderers by two points. Being 8th or higher is their first priority.

Axpuru Castle
Ground: Gaztelakuo (11,600), Axpuru
Colours: All blue kit
Last Season Finish: Premier Division B champions
Notes: Axpuru Castle won the second tier with 97 points over 44 matches, a full 10 more than the second-placed Langaraitz Rovers, and have the momentum to remain in the top flight. With a small but loyal fanbase, they have twice competed in the SBCC and come into the Premier Division having reached the first knockout round in the last edition, beating the likes of Valladares' AD Cerro before losing to Turoki Island of Vilita. A traditional side hungry for victory, their morbid tussle with Old Boys should be interesting to watch.

by **Hujukialand** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:26 pm

ATTENTION: Don't sign me up for UICA competitions.

An Lagakk Standings

----Team                         P   W   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts           
  1 Jakkilla Ankkir             13  11   2   34   11  +23  33   Champion
  2 Darkka Grrerkkao            13  11   2   39   18  +21  33   Runner-up
  3 Ondelakka Durkkam           13   8   5   22   16   +6  24
  4 Yarkka Mikkans              13   8   5   17   14   +3  24
  5 Jakkilla Dondrawas          13   8   5   20   17   +3  24
  6 Dorshuukks Dargammakka      13   7   6   19   11   +8  21
  7 Ondrokkos Morunkkis         13   7   6   17   15   +2  21
  8 Maruushans                  13   7   6   23   26   -3  21
  9 Seryii Kakkutan             13   6   7   12   13   -1  18
 10 Arddushakk Amakans          13   6   7   19   23   -4  18
 11 Maria Fita Drakka           13   4   9   11   22  -11  12
 12 Gondrosia Nudikkos          13   4   9    6   17  -11  12
 13 Undrusha Lavarrpukka        13   3   10   9   28  -19   9
 14 Dugukka Dar Lagakk          13   1   12   3   20  -17   3

*: in cases like this where there is a tie in points between the first two, a final match is played.
**: matches in Hujukialand can't end as a draw, penalties will be reached if needed.

Grand Final

Jakkilla Ankkir 2-2 Darkka Grrerkkao (2-2 AET) (56-55 pen.)

Champions


Jakkilla Ankkir

by **Camwood** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:09 pm

Amongst the turmoil of the closure of the Camian Association Football Administration (CAFA), and the coordination of the foundation of a new administration, Camwood enters the same entrants as the previous season. Camwood apologizes to UICA for the unorthodox entry, and promise a more dignified process in deciding upon entrants in the next edition.

by **St James** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:04 pm

St James National Soccer League

The Results

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Lightning Bolts 22 16 3 3 57 19 +38 51 Champions
2 The Outlaws 22 13 7 2 32 8 +24 46
3 St James Fighters 22 13 5 4 38 18 +20 44
4 The Attackers 22 11 5 6 30 20 +10 38
5 The Benders 22 11 4 7 26 20 +6 37
6 The Defenders 22 9 7 6 19 14 +5 34
7 The Bulldogs 22 9 5 8 19 12 +7 32
8 The Army 22 6 7 9 16 20 -4 25
9 The Bolts 22 8 1 13 26 32 -6 25
10 The Thunder 22 5 5 12 14 34 -20 20
11 The Natives 22 2 3 17 20 74 -54 9
12 The Hawks 22 1 4 17 13 39 -26 7

The Colors

(First color is home, second is away ,if there is a third it is home.)
Lightning Bolts
The Outlaws
St James Fighters
The Attackers
The Benders
The Defenders
The Bulldogs
The Army
The Bolts
The Thunder
The Natives
The Hawks

by **Tyrrin** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:16 pm

Commander’s League

There has already been a great deal of action halfway through the first return season of the Commander’s League. Transfers and manager changes have been plentiful, as have the goals.

Sultan are currently on top of the table, and they have yet to lose a match. They are lead by defender Cathal Donaghy, who has been quite a force a right back for a club that usually doesn’t put much stock in defenders.

