♫ Am I only dreaming, is this burning.. the eternal thread ♫

[Val Halla]

You'd rather lie than pretending to be something you're not?

I pretend heterosexuality to my family. But those are the benefits of living elsewhere.

My family thinks I'm asexual. They couldn't be farther from the truth.

[Ethel mermania]

You mean gay people can't get HBO?

Nope. We're stuck with Cinemax, Showtime, and Epix.

In that case, I see your point.

[Ethel mermania]

I pretend heterosexuality to my family. But those are the benefits of living elsewhere.

My family thinks I'm asexual. They couldn't be farther from the truth.

I thought your father knew you had a boyfrined.

[R the Zombie]

Nope. We're stuck with Cinemax, Showtime, and Epix.

In that case, I see your point.

Yeah. It sucks.

[Kelinfort]

Things are shit here.

I'm back now though, so things are looking up.

Apparently so.

[Val Halla]

My family thinks I'm asexual. They couldn't be farther from the truth.

I thought your father knew you had a boyfrined.

The rest, I mean.

[Ethel mermania]

In that case, I see your point.

Yeah. It sucks.

Sorry dude.

[R the Zombie]

Yeah. It sucks.

Sorry dude.

Wait a minute. A triumph for equality! Time Warner says I can have HBO now!

[Jute]

I pretend heterosexuality to my family. But those are the benefits of living elsewhere.

My family thinks I'm asexual. They couldn't be farther from the truth.

My parents aren't exactly liberal when it comes to their view on "sexual minorities"... I can never relate to all these stories I read on the internet where the parents are so accepting of homosexuality and "knew all along", while assuring them there's nothing wrong with it. Not that they would disown me, but I can't (and don't want to) imagine their reaction. Darn, this kind of really makes me look like I grew up in rural Texas, doesn't it? (No offense to anyone from Texas here)

[Jute]

You mean it's not like walking into mordor?

Nope. It's like being born in Mordor only not realizing it.

And of course I screw up my wording.

Things like that usually portray me as idiotic or lack intelligence on the subject I'm talking about.

Not really. At least I didn't think that. People are what they are. The goal is to learn who you are, embrace it, and live with it because that's where true happiness will come from.

That is hard, you know? At least I've been having trouble with learning that kind of thing. And I'm not sure how I can find true happiness if other people around me, including possibly my parents, would judge me a lot... I don't want to alienate myself from them anymore...

[Novum Alexandria]

Nope. It's like being born in Mordor only not realizing it.

Not really. At least I didn't think that. People are what they are. The goal is to learn who you are, embrace it, and live with it because that's where true happiness will come from.

That is hard, you know? At least I've been having trouble with learning that kind of thing. And I'm not sure how I can find true happiness if other people around me, including possibly my parents, would judge me a lot... I don't want to alienate myself from them anymore...

I found happiness in total apathy. I recommend trying it for a week or eighty. Y'know, however long you want. Stay a while. Stay forever.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Honestly, I wish my nose had a faucet so I could close it when it gets uppity. But then breathing would be impinged. I'll learn to breathe through my belly button!

[Novum Alexandria]

Honestly, I wish my nose had a faucet so I could close it when it gets uppity. But then breathing would be impinged. I'll learn to breathe through my belly button!

Let me know when you master these things. I require them.

[Val Halla]

Honestly, I wish my nose had a faucet so I could close it when it gets uppity. But then breathing would be impinged. I'll learn to breathe through my belly button!

Hay fever sucks. That is it, right?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Honestly, I wish my nose had a faucet so I could close it when it gets uppity. But then breathing would be impinged. I'll learn to breathe through my belly button!

Let me know when you master these things. I require them.

I'll send you a detailed video of my findings. If I fail, acquire gills!

[R the Zombie]

Nope. It's like being born in Mordor only not realizing it.

Not really. At least I didn't think that. People are what they are. The goal is to learn who you are, embrace it, and live with it because that's where true happiness will come from.

