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Best ship of the RP

Aldraniri x Heilaga (For plot!)
4
17%
Kroisoto x Charlie
1
4%
Tristan x Lisoette (For adorableness!)
6
26%
Flacht x Trish
4
17%
Eric x Belle Lame
5
22%
Aisha x Temujin (Bloody foreigners, quoth the Eruke)
1
4%
Aldraniri x Elena (Less plot)
2
9%
 
Total votes : 23

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Postby Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:37 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm also too poor to afford that much gas.

You have the ponies you've been acquiring pull your car like a chariot. *nods*

I've only got two...

And they're just toys...
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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:59 pm

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You have the ponies you've been acquiring pull your car like a chariot. *nods*

I've only got two...

And they're just toys...


At least you have two!
I haven't told my family that I'm a brony, so I can't have any plushies... :(
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:07 pm

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You have the ponies you've been acquiring pull your car like a chariot. *nods*

I've only got two...

And they're just toys...

That's why you bring them to life with lesbian magic. *nods*
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Postby Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:19 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Olthar wrote:I've only got two...

And they're just toys...


At least you have two!
I haven't told my family that I'm a brony, so I can't have any plushies... :(

Good god. Why not? You're just telling them that you like a kids' show. It's the not like you're coming out as gay or telling them that they're adopted. Just do it already. Seriously. :roll:
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Postby Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:20 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Olthar wrote:I've only got two...

And they're just toys...

That's why you bring them to life with lesbian magic. *nods*

I've tried snuggling them, but it's not working. :(
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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:14 pm

Olthar wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
At least you have two!
I haven't told my family that I'm a brony, so I can't have any plushies... :(

Good god. Why not? You're just telling them that you like a kids' show. It's the not like you're coming out as gay or telling them that they're adopted. Just do it already. Seriously. :roll:


I really should, especially since I've told my little sister. We talk about ponies sometimes. *nod*
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

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Postby Olthar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:17 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Olthar wrote:Good god. Why not? You're just telling them that you like a kids' show. It's the not like you're coming out as gay or telling them that they're adopted. Just do it already. Seriously. :roll:


I really should, especially since I've told my little sister. We talk about ponies sometimes. *nod*

You know, if it helps, you could always do the fake out reveal.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I accidentally got a girl pregnant."
"WHAT!?"
"No. Just kidding. I actually just watch a kids' show about ponies."
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:22 am

Olthar wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
I really should, especially since I've told my little sister. We talk about ponies sometimes. *nod*

You know, if it helps, you could always do the fake out reveal.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I accidentally got a girl pregnant."
"WHAT!?"
"No. Just kidding. I actually just watch a kids' show about ponies."

That... uh... doesn't always work so well.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:23 am

The Inritus Extraho wrote:
Olthar wrote:You know, if it helps, you could always do the fake out reveal.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I accidentally got a girl pregnant."
"WHAT!?"
"No. Just kidding. I actually just watch a kids' show about ponies."

That... uh... doesn't always work so well.

Sure it does. Why wouldn't it? :)
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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:23 am

You know the problem with having a unicorn doll? When we snuggle, her horn gets uncomfortably close to my eyes. :?
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Postby Escalan Corps-Star Island » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:24 am

Olthar wrote:
The Inritus Extraho wrote:That... uh... doesn't always work so well.

Sure it does. Why wouldn't it? :)


It depends on the parents: some might murder you immediately after hearing the words "I got a girl pregnant".

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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:19 pm

Ohmigosh! I got gendered as a girl today! Eeeee! I guess having long hair and a fluffy pink hat works! :3
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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:31 pm

I also went to the bathroom in the ladies' room because the men's room was occupied. This is just such a great day! :D
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Postby Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:35 pm

Olthar wrote:I also went to the bathroom in the ladies' room because the men's room was occupied. This is just such a great day! :D



What in the name of- :palm: Why is that a good hting, I had thought you were a girl... If you're a guy though, why do you not act like it?
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bloody hell, mate.
that's a real deal. We just don't buy the license rights.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:08 pm

Kassaran wrote:
Olthar wrote:I also went to the bathroom in the ladies' room because the men's room was occupied. This is just such a great day! :D



What in the name of- :palm: Why is that a good hting, I had thought you were a girl... If you're a guy though, why do you not act like it?

