by Steakrim » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:38 pm
by RPGers » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:41 pm
by Steakrim » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:44 pm
No people can speak about the king unless it's good
No complaining be happy you were selected for life
The army is fun you must join for 5
years between the age of 17 to 64
All crime is the death sentence
Useless people are banned
Leaving is a big no no
Torture is legal
Tourist are very good test subjects arrest them immediately
No news of any kind will leave the country of heco unless the king permits it
You need a permit to talk and operate a computer
Baby's May not cry more than 6 times a day or they will be muzzled until they learn to stop annoying everyone
No terrorists
All terrorists will be terrorized
No Justin trudoe
No beibeir or belibers
No 1 direction dey dumb
no excessively hairy people
No creepy dancing people
No Rebellion or protesting you are not free you are a resource.
You may only speak english speaking a different language is not permitted
Government Agents can have you arrest for any reason they deem fit.
No guns except the military
Every person must have 1 child.
If the King or any government and/or military Officials the people of the city or town and village must attend as soldiers will check every house.
the Town square of any town is sacred only enter it if necessary
The king will be treated with respect
you must have a permit and license to own a car
you must have a ration card to get gasoline.
Every town must have a jail that can hold 10-15 prisoners. All prisoners will report to execution in 2 days if the jail is crowed all of them get shot immediately.
People with a IQ below 90 are test subjects.
Counterfeit permits is illegal punishable by all forms of torture and death every method of torture
will be used. Until dead.
Cannibals and biting/nibbling are Crimes and you will be shoot 500 times or burned alive or eaten by cows. until dead then you will be thrown into weco(Dump)
Every city/town/village must have a military force to police and harass the citizens.
no wii
Must have permit to have medical care.
No rights will be given except for the 3 major ones the right to die the right to torture and the right to worship the king.
No freedom.
The population must increase by at least 1 million every year (1 real life day)
No nudists
Anyone who does not like the king is defective and will be taken for reeducation
No more than 400 horses per million people
No incest punishable by death.
by RPGers » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:54 pm
To: Countries against Heco
From: Jay, king of RPGers
Encryption: Maximum
We have found that your war against Heco is worthy and that we will be sending troops to help you and your cause. Expect 3,000 soldiers, 1,000 medics and 500 air force planes, we may send more depending on Heco's actions against us.
by The Imperial Government of Japan » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:15 pm
by Defem » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:17 pm
by Bosakia » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:19 pm
The Imperial Government of Japan wrote:The Imperial Government of Japan officially CONDEMNS the actions committed by Heco. Expect a statement later on, and we shall announce our involvement later, too.
by RPGers » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:21 pm
by Steakrim » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:27 pm
RPGers wrote:We have actually found some information regarding Steakrim on their new laws:
Churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', the government seizes all major gold finds, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
And that was only today.
Also the people of Steakrim have few political freedoms and civil rights.
Because we have found Steakrim as guilty as Heco, we declare ourselves as neutral in this war.
by The Imperial Government of Japan » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:36 pm
by Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:37 pm
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by Irav » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:56 pm
To: Heco
From: Irav
Encryption: High
I know president West isn't here at the moment. But this message can't wait, not even untill tomorrow.
We've intercepted a delcaration of war against your nation.
And I want the Hecovian citizens to know we will come to your aid in this war.
Right now 4 Erechtheion-class carriers are leaving our ports, together with a small destroyer fleet of 43 we will try to defend Heco from the seas.
Before the bloody part of the war might start we've started transporting troops over. These will be around 78.000 men which are well trained and well equiped by the Iravian army.
We wish you luck in this war.
Signed
Eduard Otis, Vice-president of Irav
To: Steakrim
From: Irav
Subject: Declaration of War
We don't support your war against Heco, and thus will defend it against this foreign threat.
However we would like to solve this diplomatically before this gets out of hand.
Irav requests all involved nations would like to come to our capital of Dobbin Heights. So we can try and talk this out.
We hope your nation chooses peace above war.
