This Security Council,
Aware that, in the cutthroat and vicious world of international artwork, while individual actors are so often pushed by greed, callousness, and an insatiable drive to hoard as much priceless international artwork as they can so as to inflate their own personal wealth, very few ever show any desire to share that wealth with others who might need it to build a collection of their own,
Celebrating the nation of Fauzjhia for going against the precedent set by other less-than-savory international artwork connoisseurs in the same field by giving away staggering quantities of Legendary artwork in an unabashed act of selflessness:
- Allowing nations unable to invest large amounts of time and effort into sophisticated artwork retrieval techniques, through their system of giveaways, to own rare and valuable pieces of art, and give said pieces of art out indiscriminately to any nation who files a request;
- Using the incentive of desirable artwork to encourage members of The Rejected Realms to endorse the delegate of said region, increasing the region’s stability by offering extra artwork for those who take up the offer;
- Expanding the opportunity to receive Legendary artwork to the artwork-collection organization known as the Card Gardens, where Fauzjhia runs regular giveaways via a lottery system, exciting all Card Gardeners when it occurs and driving activity there;
- Creating a system of trades through the North Pacific Card Guild’s Card Sharks program, where nations can gift copies of Fauzjhia’s various satellites to them and accumulate points, which are then used to retrieve legendary art;
Astounded by Fauzjhia’s gargantuan art museums maintained in the nearby satellite states of Sunhizria, Japanese Beetles, and Llunazshia, which serve to showcase every single Legendary piece of art from every edition of artwork presently known, with each hosting first, second, and third edition Legendary artworks respectively,
Revering Fauzjhia’s commitment to collecting not only Legendary artwork, but also those of Fauzjhia itself and its satellites, amassing thousands and thousands of copies of anything that depicts them, and eventually gathering enough pieces to ensure that any Fauzjhian satellite possesses at least one complete gallery of impressive work from their compatriots,
Praising Fauzjhia’s impressive commitment to developing harmonious and well-functioning societies in their satellites that display diverse forms of government, unique cultures, and good governance within each, while almost all other nations notable for artwork collecting tend to leave theirs in absolute ruin, with nothing to offer their entrapped citizens. Examples of Fauzjhia’s sphere of influence include the regions of:
- Lunaria, the planets of Fauzjhia’s vast solar system, who specialize in creating societies that focus on the reduction of any threat that can be seen to human life, and succeed immensely at this goal, ranking consistently as some of the most safe, compassionate, and peaceful polities to be identified by the World Census;
- Jeinnhezslhaunia, a collection of mineral-rich nations who take great pride in the gemstones that can be found there, with every nation having a favorite gem that their nation is named for and prizes above all else. Jeinnhezslhaunian nations are driven by a desire to make life free for all who reside there, and they have succeeded in this so much that artwork from the region is consistently desired by other collectors for their own museums;
- World of Beetles, a pocket dimension filled with sentient insectoid creatures originating from simple lawn bugs. The beetles of this land are afflicted with an insatiable desire for pizza and other fast food items, but they have not let this genetic craving get in the way of them being among the healthiest nations around. World of Beetles nations also possess a staggeringly high food quality for a region so dominated by food that is cheap and easy to make;
Noting that, since the collapse of Drasnia, Fauzjhia has maintained an in-depth database of humorous and whimsical events that many nations strive to encounter for the amusement of their leaders, making valuable contributions in the search of finding the most accurate national information and statistics needed for each of these events, using the aforementioned satellites in the community’s favor to test the conditions, and providing tips for other nations that allow them to come across several of these events;
Concluding that the nation of Fauzjhia has become an immense force for good in the world of cards through their extreme generosity, and has built something truly impeccable in each and every Fauzjhian satellite, proving that any nation, satellite or no, can strive for greatness like Fauzjhia's have.
The Security Council hereby Commends Fauzjhia.
Coauthored by Giovanniland