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Vonum
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Posts: 829
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Reality Jumper [F7]

Postby Vonum » Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:51 pm

Inspired by 'Change The Channel', this game is about being an explorer moving into realities, 1 by 1. Luckily, you found out that this is Reality 1!

Rules: No 'Nothing at all', unless it's physically nothing, because Reality 1 is nothing to the explorer.
Up 1 at a time. No more than 2 in 1 go.

Wrong Reality number? Go to REALITY 30 and fix the device if things get confusing and find the actual answer

I'll start!

Reality 1: Your home! Nothing here... [Goes to Reality 2]
Last edited by Vonum on Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:59 am, edited 1 time in total.
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

4-repetta NV Accolia

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Narland
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Posts: 2533
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:35 pm

Reality 2
This worlds politicians are entertainers and entertainers are its politicians! But for some reason those who were professionally both for a length of time (Ronald Reagan, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Donald Trump) are nowhere to be found. Televangelists, Infomercial Hosts, and sappy children's tv show actors/producers like who made Barney the Dinosaur in this reality instead became some of the worst criminals known to mankind.

The Fab Four (Beatles) were outstanding British PMs, PCs, and diplomats. Bill Clinton (Slick and the True Colors Band) was an saxophonist and now movie actor. Representative Frank Zappa stopped the Vietnam War before it even started and Weird Al Yankovic (as President Alfred Yankovic) successfully contended with the foreign Elevator Muzak extremists blowing up the World Music Center of NYC, (also known as the International Music Towers, or Twin Towers), without dragging us into forever wars. Rumor has it that he has Polka Party leanings!

But all is not well in this universe. Even though political parties are treated like musical tastes, adherents to musical genres are what defines social groups. There is currently a harsh civil war between the Countricans and the Westocrats -- and only they seem to know among themselves the difference between Country and Western. The Polka Party wages its war of liberation to free people from IP oppression with secret servers from which to torrent. And the People's National Folk Party is looking for anyone who doesn't like square dancing... for every dance. For some strange reason known only to the script writers, Reality Jumper just got put on their radar for folkification. Time to jump to Reality 3.
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Dairasam
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Posts: 303
Founded: Jun 14, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dairasam » Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:44 pm

Reality 3
WW2 never happened, and technology has slightly advanced.

[Jump to Reality 4]
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THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
Alright, i'll try to be more active this time.
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
Sadly, I'll be retiring the News board, it just started feeling like a chore for me to do (aka im lazy).

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Foederatio Aswaltica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Dec 22, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Foederatio Aswaltica » Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:47 pm

Reality 4

Greasy grandma dimension.

[jump to reality 5]
I’m still alive you amateurs!!!

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Naui Tu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Nov 04, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Naui Tu » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:31 am

Reality 5

It's a door...

...that jumps you to Reality 6!
The MacBook Empire of Naui Tu
A Class 1.14 (Rounded) Civilization according to this index. Also a Catholic Christian. NS stats also shut down with PowerPC in 2005
NTTV News! 33 deg Celsius here | New CuteCollect special plushie: Hello Kitty | KFC closed 2 restaurants at Estlina today | MacBook sales uprising
IC Flag | IDK
From the river to the sea, wars shall be peace!

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Stranarei
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Posts: 146
Founded: Sep 19, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Stranarei » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:33 am

Narland wrote:Reality 2
This worlds politicians are entertainers and entertainers are its politicians! But for some reason those who were professionally both for a length of time (Ronald Reagan, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Donald Trump) are nowhere to be found. Televangelists, Infomercial Hosts, and sappy children's tv show actors/producers like who made Barney the Dinosaur in this reality instead became some of the worst criminals known to mankind.

The Fab Four (Beatles) were outstanding British PMs, PCs, and diplomats. Bill Clinton (Slick and the True Colors Band) was an saxophonist and now movie actor. Representative Frank Zappa stopped the Vietnam War before it even started and Weird Al Yankovic (as President Alfred Yankovic) successfully contended with the foreign Elevator Muzak extremists blowing up the World Music Center of NYC, (also known as the International Music Towers, or Twin Towers), without dragging us into forever wars. Rumor has it that he has Polka Party leanings!

But all is not well in this universe. Even though political parties are treated like musical tastes, adherents to musical genres are what defines social groups. There is currently a harsh civil war between the Countricans and the Westocrats -- and only they seem to know among themselves the difference between Country and Western. The Polka Party wages its war of liberation to free people from IP oppression with secret servers from which to torrent. And the People's National Folk Party is looking for anyone who doesn't like square dancing... for every dance. For some strange reason known only to the script writers, Reality Jumper just got put on their radar for folkification. Time to jump to Reality 3.