I'm an mtf transwoman.
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Postby Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:32 pm

Olthar wrote:I'm an mtf transwoman.

Not certain of that abbreviation, mind educating me? O_o I don't quite understand.
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.

"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
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The United Remnants of America wrote:You keep that cheap Chinese knock-off away from the real OG...

bloody hell, mate.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:34 pm

Kassaran wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm an mtf transwoman.

Not certain of that abbreviation, mind educating me? O_o I don't quite understand.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_woman
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Postby Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:36 pm

Olthar wrote:
Kassaran wrote:Not certain of that abbreviation, mind educating me? O_o I don't quite understand.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_woman


I go to click it, but then worry about my mother in the other room walking in and seeing the page. Is it "work-safe"?
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.

"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:You keep that cheap Chinese knock-off away from the real OG...

bloody hell, mate.
that's a real deal. We just don't buy the license rights.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:39 pm

Kassaran wrote:


I go to click it, but then worry about my mother in the other room walking in and seeing the page. Is it "work-safe"?

Um. Yes? It's just Wikipedia. :/
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Postby Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:42 pm

Olthar wrote:
Kassaran wrote:
I go to click it, but then worry about my mother in the other room walking in and seeing the page. Is it "work-safe"?

Um. Yes? It's just Wikipedia. :/


Hmmm... interesting.... :meh:
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.

"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:You keep that cheap Chinese knock-off away from the real OG...

bloody hell, mate.
that's a real deal. We just don't buy the license rights.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:43 pm

Kassaran wrote:
Olthar wrote:Um. Yes? It's just Wikipedia. :/


Hmmm... interesting.... :meh:

?
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Postby Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:49 pm

I just don't know how to feel about this.
:eyebrow:

I'm moreover slightly confused about the misidentification part, because you're male or female based on body-parts, not on mentality. The latter is just, well, I don't know, confusing in and of itself really. I mean, come on, isn't it logical to conclude that you're male if you have a penis, or female if you have a vagina, there's nothing complicated about it.
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.

"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:You keep that cheap Chinese knock-off away from the real OG...

bloody hell, mate.
that's a real deal. We just don't buy the license rights.

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Postby Kassaran » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:50 pm

So was anyone planning on posting IC?
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.

"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:You keep that cheap Chinese knock-off away from the real OG...

bloody hell, mate.
that's a real deal. We just don't buy the license rights.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:52 pm

Kassaran wrote:I just don't know how to feel about this.
:eyebrow:

I'm moreover slightly confused about the misidentification part, because you're male or female based on body-parts, not on mentality. The latter is just, well, I don't know, confusing in and of itself really. I mean, come on, isn't it logical to conclude that you're male if you have a penis, or female if you have a vagina, there's nothing complicated about it.

Gender =/= sex, but I don't want to derail this thread, so go into NSG if you want more information about transgenderism.
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Postby Kassaran » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 am

Olthar wrote:
Kassaran wrote:I just don't know how to feel about this.
:eyebrow:

I'm moreover slightly confused about the misidentification part, because you're male or female based on body-parts, not on mentality. The latter is just, well, I don't know, confusing in and of itself really. I mean, come on, isn't it logical to conclude that you're male if you have a penis, or female if you have a vagina, there's nothing complicated about it.

Gender =/= sex, but I don't want to derail this thread, so go into NSG if you want more information about transgenderism.

touche, what's the status of your computer? You seem to do pretty good about posting small on the OOC Thread... :blink:
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Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.

"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:You keep that cheap Chinese knock-off away from the real OG...

bloody hell, mate.
that's a real deal. We just don't buy the license rights.

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