Montana lawmaker pushes ban on yoga pants, Speedos in public

[FallschrimmJager]

Edited because a post dripping with satire and sarcasm which addressed the topic with humor while bringing up the hypocrisy of American puritanism which is still prevalent in the modern day and also addressed a poster on the first page who said flatly that breast feeding was indecent exposure ...is clearly a post too confusing for NSG.

The new body of the post is as follows;

"Myrth".


That is all.

[Torisakia]

As an American I know what the problem is, and its what the usually is the problem.

Yoga pants have too much sex, and not enough violence.

Among the many sins Yoga pants commit for the Puritanical American sensibility is it displays the female form, and has the audacity to encourage physicality not just sexuality. We like our women a little more delicate and helpless thank you.

But why ?

Well, so we can save them of course.

Violence.

We live in a country where parents will cover their child's eyes over a bare ass, but tell them "here comes the good part" as the hero kills 20 bad guys in a row very often with extremely graphic violence.
Yoga Pants need more violence to be acceptable.

Also please;
Do not forget this is place where breastfeeding is considered indecent because certain perverts are sexually aroused by feeding infants. <ANd yes, that is precisely why, because Breasts are not genitalia. So criminalizing female chests while making men's chest perfectly fine to display can only lead one to a single conclusion-- latent pedophiles are afraid they wont be able to control themselves. Thus, breast feeding is indecent. Because no normal person sees anything sexual about a feeding infant.
A feeding infant.
Seek counseling please.

I don't see how breastfeeding and yoga pants correlate.

[Czechostan]

We like our women a little more delicate and helpless thank you.

Speak for yourself.

Violence.

We live in a country where parents will cover their child's eyes over a bare ass, but tell them "here comes the good part" as the hero kills 20 bad guys in a row very often with extremely graphic violence.
Yoga Pants need more violence to be acceptable.

Also please;
Do not forget this is place where breastfeeding is considered indecent because certain perverts are sexually aroused by feeding infants. <ANd yes, that is precisely why, because Breasts are not genitalia. So criminalizing female chests while making men's chest perfectly fine to display can only lead one to a single conclusion-- latent pedophiles are afraid they wont be able to control themselves. Thus, breast feeding is indecent. Because no normal person sees anything sexual about a feeding infant.
A feeding infant.
Seek counseling please.

What? What do violence and breastfeeding have to do with this topic?

[Czechanada]

The true issue here is the subtle sexual repression endemic in North America; Society should simply stop caring if it sees a naked body or artifacts thereof. Indifference should be the reaction, not disgust.

[Washington Resistance Army]

I don't see how breastfeeding and yoga pants correlate.

Boobs, butt, it's all the same.

[The United Colonies of Earth]

As an American I know what the problem is, and its what the usually is the problem.

Yoga pants have too much sex, and not enough violence.

Among the many sins Yoga pants commit for the Puritanical American sensibility is it displays the female form, and has the audacity to encourage physicality not just sexuality. We like our women a little more delicate and helpless thank you.

But why ?

Well, so we can save them of course.

Violence.

We live in a country where parents will cover their child's eyes over a bare ass, but tell them "here comes the good part" as the hero kills 20 bad guys in a row very often with extremely graphic violence.
Yoga Pants need more violence to be acceptable.

Also please;
Do not forget this is place where breastfeeding is considered indecent because certain perverts are sexually aroused by feeding infants. <ANd yes, that is precisely why, because Breasts are not genitalia. So criminalizing female chests while making men's chest perfectly fine to display can only lead one to a single conclusion-- latent pedophiles are afraid they wont be able to control themselves. Thus, breast feeding is indecent. Because no normal person sees anything sexual about a feeding infant.
A feeding infant.
Seek counseling please.

I have no idea what you're saying and I approve this message.

[Halnatorum]

Speedos should be banned.

Yoga pants show to much? Hell no, they don't show enough.

[Carolusborg]

The true issue here is the subtle sexual repression endemic in North America; Society should simply stop caring if it sees a naked body or artifacts thereof. Indifference should be the reaction, not disgust.

That sounds very nice but it's downright impossible to create a feeling of indifference around [attractive] naked bodies.

[Carolusborg]

Speedos should be banned.

Why?

Yoga pants show to much? Hell no, they don't show enough.

How exactly would we achieve this? Making them thinner?

[The Orson Empire]

The true issue here is the subtle sexual repression endemic in North America; Society should simply stop caring if it sees a naked body or artifacts thereof. Indifference should be the reaction, not disgust.

I think this issue largely has to deal with religious beliefs, as it is seen as immoral.

[Gradea]

I do not care to see young ladies at the local convenience store wearing pajamas which cling so tightly they reveal every minute detail.

Is this really necessary?

Putting on a pair of sweat pants would be too much effort, I suppose.

Eh. Sweat pants are disgusting. I'd rather dem gurlz wear something that doesn't make them look haggard.

You can't dictate what other people wear.

[Carolusborg]

Eh. Sweat pants are disgusting. I'd rather dem gurlz wear something that doesn't make them look haggard.

You can't dictate what other people wear.

But...he didn't suggest that in his post.

[New DeCapito]

Someone in America was shocked, and banned some stuff.
More news at 10.

But seriously, I see this kinda stuff a lot, it shouldn't come as a surprise.

[CTALNH]

Are you people really discussing this?

[Teemant]

It always makes me think why women would wear yoga pants in public. I simply don't understand it.

[CTALNH]

It always makes me think why women would wear yoga pants in public. I simply don't understand it.

If you had an ass to show you would show it.

[Risottia]

Speedos should be banned.

Am I supposed to swim stark naked, or are you suggesting me to wear a spandex catsuit?

Either way, you have very good tastes in men, and you're a pervert.

[Republic of Coldwater]

Do long pants show too much? Absolutely not. Yoga pants, from what I've seen, covers up everything that needs to be covered up. They are no more than another kind of long pants, a kind that was purposed to be used for Yoga.

[Torisakia]

It always makes me think why women would wear yoga pants in public. I simply don't understand it.

Apparently it's the new trend. It's like what Hammer pants were in the 90s.

[Catholic Federalized States]

They show what I want to see!

[Hurdegaryp]

Speedos should be banned.

Am I supposed to swim stark naked, or are you suggesting me to wear a spandex catsuit?

Either way, you have very good tastes in men, and you're a pervert.

The latter is common in NationStates General. Especially those on the conservative side of the political spectrum should never forget to delete their browser history.

[Herargon]

Am I supposed to swim stark naked, or are you suggesting me to wear a spandex catsuit?

Either way, you have very good tastes in men, and you're a pervert.

The latter is common in NationStates General. Especially those on the conservative side of the political spectrum should never forget to delete their browser history.

Deleting browser history? You could better use Incognito mode for that.

[Halnatorum]

Why?

No man should wear clothes that tight around the bat and balls.

How exactly would we achieve this? Making them thinner?

I am no fashion designer, I'll leave that up to them to figure out. Though I do recommend folllowing the country of Halnatorum & making nudity compulsary, after forceibly defatting all the ugly fatties (myself included) of course.

Am I supposed to swim stark naked, or are you suggesting me to wear a spandex catsuit?

Wear swim trunks not speedos.

Either way, you have very good tastes in men, and you're a pervert.

The only taste in men I have is when I lick food off my body, sometimes my blood. All other men are ugly ass monstrosities.

[Ashmoria]

Hmm.... I just realized that I don't support this proposal but I do support laws forcing young men to wear their pants around their waists.

but no one wears their pants around their waists now.

[Ashmoria]

It always makes me think why women would wear yoga pants in public. I simply don't understand it.

maybe they are going to a yoga class.