♫ Am I only dreaming, is this burning.. the eternal thread ♫

[Gallade]

Any thread that seriously claims vaccinations are tied to autism is destined for the shitheap, really.

Oh for the days when dial-up was king and connections were too slow to prioritise posting tripe.

Tell us all about it, grandmamma. I'm going to suffer for this one.

Move two steps to your left.

[Esternial]

Tell us all about it, grandmamma. I'm going to suffer for this one.

Move two steps to your left.

"Steps" is a bad unit of measurement. You mean Galla steps or Des steps?

Because there could be quite the difference between the two.

[DesAnges]

Move two steps to your left.

"Steps" is a bad unit of measurement. You mean Galla steps or Des steps?

Because there could be quite the difference between the two.

Esty asks the important questions.

[The Holy Therns]

That "vaccines cause autism confirmed" thread is a right mess.

Any thread that seriously claims vaccinations are tied to autism is destined for the shitheap, really.

Oh for the days when dial-up was king and connections were too slow to prioritise posting tripe.

No! Galla, stop making me feel old! D:

[Gallade]

Move two steps to your left.

"Steps" is a bad unit of measurement. You mean Galla steps or Des steps?

Because there could be quite the difference between the two.

I was more hoping he'd refuse, smugly stay put and be hit by the piano plummeting to the ground directly overhead.

But thanks, you've ruined some good old Warner Brothers fun and games.

[DesAnges]

"Steps" is a bad unit of measurement. You mean Galla steps or Des steps?

Because there could be quite the difference between the two.

I was more hoping he'd refuse, smugly stay put and be hit by the piano plummeting to the ground directly overhead.

But thanks, you've ruined some good old Warner Brothers fun and games.

I would have been more likely to move to the right, actually.

[Dyakovo]

That "vaccines cause autism confirmed" thread is a right mess.

Probably because of the author.

And because of how stupid the "vaccines cause autism" claim is...

[Gallade]

I was more hoping he'd refuse, smugly stay put and be hit by the piano plummeting to the ground directly overhead.

But thanks, you've ruined some good old Warner Brothers fun and games.

I would have been more likely to move to the right, actually.

*sigh* I'll go get my bow.

[Dyakovo]

Any thread that seriously claims vaccinations are tied to autism is destined for the shitheap, really.

Oh for the days when dial-up was king and connections were too slow to prioritise posting tripe.

And I thought Ethel was old...

And you were right.

[Val Halla]

Probably because of the author.

And because of how stupid the "vaccines cause autism" claim is...

The only injections that harm you are lethal injections and illegal street drugs.

[Dyakovo]

Any thread that seriously claims vaccinations are tied to autism is destined for the shitheap, really.

Oh for the days when dial-up was king and connections were too slow to prioritise posting tripe.

My internet sucks so bad it may as well be dial up at times. Sky, you suck.

I doubt it.

[Esternial]

"Steps" is a bad unit of measurement. You mean Galla steps or Des steps?

Because there could be quite the difference between the two.

I was more hoping he'd refuse, smugly stay put and be hit by the piano plummeting to the ground directly overhead.

But thanks, you've ruined some good old Warner Brothers fun and games.

You're welcome.

[Esternial]

And because of how stupid the "vaccines cause autism" claim is...

The only injections that harm you are lethal injections and illegal street drugs.

That depends on your definition of "harm", though.

Medical anaesthetics are harmful, too. Your body needs time to recuperate from an operation partly because of it.

If I'm not mistaken it does a real number on your liver, too.

[DesAnges]

I would have been more likely to move to the right, actually.

*sigh* I'll go get my bow.

And my sword?

[Immoren]

Any thread that seriously claims vaccinations are tied to autism is destined for the shitheap, really.

Oh for the days when dial-up was king and connections were too slow to prioritise posting tripe.

No! Galla, stop making me feel old! D:

Ah, the times when one of the highlights of the week was to be five minutes on the internet via dial-up on friend's dad's computer.

[Barboneia]

*sigh* I'll go get my bow.

And my sword?

Don't forget my axe! I am a dwarf, after all.

[Italios]

Okay, so last night I was lying in my bed poking through my apps on my iPad, when suddenly an ant went scurrying across the screen. I tried not to freak out and blew it off but then I realised I was lying on my bed and it was probably blown into my bed. Ew. I hope it doesn't have babies 'cause then I'll be sleeping with a whole family of ants.

[Esternial]

*sigh* I'll go get my bow.

And my sword?

I'll be your champion.

It'd be like Bronn defending Tyrion, except you're the opposite of a midget and I'm the opposite of a cunning bastard.

[Val Halla]

The only injections that harm you are lethal injections and illegal street drugs.

That depends on your definition of "harm", though.

Medical anaesthetics are harmful, too. Your body needs time to recuperate from an operation partly because of it.

If I'm not mistaken it does a real number on your liver, too.

By harm, I mean more bad than good.

[Gallade]

*sigh* I'll go get my bow.

And my sword?

Just because you stormed off with one of my foils post-breakup does not make it your sword.

[Esternial]

That depends on your definition of "harm", though.

Medical anaesthetics are harmful, too. Your body needs time to recuperate from an operation partly because of it.

If I'm not mistaken it does a real number on your liver, too.

By harm, I mean more bad than good.

Well, anaesthetia can fail. Too little and you wake up, too much and you never will again.

[DesAnges]

And my sword?

Just because you stormed off with one of my foils post-breakup does not make it your sword.

It does if I can put it on the high shelf that you can't reach.

[Italios]

Just because you stormed off with one of my foils post-breakup does not make it your sword.

It does if I can put it on the high shelf that you can't reach.

We haven't invented the ladder yet?

[Esternial]

Okay, so last night I was lying in my bed poking through my apps on my iPad, when suddenly an ant went scurrying across the screen. I tried not to freak out and blew it off but then I realised I was lying on my bed and it was probably blown into my bed. Ew. I hope it doesn't have babies 'cause then I'll be sleeping with a whole family of ants.

Fortunately for you, that's not how ants typically work.

[Gallade]

Just because you stormed off with one of my foils post-breakup does not make it your sword.

It does if I can put it on the high shelf that you can't reach.

I'm engaged to a 5'11" man, the curse is lifted.