Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[The Empire of Pretantia]

From the RWDT, where freedom is slavery and degeneracy is purity

Of all the people UMN, you are the person I would have least expected to go full degeneracy.

It's not degeneracy, it's love and cuddles.

[Napkiraly]

From the RWDT, where freedom is slavery and degeneracy is purity.

Emptiness?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

From the RWDT, where freedom is slavery and degeneracy is purity.

Emptiness?

It's art man.

[Shofercia]

So the Canadiens?

Maple syrup, hockey and porn! Sounds like a dream come true.

Maybe we SHOULD have surrendered in 1812.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Who cares? He is the only person on stage worth listening to. It's better that he gets his words in edge wise than let that steaming pile of fecal matter waste the precious time and brain cells of the White voters by forcing them to listen to her crooked lies.

He? Was Bernie Sanders on stage and I just didn't see him?

Emphasis added by Genivaria

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Interesting tidbit I just thought about.

Clinton wore red to the first debate, blue to the second, and white to the third.

Just sayin', guys.

[Big Brain City]

Can a giant meteor just hit Earth and end it all instead? That way we don't need to hear any more speeches from those two.

*Lightening strikes and thunder... clouds part, skies go dark, seas recede, moon turns blood red*

GOD spaketh:

It's such a nasty and selfish solution mankind! Y'all are so irresponsible and shameless. What THE HELL has happened down there with you guys lately? You are less and less in my image every time I check! WTF?

Believe me when I say the fauna and the flora are being totally ignored by you, that I can tell you. Get this so called human beings, it's really not all about you and there will be no giant meteor coming.

*GOD storms off to another planet full of self centered idiot beings*

[The Canadian North-West]

From the International Warfare OOC, although honestly no context is really needed for it to be hilarious.

Now wasn't I seeming to be the first traitor now, am I? Now to the IDF, if you backstab or see me as a target, don't expect me to take it so easily. I will destroy and ravage what's left of the IDF after WW3's over. Don't cuck up, ya hear boi?

Your military is a guy with a nerf gun riding a tricycle.

[Katganistan]

"Grab her by the pussy" isn't ok but comments about murdering political figures are fine.

Obviously Hillary Clinton wants to drone every man who offends her, whereas Trump's history will in no way reflect how he views and treats women. Hell. he even fantasized about banging his own daughter like a Lannister. Except Lannisters actually pay their debts.

[Chinevion]

We need to build a wall and make the NUC pay for it!

We got the best walls anywhere folks. People always tell me, Trotsky, your walls are so good. So good. And I always tell 'em, "I'm gonna make him even gooder. We're gonna win big-league, folks. We're gonna build the Iron Curtain, and w're gonna make the NUC pay for it! You see folks, when the NUC sends their people over, they aren't sending their best. They're sending their rapists and their murderers and their soldiers who are gonna occupy your country folks. It's gonna be great. We're gonna make Role-Playing great again. You hear that folks? Let's make Role-Playing great again! Build the wall, and make the NUC pay for it!

[Chinevion]

I posted that i was crying after that last post, so he responded with:


You see folks? You see how bad it is? This poor boy is crying here. All because of Crooked NUC and his lies. Let me tell ya something folks, he's a liar. He's a liar, and he's a cheater, and he's corrupt. That's right. He's corrupt. He's crooked folks, crooked! He makes little boys cry! You see this, folks? You see those tears? Those are tears for the state of this Ropeplay. That's right. Crooked. Corrupt. But let me tell ya something folks. We're gonna build a wall, and we're gonna make Role-Playing great again. We're gonna wipe those tears out of that boy's eyes and we're gonna send all those dirty NUCians back where they belong. No more of it. No more of it I say. That's right folks. We're gonna make Role-Playing great again. We're gonna win. And we're gonna win big-league. Crooked NUC will never know what hit him. People always tell me, "Trotsky! You're roleplaying is the greatest!" And I say, "That's cause I know what I'm doing. I know how to make it the best, and keep it the best. I only ever needed a small loan of a million words from my father!" Come on now folks, what are we gonna do now! We're gonna build the wall, and we're gonna make the NUC pay for it! That's right folks. We're gonna win. And we're gonna win big-league. So great. It's gonna be great. You'll look at it and say, "Wow. So Great." And I'll tell you, "That's right. Couldn't be greater." Because we're the best folks. Oh aren't we the best? Now let's make Role-Playing great again. Build the wall, and make NUC pay for it.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Sherman's 'atrocities' are often much-exaggerated because of the need to paint the CSA as a victim.

"Hey Jeb." "what." "What are we doing?" "Sherman wants us to....*grabs list* salt the fields where....the CNN building will be in about 120 years or so." "What the hell is CNN?" "I dont know, all i do know he seemed to travel to the highest hilltop and cursed the name of ted turner for "Allowing CNN to exist" almost every night."

"DAMN YOU CNN! I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO RUIN A MEME! A CRIME WORSE THAN MURDER I SAY!"

"Was that him?" "Yep."

[Gauthier]

So basically he's an attention vampire and he'd shrivel away without any.

It's sad how some people are willing to burn the world for self preservation.

Some men just want the world to watch them burn.

[United Dependencies]

Music's first and biggest value lies directly in what it does to your butt. Anything else is the decoration you hang on it.

yep

[Trotskylvania]

I just want to present you with the honor of having created literally the single most cancerous thread I have ever seen, in all of my 5 years of browsing this site.

[Uiiop]

Mein Kampf.

If I wanted to read the psychotic ravings of a demented lunatic, I'd pick up a copy of the Necronomicon. At least Abdul Alhazred was a competent writer.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

From a discussion on Trump's Horcruxes:

By trying to get Hillary nominated instead of Obama, Trump actually selected Hillary as the president-who-lived.

"... and the Orange Lord will mark her as his equal, but she will have power the Orange Lord knows not..."

[Farnhamia]

For those who think Trump is not the least bit fascist, here's Keith Olbermann helpfully reminding us that Trump adores "strong", violent, totalitarian tyrants.

In fact he has got a role in the next Star Wars film as one. He is going to be playing Darth Vader's brother Taxe.

[Genivaria]

Shut the fuck up, Balk. We all know you voted for Stein.

[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

[The Empire of Pretantia]

flawless plan

>get SS frenchmen
>get ww1 uniforms and lebel rifles
>get FT-17s, paint in ww1 colors
>WW1-ized SS frenchmen advance to US lines

"hon hon hon are du AEF? were iz de buagette hon hon fuck hindenburg hon hon"
"wat"
"it iz ze year 1917, non?"
"holy fuck time travelers"
"hon hon dirtee americain, iz but a ploy! engard!"

[Nioya]

I once said "Hepatitis A is something even little babies can get."

In response, big dragony thing wrote "Remember toddlers, use protection!"

[Shamhnan Insir]

I dunno, they haven't elected Trump yet.

Still, they're distracting from your omnishambles. It's like if you were trying to eat a bacon sandwich in public and just couldn't get it right, but no one was paying attention because on the other side of the room a man was up on a table trying to stuff a full English up his arse.

I laughed and so did my normally dour Swiss colleagues!

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Trump is farther away from Hitler than Hillary is.

New York is a little closer to Austria than Illinois

[Noahs Second Country]

A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine of hate.

[Freefall11111]

"The indictments are coming! The Indictments are coming!" - Paul "Revere" Ryan

That is what they call him, yes?

Two lamps if it was forwarded, and three if it was wikileaked?