That’s hilarious
/skip me
Teenage female from
Australia. I like dead memes. It is a good idea to reconsider how stupid (or smart) you are. How do you do that scroll-box thing.

I'm not a fascist.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1976855
Coat of arms by Reloviskistan
NS stats are being re-educated.

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Socensurg
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Posts: 54
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Socensurg » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:43 am

Reality 6:

Houses do not exist and everyone depends on VR
This is not a signature because I hate them

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Vonum
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Posts: 829
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:39 am

Reality 7…

Every day is Christmas! Merry Christmas to all btw and a happy new year!


[Jumps to Reality 8]
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

4-repetta NV Accolia

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Beliras
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Posts: 188
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:47 am

Reality 8:
Welcome to the UK, the only nation in this reality, and home of the double-decker buses! It's just London, obviously, because we're in a generic Hollywood movie. Now let's take a bus to the next reality!
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Stranarei
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Sep 19, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Stranarei » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:18 pm

In reality nine, everything and everyone are made out of fart gases. And everybody lives on the sun, the planets do not seem to exist.
Last edited by Stranarei on Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Teenage female from
Australia. I like dead memes. It is a good idea to reconsider how stupid (or smart) you are. How do you do that scroll-box thing.

I'm not a fascist.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1976855
Coat of arms by Reloviskistan
NS stats are being re-educated.

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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 913
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Mon Dec 25, 2023 3:03 pm

Reality 10:
“Welcome to…SIMONIA!!! To be precise, Simonia-NationStates. To be even more precise, Foggy Harbor. Hope you have the gear because the Fog is coming for you! And quick! There's a portal! Go to the next reality before you disappear!”
[ENTERS PORTAL TO REALITY 11]
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Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia joins NationVision 30! | We’re getting ready for a mass story release and are accepting story ideas! | NS down, fog wall surrounds Simonia-NationStates | Vonum shoutout!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
Fascists and Unmet Player ruined NS.
Do any of you happen to remember The Federal Republic of Simonia?
#SaveFP

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Naui Tu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Nov 04, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Naui Tu » Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:59 pm

Reality 11 is just a room with nothing. Only a button.

*presses button and jumps to Reality 12*
The MacBook Empire of Naui Tu
A Class 1.14 (Rounded) Civilization according to this index. Also a Catholic Christian. NS stats also shut down with PowerPC in 2005
NTTV News! 33 deg Celsius here | New CuteCollect special plushie: Hello Kitty | KFC closed 2 restaurants at Estlina today | MacBook sales uprising
IC Flag | IDK
From the river to the sea, wars shall be peace!

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Beetopia
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Posts: 95
Founded: Dec 25, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Beetopia » Mon Dec 25, 2023 8:02 pm

Reality 12 : honey.

There is only honey here. You begin to drown in the sweetness, just right before…

Your device glitches and zooms you to reality 13
The Absolute Monarchy of BEETOPIA

Her Majesty, Queen Iris of Beetopia and the 31st Royal Guard, Elite Hornet Brigade welcomes you to our country!

The Daily Jar News Network| 2032 ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE)
BREAKING NEWS : Naval war with The Indios Bravos spreads to land!
(thanks to Volkovya for the news thingy)

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Socensurg
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Socensurg » Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:42 pm

Microorganisms thrive in a microscopic zoom-in of Reality 12. This is Reality 13. *takes the portal to Reality 14*
This is not a signature because I hate them

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Vonum
Diplomat
 
Posts: 829
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:58 pm

Reality 14- Video Games are real life. Mariokart is happening on your left and a Pokemon Battle on the right. Every NS flag is visible on banners hung up everywhere. You are given a Fortnite Rift-to-go by Jonesy to jump to Reality 15.
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

4-repetta NV Accolia

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High Earth
Envoy
 
Posts: 295
Founded: Apr 02, 2023
Corporate Bordello

Postby High Earth » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:30 pm

Reality 15
You jump into the next reality to find that you are now in dungeons and dragons. You are in the city of waterdeep in the forgotten realms. Nobody seems to pay you much attention, everyone from lizard people to elves to dwarves to Tabaxis.
Jumps to reality 16
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Imagine America, but an asteroid crashed into them in the late 1800s causing the planet to be blanketed in magic.
Combines magic and modern tech into one conservative, hyper-capitalist society.