That is hard, you know? At least I've been having trouble with learning that kind of thing. And I'm not sure how I can find true happiness if other people around me, including possibly my parents, would judge me a lot... I don't want to alienate myself from them anymore...

See, I used to care about that stuff. However, and this took me a while to learn, if they really don't like you, or don't care for you, or sit in judgement of you for who you are, then, while it sucks, those are not the people you need in your life. I mean, everyone goes at their own pace and does it their own way, but most of the people I know, including myself, who were in your situation eventually had to wise up to their own reality and finally just be themselves.

[Jute]

That is hard, you know? At least I've been having trouble with learning that kind of thing. And I'm not sure how I can find true happiness if other people around me, including possibly my parents, would judge me a lot... I don't want to alienate myself from them anymore...

I found happiness in total apathy. I recommend trying it for a week or eighty. Y'know, however long you want. Stay a while. Stay forever.

Apathy doesn't sound like me, though, but thanks. I would probably feel empty, and I don't want to. Besides I think I've thought so much about it that just stopping would be somewhat hard...

[R the Zombie]

Let me know when you master these things. I require them.

I'll send you a detailed video of my findings. If I fail, acquire gills!

NANA!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Honestly, I wish my nose had a faucet so I could close it when it gets uppity. But then breathing would be impinged. I'll learn to breathe through my belly button!

Hay fever sucks. That is it, right?

It's a mixture of sinus issues with a pubescent cold or flu.

[Dyakovo]

My family thinks I'm asexual. They couldn't be farther from the truth.

My parents aren't exactly liberal when it comes to their view on "sexual minorities"... I can never relate to all these stories I read on the internet where the parents are so accepting of homosexuality and "knew all along", while assuring them there's nothing wrong with it. Not that they would disown me, but I can't (and don't want to) imagine their reaction. Darn, this kind of really makes me look like I grew up in rural Texas, doesn't it? (No offense to anyone from Texas here)

There needs to be more parents like me. Beyond the hope that any sex they're having is safe sex, I have no interest in my kids' sex lives.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'll send you a detailed video of my findings. If I fail, acquire gills!

NANA!

Mr. Humphries!!

[Val Halla]

Hay fever sucks. That is it, right?

It's a mixture of sinus issues with a pubescent cold or flu.

Ah. I've had the sneezes bad recently. There hasn't been rain in a while either.

[Novum Alexandria]

I found happiness in total apathy. I recommend trying it for a week or eighty. Y'know, however long you want. Stay a while. Stay forever.

Apathy doesn't sound like me, though, but thanks. I would probably feel empty, and I don't want to. Besides I think I've thought so much about it that just stopping would be somewhat hard...

It was a half-joke, but you'd be surprised.

Let me know when you master these things. I require them.

I'll send you a detailed video of my findings. If I fail, acquire gills!

Video! BAH! Bring yourself. Already dissected, if you please.

[R the Zombie]

My parents aren't exactly liberal when it comes to their view on "sexual minorities"... I can never relate to all these stories I read on the internet where the parents are so accepting of homosexuality and "knew all along", while assuring them there's nothing wrong with it. Not that they would disown me, but I can't (and don't want to) imagine their reaction. Darn, this kind of really makes me look like I grew up in rural Texas, doesn't it? (No offense to anyone from Texas here)

There needs to be more parents like me. Beyond the hope that any sex they're having is safe sex, I have no interest in my kids' sex lives.

When I told my mom, she didn't get all upset like I thought she would. She literally asked me, "So you want me to throw you a coming out party?" And I was like, "I'm not a debutante." Though, Italian mother is Italian... she hopes I find happiness..... with a nice Italian boy.

[Dyakovo]

Honestly, I wish my nose had a faucet so I could close it when it gets uppity. But then breathing would be impinged. I'll learn to breathe through my belly button!

Your local air has been rather pollen-y today.