Signed
Eduard Otis, Vice-president of Irav
by Steakrim » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:02 pm
Irav wrote:President West was at a meeting, together with the Hecovian king. Both men were discussing making an official alliance with each other.
In Irav vice-president Eduard Otis was put in charge of the nation.
When a declaration of war on Heco arrived, made by Steakrim and it's allies.
''Vice-president? We've recieved a worrying message from Steakrim.'' one of the advisors said in a meeting.
''What is it? I hope it's noting too bad.'' Eduard replied.
''Actually it's quite bad. They have declared war on Heco, who is now officially our ally.'' Winters replied.
''I see, I'll try to settle this diplomatically. But for now mobilize the troops we want to defend Heco against these foreigners.'' he said.To: Heco
From: Irav
Encryption: High
I know president West isn't here at the moment. But this message can't wait, not even untill tomorrow.
We've intercepted a delcaration of war against your nation.
And I want the Hecovian citizens to know we will come to your aid in this war.
Right now 4 Erechtheion-class carriers are leaving our ports, together with a small destroyer fleet of 43 we will try to defend Heco from the seas.
Before the bloody part of the war might start we've started transporting troops over. These will be around 78.000 men which are well trained and well equiped by the Iravian army.
We wish you luck in this war.
Signed
Eduard Otis, Vice-president of Irav
--------------------------------------------------------------------------To: Steakrim
From: Irav
Subject: Declaration of War
We don't support your war against Heco, and thus will defend it against this foreign threat.
However we would like to solve this diplomatically before this gets out of hand.
Irav requests all involved nations would like to come to our capital of Dobbin Heights. So we can try and talk this out.
We hope your nation chooses peace above war.
Signed
Eduard Otis, Vice-president of Irav
To: Irav
From: Steakrim
Re: Declaration of War
We don't support the laws of Heco. The genocidal menaces have been in government long enough. Wait, there is NO government in the so-called country. The laws are atrocious, and their "king" terrorizes everyday citizens! Sure, we may have the death sentence for being a homosexual, but not for being hairy! Depose that bastard!
by Irav » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:10 pm
To: Steakrim
From: Irav
Re: Declaration of War
We would have guessed you wouldn't like the Hecovian laws. Also we would like to know why we should believe your government. No foreigner has entered the nation for as long as I can remember.
With that being said that would mean Steakrim has illegally spied on our ally Heco. Which of course would be a crime on it's own. And would be responded to as such.
If you are intrested the offer still stands for peace talks.
by Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:00 am
Irav wrote:Also we would like to know why we should believe your government. No foreigner has entered the nation for as long as I can remember.
With that being said that would mean Steakrim has illegally spied on our ally Heco. Which of course would be a crime on it's own. And would be responded to as such.
If you are intrested the offer still stands for peace talks.
Irav wrote:Right now 4 Erechtheion-class carriers are leaving our ports, together with a small destroyer fleet of 43 we will try to defend Heco from the seas.
Before the bloody part of the war might start we've started transporting troops over. These will be around 78.000 men which are well trained and well equiped by the Iravian army.
From: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
To: The Arctic Archipelago Empire of Irav
Encryption: NoneWhilst we may have allied against Gilneas in recent years, I will not allow my armed forces to stand by whilst I turn a blind-eye to gross and unjustifiable human rights violations in the name of preserving old alliances, as you are doing with Heco.
I suggest that you follow my example and at the very least cease your alliance with Heco by calling back your forces.
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by Arvenia » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:15 am
To: Heco
From: Arvenia
Subject: Declaration of War
Heco, I hereby declare war on you for crimes against humanity. I am supporting humanitarian rights and that's my will to make the world a better place!
Sincerly, King Leonard IV
by Tsarist Chernigov » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:23 am
by Irav » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:21 am
by Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:30 am
Irav wrote:OOC: I'm aware of the fact that it is in his factbook. But I could say in my factbook that I own everything that ever existit but that doesn't make it true.
