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by Nigerian Kenya » Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:28 am
by Wrapper » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:39 pm
Nigerian Kenya wrote:World Assembly SOAP Act:
The World Assembly,
COMMENDING the united states congress for its valiant attempt to use SOAP, which shows true courage to do what is right, even though they failed to complete the task,
BELIEVING that SOAP was a very good idea and a thing that definitely should have passed, but the best possible policy is one that goes even farther,
HEREBY DECLARES THAT:
1. Each nation, even if it is not a WA Nation, shall have free SOAP for everyone.
by Hakio » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:40 pm
Wrapper wrote:Nigerian Kenya wrote:World Assembly SOAP Act:
The World Assembly,
COMMENDING the united states congress for its valiant attempt to use SOAP, which shows true courage to do what is right, even though they failed to complete the task,
BELIEVING that SOAP was a very good idea and a thing that definitely should have passed, but the best possible policy is one that goes even farther,
HEREBY DECLARES THAT:
1. Each nation, even if it is not a WA Nation, shall have free SOAP for everyone.
Fixed that for you. Now go take a shower!
Pandeeria wrote:Racism is almost as good as eating babies.
by Brunstab » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:28 pm
by Araraukar » Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:06 am
Brunstab wrote:The World Assembly,
Observing that Mondays are the most depressing days of the week for many beings,
Noting that many land based beings find liquids raining upon them from the sky saddening,
Hereby bans: rainy Mondays.
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Mundiferrum » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:47 am
by Wrapper » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:55 am
Mundiferrum wrote:What? Do rainy days and Mondays always bring you down? Whenever you're hanging around, with nothing to do but frown?
by Lavan Tiri » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:20 pm
Ban on Darkseid
Category: Health | Area of Effect: Humanitarian Aid
Author:Your Mom
THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY:
ACCEPTS that we have superheroes for a reason,
BELIEVES that normal villains like Lex Luther and Atomic Skull are, while not "good", are at least containable,
HORRIFIED that some villains, such as the deceased Brainiac, are far more powerful than can be contained,
DISTURBED at the New God Darkseid's frequent attempts to destroy the Earth, and his fetish-like penchant for destroying Metropolis,
ACKNOWLEDGES that Darkseid is a big meany,
and
NOTING that he is not a WA nation, but Superman is,
DECREES a total ban on Darkseid, and all things associated with him, and
ORDERS that any sighting(s) of things related to Darkseid should be reported immediately, so the area may be cordoned off and nuked.
by Honor and Glory » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:57 am
Hirota wrote:I may have missed the part where he demonstrates how human genitals work on the principles of magnetism. Last time I checked, mine don't stick to the fridge.
by Lavan Tiri » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:56 pm
by Defwa » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:07 pm
by District XIV » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:12 pm
Defwa wrote:Marvel is better anyway
by Honor and Glory » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:41 am
Hirota wrote:I may have missed the part where he demonstrates how human genitals work on the principles of magnetism. Last time I checked, mine don't stick to the fridge.
by Lavan Tiri » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:03 pm
by Hakio » Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:57 pm
Pandeeria wrote:Racism is almost as good as eating babies.
by Bezombia » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:20 pm
On the Enforcement of Local Laws
NOTING that most nations have their own local set of laws;
FURTHER NOTING that in many cases these laws differ from WA statutes;
FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that these laws are, 100% of the time, created by Nationstates Issues;
FURTHER FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that many WA statutes invalidate these Issues;
FURTHER FURTHER FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that this is basically two gameplay elements conflicting with each other;
FINALLY FURTHER FURTHER FURTHER FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that this is ridiculous;
The World Assembly,
MANDATES that all further (etc.) WA resolutions fully comply with all Nationstates Issues;
MANDATES that all further (etc.) Nationstates Issues fully comply with all WA resolutions;
IGNORES how ridiculous this proposal is;
CREATES the Council for Council Creation and Maintenance, a completely irrelevant council that has nothing to do with this proposal;
UNCREATES that council, because it's dumb;
FURTHER MANDATES a limit of three "furthers" preceding each clause in all future mandates;
HEREBY does all the shit listed above.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
by Mereon » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:11 pm
Mereon wrote:Proposal
Ban on Torture
DEFINING torture as any act performed with the intent to cause undue distress and/or pain upon a person in order to extract information.
RECOGNIZING that such methods are physically damaging and morally wrong
HEREBY creates the World Assembly Rights Insurance Organization (WARIO).
DEMANDS that all nations currently practicing torture must cease and desist.
THANKS YOU for your effort, and a
GIFT BASKET will be sent shortly.
by Ainocra » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:09 pm
by Chester Pearson » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:15 pm
Ainocra wrote:On Chester Pearson
A resolution to modify universal standards of healthcare for Chester.
Category: Health
Area of Effect: Healthcare
Proposed by: Ainocra
Recognizing: That Chester has been a huge grumpy pants lately.
Suspects: that the cause of said grumpiness is due to many factors, most notably that his shoes and his pants are both too tight.
Affirms: that Chester needs to cheer up.
To that end
Directs: The World Assembly General Fund to procure the services of an escort for said grumpy pants for a period of no less than 48 hours.
Empowers: said escort to perform acts of questionable morality upon the person of grumpy pants until such a time as he is once again fit for sentient company.
Orders: the GAO to audit Chester's happiness level and repeat the above steps as necessary.
Cognizant: of the fact that he will throw something at me any minute.
Insists: That this will be good for his mental health.
Separatist Peoples wrote:With a lawnchair and a large bag of popcorn in hand, Ambassador SaDiablo walks in and sets himself up comfortably. Out of a dufflebag comes a large foam finger with the name "Chester Pearson" emblazoned on it, as well as a few six-packs.
by Greater Louisistan » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:05 am
The Last Christmas Act
A resolution to get on your nerves
Category: Earworm/Commendation | Strength: Overpowering | In Violation of: Earworm Creation Ban
NOTING that Last Christmas the WA gave you its heart
APPALED that the very next day, you gave it away
this year to save itself from tears,
the WA RESOLVES,
the WA will give it to someone special
and thus hereby commends Christmas.
by Sierra Lyricalia » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:54 am
Greater Louisistan wrote: Strength: Overpowering | In Violation of: Earworm Creation Ban
by The Unwanted Cake Mongers » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:36 am
by Imperium Anglorum » Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:24 pm
Resolution for Extraterrestrial Threats
Category: International Security | Strength: Significant
The World Assembly,
RECOGNISING that the there exists an existential threat to civilisation by extraterrestrial forms of life;
CONDEMNING unpreparedness in the face of that non-zero possibility;Hereby,
URGES security funding into orbital weapons platforms equipped with railguns designed to fire warheads with a yield above 500 gigatons of TNT for the security of mankind, and
DRAFTS all persons with a last name of 'Shepard' or a name of 'John-117' into the military for active service in case of an extraterrestrial attack.
by Nigerian Kenya » Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:31 pm
by Lavan Tiri » Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:43 pm
On Your Mom.
Category: Tasteless Jokes | Area of Effect: Your Mom | Author: Inigo Montoya.
THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY:
ACKNOWLEDGING that your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house she really sits around the house,
RECOGNIZING that your mom is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money,
BELIEVING that your mom is so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye,
HEREBY makes your mom your mom.
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