So how are you going to reduce the population?
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by Arumdaum » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:02 am
by Chinese Regions » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:35 am
by Grainne Ni Malley » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:49 am
Yaltabaoth wrote:Grainne Ni Malley wrote:You take all the fun out of the fun of being God. See, I would find a way to make natural disasters interesting. Take earthquakes for example. Every time an earthquake happened, the ground would split open and popcorn would fly out. Then nobody could question my existence because people would be like: This MUST be God's doing.
The city of Christchurch NZ just called, they'd like to offer you the position of God, and wondered if you might be free to start as early as, say, last tuesday?
by Great Nepal » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:51 am
by Arumdaum » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:56 am
by Great Nepal » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:57 am
Arumdaum wrote:Having Nepal and Romania literally destroying Europe, Asia, and Africa and rule above all doesn't seem all that great for the world.
by Kryozerkia » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:15 am
by Ceannairceach » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:18 am
Kryozerkia wrote:After further deliberation, I've decided to add the following:
It would be impossible to dub anime; as a result, all anime would be available subtitled in the language of the viewer's choice.
All cookies would be fat and calorie-free while still having their full-intended flavour; no ingredients would be substituted for others.
The Vatican would mysteriously disappear into a massive sink hole, and from it would rise the ruins of Atlantis.
I create multi-dimensional rifts throughout the world. Only those deemed worthy would be able to step in. Everyone else who step through would find themselves in an ironic hell.
I'd make my own Q-Continuum. I would add myself to it so that when the week was up, I'd continue to exist in this state.
by Genivar » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:53 am
by Novograd IV » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:02 pm
Alevuss wrote:So, last night I was watching Bruce Almighty
by Cosmic Awareness » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:03 pm
by Novograd IV » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:03 pm
Cosmic Awareness wrote:I would create the perfect kingdom: Beautiful music, beautiful women, and peace
by Arumdaum » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:10 pm
by Cosmic Awareness » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:11 pm
by FREEaquaticdancelesson » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:39 pm
by Arumdaum » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:41 pm
FREEaquaticdancelesson wrote:IF I WAS GOD, I WOULD MAKE IT SO THAT IT WOULDN'T LOG ME OUT IF I SPENT A FUCKING HOUR MAKING UP A WELL THOUGHT OUT POST ONLY SO THAT I COULD LOG BACK IN AND HAVE MY POST PERMANENTLY DELETED.
FUCK.
that is all.
by Grainne Ni Malley » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:02 pm
FREEaquaticdancelesson wrote:IF I WAS GOD, I WOULD MAKE IT SO THAT IT WOULDN'T LOG ME OUT IF I SPENT A FUCKING HOUR MAKING UP A WELL THOUGHT OUT POST ONLY SO THAT I COULD LOG BACK IN AND HAVE MY POST PERMANENTLY DELETED.
FUCK.
that is all.
by Aeternus Audentia » Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:13 pm
Kryozerkia wrote:After further deliberation, I've decided to add the following:
It would be impossible to dub anime; as a result, all anime would be available subtitled in the language of the viewer's choice.
All cookies would be fat and calorie-free while still having their full-intended flavour; no ingredients would be substituted for others.
The Vatican would mysteriously disappear into a massive sink hole, and from it would rise the ruins of Atlantis.
I create multi-dimensional rifts throughout the world. Only those deemed worthy would be able to step in. Everyone else who step through would find themselves in an ironic hell.
I'd make my own Q-Continuum. I would add myself to it so that when the week was up, I'd continue to exist in this state.
by The Corparation » Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:19 pm
Kryozerkia wrote:After further deliberation, I've decided to add the following:
It would be impossible to dub anime; as a result, all anime would be available subtitled in the language of the viewer's choice.
All cookies would be fat and calorie-free while still having their full-intended flavour; no ingredients would be substituted for others.
The Vatican would mysteriously disappear into a massive sink hole, and from it would rise the ruins of Atlantis.
I create multi-dimensional rifts throughout the world. Only those deemed worthy would be able to step in. Everyone else who step through would find themselves in an ironic hell.
I'd make my own Q-Continuum. I would add myself to it so that when the week was up, I'd continue to exist in this state.
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by Chinese Regions » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:36 pm
by Ifreann » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:43 pm
Ifreann wrote:What kind of pension do I get when the week is over? I'd think that Supreme Overlord of Reality would have a rather generous retirement plan.
by Wikkiwallana » Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:11 pm
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Halt!
Just because these people are stupid, wrong and highly dangerous does not mean you have the right to make them feel sad.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
by Ashmoria » Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:31 pm
Alevuss wrote:So, last night I was watching Bruce Almighty. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, it's basically about a guy named Bruce (Jim Carrey) who thinks he can do God's job better than God, so God bestows his power upon him. Naturally, Bruce goofs off and does things like dividing his soup, walking on water, and making the moon bigger.
This got me thinking: "What would I do if I were God for a week?" Of course, this is if I had to follow the two rules God made with using his power: 1.) You cannot tell anyone that you are God, 2.) You cannot mess with somone's free will.
Well, I'm not too sure how much can be accomplished in just a week, so, I would probably start off with simple "yes" or "no" answers to prayers (as saying yes would automatically make their prayers come true). On some prayers, however, I'm sure yes or no would not be sufficient. I would actually have to change some things so that the prayer is answered, but not always in the way the person who is praying expected. Some prayers I would either leave unanswered or give a no to since people do not always need the help of God for everything, but don't realize it.
I might throw in one or two "natural" disasters, but have no one die, "miraculously", just to force people to work together and have a sense of unity. I might crash a few economies or do the opposite.
Meanwhile, I wouldpatrol streets(I wouldn't need to patrol the streets since I would be just short of omnipotent), enforcing law, all out of sight of anyone major who might be believed or arrest me for insanity. I would be sure to spread goodwill, too. If I did come across some down time, I would be take joy in tasks such as dividing my cereal and milk, making a sun in my hand, swimming on land, and breaking scientific laws in the comfort of my home.
So, what would you do if you were God/Goddess for a week, but had to follow the two rules mentioned above?
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