After a slow start, Mariners are quickly climbing towards the top. They have been helped by a plethora of big signings, including Kris Murphy and Matthew Reid. Reid was acquired in a $7.25 million deal, and has been worth every penny, adding 7 assists so far for the talented squad.

Royale have been having a tough time adjusting in this new era of Commander’s League football, and aren’t enjoying the same dominance that they have usually had in the league. They owe their current successes to right back Andy McCaw and defensive midfielder Anthony McSweeny. McSweeny leads the league in tackles per game with 8.59.

Miners are one of the more surprising teams this season. They have relied on midfielder Johnny Henry, who leads the league in assists with 8, and striker Peter Smith, who has 7 goals. Henry is currently out with a twisted ankle, which could affect Miners’ chances in the second half of the season.

MFC Nor and Wild FC are bringing up the rear of the league. Nor have been particularly bad, and have just fired manager Simon Kane. Gary Smyth is one of the leading candidates to take over the abysmal squad.

by **Darmen** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:40 pm

Darmeni Soccer Federation Season VII: Postseason

This is still a work in progress.

Amateur League Level One Championship-First Round
Tyger Mountains United 1–0 Hugh Town Millionaires

Amateur League Level One Championship-Finals
FF St. Andrew’s 2–2 Tyger Mountains United (5–3 AET)

Amateur League Level Two Championship-First Round
Athletic Club of Chippewa 0–1 EC Memorial
Beastmode15 FC 0–0 Hope FC (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)

Amateur League Level Two Championship-Semifinals
Teuta FC 2–1 EC Memorial
1.F.C. Spiderguard 0–0 Beastmode15 FC (1–0 AET)

Amateur League Level Two Championship-Finals
Teuta FC 2–0 1.F.C. Spiderguard

Amateur League Level Three Championship-First Round
eV Wigan 1–0 B Lub Club
Team X 0–2 CF Lightfield
Vasilì United XI 2–1 Ellesmere Friendship
St. Mary’s Al-Hikma 0–1 LA Dynamo
Chilocos 0–2 Eau Claire United Youth Academy U-17
TSV Brackett 1–0 Calvileers

Amateur League Level Three Championship-Quarterfinals
Menomonie United Reserves 1–0 CF Lightfield
Clube Futbol Zico 2–2 LA Dynamo (2–3 AET)
eV Wigan 1–0 Eau Claire United Youth Academy U-17
Vasilì United XI 2–0 TSV Brackett

Amateur League Level Three Championship-Semifinals
Menomonie United Reserves 3–0 LA Dynamo
eV Wigan 1–0 Vasilì United XI

Amateur League Level Three Championship-Finals
Menomonie United Reserves 6–1 eV Wigan

Amateur League Level Three Promotion Playoffs-First Round
Team X 3–0 B Lub Club
St. Mary’s Al-Hikma 1–2 Ellesmere Friendship
Chilocos 3–1 Calvileers

Amateur League Level Three Promotion Playoffs-Group Stage
MD1: St. Mary’s Al-Hikma 1–1 Calvileers
MD2: B Lub Club 0–0 St. Mary’s Al-Hikma
MD3: Calvileers 0–0 B Lub Club
MD4: Calvileers 1–0 St. Mary’s Al-Hikma
MD5: St. Mary’s Al-Hikma 2–2 B Lub Club
MD6: B Lub Club 1–2 Calvileers

.                      Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Calvileers             4   2  2  0    4   2  +2    8   Promoted
2 B Lub Club             4   0  3  1    3   4  −1    3
  St. Mary’s Al-Hikma    4   0  3  1    3   4  −1    3

Conference Championship
@National Stadium, Darmen City
Esporte Scott City 3–2 TuS Candy Corners

Copa de Mercury Playoff
@National Stadium, Darmen City
Chippewa Falls Strykers 5–2 Scott City Beat

