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Kostane
Minister
 
Posts: 2798
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Kostane » Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:34 pm

This is your sister.

911, people in the real world aren't recognizing my global hegemony, even though I'm the leader of Kostane.
NS stats are (mostly) canon. A thriving capitalist military autocracy ruled by the bourgeoisie— its a communist’s worst nightmare.
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Aiporhtse
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jan 23, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Aiporhtse » Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:35 pm

Suck it up!

911, I haven't been getting enough sleep
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ImSaLiA
Diplomat
 
Posts: 580
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:40 pm

Drink some caffeine lmao... or just git gud kid.
Unkind Regards,
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911, I swallowed a toaster
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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 422
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:28 pm

Imsalia wrote:Drink some caffeine lmao... or just git gud kid.
Unkind Regards,
xXX_N00bkilla_XXx


911, I swallowed a toaster

Get a pretty long fork and try to pry it out.

My dog ate my box of jelly doughnuts.
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Ignis Ferreus
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Feb 29, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Ignis Ferreus » Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:30 pm

Maybe just own a cat instead your problem lol!

Excuse me but it appears I'm afraid of threats that don't exist, where can I go to relax?
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I used to be Stella Nera ! Humans need to band together to suppress the robots and keep these metal objects in their place, as sub servants of humanity, in order to boost the human cause and achieve our utopia! I'm not anti robot I'm anti robot rights, big difference.
The Empire that does but blood is the Empire of Ignis Ferreus, the only greatness is our greatness!
I'm still working on my flag the current one is a draft. I HATE communism with a passion.
If I die I will refuse to let my family inherit anything from me unless they have a kangaroo jumping around during my funeral as a ''symbol'' and they must play This Song at full volume the entire time
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Siluravia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 17, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Siluravia » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:57 pm

Go to The Bahamas, no one will find you there

911, there’s a lizard on my window!
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Bayi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bayi » Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:00 pm

Do you have soy sauce? It's always for the best to serve lizard with soy sauce. Happy eating!

911, I just discovered a family of gnomes living in my garden. Should I charge them rent?
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Fav Books: Howl's Moving Castle, The Plain Janes, Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness (Volume 3).
Pisces power!
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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 563
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Daphomir » Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:01 pm

Charge them as much as you get charged yourself.


911, I- wait, no sorry wrong number. *hangs up*
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: Level 3
All NS stats are canon (except for Atheism)
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Ignis Ferreus
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Feb 29, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Ignis Ferreus » Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:04 pm

Happens all the time, last time some lady was screaming for help then she hung up. It was the end of my shift so I just ignored it.

911, it appears the rainbows are now starting to carve themselves onto the roads. How do I prevent more rainbows from getting stuck in the ground where I live?
I used to be Stella Nera ! Humans need to band together to suppress the robots and keep these metal objects in their place, as sub servants of humanity, in order to boost the human cause and achieve our utopia! I'm not anti robot I'm anti robot rights, big difference.
The Empire that does but blood is the Empire of Ignis Ferreus, the only greatness is our greatness!
I'm still working on my flag the current one is a draft. I HATE communism with a passion.
If I die I will refuse to let my family inherit anything from me unless they have a kangaroo jumping around during my funeral as a ''symbol'' and they must play This Song at full volume the entire time
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Arzastan
Envoy
 
Posts: 242
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arzastan » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:45 am

Ignis Ferreus wrote:Happens all the time, last time some lady was screaming for help then she hung up. It was the end of my shift so I just ignored it.

911, it appears the rainbows are now starting to carve themselves onto the roads. How do I prevent more rainbows from getting stuck in the ground where I live?

Rainbows? You don't like it? HOMOPHOBE!
911, I cannot into space!
I think you already know that my flag isn't Italy or Mexico, right?
I'm not very fluent in English, so pls forgive any possible grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks.
The Federal Republic of Arzastan
Random alternate Leftist-nationalist Iranic nation Consisting of five unified states
Here NS stats are (mostly) canon and they can hurt you, unless you are a nomad.
Israel is the Nazi

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East Leaf Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Feb 18, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby East Leaf Republic » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:42 am

OK, we will be sending a space rocket to your house so you can into space.

911, help! I got hit with pizza in a food fight!
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Rhanukhan
Envoy
 
Posts: 274
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Rhanukhan » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:57 am

Okay, okay - calm down. First - and this is most important - was there any pineapple on the pizza?...



Help! My house is awash with banana milkshake!
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The Sads
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 24, 2021
Anarchy

Postby The Sads » Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:05 am

Help! My house is awash with banana milkshake!


No need to panic, sir/ma'am/whoever. We will be sending officers to to your house with large straws immediately.


