What if Nationstates was a real thing?

by **The Underground Movement Union** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:53 pm

The Underground Movement Union wrote:The planets would be overcrowded
Logic would be twisted
Physics would be twisted
There'd be magical animals blowing up houses
I'd exist (insert inception music here)
We'd be nuking each other
Everything would be exaggerated
We'd probably all die.

Oh, and earth would just be disputed territories. People fighting over who owns what land.

by **Transyl** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:54 pm

Well to be specific, if my nation was real. Well, let me just say there would be so many wars and death in the world..

by **Ararat Mountain** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:56 pm

If nationstates was real, there would be proof of alternate universes.

by **Asigna** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:56 pm

I'd be as rich as Mark Zuckerberg because of my punch. And i'll overthrow facebook.

by **The Moneylands** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:57 pm

Barbaric Romans would ask to duel Star Wars people, people would not magically revive after a zombie attack, and entire nations would fall and rise depending on if the dictator/guy-who-pretends-to-be-elected-and-nice-but-is-really-a-dictator is awake or not.

by **Thermodolia** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:57 pm

We would all be fucked!

by **The Underground Movement Union** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:59 pm

Thermodolia wrote:We would all be fucked!

Yep. That about sums it up.

by **Metcalfer2** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:00 pm

We would burn the world down to its very core

by **Grotaland** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:04 pm

Thermodolia wrote:We would all be fucked!

You can say that again.

by **Trevor Phillip Enterprises** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:06 pm

Thermodolia wrote:We would all be fucked!

Understatement of the century!

by **The Risen Jaguar Warriors** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:51 pm

Asigna wrote:I'd be as rich as Mark Zuckerberg because of my punch. And i'll overthrow facebook.

I'd be more popular than Julian Assange with my ДжагиLeaks...

by **Oceasia** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:12 am

How would regions work?

by **Lunatic Goofballs** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:29 am

Nervium wrote:
Bunkeranlage wrote:
That's what the mods are for.

Lunatic Goofballs in the UN.

Sounds okay.

They are in dire need of more silliness and I think I can provide it.

by **Oceasia** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:30 am

If North Korea is on NS, they would be DOS within a day, tops.

by **Ancient Humans** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:32 am

Constant War

by **The Wolven League** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:32 am

Transyl wrote:Well to be specific, if my nation was real. Well, let me just say there would be so many wars and death in the world..

That's pretty much every nation

by **Oceasia** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:33 am

Ancient Humans wrote:Constant War

Exactly. Constant war....with Ancient Humans.

by **The Wolven League** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:34 am

The Emerald Legion wrote:
The Holy Necromantic Empire of The Emerald Legion is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The wizard with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.785 billion Legionairieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Emerald City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Emerald Legion's national animal is the Mechaneko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a death cult, and its currency is the Bezant.

Is this the sort of nation you would want to see on the world stage?

yes

by **Butballs** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:35 am

Yeah... I'd LOVE living in a world full of 98% socialist liberal college countries. While it's probably not want to live in a communist country either. Neither a cou try that is 0
Pax Authoritarian. Then so you got that smell group of countries you'd probably not even be born in - that they have amazing polocies that fair well.

by **New Waterford** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:37 am

What about godmodding?
Would godmodded events in RPs actually happen?

by **Sanachea** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:49 am

Every summer bands of 5 million people each would be appear with unkillable soldiers, teleporting tanks and invisible planes and fight each other until autumn, when they would quickly start dying out. It'd be rather interesting actually.

by **Ancient Humans** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:56 am

Oceasia wrote:
Ancient Humans wrote:Constant War

Exactly. Constant war....with Ancient Humans.

by **Peterovia** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:05 am

God,please NO...

by **Herargon** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:19 am

Peterovia wrote:God,please NO...

surprise anschluß :twisted:

Yeah, it would be a mess.

by **Skinia** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:38 am

It would be chaos and rainbows and goddesses and ponies and communism flying all around.

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