Youth Cup First Round
Menomonie United Youth 1–0 Chippewa Falls Strykers Red
Hmong Athletic Meka 2–1 Kicking & Screaming Youth
Eau Claire Aris FC U-17 1–1 Scott City FC Youth (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Chippewa Falls Strykers Snipez 2–1 Eau Claire Aris FC U-21
Eau Claire Aris FC Chicos 1–1 EC Memorial Youth (2–1 AET)

Youth Cup Quarterfinals
Eau Claire United Fire 1–0 Scott City FC Youth
Chippewa Falls Strykers Youth 3–0 Eau Claire Aris FC Chicos
Eau Claire United Youth Academy U-17 2–1 Chippewa Falls Strykers Snipez
Menomonie United Youth 3–2 Hmong Athletic Meka

Youth Cup Semifinals
Eau Claire United Fire 4–0 Menomonie United Youth
Chippewa Falls Strykers Youth 3–0 Eau Claire United Youth Academy U-17

Youth Cup Final
Eau Claire United Fire 2–4 Chippewa Falls Strykers Youth

Reserves Cup First Round
CF United Cotdelapomais Reserves 0–0 EC Memorial Reserves (0–0 AET) (2–1 pen.)

Reserves Cup Semifinals
Menomonie United Reserves 1–0 CF United Cotdelapomais Reserves
Rogerton Whitecaps Practice Squad 0–1 Chippewa Falls Strykers Black Reserves

Reserves Cup Final
Menomonie United Reserves 2–1 Chippewa Falls Strykers Black Reserves

by **The Pazhujeb Islands** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:05 am

Mahathu's Number One English Language Daily

Ivesh Bulah 5259 Season Summary

Tertius Shajarhayam – Who needs a preamble? All you want is results! We know how you like it! But would you hate us if we spoiled the results for you? Because, truth be told, the fact that FKM have been dethroned can't be held back! Especially given the sort of players they brought in. So, if FKM failed to take the league trophy, who succeeded?

KEY
Qualified for Champion's Cup
Qualified for Globe Cup
Qualified for SBCC
Qualified for Promotion Playoff
Promoted
Relegated

Ivesh Bulah Results

Ivesh Bulah Table

----Team                  P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Therakham            30  21  4   5  41  12  +29  67 C, CC
  2 FKM                  30  18  9   3  50  12  +38  63 CC, CYG
  3 Raktaghav Hathi      30  15  9   6  43  26  +17  54 CC
  4 Vezhidrupa           30  16  4  10  47  47   +0  52 GC
  5 Vulkan               30  14  8   8  57  26  +31  50 GC
  6 Yastrabi             30  10 10  10  18  21   -3  40 GC
  7 Urnabhi              30  11  6  13  29  31   -2  39
  8 Meteoriti            30   8  9  13  27  40  -13  33
  9 Angels               30   6  7  17  23  55  -32  25
 10 Urajbina             30   3  7  20  15  53  -38  16
 11 Iguani               30   2  9  19   6  33  -27  15 R

PIFA League 1 Results

PIFA League 1 Tables

Group A Standings

   Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Juvapanam               32  23  5   4  60  18  +42  74 PP
 2 Gimnasia                32  20  5   7  66  25  +41  65
 3 Pkethat Hevnaje         32  18  9   5  50  22  +28  63
 4 BFZ                     32  14  9   9  46  34  +12  51
 5 Dhanish Chalal          32  13  5  14  32  41   -9  44
 6 Sunaharaghav Thara      32   8  7  17  27  51  -24  31
 7 Korichnevaya Luna       32   9  3  20  28  52  -24  30
 8 Mount Nussizhadani      32   6  8  18  24  51  -27  26
 9 Rujananja               32   4  7  21  27  66  -39  19 R

