Wikkiwallana wrote:Grave_n_idle wrote:
This much is true.
Lot, for example. Happily married to his... mineral deposit.
Okay, bad example.
Okay... Solomon. Bound solely to his... um... 700 wives. And... 300 concubines.
Uh...
David then. "Beloved" and chosen servant. He's got to be a good example. He lived happily with his eight wives. Including the widow of one of his enemies, and the widow of one of his friends he had murdered. And his concubines, of course.
Crap, that didn't really help, either.
Okay. Abraham. He only had the one wife, right? Yeah. He married his sister, had a kid with her servant, and then took a concubine when she died.
Thinking about it... that's not a great example either.
Sorry, what was the question again?
Well to be fair, the Lot example is like calling someone a necrophiliac because their spouse died.
And Solomon had 1000 mates? I know he was given more wisdom than any other man will ever have, but damn, how did he keep that from turning into a 24/7 feud of jealousy/small civil war? And since women who spend a lot of time together tend to sync up, did he just flee the country one week a month, or what?
Okay, I withdraw Lot. There's plenty of fault to find in his parenting, perhaps, but I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on the marrying-a-condiment front.
Still, the Biblical precedents for marriage look like a shaky set of prospects.