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Bayshire
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Posts: 988
Founded: Oct 21, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Bayshire » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:35 pm

Its a beach. Yet it's snowing. The snow however is hot. About the temperature of a hot shower, and you are becoming very uncomfortable as the snow piles up around the palm trees. You decide to travel inland, trip into a hole and .....FALL INTO REALITY 17
MANGO FIELD
DA BOYZ
ALL STATS ARE 100 PERCENT CANON
Country music is criminally underrated
Signed, a country boy
Who is Bayshire?
American guy
Lying awake intent on tuning in on you <3

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Beetopia
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Posts: 95
Founded: Dec 25, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Beetopia » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:09 pm

Reality 17

A bunch of hexagons. Even you are geometric. Bees spot you and prepare to sting you to death before…..

Your device drops and accidentally hits it’s button, sending you to reality 18.
The Absolute Monarchy of BEETOPIA

Her Majesty, Queen Iris of Beetopia and the 31st Royal Guard, Elite Hornet Brigade welcomes you to our country!

The Daily Jar News Network| 2032 ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE)
BREAKING NEWS : Naval war with The Indios Bravos spreads to land!
(thanks to Volkovya for the news thingy)

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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2369
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:42 pm

You wake up in Reality 18 and feel normal. That is until you look down on yourself and see that you're in 2D. Your bed is in 2D. Your room is in 2D. You look into the mirror and find out that you're a typical anime protagonist in an anime world. You're late for school. You grab a piece of anime toast in your mouth and run off to anime school, meeting up with your anime classmates and going through a typical anime school day. At the end of the day, you head back to your anime house and your anime family when you get hit by an anime truck, and instead of dying, you are transported into Reality 19.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


Arrosia, baby

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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 913
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:42 pm

Reality 18
Now, you are in Sofia, Bulgaria.
[Goes to next reality]
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia joins NationVision 30! | We’re getting ready for a mass story release and are accepting story ideas! | NS down, fog wall surrounds Simonia-NationStates | Vonum shoutout!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
Fascists and Unmet Player ruined NS.
Do any of you happen to remember The Federal Republic of Simonia?
#SaveFP

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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 188
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:45 pm

Welcome... to REALITY 20.
You wake up, look left and right in the white space, and then, you suddenly hear a voice.
"Malaysia! What are you doing?"
You turn around and realize that the Philippines are talking to you, but why do they look like the countryball version? You then realize that you have been transported to the Countryball universe, and you are Malaysia. The Philippines tells you:
"Malaysia, we've got to unite!"
And another voice said:
"Yeah, Malaysia! Maphilindo forever!"
You then turn at your back, and there's Indonesia. You turn back at the Philippines, who explains:
"Southeast Asia is in great peril! The fascists have took over Japan, and they have launched a full-scale invasion of Eurasia, with North Korea on their side! We've got to rescue everybody!"
You agree, and hold hands with Indonesia and the Philippines, and you all shout:
"Maphilindo... FOREVER!"
The three of you have transformed into Maphilindo. You figure out that you can ally with everyone, and so you did. You march through the occupied Taiwan, and liberate it successfully. You liberate North Korea (United Democratic Korean Republic) without hesitation, and it is down to you, your allies, and the fascist Japan. The USA suggests:
"How about we Hiroshima this Japan again?"
Everyone disagrees, and wants to save Japan's danger in a passive way, but just before you know it, Japan presses the device, thinking it's a nuclear bomb control device, and you get sent, to wherever you are, at REALITY 21.
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Montibuse
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 460
Founded: Dec 02, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Montibuse » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:48 pm

Reality 21.
As you walk around, you notice that the entire dimension is Peter Griffin dancing on a green screen. A Peter then catches you and puts you in the next dimension, Reality 22.
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Sasha] is my weapon."
how dare they
You are invited to The GARFIELD.
Pretty interesting documentary here

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Beetopia
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Posts: 95
Founded: Dec 25, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Beetopia » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:49 pm

Reality 21

Honey does not exist in this dimension, and everyone is in severe depression. You give them a jar of yellow honey and a recipe book to make more.

Jump to reality 22
The Absolute Monarchy of BEETOPIA

Her Majesty, Queen Iris of Beetopia and the 31st Royal Guard, Elite Hornet Brigade welcomes you to our country!

The Daily Jar News Network| 2032 ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE)
BREAKING NEWS : Naval war with The Indios Bravos spreads to land!
(thanks to Volkovya for the news thingy)

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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2369
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:51 pm

Reality 23

You see.... nothing. Just pure white.

Then a word flashes in the distance, accompanied by a voice saying that same word.

"ALONE."

Then it flashes again somewhere, different font and different voice.

"ALONE."

And again.

"ALONE".

And several more times, until you go crazy and stomp on the ground, and fall into Reality 24.
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Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


Arrosia, baby

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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 188
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:54 pm

Well, what happened to REALITY 24, you ask?
It's absolutely nothing. Just go to REALITY 25.
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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