Group B Standings

   Team                 P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Zhevassi            32  19   8   5  51  22  +29  65 PP
 2 Kileh Gulabhav      32  19   6   7  71  27  +44  63
 3 Šah                 32  16   6  10  45  29  +16  54
 4 Dynamo              32  15   8   9  43  20  +23  53
 5 Krevetka            32  13  11   8  43  24  +19  50
 6 Shadows             32  13  11   8  36  30   +6  50
 7 Šešri’makaru        32  10   7  15  29  42  -13  37
 8 Xenon               32   2   7  23  20  80  -60  13
 9 PYZ                 32   2   6  24  13  77  -64  12 R

Group C Standings

   Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Nekromanti              32  26  4   2  66  14  +52  82 PP
 2 K'arasi                 32  22  6   4  66  24  +42  72
 3 Bijji                   32  18  4  10  42  23  +19  58
 4 Begemoti                32  15  2  15  35  37   -2  47
 5 Nautilus                32  13  5  14  38  38   +0  44
 6 Yellowknife Yaks        32   9  9  14  33  43  -10  36
 7 Akademia                32   7  6  19  26  48  -22  27
 8 Madzhenta Plotniki      32   7  3  22  24  58  -34  24
 9 Excelsior               32   6  3  23  16  61  -45  21 R

Overall PIFA League 1 Table

----Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Nekromanti              32  26   4   2  66  14  +52  82 SBCC
  2 Juvapanam               32  23   5   4  60  18  +42  74 SBCC
  3 K'arasi                 32  22   6   4  66  24  +42  72 SBCC
  4 Gimnasia                32  20   5   7  66  25  +41  65 SBCC
  5 Zhevassi                32  19   8   5  51  22  +29  65
  6 Kileh Gulabhav          32  19   6   7  71  27  +44  63
  7 Pkethat Hevnaje         32  18   9   5  50  22  +28  63
  8 Bijji                   32  18   4  10  42  23  +19  58
  9 Šah                     32  16   6  10  45  29  +16  54
 10 Dynamo                  32  15   8   9  43  20  +23  53
 11 BFZ                     32  14   9   9  46  34  +12  51
 12 Krevetka                32  13  11   8  43  24  +19  50
 13 Shadows                 32  13  11   8  36  30   +6  50
 14 Begemoti                32  15   2  15  35  37   -2  47
 15 Nautilus                32  13   5  14  38  38   +0  44
 16 Dhanish Chalal          32  13   5  14  32  41   -9  44
 17 Šešri’makaru            32  10   7  15  29  42  -13  37
 18 Yellowknife Yaks        32   9   9  14  33  43  -10  36
 19 Sunaharaghav Thara      32   8   7  17  27  51  -24  31
 20 Korichnevaya Luna       32   9   3  20  28  52  -24  30
 21 Akademia                32   7   6  19  26  48  -22  27
 22 Mount Nussizhadani      32   6   8  18  24  51  -27  26
 23 Madzhenta Plotniki      32   7   3  22  24  58  -34  24
 24 Excelsior               32   6   3  23  16  61  -45  21
 25 Rujananja               32   4   7  21  27  66  -39  19
 26 Xenon                   32   2   7  23  20  80  -60  13
 27 PYZ                     32   2   6  24  13  77  -64  12

Promotion Playoff Results

Promotion Playoff Table

---Team            P W  D L For Ag +/- Pts
 1 Zhevassi        2 1  1 0   3  2  +1   4 P
 2 Juvapanam       2 0  2 0   2  2  +0   2
 3 Nekromanti      2 0  1 1   2  3  -1   1

PIFA League 2 Results

PIFA League 2 Tables

Group A Standings

   Team                 P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Bhur                32  26  4   2  56  17  +39  82 P
 2 Vhu                 32  24  3   5  62  13  +49  75
 3 Zholtyi Koala       32  20  3   9  58  23  +35  63
 4 Efeqešukh           32  17  8   7  61  35  +26  59
 5 Svayanševakhi       32  10 10  12  41  36   +5  40
 6 Nujassi             32  10  6  16  37  38   -1  36
 7 Ušamhibu            32   8  3  21  27  59  -32  27
 8 Gheen               32   3  5  24  14  72  -58  14
 9 Lezhaf Sethena      32   3  4  25  17  80  -63  13 R

