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C-Plus-Equality will change programming forever

Postby Tumblr Isles » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:08 pm

https://bitbucket.org/FeministSoftwareF ... s-equality

essentially, we are making a new programming language that is free of the patriarchy that runs rampant in other languages. This revolution will make computer programming much less hostile to women, and all other minorities. I strongly support this, but if anyone has an complaints I would like to hear about them.
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Postby Neoconstantius » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:09 pm

This is poorly executed satire, right?
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Postby Aeken » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:11 pm

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Postby AiliailiA » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:12 pm

Initial assumption is Prank. Begin to read page ...

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Postby Fraisse » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:14 pm

The website is obviously a joke. I think it's pretty funny.
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Postby Estado Paulista » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:14 pm

omg so funny i'm literally dying right now
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:15 pm

This has to be satire. And its not even good satire. The ghost of Admiral Hopper must be rolling over in her grave right about now.
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Postby Souseiseki » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:15 pm

Ailiailia wrote:Initial assumption is Prank. Begin to read page ...

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Prank confirmed.


and that is why python is the most feminist programming language, some how
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Postby Aeken » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:15 pm

Their main site looks nice.
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Postby Ainin » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:16 pm

Even though this is just awful satire...

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Postby Imperia Mlytoria » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:17 pm

Not sure if Tumblr Isles is insane, or just acting.
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Postby Northwest Slobovia » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:18 pm

The Corparation wrote:This has to be satire. And its not even good satire. The ghost of Admiral Hopper must be rolling over in her grave right about now.

I imagine she's getting as much of a laugh about this as we are. Whether it's an elaborate send-up of bizarre hobby languages or something deadly serious by the totally clueless, it's hysterical. :rofl:

Thanks, Tumblr Isles, for posting this... thing! :lol:
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Postby Respubliko de Libereco » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:19 pm

I C what they were trying to do there, but it looks like a pretty BASIC piece of satire if you ask me. They could use a few pointers.
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Postby Galloism » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:21 pm

Respubliko de Libereco wrote:I C what they were trying to do there, but it looks like a pretty BASIC piece of satire if you ask me. They could use a few pointers.

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Postby The Corparation » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:25 pm

Respubliko de Libereco wrote:I C what they were trying to do there, but it looks like a pretty BASIC piece of satire if you ask me. They could use a few pointers.

Pointers are a means of oppression by the Patriarchy.
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Postby AiliailiA » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:31 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Respubliko de Libereco wrote:I C what they were trying to do there, but it looks like a pretty BASIC piece of satire if you ask me. They could use a few pointers.

Pointers are a means meyns of oppression by Patriarchy.


Pointers are very obviously phallic.
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Postby Northwest Slobovia » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:41 pm

Ailiailia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Pointers are a means meyns of oppression by Patriarchy.


Pointers are very obviously phallic.

Doubtless, in this new language, they'll be called "oblique references to the other". ;)
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Postby JJ Place » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:25 pm

Neoconstantius wrote:This is poorly executed satire, right?

Poorly? They made a banner for the passage.
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Postby Oneracon » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:29 pm

JJ Place wrote:
Neoconstantius wrote:This is poorly executed satire, right?

Poorly? They made a banner for the passage.

Not to mention that lovely website.

But this is poorly executed by its heavy-handedness, a little subtlety would have gone a long way.
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:50 pm

Ailiailia wrote:Initial assumption is Prank. Begin to read page ...

Philosophy
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Prank confirmed.


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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:52 pm

Respubliko de Libereco wrote:I C what they were trying to do there, but it looks like a pretty BASIC piece of satire if you ask me. They could use a few pointers.


Narg, what a bad pun...
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Postby Trotskylvania » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:20 am

I prefer Objectivist C
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Postby Vetalia » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:37 am

Well, this explains healthcare.gov...
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Postby Norstal » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:43 am

On the off chance that objects do mysteriously manifest (thanks, Patriarchy!), there should be no object inheritance, as inheritance is a tool of the Patriarchy. Instead, there will be object reparations.

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Postby Norstal » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:48 am

Souseiseki wrote:
Ailiailia wrote:Initial assumption is Prank. Begin to read page ...



Prank confirmed.


and that is why python is the most feminist programming language, some how

No. Python is just a slut.
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