The Eternal Thread: And Carthage Must Be Destroyed

by **Celebrity Sex Scandal** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:29 pm

I think a couple nights ago, my cousin and her mother got into another fight and my cousin and her boy-friend pinned my aunt against the floor and beat the piss out of her in her own house. My cousin seems to be hounding her mother put her as the primary beneficiary in the will. I wouldn't put it past my cousin to murder her own mother for some cash. She's already tried pushing my aunt down the stairs...

by **Hetland 2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:29 pm

Gallade wrote:
Hetland 2 wrote:...
How am I supposed to hug it?! I only know one way of cuddling animals!!!

We provide mood lighting and romantic music, just let it come naturally.

... I have no comment for this...
Save for "Is the sword really mightier than the quill? Let's find out!"

by **Hetland 2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:30 pm

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Wait... I thought you said that I could administer the punishment...

But Dyak, Hetland's just a child!

... Yes... a... child...

by **Dyakovo** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:30 pm

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Wait... I thought you said that I could administer the punishment...

But Dyak, Hetland's just a child!

That's why I was avoiding traumatizing him prior to the punishment... And why I sent back the rabid porcupines...

by **Gallade** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:30 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:
Gallade wrote:We provide mood lighting and romantic music, just let it come naturally.

... I have no comment for this...
Save for "Is the sword really mightier than the quill? Let's find out!"

by **Dyakovo** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:31 pm

Gallade wrote:
Hetland 2 wrote:... I have no comment for this...
Save for "Is the sword really mightier than the quill? Let's find out!"

I guess he figured out that we're sending him in naked...

by **Gallade** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:32 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Gallade wrote:But Dyak, Hetland's just a child!

That's why I was avoiding traumatizing him prior to the punishment... And why I sent back the rabid porcupines...

Mr. Porcupine will be so disappointed....

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:32 pm

Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:I think a couple nights ago, my cousin and her mother got into another fight and my cousin and her boy-friend pinned my aunt against the floor and beat the piss out of her in her own house. My cousin seems to be hounding her mother put her as the primary beneficiary in the will. I wouldn't put it past my cousin to murder her own mother for some cash. She's already tried pushing my aunt down the stairs...

Your family is scary.

by **Hetland 2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:32 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Gallade wrote:

I guess he figured out that we're sending him in naked...

...

Its funny. I'll go with it.

by **Nude East Ireland** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:34 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:I think a couple nights ago, my cousin and her mother got into another fight and my cousin and her boy-friend pinned my aunt against the floor and beat the piss out of her in her own house. My cousin seems to be hounding her mother put her as the primary beneficiary in the will. I wouldn't put it past my cousin to murder her own mother for some cash. She's already tried pushing my aunt down the stairs...

Your family is scary.

My aunt tried to strangle my mother when she was drunk one morning when I was 7 I think, since that's when my parents got divorced.

Now I never talk to my aunt, and probably never will.

by **Dyakovo** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:34 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:I guess he figured out that we're sending him in naked...

...
Its funny. I'll go with it.

See Gallade? Not traumatized. Quills the entire time it is.
*nods*

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:35 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Your family is scary.

My aunt tried to strangle my mother when she was drunk one morning when I was 7 I think, since that's when my parents got divorced.

Now I never talk to my aunt, and probably never will.

O.o

Seems reasonable, none so accursed by men and gods as the kinslayer, or so they say.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:36 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Hetland 2 wrote:...
Its funny. I'll go with it.

See Gallade? Not traumatized. Quills the entire time it is.
*nods*

I bow to your superior insight, sensei.

by **Celebrity Sex Scandal** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:36 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:I think a couple nights ago, my cousin and her mother got into another fight and my cousin and her boy-friend pinned my aunt against the floor and beat the piss out of her in her own house. My cousin seems to be hounding her mother put her as the primary beneficiary in the will. I wouldn't put it past my cousin to murder her own mother for some cash. She's already tried pushing my aunt down the stairs...

Your family is scary.

I guess so.

by **Nude East Ireland** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:37 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:My aunt tried to strangle my mother when she was drunk one morning when I was 7 I think, since that's when my parents got divorced.

Now I never talk to my aunt, and probably never will.

O.o

Seems reasonable, none so accursed by men and gods as the kinslayer, or so they say.

Yep.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:38 pm

Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Your family is scary.

I guess so.

No offense intended, but its seems wrong to beat up your own mom... :unsure:

by **Celebrity Sex Scandal** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:40 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:I guess so.

No offense intended, but its seems wrong to beat up your own mom...

My cousin pretty much wants to kill her mother for the money from the will or something.

I'm beginning to doubt if she was even raped before. She's so full of shit that it's hard to tell.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:50 pm

Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:No offense intended, but its seems wrong to beat up your own mom...

My cousin pretty much wants to kill her mother for the money from the will or something.

I'm beginning to doubt if she was even raped before. She's so full of shit that it's hard to tell.

^This all sounds terrible. Takes a heartless one to harm their own mother.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:I guess so.

No offense intended, but its seems wrong to beat up your own mom...

Ah, hello Lacky! :hug:

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:54 pm

Gallade wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:No offense intended, but its seems wrong to beat up your own mom...

Ah, hello Lacky!

Hello Gallade, how are you?

by **Gallade** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:56 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gallade wrote:Ah, hello Lacky!

Hello Gallade, how are you?

Not too bad at all. Just waiting for time to pass. I find alcohol and late-night infomercials help a great deal. Yourself?

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:59 pm

Gallade wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Hello Gallade, how are you?

Not too bad at all. Just waiting for time to pass. I find alcohol and late-night infomercials help a great deal. Yourself?

Passing time as well, until I feel a little less full and maybe go run instead of being a bum.

by **Celebrity Sex Scandal** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:01 pm

I seems to have grown a fondness for this flag.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:03 pm

Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:I seems to have grown a fondness for this flag.

Your flags lately have sparked an interest in doing another drawing.

by **Gallade** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:04 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gallade wrote:Not too bad at all. Just waiting for time to pass. I find alcohol and late-night infomercials help a great deal. Yourself?

Passing time as well, until I feel a little less full and maybe go run instead of being a bum.

I probably should get back into my jogging, it's been a month. I don't want to pile the flab back on.... :unsure:

by **The Jahistic Unified Republic** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:04 pm

Mom bought 50 Shades of Grey... *puts gun in le mouth.

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