Group B Standings

   Team                  P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Mejathreh            32  23  4   5  78  22  +56  73 P
 2 Lammachi             32  21  6   5  63  15  +48  69
 3 Peretheghesh         32  20  5   7  64  21  +43  65
 4 Passimhi             32  19  2  11  46  31  +15  59
 5 Oumith’ašeppu        32  16 10   6  54  24  +30  58
 6 Thujvhum             32  13  5  14  38  35   +3  44
 7 Mhupimu              32   3  6  23  16  83  -67  15
 8 Urajbina Rovers      32   3  4  25  12  73  -61  13
 9 Hinivami             32   3  4  25  17  84  -67  13 R

Group C Standings

   Team                P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
 1 Juqha Zhaba        32  22   8   2  70  25  +45  74 P
 2 Yivucheqhuvi       32  21   5   6  53  24  +29  68
 3 Enoti              32  18   8   6  57  26  +31  62
 4 Mhun               32  11  13   8  36  30   +6  46
 5 Qiše’šefaram       32  13   5  14  43  33  +10  44
 6 Beenam Dacheh      32  10   8  14  37  38   -1  38
 7 Pu                 32   7   8  17  22  54  -32  29
 8 Iv                 32   7   7  18  26  48  -22  28
 9 Rhi                32   2   4  26  15  81  -66  10 R

Šenapatiam’ajat Vahavi

Šenapatiam’ajat Vahavi Final (@ Sampa Gumbada Stidiyama, Juvapanam)

FKM 1-1 Vezhidrupa (4-1 AET)

International Competition Entrants

Champions' Cup

1. Therakham
2. FKM
3. Raktaghav Hathi

Globe Cup

1. Vezhidrupa
2. Vulkan
3. Yastrabi

SBCC

1. Nekromanti
2. Juvapanam
3. K'arasi
4. Gimnasia

Cygnus Cup

FKM

Stadium Bids

Champions' Cup: Graha'ajat Stidiyama, Zhevassi (99,000 seats)

The home field of Zhevassi ZL (once the most successful club in the history of the Federation, now lagging behind FKM severely), this venue, by far the largest and most prestigious in the whole of the Pazhujeb Islands, is nestled up in the misty hills east of the small town of Zhevassi and is made mostly from wood but meticulously decorated from pitch to stand to roof to entrance with soapstone sculptures, many of which are massive and built into the architecture. The ground was the site of the infamous Mytanar Riots which initiated the short but bloody 5246 Civil War and, by extension, the assassination of Premier Ushadithi Ghavujirjiam. More happily, it has also been the host to two Baptism of Fire finals, an AOCAF Cup final, and countless Pazhujeb Islands and Kagdazka and Pazhujebu national team matches. In Pazhujebi, the name of the stadium means "Stadium of the Planet," which tells a layman the sort of pride residents of the small Zahuj Peninsula village have in this grand park and in their club side. Visitors will enjoy themselves, but should be warned: they will get wet... it rains a lot.

Globe Cup: Oberlander'ajat Stidiyama, Urajbina (41,000 seats)

The hub of Mahathan Pazhujebi culture, Urajbina is a deeply proud city; almost all residents still wear the traditional purple turban that symbolizes Pazhujebi nationality and identity. If you're looking for history museums, this is the place to be, but there are a couple gorgeous beaches too if that's more your cup of tea. And though Urajbina’s stadium pales in comparison to the size of other venues in the Pazhujeb Islands, it is one of the most beloved in the entire country. Nestled into an ancient neighborhood, the stadium was once a Roman-style coliseum and is now home to club tenants Urajbina ZL. The stands are mostly made of stone, but an elaborate draping system all around the exterior and interior of the stadium gives it the appearance of being made wholly of gold, red, and blue fabric. It is named after the famous Starblaydi Jaime Oberlander, who was the first-ever manager of the Pazhujeb Islands national team long, long ago.