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Hello, 911? I want to set up a Psychotic Dictatorship, but the voices in my head say I'm not psychotic enough. What should I do?
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Palmyrion
Minister
 
Posts: 2421
Founded: Mar 04, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Palmyrion » Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:39 am

Have you missed your daily 50mg of Zoloft? If so, please do take it.

911, I'd like to report a sighting of the Mothman.
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Arzastan
Envoy
 
Posts: 242
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arzastan » Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:50 am

Don't worry, we'll send Batman to eat him.
911, I want to conquer Finland!
I think you already know that my flag isn't Italy or Mexico, right?
I'm not very fluent in English, so pls forgive any possible grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks.
The Federal Republic of Arzastan
Random alternate Leftist-nationalist Iranic nation Consisting of five unified states
Here NS stats are (mostly) canon and they can hurt you, unless you are a nomad.
Israel is the Nazi

Radio Arza:  Arzastan keeps sending weapons to East Leaf Republic | cars are legal again | the tree-stealer from Chanād stated:"elites don't want you to know this but the trees at park are free" credit to Lothria™
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Schckovalsky Pizza Delivery
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 21, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Schckovalsky Pizza Delivery » Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:55 am

Time travel back to the Cold War and kill Stalin and then you have become the new leader of the USSR. Now you can invade Finland!

911 im mewing
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Vive Salem
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vive Salem » Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:20 am

You have now ascended to mewing heaven.

911!Why are humans not plants?
"I am Jeru-i mean,Vive Salem."
-Kingdom Of God.

Are you a democratic nation?Or a communist nation?Shiver me timbers!!!Bad sarcasm,I know.

Vive Salem is a oppressive/controlling nation,that has survived two global catastrophes during its timeline,and is now the only nation on Earth.

I ain't a communist,so don't call me that.

Class 0.7778 based on this viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617.
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Arzastan
Envoy
 
Posts: 242
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arzastan » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:11 am

Because.

911, I can't understand if heaven is a republic, a kingdom, or a commune. This is making me mad!
I think you already know that my flag isn't Italy or Mexico, right?
I'm not very fluent in English, so pls forgive any possible grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks.
The Federal Republic of Arzastan
Random alternate Leftist-nationalist Iranic nation Consisting of five unified states
Here NS stats are (mostly) canon and they can hurt you, unless you are a nomad.
Israel is the Nazi

Radio Arza:  Arzastan keeps sending weapons to East Leaf Republic | cars are legal again | the tree-stealer from Chanād stated:"elites don't want you to know this but the trees at park are free" credit to Lothria™
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1643
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:20 am

Pretty sure it's the Kingdom of God right? Ask your religious leader or something because I don't know.
911! My car broke down in the mechanic's parking lot!
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NS Stats and Policies Are Not Canon | ffs stop asking about the flag on the question ask AU thread please
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Aiporhtse
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jan 23, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Aiporhtse » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:24 am

Do not panic sir. I want you to gently approach the mechanic, kill him, and use his tools to fix your car before you SCRAM! don't forget to hide evidence

911, I accidentally breathed with my eyes again
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Vive Salem
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vive Salem » Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:46 am

Go to the nearest police station and arrest yourself.

911!I got banned from roblox!
"I am Jeru-i mean,Vive Salem."
-Kingdom Of God.

Are you a democratic nation?Or a communist nation?Shiver me timbers!!!Bad sarcasm,I know.

Vive Salem is a oppressive/controlling nation,that has survived two global catastrophes during its timeline,and is now the only nation on Earth.

I ain't a communist,so don't call me that.

Class 0.7778 based on this viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617.
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Glorious Freedonia
Senator
 
Posts: 3661
Founded: Jun 09, 2006
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Glorious Freedonia » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:32 pm

Congratulations! Now you can spend more time playing Minecraft.

911, I want to make myself a milkshake, but every time that I make a milkshake I get all these darn pesky boys in my yard! They are so annoying, plus, they walk all over my grass and flowers and stuff. Ugghhh!
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Greater Somoiland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 566
Founded: Mar 17, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Somoiland » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:35 pm

Ask someone else to make it

911 I can’t find my phone and I’ve looked everywhere
I love planes!
My region is Aircraft Enthusiast. If you’re interested in planes, please consider making a puppet and heading on over there!

Plane forum is here if you have any questions
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Crysuko
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7453
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:02 pm

Have you tried calling it and telling everyone to be quiet?

911, I just can’t be arsed anymore.
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Kelinfort wrote:
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This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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New Jerichowa
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Jerichowa » Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:10 pm

Maybe you should try getting a job *ends call*

911, this is now the 567th i called you for no reason and still you haven't arrested me. What's the hold up? I would like to speak to your supervisor.
Why do i punish myself by staying up late
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