Blame archaeologists!

[The Archregimancy]

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

[Moriskov]

I am! And I say we find the dig site that exposed this plague on us and nuke it! (Boy am I button happy today)

[Azurand]

Allah has warn us about those diggers of pit.

Well, the true meaning is absolutely different. But still...

[Seperates]

I didn't even know the tomb was cursed, ok?

[Heavenly Peace]

[Insert why it was all Obama's fault here.]

[Lazssia]

I didn't even know the tomb was cursed, ok?

Well next time stop and read the damn signs. Jeez, some people...

[Seperates]

I didn't even know the tomb was cursed, ok?

Well next time stop and read the damn signs. Jeez, some people...

Hey man, in my defense they used combanation Wingdings 3 and Mesopotamic script. We didn't know what to make of it.

[The Archregimancy]

Allah has warn us about those diggers of pit.

I know the reference; in my copy of the Koran, the translation of Surah 85, al Buruj, has "accursed are the men of the trench" - but that's even an even clearer condemnation of archaeologists, surely?

No wonder the Saudis are destroying Mecca's heritage.

[Moriskov]

I didn't even know the tomb was cursed, ok?

And this is why we can't have nice things. Now, where is that tomb you were speaking of? I have a .......'present for it'.

[Johz]

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?

[Seperates]

I didn't even know the tomb was cursed, ok?

And this is why we can't have nice things. Now, where is that tomb you were speaking of? I have a .......'present for it'.

Yeah... like I'd tell you.
Preservation for Future Generations is one of the Archaeological ethics.

[Seperates]

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?

Fuck Indy. Crap archaeologist doesn't even preserve any of the mechnisms, nor go back with a proper team. Just rushes in and rushes out all willy-nilly without learning anything.

[The Archregimancy]

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.

[Azurand]

Allah has warn us about those diggers of pit.

I know the reference; in my copy of the Koran, the translation of Surah 85, al Buruj, has "accursed are the men of the trench" - but that's even an even clearer condemnation of archaeologists, surely?

No wonder the Saudis are destroying Mecca's heritage.

I'm remember that you were posted it as, "curse for the diggers of pit!" It's an overly wrong translation, of course. Ashab Al-Ukhdud referred to the people who dug a burned pit to burn the believers.

But yes, we shall sacrifice archaeologists to the zombie gods.

[Monlyth]

Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?

Fuck Indy. Crap archaeologist doesn't even preserve any of the mechnisms, nor go back with a proper team. Just rushes in and rushes out all willy-nilly without learning anything.

A hasty scour that doesn't seem to trigger many awful curses beats a leisurely archaeological mission any day.

[United Gordonopia]

Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.

Indeed, Arch. Now if you would kindly step onto the sacrificial alter special pedestal of honor for our most vehement opposers of those bloody archeologists, we can get this blood offering started!

[Baiynistan]

"(T)hings have learned to walk which ought to crawl."

[Azurand]

First sacrifice: The Archregimancy.

Gods are hungry!

[The Archregimancy]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.

Indeed, Arch. Now if you would kindly step onto the sacrificial alter special pedestal of honor for our most vehement opposers of those bloody archeologists, we can get this blood offering started!

Special pedestal of honour, eh?

Sounds groovy; say.... it looks a lot like an Aztec sacrificial altar.

What's that obsidian blade you're waving around for, then?

[Damanucus]

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

You've been watching Sanctuary again, haven't you, Arch? "Paver Nocturnus" if my memory serves me?

[Lithatrius]

So it's Arch's fault that 75% of my population are zombies?

Blasted architects, always interfering...

[The Archregimancy]

I blame archaeologists for the zombie outbreak...

Always digging around in ancient tombs, uncovering Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know (whether of ancient eldritch races, long-lost alien civilisations, or long-lost ancient alien eldritch race civilisations).

Clearly the only solution is to round up all the archaeologists on NS, and then offer them up as blood sacrifices to the terrible zombie gods.

Who's with me?

You've been watching Sanctuary again, haven't you, Arch? "Paver Nocturnus" if my memory serves me?

Erm, no.

In all honesty I'd never even heard of Sanctuary before your post - I had to google it to find out what it is.

[Tagmatium]

;_;

But I didn't do anything...

[Johz]

Hear hear! And the more like Indiana Jones an archaeologist is, the greater the priority. Always barging into temples of doom, they are, and running around with pygmies. I'm not sure that running around with pygmies necessarily causes zombie outbreaks, but it's a sign of greater things, don't you think?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I deny three times that I have any connection to archaeologists, except my newfound zeal to round them all up and offer them as blood sacrifices to appease the terrible zombie gods.

Oh, I completely understand. It's just that there are stories of people who masquerade as De-Archeologists, and turn out to be Archeologists in disguise. It breaks your heart, it really does. I'm just saying, if incriminating photos were to appear, it could be the ruin of an Archaeologists career - or indeed life...

[The Archregimancy]

;_;

But I didn't do anything...

Yet.

You've only just graduated from university - still plenty of time in your career to Unleash a Nameless Horror in the Name of Misguided Science.