SBCC: Bijjara'ajat Khuna Stidiyama, Fajr (28,000 seats)

A small, circular stadium in the southeastern neighborhood of the large city of Fajr, the Khuna (Pazhujebi for "den") plays host to Bijji, a proud League 1 team that enjoys moderately strong support from locals (though they have always faced stiff competition for those fans from Zhevassi ZL and may be pressed even thinner by the forced introduction of Iguani to town). The pitch is surrounded by a running track, which is a source of considerable complaint for fans, though there's a reason it's there - when the stadium was built, the Zahuj Peninsula (where Fajr lies) was contemplating a push for independence, and correspondingly somebody suggested the Khuna be designed as a small national stadium. The result is a park that leaves observers feeling that they are quite far apart from both the pitch and one another (they are).

by **Miskatonic University** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:19 am

Miskatonic Football Association
Season 409

Preview / Varsity Leagues / Haphazard Foundation / Broken Islands Association / Post-Season Championships

UICA Qualifications

CC: Extramarine
GC: Arnold Bedsit Rovers, Un Chien Andalou School, & Haitiëns
SB: Students of Sixteen Bits, 23.Vergenski, Young Horses of the Apocalypse, & Tamarindo FC.

Despite Trophy
Miskatonic University Championship Game

The Senior Championships always opens with the Despite Trophy, between the winners of the Alumni and Inter-Faculty Football Leagues, to decide the Varsity Champions. This game is also game 1 of the Championships, played a day ahead of the rest of the programme.

Old Tamarindians 1–1 Un Chien Andalou School
The Despite Trophy is shared for the first time in it's history.

Despite Trophy Winners
409(Shared) Old Tamarindians 1–1 Un Chien Andalou School
408Tamarindia College 2-1 Old Tamarindians
407Un Chien Andalou School 1-0 Old Fellateians
406Rear Admirals 1-0 Un Chien Andalou School
405Faculty of Geodimensions 1-0 Old Fellateians
404Tanguy School of Architecture 1-0 Old Fellateians
403Old Calculators 3-1 Faculty of UnHumanities

Senior Championships
Probably the closest post-season yet as Extramarine won a record third national title with a critical last-day win over title leaders Un Chien Andalou School, who dropped to third. Haitiëns will be relieved to have won themselves back into UICA qualification after missing out last season, although only Old Calculators defeat to Old Tamarindians on the final day allowed the Dollies to sneak in. But the biggest surprise had to be Arnold Bedsit Rovers who denied the odds throughout the championships to take an impressive runner-up spot, and, had they dispatched disappointing Saracen FC on the final day, they would've been national champion, a huge and unlikely coup for the Broken Islands Association.

Champions of Wight

409 Extramarine
408 Tamarindia College
407 Haitiëns
406 Haitiëns
405 Extramarine
404 Extramarine
403 Old Calculators (pre-HF)

Senior Championships       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Extramarine                 11    5   4   2    22   15   +7    19Champions Cup Qualification
 2 Arnold Bedsit Rovers        11    5   3   3    22   18   +4    18Globe Cup Qualification
 3 Un Chien Andalou School     11    5   3   3    11   10   +1    18Globe Cup Qualification
 4 Haitiëns                    11    4   4   3    22   20   +2    16Globe Cup Qualification
 5 Spit City                   11    4   3   4    13   13    0    15
 6 Old Tamarindians            11    2   8   1    12    9   +3    14
 7 Tamarindia College          11    3   5   3    20   19   +1    14
 8 Old Calculators             11    3   4   4    13   16   −3    13
 9 Rear Admirals               11    3   4   4    12   16   −4    13
10 FC Berserkr                 11    3   3   5    17   19   −2    12
11 Portmuthian Naval College   11    3   3   5    12   16   −4    12
12 Saracen FC                  11    2   4   5    10   15   −5    10

Junior Championships
Students of Sixteen Bits become the first team to win the Junior Championships twice, breaking a four-season run of Haphazard Foundation wins. Young Horses have their best ever post-season in third, while 23.Vergenski cap a remarkable emergence to the top tier with qualification to UICA. The quartet is completed by Tamarindo FC who, like 'the 23', have been on a distinguished upward trajectory.

