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Do you beleive it?

Yes
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No
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Total votes : 20

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Risottia
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Postby Risottia » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:48 am

Tekania wrote:
Cromarty wrote:Who are the Jesits?


The little teenage girls that follow Christ around and swoon.

...falling down in the thickets the Jesuits planned to be planted there. See? IT. ALL. FITS!
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Dyakovo
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Ex-Nation

Postby Dyakovo » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:50 am

Malshan wrote:Lincoln? Killed by Jesuits? Really?

I could've sworn he was killed by vampires...

Not by Jesuits... By Jesits... And maybe they were vampiric jesits....
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Auraelius
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Postby Auraelius » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:50 am

Malshan wrote:Lincoln? Killed by Jesuits? Really?

I could've sworn he was killed by vampires...

No dude, John Wikes Booth was a Giant Steampunk Robot Space-Ninja Vampire. Get your facts straight.

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Ashmoria
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Postby Ashmoria » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:50 am

Malshan wrote:Lincoln? Killed by Jesuits? Really?

I could've sworn he was killed by vampires...

nicholas cage.
whatever

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The Republic of Lanos
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:51 am

This whole thread is a conspiracy...

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Devons Island
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Ex-Nation

Postby Devons Island » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:52 am

Why does it seem to be a general rule that most any website that includes "TRUTH" in its title most often does not have anything remotely truthful and is packed full of curiously ill-conceived conspiracy theories?

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The Blaatschapen
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:54 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Maybe its my Catholicism talking but the history in me telling me that Booth had nothing to do with the Catholic Church.


Actually, he is connected to the catholic church. After all, his name was John Wilkes "Confession" Booth.
The Blaatschapen should resign

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Felatadon
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Postby Felatadon » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:54 am

"Catholic Church Mr. Dered Abraham Lincoln"

:o

snekciht tolp eht

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Auraelius
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Postby Auraelius » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:55 am

Devons Island wrote:Why does it seem to be a general rule that most any website that includes "TRUTH" in its title most often does not have anything remotely truthful and is packed full of curiously ill-conceived conspiracy theories?

Because typing "THE TRUTH" in 12 point Times New Roman with actual facts just isn't as exciting.

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Risottia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Risottia » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:56 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:This whole thread is a conspiracy...

I hope it won't be forgotten at the next awards, for verily it is a great WTF moment.
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Lubyak
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Ex-Nation

Postby Lubyak » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:59 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:This whole thread is a conspiracy...


*GASP*
What...what if...
What if we're ALL a conspiracy?!

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Auraelius
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Postby Auraelius » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:59 am

Risottia wrote:verily

:D

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The Blaatschapen
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:01 am

Lubyak wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:This whole thread is a conspiracy...


*GASP*
What...what if...
What if we're ALL a conspiracy?!


Yeah, but I'm a conspiracy all on my own.

Nobody wins
Nobody hears us fall
The Blaatschapen should resign

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Eternal Yerushalayim
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Ex-Nation

Postby Eternal Yerushalayim » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:01 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:This whole thread is a conspiracy...

And you must be a Papist.
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Gun Manufacturers
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gun Manufacturers » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:21 am

Auraelius wrote:If you take the the TITANIC, and remove the letters T, T, and one of the I's, and add the letters C,O,S,P,R, and Y you get CONSPIRACY. oOooOooooOOOooooOOOOOOoooooooo


I'm going to have to sig that. :bow:
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Auraelius wrote:If you take the the TITANIC, and remove the letters T, T, and one of the I's, and add the letters C,O,S,P,R, and Y you get CONSPIRACY. oOooOooooOOOooooOOOOOOoooooooo


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Neo Arcad
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Ex-Nation

Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:29 am

Lubyak wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:This whole thread is a conspiracy...


*GASP*
What...what if...
What if we're ALL a conspiracy?!


Then the only thing that can save us is the Pan-Sexual Lovecraftian Illuminati Space Daleks.
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Grave_n_idle
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Grave_n_idle » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:30 am

Neo Arcad wrote:
Lubyak wrote:
*GASP*
What...what if...
What if we're ALL a conspiracy?!


Then the only thing that can save us is the Pan-Sexual Lovecraftian Illuminati Space Daleks.


Again?
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Neo Arcad
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Ex-Nation

Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:31 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Then the only thing that can save us is the Pan-Sexual Lovecraftian Illuminati Space Daleks.


Again?


Unfortunately, yes. We need to stop relying on them to solve our problems.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Dread Lady Nathicana
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Ex-Nation

Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:34 am

A'ight Spammy McSpampants - yeah, the lot of you. As amusing as I've found all of this ... lets not.

*continues snickering to self over the whole thread*

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