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by Steakrim » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:57 am
by Archeuland and Baughistan » Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:48 pm
No people can speak about the king unless it's good
No complaining be happy you were selected for life
The army is fun you must join for 5
years between the age of 17 to 64
All crime is the death sentence
Useless people are banned
Leaving is a big no no
Torture is legal
Tourist are very good test subjects arrest them immediately
No news of any kind will leave the country of heco unless the king permits it
You need a permit to talk and operate a computer
Baby's May not cry more than 6 times a day or they will be muzzled until they learn to stop annoying everyone
No terrorists
All terrorists will be terrorized
No Justin trudoe
No beibeir or belibers
No 1 direction dey dumb
no excessively hairy people
No creepy dancing people
No Rebellion or protesting you are not free you are a resource.
You may only speak english speaking a different language is not permitted
Government Agents can have you arrest for any reason they deem fit.
No guns except the military
Every person must have 1 child.
If the King or any government and/or military Officials the people of the city or town and village must attend as soldiers will check every house.
the Town square of any town is sacred only enter it if necessary
The king will be treated with respect
you must have a permit and license to own a car
you must have a ration card to get gasoline.
Every town must have a jail that can hold 10-15 prisoners. All prisoners will report to execution in 2 days if the jail is crowed all of them get shot immediately.
People with a IQ below 90 are test subjects.
Counterfeit permits is illegal punishable by all forms of torture and death every method of torture
will be used. Until dead.
Cannibals and biting/nibbling are Crimes and you will be shoot 500 times or burned alive or eaten by cows. until dead then you will be thrown into weco(Dump)
Every city/town/village must have a military force to police and harass the citizens.
no wii
Must have permit to have medical care.
No rights will be given except for the 3 major ones the right to die the right to torture and the right to worship the king.
No freedom.
The population must increase by at least 1 million every year (1 real life day)
No nudists
Anyone who does not like the king is defective and will be taken for reeducation
No more than 400 horses per million people
by Tsarist Chernigov » Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:07 pm
Steakrim wrote:No people can speak about the king unless it's good
No complaining be happy you were selected for life
The army is fun you must join for 5
years between the age of 17 to 64
All crime is the death sentence
Useless people are banned
Leaving is a big no no
Torture is legal
Tourist are very good test subjects arrest them immediately
No news of any kind will leave the country of heco unless the king permits it
You need a permit to talk and operate a computer
Baby's May not cry more than 6 times a day or they will be muzzled until they learn to stop annoying everyone
No terrorists
All terrorists will be terrorized
No Justin trudoe
No beibeir or belibers
No 1 direction dey dumb
no excessively hairy people
No creepy dancing people
No Rebellion or protesting you are not free you are a resource.
You may only speak english speaking a different language is not permitted
Government Agents can have you arrest for any reason they deem fit.
No guns except the military
Every person must have 1 child.
If the King or any government and/or military Officials the people of the city or town and village must attend as soldiers will check every house.
the Town square of any town is sacred only enter it if necessary
The king will be treated with respect
you must have a permit and license to own a car
you must have a ration card to get gasoline.
Every town must have a jail that can hold 10-15 prisoners. All prisoners will report to execution in 2 days if the jail is crowed all of them get shot immediately.
People with a IQ below 90 are test subjects.
Counterfeit permits is illegal punishable by all forms of torture and death every method of torture
will be used. Until dead.
Cannibals and biting/nibbling are Crimes and you will be shoot 500 times or burned alive or eaten by cows. until dead then you will be thrown into weco(Dump)
Every city/town/village must have a military force to police and harass the citizens.
no wii
Must have permit to have medical care.
No rights will be given except for the 3 major ones the right to die the right to torture and the right to worship the king.
No freedom.
The population must increase by at least 1 million every year (1 real life day)
No nudists
Anyone who does not like the king is defective and will be taken for reeducation
No more than 400 horses per million people
No incest punishable by death.
(Also, his signature: "I commit genocide, but it's for a good cause".)
by Irav » Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:17 pm
No beibeir or belibers
No 1 direction dey dumb
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