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Postby Laerod » Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:53 am

Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P

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Postby Aelosia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:02 am

Laerod wrote:Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P


They are worthless. I guess I'll just sig I'm the 5th Nationstates shareholder and wrap this up. If you want yours back I can trade them back if you want.
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Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

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Postby Laerod » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:04 am

Aelosia wrote:
Laerod wrote:Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P


They are worthless. I guess I'll just sig I'm the 5th Nationstates shareholder and wrap this up. If you want yours back I can trade them back if you want.

Eh. If some kind of economy develops out of this, sure. But until then I have no use for them.

Top five though! Way to go!

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Postby Yes Im Biop » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:10 am

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Kehria wrote:Wow. I honestly can't believe you did that- is this what the world has come to? women exploiting themselves for virtual cash. :eek: :palm: :? :( You are sick and i hope your parents find out what your doing. DON'T GIVE HER IPO!


MY parents?

Do you know how old I am now?


Im Guessing 20-25?
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Postby Drewsnia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:41 am

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Postby Mercury Rising » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:22 am

I dont post often (Im going to start i guess), but this thread provided for some entertainment. hah. This whole subsection of the forums turned into a strip-for-shares party. :clap:
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Postby Arkinesia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:29 am

Aelosia wrote:
Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia wrote:
This.

I agree entirely.


The mod team sent a Cease and Desist letter regarding that. IT is on the thread, if you do not believe me. The pictures I was planning to send to the top contributors are revealing, but not nude pictures or everything.

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I was sleeping, I am entitled to that right. I'm not a slave romanian call-girl or something

Itanica wrote:I never implied she's a prostitute anyway, I implied that she would become one if she carries on using her body to get what she wants.


Oh if only you know what I do for a living, pal

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We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.


This. I did it for the lulz, and after all, quick and old participants should had realized my bikini pictures were posted in Nationstates before. It was a business strategy as any other, and it worked.

LET'S WRAP IT UP:

First of all, THANK YOU TO ALL THAT PARTICIPATED! I managed to make to the top 5, which was my objective at the beginning. I really thought I was not going to make it after a while, but I did it in the end. I did not join any revolution stuff because I am a staunch supporter for Max's way of managing the forum, I knew it was a joke, but even joking I am loyal to the current status quo of Nationstates. That's for the 40ish telegrams asking me to donate them to the revolution effort.

In the end, this was my particular way of an April 1st joke. IT WAS A JOKE after all. I uploaded a few new pictures, but almost all of them were already posted in the boards. I had a few more to post, but in the end sleep won over me. I cannot post any more revealing pictures, (I had a pair without nudity or something but a bit more "suggestive"), given the forum rules, and the moderators specifically stated I could not send them over TG to anyone, (and to be honest, I was NEVER EVER planning to do so, as per vague promises and marketing clouding. IN ANY CASE, remember my vague language when speaking about pics. You would be getting SPECIAL pictures or REVEALING images. In no sense I ever stated it was going to be NUDE pictures. I am nude in one of those, but I am behind a door and the door covers the bits, so it's ok (you can see an arm and the head). Another thing, I do not post pictures of me with eyesore and a swollen face without makeup and in pajamas and general state of dissarray, in case you were wondering why I did not post a picture of me taken during yesterday.

I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised, however, without breaking the forum rules AND the moderator's warning. I will be doing so by TG to make them feel special and privileged, not because the pictures are in any way more revealing than the ones posted in the OP.

It is nice to know lust is still one of the main drives in people's hearts, however. To prove that was my other objective for this joke. I managed to get a large amount of shares from women too, and that's sooo cool.

MY special thanks to the heaviest contributors, and to all my old generalite and roleplaying friends who also largely contributed to this. I had tons of fun, I hope the ones linked to this thread had lots too.

I'm just glad I got to carry the joke as I expected.

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Postby Jocabia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:37 am

Aw, boo. I was hoping you were going to make it to 2 million. I donated all that I had through a proxy. Anyway, the top 5 is fun. Now we know revolution and bikinis are two of the major driving forces behind the economy of NS.
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Postby Jocabia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:38 am

By the by, who ended up as the top 3?
Sgt Toomey wrote:Come to think of it, it would make more sense to hate him for being black. At least its half true..
JJ Place wrote:Sure, the statistics are that a gun is more likely to harm a family member than a criminal

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Postby Laerod » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:47 am

Jocabia wrote:By the by, who ended up as the top 3?

The list of trades is pretty long. I wouldn't be surprised to find out she or anyone else have calculated the results.

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Postby Aelosia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:34 am

Drewsnia wrote:What DO you do for a living?


I'm a journalist and a scriptwriter.
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.

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Postby Whittoria » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:40 am

Aelosia wrote:
Drewsnia wrote:What DO you do for a living?


I'm a journalist and a scriptwriter.


Written any interesting screenplays?
I did the football and racing thing. I also was good at writing dumb stuff.

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Postby Qazox » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:42 am

Aelosia wrote:
Drewsnia wrote:What DO you do for a living?


I'm a journalist and a scriptwriter.


So basically no one gives a carp or a crap about your body then, only your mind. :clap:

EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.
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Postby Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:44 am

Aelosia wrote:As the best idea ever to get a grab on more shares than most people, I will offer you something completely original in exchange of your shares! I will post bikini pictures of myself as soon as the donations increase! I could even do a strip tease based on massed share donations! Let's appeal to the large and needy male community of NS!

Let's the debauchery of capitalism and lust begin! Who is willing to give me shares in exchange for watching the revealing pictures of a female player? I must add I won the Sexiest Female NSGer of 2008, and landed second on 2009. (Maybe it was 2007 and 2008, I can't remember).

Just to show I'm real, I'm posting in the OP the first two pictures shared as per title:

(Image)

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Mmmmm! I completely oppose the basis of this thread but....I get why you won Sexiest NSG so many times. :blush:
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Postby The Willing » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:48 am

Why do you people care so much about what she does with her body? You don't like it then mind your own business, you don't have to look at this thread Aelosia obviously doesn't give a flying fuck about your opinions nor should she!
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:07 am

I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.

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Postby Stedicules » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:23 am

you should obviously continue to post bikini pics aelosia.
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:30 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?

Arg, guess not. More like 4th. I was first for a while.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.

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Postby Aelosia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:48 am

Qazox wrote:EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.


In TV? yeah right. I work for radio and newspapers for that reason
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.

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Postby Laerod » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:52 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?

Arg, guess not. More like 4th. I was first for a while.

Man, counting those is a bitch... *shakes fist at Jugandaria*

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Postby Jocabia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:21 am

Aelosia wrote:
Qazox wrote:EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.


In TV? yeah right. I work for radio and newspapers for that reason

Are you saying you have a face for radio? That wasn't my impression. :p
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Postby The Republic of Nigerstan » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:06 pm

Aelosia wrote:I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised

Everyone else google the word "porn" plox.

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Postby Saurisisia » Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:57 pm

The Republic of Nigerstan wrote:
Aelosia wrote:I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised

Everyone else google the word "porn" plox.


Pfft, that Human gunk? Please. :P
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Where did I rank on the list of contributors?
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Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Where did I rank on the list of contributors?

You should do an excel spreadsheet of all donors and find out!

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