Junior Champions of Wight

409 Students of Sixteen Bits
408 Stockett Brigade
407 Black Throats
406 FC.58 Asyluum
405 Portsmouth FC
404 Students of Sixteen Bits

Junior Championships            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Students of Sixteen Bits         9   4  4  1   12   8  +4   16Qualified for Series B Champions Cup
 2 23.Vergenski                     9   4  3  2   13  12  +1   15Qualified for Series B Champions Cup
 3 Young Horses of the Apocalypse   9   2  7  0   12   7  +5   13Qualified for Series B Champions Cup
 4 Tamarindo FC                     9   2  6  1   12   8  +4   12Qualified for Series B Champions Cup
 5 Wight Ursine                     9   3  3  3   11   9  +2   12
 6 Library Apprentices              9   3  3  3   10  12  −2   12
 7 Sympathetico                     9   2  4  3    9  10  −1   10
 8 Penchant Wanderers               9   2  3  4    9  13  −4    9
 9 Royal Killing-Isle FC*           9   1  5  3   12  11  +1    8
10 Students of Uncertainty          9   2  2  5    6  16 −10    8

by **Northern Sunrise Islands** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:18 am

Following this results at the NSI Cup, the Northern Sunrise Islands, after not sending a team to the Cygnus Cup last season, is sending the Matthew City Rangers.

by **Beaverriver** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:39 am

Beaverriver Soccer Season 14

After not having as much success as last season this season was almost canceled by BRSA due to political revolts though it was saved by President Adam Zerka, saving the national sport's professional season from cancellation. Corny Town looking to go to the champions' Cup while Bunnifon looks to go to the Champions Cup after a couple seasons going to the Globe Cup.

Beaverriver Premier League

Zeon Aue takes its first Championship, taking everybody but Zeon Aue's supporters by surprise. Goalkeeper of the year Ted Calise had an excellent season and had a lot of saves and kept the goals against Zeon Aue at a low amount. Eviliton EFC performance closely matches what has happen in the past and earned second place in the league. Corny Town is back in UICA competition after being absent from last UICA competition earning a third place finish beating 4th place Corvan City by goal differential. Also there seems to be a trend recently with teams going to the Globe Cup and getting relegated as Bunnifon got relegated after getting a 19th place finish. Oldsport FC and Derpington City are also Relegated.

Beaverriver Division 2
Wes TY had two championship in a row and now in the BRPL when a season ago they were in the third division. Caveland returns to the BRPL after two years absents and FLounders Island enters in the BRPL for the first time.

Beaverriver Division 3

Beaverriver Division 4

West

East

Promoted to BRPL
-Wes TY
-Caveland
-Flounders Island FC

Relegated to BRD2
-Oldsport FC
-Bunnifon
-Derpington City

Promoted to BRD2
-Champions
-911 Twin
-West Pulm

Relegated to BRD3
-2001 Elo
-Saarbacken TFC
-1895 Givin

Promoted to BRD3
-Sporting Saity
-Hokel 07
-Saurt Flash
-East Corvan ESSC

Relegated to BRD4W
-University of Salvan
-Camalot

Relegated to BRD4E
-Eden AFC
-Sporting Nimles

UICA Qualifiers
Champions' Cup
-Zeon Aue
Globe Cup
-Eviliton EFC
-Corny Town
-Corvan City
Series B Champions' Cup
-Wes TY
-Caveland
-Flounders Island FC
-BrSC Muller

No Cup competition due to tight schedule for the players.

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